Rail Jump Fail

Submitted by: vidoaiwa 6 years ago in Funny

Yeah, it"s true: white people can"t jump
There are 33 comments:
Male 546
To all white people complaining about the white people can`t jump stereotype:

1. Go find your nearest black person
2. Challenge him/her to a basketball game or some kind of jumping contest.
3. Record and post results on internet regardless of results.
4. Let said results speak for themselves

This will either validate your argument or will embarrass you. Either way it will way more entertaining than arguing on the internets and make for some funny-ass clips.
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Male 90
No face plant - No Stars!

Try harder IAB!
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Male 307
Worst escape attempt ever from the Wilsford Minimum Security Detention Center.
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Male 537
His mother would be upset if she saw him with the blackies.
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Male 426
i re read my post several times and fail to notice where i was trying to make any sort of claim. I failed to use my sarcasm font and you apparently failed to read the P.S. jesus never existed. Clearly I was joking. Maybe if you pulled that stick from your @$$ you wouldn`t have wasted your time going to Guinness book of world records to try and prove me wrong on something I wrote with no intent of it being a valid claim. The main reason for that post was to state the vast differences of the word racist and racism despite their structural similarities.

"uhh yea ok.. its racist because so many white people CAN jump"

I see no fact, I just imagine a blond chick in a BMW on her iphone 4 shouting obscenities using the word "like" after every other word while twirling her hair to the point i begin to question why no bald spot has developed... please tell me you wrote your response from the kitchen.
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Male 2,690
First guy swung his legs to the side, idiot 2nd guy did it straight forward like the forementioned.
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Male 2,344
That`s not even close to difficult. White boy, you give us a bad name.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Male 61
loool
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Male 15,510
Seriously? he was just doing a cool version of the nutcracker
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Male 21
Everyone subscribe to Funny Epic Videos, cuz they got more funny stuffs, for real TROLOLOLOLOLO
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Female 1,894
P.S. I did use facts shal.. fact is that generalizing will never work or get you anywhere.
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Male 1,244
@shalantas
I have more posts than you, therefore your point is invalid...
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Male 3,745
are you guys seriously discussing race instead of watching this kid bust his ass being stupid?

shame shame shame...
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Male 2,033
@shalantas

Your claims lack any sort of proof.

Since there are obviously white people that CAN jump, your pathetic white guilt and self hatred are apparent.

World record





Wait..another one? Damned whities.
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Female 1,894
check out this vid... and u will see this white boy jump. jump white boy jump
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Male 426
Racist
adjective

1. based on racial intolerance; racist remarks;
2. discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion

It IS in fact racist. Everybody makes racist out to be such a negative word. now...

Racism
noun

1. the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races
2. discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race

Racism is naughty. Now go change your tampons and go to the next post and stop b!tching about stupid poo. White people CAN`T jump and don`t be jealous that black people do it better. Mountain bord... Acting out like a valley girl to prove a point is distasteful and just down right retarded. Use facts to prove a point or go back to the kitchen

P.S. Jesus never existed.
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Male 4,746
IshiiDaFishy"Its not racist if its true."

Well, seeing how it`s not true, it`s clearly racist. Besides, a lot of stereotypes apply to large numbers of groups. Applying those stereotypes to an entire race is the heart of racism. Can I then say that Asians can`t drive, blacks steal and Muslims are terrorists? No. While it may be true of a percentage, it in no way represents the entire race. Racism is racism. It doesn`t matter who you point it at.
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Female 1,894
uhh yea ok.. its rasist because so many white people CAN jump
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Male 2,033
No, EgalM, it is still racist. I mean, can I make a movie and call it "All Asians love math" and it suddenly not be racist? How about "All blacks are criminals"? Or "Every Muslim is a Terrorist"?

You see, broad sweeping statements about an entire race are the very definition of racism. Just because it is about white people doesn`t change the definition.
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Male 1,222
hehehe justin beaver
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Male 1,737
It`s not racist if they made a movie. "White Men Can`t Jump" Than it`s publicly accepted or something.
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Male 218
yea that was funny, and im white

that kid totally failed an easy jump
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Male 7,611
he actually jumped just as high, he just didnt place his feet to the side like the first kid. that would have helped him out a lot.
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Male 773
`"White people can`t jump"? How is this not a racist comment?`

Its not racist if its true.
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Female 393
"Yeah, it`s true: white people can`t jump" im a high jumper and hurdler. yes im white. and i qualify for fciacs. so f you.
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Female 3,001
cringe
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Male 96
haha wow, i guess the line between political correctness and a basic sense of humour is pretty blurred for you guys
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Male 2,033
"White people can;t jump" ? Well...at least we didn`t have to steal our computers.

Because one racist comment deserves another.
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Male 2,893
At least he raised up his hands at the end.
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Male 4,746
"White people can`t jump"? How is this not a racist comment?
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Male 220
cock breaker
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Male 21
Link: Rail Jump Fail [Rate Link] - Yeah, it`s true: white people can`t jump
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