Run!!! [Gif]

Submitted by: a1butcher 5 years ago Funny

Times like this is when all your military training really comes in handy.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 2,509
a euphemism for sex with my husband. pfft.
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Male 21
If it exploded the camera footage wouldnt exist.
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Male 168
I`m guessing it didnt explode. I think if you run, you will likely get shrapnel, i would have taken 2 steps and hit the ground.

-Also, ultimate military prank
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Male 514
nycballa890- do you even know what a Howitzer is?
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Male 147
Saw a similar type vid on liveleak but instead of a dud launch the guy disappeared into a large puff of smoke when it detonated at the bottom of the tube.
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Male 2,748
lololololololololol
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Male 234
this was actually a prank on a fresh batch of privates in for training. I cant remember where ive seen the video but i seen it a few weeks ago
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Male 12,365
You seem to have overlooked about a third of my post:

[quote]But "probably" and "should have been" are trumped by "will kill you if it does explode near you", so running away is the way to go.[/quote]
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Male 2,345
Angilion

they are actually designed to go off after a certain number of full rotations. HOWEVER, any time an explosive ordinance fails to fulfill its intended purpose you should RUN LIKE HELL (words from my drill instructor during basic).

Trust me, it was NOT safe to stay there. Once ordnance has malfunctioned you have to remember that it is still a high explosive and by nature, wants to explode...and usually when you are trying to retrieve it.
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Male 12,365
[quote]This is how you kill spiders[/quote]

Effective, but perhaps a little too expensive.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Awww... Where`s the explosion? :([/quote]

There probably wouldn`t have been one. They`re designed to not explode unless they have travelled some distance and *then* hit something. It should have been perfectly fine to stay there.

But "probably" and "should have been" are trumped by "will kill you if it does explode near you", so running away is the way to go.
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Male 15,510
This is how you kill spiders
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Female 1,356
hehehe
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Male 61
drat that would suck
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Male 102
@dude below me

if u look closely, the camera shows movement up until the howitzer prematurely jizzes, then it just stays still like on a tripod, so i think the camera man did run
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Male 7
And the cameraman didn`t run why? I`d be busting balls outta there lol.
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Male 5,190
LOL
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Male 2,096
Premature ejaculation
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Male 684
and boom goes the dynamite
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Male 147
i saw a video where that same thing happened but the rocket was the size of 3 basketballs
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Male 364
Technically they`re okay as a mortar round required a certain amount of force and distance for the main primer to activate.

I`d still run like hell too though...
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Male 156
Reminds me of my prom night.
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Male 208
Seconds later, the man holding the camera was no more.
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Male 371
asploshun?
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Male 3,745
"not a piece of candy! NOT A PIECE OF CANDY!!!"
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Female 494
Awww... Where`s the explosion? :(
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Male 10,845
Yup, that`s a faulty mortar cannon right thers.
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Female 53
trolololololol
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Male 45
"Oh, would you look at that. Let`s scoot, y`all."
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Male 4,807
Link: Run!!! [Gif] [Rate Link] - Times like this is when all your military training really comes in handy.
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