Sexual Calorie Counter: How Much Do You Burn [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago Weird

What"s an Italian Chandelier? Somewhat NSFW.
There are 34 comments:
Male 25,416
What it has said, is rape burns the most calories! WTF?
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Female 66
@fiora1802 freakin stop that already. Not cool and ANNOYING!
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Male 876
@JHSpring26... me too, sounds like it`s Urban Dictionary time!
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Male 312
Rape: The greatest form of exercise
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Male 492
Italian Chandelier? Now I`m freaking curious!
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Male 490
they didnt include the flying 69!
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Male 91
69 while standing up. Ha!
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Male 59
"Removing her clothes:
With Consent-12 Calories
Without Consent-187 Calories"

`Without Consent`-The amount of calories burned through rape?
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Male 1,451
limphotdog, because the bedroom door is locked... (and you are with the babysitter/neighbor/wife`s sister)
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Female 1,356
!!!
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Male 156
Why is "masturbation while crying" nowhere on this list?!
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Female 673
Why the hell would your wife be knocking on her own door? lol.
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Male 515
315 calories for putting a condom on?!
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Male 848
Yes, i-am-bored, rape is funny.
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Female 423
lame and unrealistic
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Male 734
I think a sexual position like the Italian Chandelier just ruins sex. I want to have sex; not a workout. Although good sex is usually a workout.
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Female 1,623
Thanks fabarati, now I know
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Female 182
i burn more calories faking an orgasm? brilliant! :D
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Male 483
I must be doing missionary wrong, because I always sweat my ass off in the process. Hardest 12 calorie burn ever.
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Male 5,413
I see...
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Female 2,525
Who puts a condom on without an erection?
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Male 1,587
Italian Chandelier?! haven`t heard of that...

I love the "Explaining why you got immediately out of bed"
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Male 686
For the millionth time stop exagerating
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Male 794
the funny thing is, my gf`s girlfriend asked her how much calories does sex burn last night, this will answer the question but from a male perspective, close enough
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Male 588
Did you know that 45% of all statistics are made up on the spot? Someone must`ve been in a hurry.
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Male 1,015
lmao !!!!!!
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Female 72
Hahaha genius
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Male 81
How is it that 95% of 9gag(dot)c0m ends up on this site, as of right now I am cutting i am bored out of the picture because it is a waste of my time.
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Male 2,868
My uncle sent this to me a couple months ago. This is fairly typical of the kind of stuff he sends out. He`s in the "70 and over" group, BTW, and Hooters is still his favorite restaurant. He even invited a Hooters girl and her husband to his and my aunt`s house for our family Christmas gathering. *awkward.*
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Male 3,745
and ill bet all of these are true...
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Female 23
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Female 596
Link: Sexual Calorie Counter: How Much Do You Burn [Pic] [Rate Link] - What`s an Italian Chandelier? Somewhat NSFW.
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