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Date: 03/07/11 12:15 PM

55 Responses to Real Feline Anatomy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of MagicPencil
    MagicPencil Female 13-17
    20 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Link: Real Feline Anatomy - The fixed version of the feline anatomy released a few days ago.
  2. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    still wrong, the thought processes are entirely predictable. Touch there, get clawed.
  3. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Totally depends on the cat. I`ve known cats who love their belly being rubbed.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    i agree with this one.
  5. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    that looks about right
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    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    the thought process should be "Go ahead, make my day"
  7. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    the goddam truth, lmfao
  8. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    lol, silly cats
  9. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    This one is true for my cat most of the time, the other if she`s in a good mood.
    My other cat just sits there.
  10. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    "Totally depends on the cat. I`ve known cats who love their belly being rubbed"

    unless said cat does not like you, then kiss your hand skin goodbye
  11. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    there should be an arrow to the mouth that reads "barf comes out here"
  12. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    For my cat, it`s the opposite. If you don`t touch there, you get a face full of claws.
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    cats are evil . . . beware!


  14. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I can`t help but think that people who love cats and hate dogs have some kind of imbalance associated with their ability to receive unconditional affection. Cats tolerate, dogs love.
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    Durrell Male 18-29
    136 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    pmarren`s update?
  16. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    I hate cats, I hate people who like cats, and I hate this post.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    I don`t ever do this, or even worry/whine/bitch/complain/snivel about it.. but.... these reposts are starting to get to be way to many and to often.

    Having said that..... AWwwwwwwwww
  18. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    They forgot to mention that their claws also hold quite a nasty bit of bacteria. Think about it, they dig with them through their litter box, I`m sure they can get some sort of nasty bug on there. I`ve been scratched by a cat before (MANY TIMES!) and they never just seem to heal and go away,. there`s always a little bit that becomes all sore and red and swollen.
  19. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Bacteria this, bacteria that. Wah wah wah!

    Christ, grow a pair and build an immune system.
  20. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    @evanbartlett I suggest you watch this video of a less... attractive though affectionate cat:
    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=8jiZhhstVgY
    Truth is that most cats are like this once they trust you.
  21. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    So cats are somehow dirty but dogs eat their turds and lick their crotches then your face and that`s clean???
  22. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    @AngryYouth
    I hate people who hate people who hate cats. Yeeeep
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    "I hate people who hate people who hate cats. Yeeeep "

    I hate people who hate people who who hate people who hate cats.
  24. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    LOL ITT people who don`t know how to handle cats. You need to build trust with cats before you can pet them in certain areas.
  25. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    @evanbartlett: I have to disagree with your point about cats just "tolerating". I had a cat(who recently passed away) that was 15 years old. I owned her throughout her entire life since she was a kitten. Her mannerisms were that of a dog(for lack of a better explanation.) She came to me when I called,slept on the foot of my bed and yes, she graciously accepted belly rubs. If it wasn`t unconditional love, she wouldn`t have come to me for comfort in her last moments.
  26. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    @McGovern1981

    cats also eat their turds and lick their butts and other things... Just because you`ve never seen it doesn`t mean others haven`t.

    it has been shown that feline mouths have more harmful bacteria in them for humans. Cat scratch fever comes from biting, licking or scraping of the skin by cat teeth. but I agree with Musuko42.
  27. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    its a trap!
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    "I hate people who hate people who who hate people who hate cats."

    Oh YEAH?? Well I... um I... what?
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    anything animal that is slightly intricate is dirty apparently, i keep that in mind when my drool monkey eats cat poo, and drink from the taco bell infested bowels of the toilet. if you lack the patience to deal with a cat, you shouldnt touch one.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    "unpredictable thought processes" lol.
  31. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    "it has been shown that feline mouths have more harmful bacteria in them for humans"

    While cat bites are certainly at risk for infection, I`d rather get bit by a cat than a human. Humans tend to carry pathogens that can infect humans. There are bacteria and viruses that can get passed between animals and humans, but you`re WAY worse off getting bit by a person.
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    This is more accurate than the gay version
  33. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    @Gothmo
    no, cat scratch fever comes from Ted Nugent
  34. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    "unpredictable thought processes" yeah... sure... I wonder how many children (or grown-ups), are attacked, disfigured, or killed by cats each year... hmmmm ????
  35. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    Waiiit...pmarren is back?
  36. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    This might apply to some cats but it doesn`t apply to my cat<3
  37. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    My cat can beat up your cat.
  38. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    If i may once again quote The Oatmeal, "The trick is to look into their eyes first. What do you see? Empathy? Or murder?"
  39. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Mithraela-
    Doubtful. My (girlfriend`s) two cats are mixed with Ocelot, and they`re freaking massive. They`re a cat and a half each, and they can jump like fleas. One of them, no poo, made it from the floor to on top of the ceiling fan.
  40. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    That`s right MagicPencil, but you left out touch abdomen get bite form teeth and claws with constant kick action.
  41. Profile photo of Howler81
    Howler81 Male 30-39
    324 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Psychodelli, I`ve found murder and empathy look very much the same when it comes to cats.
  42. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    since when are noses teeth?
  43. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    Not as funny as the Boop.
  44. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    My cat never bites me with his nose.
  45. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Sassypants!
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:58 am
    MagicPencil
    1. the nose is not the teeth
    2. touch stomach risk of awesome cuteness
    3. cats > dogs
    that`s strike three.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:00 am
    i guess IAB are cat ppl, i like cats, just not to own one, to pet one yes, own one NEVER
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    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    spot on with the unpredictable thought process.
    if you cross a cat, it WILL ungreatfully claw you regardless of how long you`ve been the reason it has food and shelter and still isn`t hanging from the tree in the backyard.
  • Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    @Svampebob
    STFU and stop perpetuating the internets ridiculously unfounded obsession with cats.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    lame
  • Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    @Trypno

    Hey! Some of us were ridiculously and unfoundedly obsessed with cats before the internet.

    I wonder if unfoundedly is actualy a word.
  • Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    @Trypno
  • Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    My cat is cleaning herself and I feel bad
  • Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    `Teeth` and pointing at the nose haha!
  • Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:10 am
    My cat is sitting around my feet, mad because I won`t go to bed and cuddle with her. IAB you HOMEWRECKER
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