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Date: 03/19/11 07:41 AM

33 Responses to Rail Jump Fail

  1. Profile photo of vidoaiwa
    vidoaiwa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 7:43 am
    Link: Rail Jump Fail - Yeah, it`s true: white people can`t jump
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    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 7:54 am
    cock breaker
  3. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:01 am
    "White people can`t jump"? How is this not a racist comment?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:02 am
    At least he raised up his hands at the end.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:06 am
    "White people can;t jump" ? Well...at least we didn`t have to steal our computers.

    Because one racist comment deserves another.
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    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:24 am
    haha wow, i guess the line between political correctness and a basic sense of humour is pretty blurred for you guys
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:25 am
    cringe
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    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:30 am
    "Yeah, it`s true: white people can`t jump" im a high jumper and hurdler. yes im white. and i qualify for fciacs. so f you.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:38 am
    `"White people can`t jump"? How is this not a racist comment?`

    Its not racist if its true.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:40 am
    he actually jumped just as high, he just didnt place his feet to the side like the first kid. that would have helped him out a lot.
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    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:00 am
    yea that was funny, and im white

    that kid totally failed an easy jump
  12. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:01 am
    It`s not racist if they made a movie. "White Men Can`t Jump" Than it`s publicly accepted or something.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:05 am
    hehehe justin beaver
  14. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
    No, EgalM, it is still racist. I mean, can I make a movie and call it "All Asians love math" and it suddenly not be racist? How about "All blacks are criminals"? Or "Every Muslim is a Terrorist"?

    You see, broad sweeping statements about an entire race are the very definition of racism. Just because it is about white people doesn`t change the definition.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:25 am
    uhh yea ok.. its rasist because so many white people CAN jump
  16. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
    IshiiDaFishy"Its not racist if its true."

    Well, seeing how it`s not true, it`s clearly racist. Besides, a lot of stereotypes apply to large numbers of groups. Applying those stereotypes to an entire race is the heart of racism. Can I then say that Asians can`t drive, blacks steal and Muslims are terrorists? No. While it may be true of a percentage, it in no way represents the entire race. Racism is racism. It doesn`t matter who you point it at.
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    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Racist
    adjective

    1. based on racial intolerance; racist remarks;
    2. discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion

    It IS in fact racist. Everybody makes racist out to be such a negative word. now...

    Racism
    noun

    1. the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races
    2. discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race

    Racism is naughty. Now go change your tampons and go to the next post and stop b!tching about stupid poo. White people CAN`T jump and don`t be jealous that black people do it better. Mountain bord... Acting out like a valley girl to prove a point is distasteful and just down right retarded. Use facts to prove a point or go back to the kitchen

    P.S. Jesus never existed.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
    check out this vid... and u will see this white boy jump. jump white boy jump
  19. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
    @shalantas

    Your claims lack any sort of proof.

    Since there are obviously white people that CAN jump, your pathetic white guilt and self hatred are apparent.

    World record





    Wait..another one? Damned whities.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:00 am
    are you guys seriously discussing race instead of watching this kid bust his ass being stupid?

    shame shame shame...
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
    @shalantas
    I have more posts than you, therefore your point is invalid...
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
    P.S. I did use facts shal.. fact is that generalizing will never work or get you anywhere.
  23. Profile photo of vidoaiwa
    vidoaiwa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Everyone subscribe to Funny Epic Videos, cuz they got more funny stuffs, for real TROLOLOLOLOLO
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Seriously? he was just doing a cool version of the nutcracker
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    lilk_2006 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    loool
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    ha ha ha
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    That`s not even close to difficult. White boy, you give us a bad name.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    First guy swung his legs to the side, idiot 2nd guy did it straight forward like the forementioned.
  29. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    i re read my post several times and fail to notice where i was trying to make any sort of claim. I failed to use my sarcasm font and you apparently failed to read the P.S. jesus never existed. Clearly I was joking. Maybe if you pulled that stick from your @$$ you wouldn`t have wasted your time going to Guinness book of world records to try and prove me wrong on something I wrote with no intent of it being a valid claim. The main reason for that post was to state the vast differences of the word racist and racism despite their structural similarities.

    "uhh yea ok.. its racist because so many white people CAN jump"

    I see no fact, I just imagine a blond chick in a BMW on her iphone 4 shouting obscenities using the word "like" after every other word while twirling her hair to the point i begin to question why no bald spot has developed... please tell me you wrote your response from the kitchen.
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 6:20 am
    His mother would be upset if she saw him with the blackies.
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Worst escape attempt ever from the Wilsford Minimum Security Detention Center.
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    showstoprake Male 18-29
    90 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
    No face plant - No Stars!

    Try harder IAB!
  33. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    To all white people complaining about the white people can`t jump stereotype:

    1. Go find your nearest black person
    2. Challenge him/her to a basketball game or some kind of jumping contest.
    3. Record and post results on internet regardless of results.
    4. Let said results speak for themselves

    This will either validate your argument or will embarrass you. Either way it will way more entertaining than arguing on the internets and make for some funny-ass clips.

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