Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Flaws Uncovered [Pic

Submitted by: Englandrocks 5 years ago Misc

Who else thought the same thing about this major flaw in the game of Rock, Paper, Scissors?
There are 66 comments:
Male 51
LOL Roosterroach!

Read: Foot C*ckroach Atomic bomb
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Male 51
Foot, roosterroach, Atomic bomb
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Male 11
I always use METAL \m/
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Male 5,413
I always choose T-rex
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Male 541
Why can`t the paper be replaced by dynamite with cuttable wick?
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Male 160
Hahahahaha
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Male 698
Actually you can have rock as the initial move but when the pinkie and the ring finger twitch that is when I change my plan for the rock to a scissor.
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Male 176
That`s why I always play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
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Male 376
Rock ftw
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Male 1,063
shut up nerd
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Male 165
This is full of so much win...
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Male 159
The actual reason why paper beats rock is pretty cool. Look it up.
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Male 139
power, money, intelligence
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Male 46
@inversegrav "rock paper scissors lizard spock"

yes!! I love the big bang theory :P
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Male 8,302
We have a similar game in Australia but its called Dingo Baby Media.
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Male 770
rock paper scissors lizard spock
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Male 16
Rock Paper Scissors?
I play Rock Dynamite Scissors.
Rock smashes scissors which cuts the dynamite wick which explodes the rock.
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Male 47
Sure you might try to punch me with rock, but I`ll just block you with my paper hand. Paper FTW!!
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Male 1,678
Aye and I`m pretty sure plumbers would seriously struggle in hand to hand combat with dinosaurs that can shoot fire from their mouths, but its just a game!!
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Female 2,027
oooooold
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 716
This is a lame excuse for a joke; it is designed such that each object can win against one other, and each can be beaten by one other.

If you got rid of paper beating rock then the rock would be immortal, hence making the game unplayable and drating retarded.
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Male 322
Paper-cut?
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Male 588
Good thing it`s got a much better name in swedish. "PÃ¥se", or `bag` in english.
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Male 590
dumb
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Male 636
@Lixa123

Haha... I agree...

Then push your flat hand to his nose and if you do it hard enough, you can stab his brain with his own nose....

Paper wins....
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Female 1,478
Is this supposed to be art or a statement or something? Because I don`t think someone would just.. normally create this sign and have it out in the open like that.
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Male 697
It`s just a game, a-hole.
(Is how I would reply as I punch back)
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Female 579
And then you can block the punch with your flat hands.
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Male 2,988
Rock, scissors, dynamite with a cuttable fuse...
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Male 37,910

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Male 59
That`s why I play `Rock, Leather, Scissors`
It`s more logical.
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Male 169
I know this from QDB and that was quite a while ago... You can read it here
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Female 498
nofatchicks
Haha! XD
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Male 2,868
Anybody remember these? Basically rock paper scissors using figurines with emblems that reveal fire water or wood when you apply warmth.
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Male 1,081
On the paper is written an extremely depressing tale. Upon reading it, rock realizes how hopeless life is and commits suicide. Scissors isn`t affected because scissors can`t read.
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Male 1,021
I signed permit allow the development of an area of land will, in fact, allow paper to beat rock
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Male 257
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock!
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Male 551
@Helgarin

Because they can
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Male 45
dmitri martin joke
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Female 79
genius!
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Female 1,356
i`ve always played it like this: rock is a punch, paper is a slap, and scissors can poke your eyes out.
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Female 39
@Helgarin

It`s art. *shrug*
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Male 15,510
This is the one you all should be playing, N00Bs
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Male 506
Why would someone make this on a board?
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Female 108
Love it!
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Female 362

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Male 2,690
I`ve always said this. And there`s a normal black and white pic saying all of this that`s super old. So i`m assuming the creator of this little stand is just a big fan of that original pic.
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Male 193
Haha! I love Demetri Martin!
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Male 176
I always play TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! Rock, Paper, Saddam!
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Male 441
In fact, I`m pretty sure this was Demitri Martin.
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Male 37,910

Logical


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Male 156
Funny.
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Female 9,402
Still like the way Big Bang Theory did Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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Male 441
In fact, I`m pretty sure this was Demitri Martin.
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Male 3,842
IRL this is TL;DR
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Male 734
True, but if I shoved enough paper down your throat you would definitely choke.
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Male 441
This is from something I`ve heard. Pretty certain it was a stand up.
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Female 535
Obviously haven`t seen this: Rock Paper Scissors (After Dark screensaver)
Any of them can beat any other
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Male 588
I think it`s an old QDB quote. Granted, it`s a nice quote and all but why does it have to be on a big black board with all the swearwords removed? Is someone trying to make a business by selling big black boards with safe for work QDB quotes on them?
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Female 403
And that is when you use your lightning fast reflexes to catch the rock an inch from your face :-)

but, yeah, I agree
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Male 1,182
this is from a movie? or comedy stand up?
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Male 132
Despite the fact I laughed a little, I`ve known this since I was 4
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Male 397
I want this on a t-shirt.
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Male 2,551
Not really. It`s got something to do with an ancient chinese custom, where the emporer would place a rock ontop of a piece of paper if he was going to disagree with the demands or whatever it was, and below it if he would agree to what was being demanded/asked, and since then putting rock under paper (or maybe it`s ontop, I can`t remember) has been seen as defeat.
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Female 491
Link: Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Flaws Uncovered [Pic [Rate Link] - Who else thought the same thing about this major flaw in the game of Rock, Paper, Scissors?
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