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Date: 03/06/11 04:44 PM

66 Responses to Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Flaws Uncovered [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    Not really. It`s got something to do with an ancient chinese custom, where the emporer would place a rock ontop of a piece of paper if he was going to disagree with the demands or whatever it was, and below it if he would agree to what was being demanded/asked, and since then putting rock under paper (or maybe it`s ontop, I can`t remember) has been seen as defeat.
  2. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I want this on a t-shirt.
  3. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
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    March 6, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Despite the fact I laughed a little, I`ve known this since I was 4
  4. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    this is from a movie? or comedy stand up?
  5. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    And that is when you use your lightning fast reflexes to catch the rock an inch from your face :-)

    but, yeah, I agree
  6. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    I think it`s an old QDB quote. Granted, it`s a nice quote and all but why does it have to be on a big black board with all the swearwords removed? Is someone trying to make a business by selling big black boards with safe for work QDB quotes on them?
  7. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Obviously haven`t seen this: Rock Paper Scissors (After Dark screensaver)
    Any of them can beat any other
  8. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    This is from something I`ve heard. Pretty certain it was a stand up.
  9. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    True, but if I shoved enough paper down your throat you would definitely choke.
  10. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    IRL this is TL;DR
  11. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    In fact, I`m pretty sure this was Demitri Martin.
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Still like the way Big Bang Theory did Rock, Paper, Scissors.
  13. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Funny.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Logical


  15. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    In fact, I`m pretty sure this was Demitri Martin.
  16. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    I always play TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! Rock, Paper, Saddam!
  17. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Haha! I love Demetri Martin!
  18. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    I`ve always said this. And there`s a normal black and white pic saying all of this that`s super old. So i`m assuming the creator of this little stand is just a big fan of that original pic.
  19. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:01 pm

  20. Profile photo of sirgurl
    sirgurl Female 18-29
    108 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    Love it!
  21. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Why would someone make this on a board?
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    This is the one you all should be playing, N00Bs
  23. Profile photo of WeinerD0g
    WeinerD0g Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    @Helgarin

    It`s art. *shrug*
  24. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    i`ve always played it like this: rock is a punch, paper is a slap, and scissors can poke your eyes out.
  25. Profile photo of hahahahahano
    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    80 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    genius!
  26. Profile photo of DownWithDDT
    DownWithDDT Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    dmitri martin joke
  27. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    @Helgarin

    Because they can
  28. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock!
  29. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    I signed permit allow the development of an area of land will, in fact, allow paper to beat rock
  30. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    On the paper is written an extremely depressing tale. Upon reading it, rock realizes how hopeless life is and commits suicide. Scissors isn`t affected because scissors can`t read.
  31. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Anybody remember these? Basically rock paper scissors using figurines with emblems that reveal fire water or wood when you apply warmth.
  32. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    nofatchicks
    Haha! XD
  33. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    I know this from QDB and that was quite a while ago... You can read it here
  34. Profile photo of pacotahko
    pacotahko Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    That`s why I play `Rock, Leather, Scissors`
    It`s more logical.
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm

  36. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    Rock, scissors, dynamite with a cuttable fuse...
  37. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:59 am
    And then you can block the punch with your flat hands.
  38. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:02 am
    It`s just a game, a-hole.
    (Is how I would reply as I punch back)
  39. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:16 am
    Is this supposed to be art or a statement or something? Because I don`t think someone would just.. normally create this sign and have it out in the open like that.
  40. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:08 am
    @Lixa123

    Haha... I agree...

    Then push your flat hand to his nose and if you do it hard enough, you can stab his brain with his own nose....

    Paper wins....
  41. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 5:20 am
    dumb
  42. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:05 am
    Good thing it`s got a much better name in swedish. "PÃ¥se", or `bag` in english.
  43. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:25 am
    Paper-cut?
  44. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:04 am
    This is a lame excuse for a joke; it is designed such that each object can win against one other, and each can be beaten by one other.

    If you got rid of paper beating rock then the rock would be immortal, hence making the game unplayable and drating retarded.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:21 am
    lol
  46. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:43 am
    oooooold
  47. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:43 am
    Aye and I`m pretty sure plumbers would seriously struggle in hand to hand combat with dinosaurs that can shoot fire from their mouths, but its just a game!!
  48. Profile photo of not_me
    not_me Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Sure you might try to punch me with rock, but I`ll just block you with my paper hand. Paper FTW!!
  49. Profile photo of Metagami
    Metagami Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Rock Paper Scissors?
    I play Rock Dynamite Scissors.
    Rock smashes scissors which cuts the dynamite wick which explodes the rock.
  50. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    rock paper scissors lizard spock
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    We have a similar game in Australia but its called Dingo Baby Media.
  52. Profile photo of jacksonc9999
    jacksonc9999 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    @inversegrav "rock paper scissors lizard spock"

    yes!! I love the big bang theory :P
  53. Profile photo of nnotdead
    nnotdead Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    power, money, intelligence
  54. Profile photo of kula35
    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    The actual reason why paper beats rock is pretty cool. Look it up.
  55. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    This is full of so much win...
  56. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    shut up nerd
  57. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:00 am
    Rock ftw
  58. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:30 am
    That`s why I always play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
  59. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Actually you can have rock as the initial move but when the pinkie and the ring finger twitch that is when I change my plan for the rock to a scissor.
  60. Profile photo of thahellmouth
    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    Hahahahaha
  61. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:37 am
    Why can`t the paper be replaced by dynamite with cuttable wick?
  62. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    I always choose T-rex
  63. Profile photo of racofunk
    racofunk Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    I always use METAL \m/
  64. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Foot, roosterroach, Atomic bomb
  65. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    LOL Roosterroach!

    Read: Foot C*ckroach Atomic bomb

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