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Date: 03/09/11 08:00 AM

57 Responses to Report: It`s Healthy To Stare At Women`s Chests

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Link: Report: It`s Healthy To Stare At Women`s Chests - Hey, maybe Fox News isn`t all that bad after all.
  2. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:09 am
    fox is still evil...
  3. Profile photo of Verymad
    Verymad Male 13-17
    102 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    ok!!
  4. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    "Okay guys, don`t look at boobs for 5 years"
    "Uh...Okay sure."

    There is no way this is legit. Wait, surely all gay guys, or guys who live in all male communities must be dropping dead at like 40? Damn...
  5. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Woo april first!
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Okay. Go ahead and stare at these breasts as long as you want.


  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:18 am
    i love the turns science has been taking lately.
  8. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:19 am
    `Hey guy, have we got an experiment for you!`
    `Whats that?`
    `Don`t look at tits for five years.`
    *Smack*
  9. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Go on. Stare. It`s doctor recommended. :)
  10. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:47 am
    LOL IshiiDaFishy

    "I`m only staring for science"

    sucks for the half that were told not to look for 5 years. They got the shortest straw!
  11. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Tits are pretty amazing
  12. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Only on Fox.
  13. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Umm I think the health issues were probably from stress. Could you imagine the stress of not looking at boobs for 5 years?!
  14. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Time to get my swell on!!!
  15. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32838 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:18 am
    We`re supposed to look at birds for 10 minutes a day? Seems like a good idea :)
    (This may not be funny if you didn`t see the Great Tits on the other thread, eh?)
  16. Profile photo of Seggallion
    Seggallion Male 30-39
    40 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Wait...we`re only supposed to stare at them for 10 minutes a day?

    How are we supposed to spend the rest of the time? This is horrible news.
  17. Profile photo of ALX86663
    ALX86663 Male 30-39
    32 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:30 am
    great excuse to be creepy >.>
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Faux News. Sadly, the truth tends to be the exact opposite of whatever they tell you.
  19. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 10:56 am
    I already knew this.
  20. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:14 am
    the more you stare, the healthier your heart is, this is based on a scientific study that i conducted this morning in my bed....very healthy way to start the day, morning sex even better
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:14 am

    girl: Why are you staring at my tits?

    boy: It`s okay, I have a prescription

  22. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:46 am
    If a little is good... A lot must be better!
  23. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    I highly doubt that, it would be nice, but good effort at getting more ratings Faux News, still didn`t work though
  24. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    10 minutes a day! Got it covered.
  25. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    There was a 5 year study on this?
  26. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    I feel better already!
  27. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    I never really understood how looking at boobs seems to entertain guys so much. :/ Are they really that fascinating?
  28. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Yes.

    That is all.

    8-) LJ
  29. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    @the windy

    The forbidden fruit taste the sweetest
  30. Profile photo of skruffer2
    skruffer2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    This has to be my favorite and most agreeable posting yet ^_^
  31. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    I never really understood how looking at boobs seems to entertain guys so much. :/ Are they really that fascinating?

    Yes.

    It isn`t only men, either. Mostly men, but not entirely.

    I`m not sure why because it isn`t a conscious thing, but I think it`s because the difference in breast size is usually a very visually obvious distinction between women and men or children. Due to that and the fact that humans are very visual animals, woman-sized breasts are symbolic of womanhood.

    Hence the association:

    Larger breasts --> woman.
    Woman --> sexy.

    Therefore larger breasts --> sexy.

    By "larger breasts" I mean in comparison with men and children, not in comparison with other women. So I`m talking A and upwards, not D and upwards.

    Obviously there are exceptions (thanks for that picture, Gerry1of1), but it works well enough for the primitive parts of the human brain.

    Or maybe it
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Gah, cut off as usual.

    The last line should read "or maybe it`s just socialisation".
  33. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    I wonder where they got the 10 minutes a day?
    I`m going to find this on Pubmed now.
  34. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    \... think I`ll go stare at breasts
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    "I`m not sure why because it isn`t a conscious thing, but I think it`s because the difference in breast size is usually a very visually obvious distinction between women and men or children."

    I think is more like natural selection thing, like biggest breasts = more apt candidate to reproduce with
  36. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    "It is recommended that men stare at breasts... for ten minutes a day."


    beautiful ending.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    I think is more like natural selection thing, like biggest breasts = more apt candidate to reproduce with

    I`m not sure, because any size attracts attention. If a woman with, say, B cup size was to show off her boobs, I doubt if the usual reponse from people sexually attracted to women would be to ignore them because they weren`t big enough.

    But I see a possible connection, looking at it from the perspective of the early years of humanity and pre-human hominids. Back then, bigger breasts would generally mean a woman had plenty to eat, which would mean that she was successful, which would mean she was a prime mate, and that her fertility wasn`t compromised by inadequate diet, which would mean the same thing.
  38. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Boobs are fun.
    Weird how they seem to mesmerize guys...
  39. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Wow, I stare for much more than 10 minutes.

    It`s kinda like fame, because
    I`M GONNA LIVE FOREVEEEEEERRRRR!!!
  40. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Does fapping to vaginas count?
  41. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    does this apply to gay men?
  42. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    yes!, yes!! i knew it! that`s why I`m so healthy
  43. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    girl at :12 o_o
  44. Profile photo of XxCraigxX
    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    10 MINUTES A DAY! YESH!
    I like how they just focused on all the boobs.
  45. Profile photo of EFR805
    EFR805 Male 30-39
    1 post
    March 9, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    All this study really shows is that if you are willing to lie to someone about not looking at breasts for 5 years, you have a bad heart.
  46. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    thats it? 10 minutes?
  47. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    Oh, I`m terribly sorry, it`s for my health. ...They really are something...
  48. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 12:03 am
    "It`s Healthy To Stare At Women`s Chests"

    Yes. Yes it is. And if it was bad for our health, well...the world is overpopulated anyway.
  49. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:20 am
    How would a man not stare at breasts for 5 years?
  50. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:50 am
    "does this apply to gay men?"

    No we look at your boyfriends crotch instead.
  51. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:19 am
    old news.
  52. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    It`s healthy until you consider the hazard of staring an a stranger`s breasts for 10 minutes and then say "What, it`s for my heart health!"
  53. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    That explains why I`m as fit as a fiddle! La La La...
  54. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 1:19 am
    fake science.
  55. Profile photo of simmerdown
    simmerdown Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 4:01 am
    The guy`s who didn`t look at breasts were probably less healthy because of the strain it took not too look for so long. Silly science.
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    Now thats a news story
  57. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    No wonder why I have been feeling so good lately...

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