Report: It`s Healthy To Stare At Women`s Chests

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

Hey, maybe Fox News isn"t all that bad after all.
There are 57 comments:
Male 286
No wonder why I have been feeling so good lately...
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Male 25,416
Now thats a news story
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Female 62
The guy`s who didn`t look at breasts were probably less healthy because of the strain it took not too look for so long. Silly science.
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Male 185
fake science.
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Male 1,068
That explains why I`m as fit as a fiddle! La La La...
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Male 602
It`s healthy until you consider the hazard of staring an a stranger`s breasts for 10 minutes and then say "What, it`s for my heart health!"
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Male 336
old news.
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Male 38,750
[quote]"does this apply to gay men?" [/quote]

No we look at your boyfriends crotch instead.
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Male 411
How would a man not stare at breasts for 5 years?
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Male 359
"It`s Healthy To Stare At Women`s Chests"

Yes. Yes it is. And if it was bad for our health, well...the world is overpopulated anyway.
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Male 2,553
Oh, I`m terribly sorry, it`s for my health. ...They really are something...
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Male 373
thats it? 10 minutes?
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Male 1
All this study really shows is that if you are willing to lie to someone about not looking at breasts for 5 years, you have a bad heart.
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Male 114
10 MINUTES A DAY! YESH!
I like how they just focused on all the boobs.
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Male 510
girl at :12 o_o
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Male 2,516
yes!, yes!! i knew it! that`s why I`m so healthy
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Male 684
does this apply to gay men?
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Male 107
Does fapping to vaginas count?
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Male 1,451
Wow, I stare for much more than 10 minutes.

It`s kinda like fame, because
I`M GONNA LIVE FOREVEEEEEERRRRR!!!
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Female 423
Boobs are fun.
Weird how they seem to mesmerize guys...
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Male 12,365
[quote]I think is more like natural selection thing, like biggest breasts = more apt candidate to reproduce with[/quote]

I`m not sure, because any size attracts attention. If a woman with, say, B cup size was to show off her boobs, I doubt if the usual reponse from people sexually attracted to women would be to ignore them because they weren`t big enough.

But I see a possible connection, looking at it from the perspective of the early years of humanity and pre-human hominids. Back then, bigger breasts would generally mean a woman had plenty to eat, which would mean that she was successful, which would mean she was a prime mate, and that her fertility wasn`t compromised by inadequate diet, which would mean the same thing.
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Female 1,356
"It is recommended that men stare at breasts... for ten minutes a day."


beautiful ending.
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Male 15,510
"I`m not sure why because it isn`t a conscious thing, but I think it`s because the difference in breast size is usually a very visually obvious distinction between women and men or children."

I think is more like natural selection thing, like biggest breasts = more apt candidate to reproduce with
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Male 1,598
\... think I`ll go stare at breasts
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Male 515
I wonder where they got the 10 minutes a day?
I`m going to find this on Pubmed now.
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Male 12,365
Gah, cut off as usual.

The last line should read "or maybe it`s just socialisation".
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Male 12,365
[quote]I never really understood how looking at boobs seems to entertain guys so much. :/ Are they really that fascinating?[/quote]

Yes.

It isn`t only men, either. Mostly men, but not entirely.

I`m not sure why because it isn`t a conscious thing, but I think it`s because the difference in breast size is usually a very visually obvious distinction between women and men or children. Due to that and the fact that humans are very visual animals, woman-sized breasts are symbolic of womanhood.

Hence the association:

Larger breasts --> woman.
Woman --> sexy.

Therefore larger breasts --> sexy.

By "larger breasts" I mean in comparison with men and children, not in comparison with other women. So I`m talking A and upwards, not D and upwards.

Obviously there are exceptions (thanks for that picture, Gerry1of1), but it works well enough for the primitive parts of the human brain.

Or maybe it
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Male 58
This has to be my favorite and most agreeable posting yet ^_^
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Male 153
@the windy

The forbidden fruit taste the sweetest
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Male 723
Yes.

That is all.

8-) LJ
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Female 1,589
I never really understood how looking at boobs seems to entertain guys so much. :/ Are they really that fascinating?
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Male 734
I feel better already!
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Male 1,081
There was a 5 year study on this?
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Male 3,631
10 minutes a day! Got it covered.
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Male 474
I highly doubt that, it would be nice, but good effort at getting more ratings Faux News, still didn`t work though
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Male 167
If a little is good... A lot must be better!
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Male 38,750

girl: Why are you staring at my tits?

boy: It`s okay, I have a prescription

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Male 794
the more you stare, the healthier your heart is, this is based on a scientific study that i conducted this morning in my bed....very healthy way to start the day, morning sex even better
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Male 5,413
I already knew this.
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Male 5,194
Faux News. Sadly, the truth tends to be the exact opposite of whatever they tell you.
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Male 32
great excuse to be creepy >.>
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Male 40
Wait...we`re only supposed to stare at them for 10 minutes a day?

How are we supposed to spend the rest of the time? This is horrible news.
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Male 38,398
We`re supposed to look at birds for 10 minutes a day? Seems like a good idea :)
(This may not be funny if you didn`t see the Great Tits on the other thread, eh?)
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Male 14,334
Time to get my swell on!!!
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Male 1,587
Umm I think the health issues were probably from stress. Could you imagine the stress of not looking at boobs for 5 years?!
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Female 2,525
Only on Fox.
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Male 2,332
Tits are pretty amazing
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Male 1,021
LOL IshiiDaFishy

"I`m only staring for science"

sucks for the half that were told not to look for 5 years. They got the shortest straw!
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Male 2,440
Go on. Stare. It`s doctor recommended. :)
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Male 773
`Hey guy, have we got an experiment for you!`
`Whats that?`
`Don`t look at tits for five years.`
*Smack*
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Male 7,617
i love the turns science has been taking lately.
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Male 38,750

Okay. Go ahead and stare at these breasts as long as you want.


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Male 588
Woo april first!
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Male 605
"Okay guys, don`t look at boobs for 5 years"
"Uh...Okay sure."

There is no way this is legit. Wait, surely all gay guys, or guys who live in all male communities must be dropping dead at like 40? Damn...
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Male 102
ok!!
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Male 1,793
fox is still evil...
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Male 20,302
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