Scariest Movie Since Texas Chainsaw [Pic]

Submitted by: catbarf 6 years ago in Funny

You"ll never want to bake again...
There are 44 comments:
Male 25
Not as amazing as, "Vampire Zombies From The Hood" xD
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Female 235
Well, it`s nice to know I`m not the only one who owns a rape stove...
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Male 559
lol
probably better than most of the sht that`s out right now
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Male 85
hahaha Patton Oswalt ftw!
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Male 177
Meh, I`d still watch it.
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Male 1,021
This might be funny to a 10 years old. Not really "post worthy"
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Male 369
Rape...
Yeah, always funny...
Stove, armadillo, bookshelf, the drunken guy at the bar...
Laughs ensue...
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Male 588
What, this a porno or scary movie?
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Male 719
@Southpaw: Technically, it`s Deathbed: The Bed that Eats.
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Male 3,894
Would be funnier if it was real.
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Male 96
"Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People". I love Patton Oswalt SO much.
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Male 2,855
thats some hot rape
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Male 34
ElijaBlack wins
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Male 758
I always thought the rapecoaster would have been more fun.
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Male 2,688
And the trailer MUST star with Pablo Francisco doing the movie guy voice saying "Just when you thought it was safe to send your wife to the kitchen for a sandwich..."
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Female 407
haahhahhahahah
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Female 126
Patton called, he wants his joke back.
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Male 15,510
That is so B
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Male 295
FROM THE CREATORS OF `THE KILLER FRIDGE` AND THE PRODUCER OF `A TALE OF FOUR WOODEN LEGS` COMES... `RAPE STOVE`
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Male 474
If you can`t handle the heat, get outta the rape kitchen
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Male 275
Nothing says lovin like something from the oven.
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Male 307
That`s hot.
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Male 244
Your mother and the turkey is next.
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Female 78
lmao
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Male 10,855
Well now I don`t want to even cook bratwurst in my stove any more.

Thanks IAB.
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Male 200
hahahaha i laughed so hard
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Female 9,572
*Looks at stove* Daddy...?
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Male 3,060
*ding* rape`s done.
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Male 423
And my oven`s on right now...why do i have the impression the dials are looking at me?
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Female 176
no oven mit, no love.
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Male 25,416
lol, at least it creative
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Male 107
oh, this is based off a joke by patton oswald. booring!
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Male 39,955

I`m scared `cause that actually looks like my stove!

[glances over shoulder]
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Male 3,745
and where would i buy such a movie?
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Female 62
Does This Stove Have A Penis? 0.o
Perhaps Retractable? Or Maybe It Magically Turns Into A Person....I Must Know!!
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Female 1,435
mmm smells like rape
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Male 61
lool rape stove, thats one for the women
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Male 2,033
Want.
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Male 976
I... just... I kinda... How would?.. who would even think to?.. I... just... what?
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Male 493
I didn`t know Death Bed: The Bed That Eats had a sequel.
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Male 402
i must have this movie..NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 490
Sounds like a bad prono
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Male 8
Gotta love the Patton Oswalt reference!
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Male 1,455
Link: Scariest Movie Since Texas Chainsaw [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`ll never want to bake again...
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