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Date: 03/09/11 06:45 AM

34 Responses to Sexual Calorie Counter: How Much Do You Burn [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:51 am
    Link: Sexual Calorie Counter: How Much Do You Burn - What`s an Italian Chandelier? Somewhat NSFW.
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    MelissaJoy Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:11 am
    Italian Chandelier definition
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:12 am
    and ill bet all of these are true...
  4. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:15 am
    My uncle sent this to me a couple months ago. This is fairly typical of the kind of stuff he sends out. He`s in the "70 and over" group, BTW, and Hooters is still his favorite restaurant. He even invited a Hooters girl and her husband to his and my aunt`s house for our family Christmas gathering. *awkward.*
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    Ujelly Male 30-39
    81 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:18 am
    How is it that 95% of 9gag(dot)c0m ends up on this site, as of right now I am cutting i am bored out of the picture because it is a waste of my time.
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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:26 am
    Hahaha genius
  7. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:55 am
    lmao !!!!!!
  8. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Did you know that 45% of all statistics are made up on the spot? Someone must`ve been in a hurry.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:35 am
    the funny thing is, my gf`s girlfriend asked her how much calories does sex burn last night, this will answer the question but from a male perspective, close enough
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:54 am
    For the millionth time stop exagerating
  11. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Italian Chandelier?! haven`t heard of that...

    I love the "Explaining why you got immediately out of bed"
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Who puts a condom on without an erection?
  13. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Animation of italian chandelier, using sick figures
  14. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I see...
  15. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    I must be doing missionary wrong, because I always sweat my ass off in the process. Hardest 12 calorie burn ever.
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    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:37 am
    i burn more calories faking an orgasm? brilliant! :D
  17. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Thanks fabarati, now I know
  18. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    I think a sexual position like the Italian Chandelier just ruins sex. I want to have sex; not a workout. Although good sex is usually a workout.
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    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    lame and unrealistic
  20. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Yes, i-am-bored, rape is funny.
  21. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    315 calories for putting a condom on?!
  22. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Why the hell would your wife be knocking on her own door? lol.
  23. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Why is "masturbation while crying" nowhere on this list?!
  24. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    !!!
  25. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    limphotdog, because the bedroom door is locked... (and you are with the babysitter/neighbor/wife`s sister)
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    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    "Removing her clothes:
    With Consent-12 Calories
    Without Consent-187 Calories"

    `Without Consent`-The amount of calories burned through rape?
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    FontFace Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    69 while standing up. Ha!
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    they didnt include the flying 69!
  29. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Italian Chandelier? Now I`m freaking curious!
  30. Profile photo of fiora1802
    fiora1802 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 3:08 am
    The sexiest thing i ever see !!!!!!!
  31. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 6:00 am
    Rape: The greatest form of exercise
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:29 am
    @JHSpring26... me too, sounds like it`s Urban Dictionary time!
  33. Profile photo of stwilson
    stwilson Female 18-29
    66 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    @fiora1802 freakin stop that already. Not cool and ANNOYING!
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    What it has said, is rape burns the most calories! WTF?

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