Pop Quiz, I-A-B: What Drink Costs $58.99? [Pic]

Submitted by: i_rule_you 6 years ago in Misc

That"s $58.99 American. You gotta love capitalism.
There are 66 comments:
Male 261
@Chaim 2,600 bucks are you kidding me
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Female 6
@AngryYouth: H20 = dihydrogen monoxide while 2HO = 2 molecules of hydrogen monoxide.
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Female 68
@AngryYouth: JimboSlice was right, H2O means two hydrogen and one oxygen, thus dihydrogen monoxide because of the respective prefixes 2 and 1. How`d you do in chemistry?
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Female 1,048
My goodness! Someone will buy it for sure!
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Male 734
@JimboSlice It`s H20 not 2HO, moron! You flunked high school chemistry didn`t you?
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Male 167
They had one bottle for $2,600. Just goes to show, all you need is one catchy idea, and idiots will just give you their money.
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Male 1,068
I actually had it, its the best water I`ve ever had. Blows regular tap water away.
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Male 321
Is the cash refund of the bottle still only 5 cents?
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Male 149
Do you have any idea how much work it takes to make dihydrogen monoxide these days?
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Male 474
If I see someone carrying a bottle of this I will grab it from them and proceed to smash it on the concrete.
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Male 1,646
It`s got electrolytes!!
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Male 260
but it`s not just water mom, it`s bling H20. you can`t just find actual H20 anywhere.
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Male 3,059
If I ever see anyone actually purchase this, I will march right up to them and proceed to slap the SH*T out of them.
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Male 515
better than $100 an ed hardy bottle filled with cheap $10 vodka. . . maybe
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Male 2,085
Ghetto water, how awesome!
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Male 3,076
*Warning extensive use of Bling H2O (TM)(C) over a short period of time may cause Intoxication
symptoms: feeling dizzy like being drunk
can cause seizures, coma and ultimately death.

recommended daily of Bling H2O (TM)(C) intake of 8-12 eight ounce glasses.
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Male 588
Bling H2O?

Thats like saying "Yo, I`m broke, have some tap water with glitter"
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Male 134
joe pesci, that`s a lot for water..

that sink the bismark beer is about the same per bottle, with a 41% alcohol content. a much better bargain IMO
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Male 5
Wrong, that`s $58.99 CANADIAN, which is worth more than $58.99 American, biatches!
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Female 500
Those are swarovski crystals, everybody. I looked on their website. Online it`s 441 dollars for a case of 12. Also, this stuff was pumped in America. Fabulous.
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Female 23
That water better have f*ckin diamonds for ice! Real ones! Because unless that`s some of God`s tears, it`s f*ckin bullshiz!
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Female 1,324
there`s a website. Angry emails, go! >.<
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Female 1,478
Haha :D @ handys003

I`d buy that blue one.. then charge people $10 a gulp.
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Male 220
Urban Fare is a Vancouver yuppie grocery store. It made minor news when Bling water was launched. I`ve looked at it and never seen someone buy it, but man, I`d be horrified if I knew that person.
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Male 1,598
So if I get one of those Bedazzler things and an old wine bottle, then fill it with water... INSTANT CASH

It`s best to take money away from stupid people before they can hurt someone with it.
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Male 2,868
How awesome would it be to bat one of these out of some dumb fcuk`s hand?
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Female 1,356
pfft... the bottle isn`t even that pretty.
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Male 2,506
And nothing forces you to buy it
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Male 2,402
Bling freaking water better get my wife horny.
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Male 15,510
And is not even Alkaline Ionized water
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Male 37,843
Oooo, it`s limited edition! It`s sure to increase in value!!!
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Male 2,384
o good god rich people will buy anything
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Male 379
Ok, I sort of get the cognac in the crystal bottles being expensive. The bottle is special and actually worth something after the cognac is gone. But filtered water in a bottle a teenage girl decorated with a Bedazzler? What the HELL?
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Male 3,745
"Not only are you racist, I`m_Racist, but you`re also retarded."

they arent the same?
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Male 2,056
i can actually see some people buying that crap
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Male 462
Yeah, and I`m sure they already have spin-offs of these in Mexico.
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Male 25,416
really, now thats expensive
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Female 169
Not only are you racist, I`m_Racist, but you`re also retarded.
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Male 1,587
animbroglio- yes. Cause everyone else saw that it was a warehouse or distribution center.

Ohh I`ve been to the Swrosvki headquarters/museum/whatever it was really cool.
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Male 147
how are we supposed to answer the "pop quiz" without seeing the picture first -_-
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Female 354
Newsflash: it`s tap water.
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Male 74
"exquisitely handcrafted bottles with Swarovski crystals"

straight from their site.
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Male 838
Am I the only one to notice the absolute sh*thole this stuff is apparently sold in?
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Male 2,893
You`ve got to be f*cking kidding me........
Only in America.
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Male 407
might as well put cambodian breast milk in that bottle...its just as expensive but 2times nutrious
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Male 514
oddly enough saying something is XX dollars american has lost a lot of meaning, even the canadian dollar is worth more thanks to "quantatative easing" Bernanke. The US dollar is on life support as world reserve currency.
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Male 742
"There`s gotta be some sort of law that says you`re retarded if you you by this.

Like where I went with that?"

In the "Wrong form of "Buy" direction? Not particularly. Would you like a bottle of Bling?
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Male 1,108
Check out their website. Made me rage.
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Male 5,094
Not as stupid as buying two bottles of vintage Cristal, and ordering the bartender to pour one of them into the drain.

Seen it happen.
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Male 3,915
fun fact...i was pouring my pets some water yesterday into their water dishes...and i drank some tap water from the pitcher i filled and i found it to be tremendously delicious....

<surprised
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Male 2,988
its so expensive because its made from the tears of the poor, which are fairly difficult to collect. trust me, i know. i`ve done some scavenger hunts in my time.
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Male 55
Little know fact, its made with real diamonds inside. Also little known fact, more people died from polio from drinking this than during the 1800s. Hm.
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Male 3,894
There`s gotta be some sort of law that says you`re retarded if you you by this.

Like where I went with that?
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Female 169
I wanna try it.
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Female 6
that`s bloody genious. get some bottles, glue glitter on them, fill them with tap water and get rich.

genious.
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Male 290
Here is their website.

And the water comes from Tennessee...
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Male 10,440
We can get a cubic meter of water for about 85 cents here in canada. For $60, that`s about 70,000 liters.

Well... it`s only 100,000 times over priced, perhaps more if you factor in the inferior container.

I feel like I want to blow up the store where this is sold, perhaps the manufacturer too. The purchase of explosives would do the economy good.
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Male 29

idiots will buy this to.
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Male 290
As if bottled water wasn`t expensive enough already...
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Male 6,737
Old news?
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Male 2,552
Only an uneducated moron would by $60 water.
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Male 1,598
retarded
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Male 496
Yeah, but you`re not truly wealthy until you bathe with this daily.
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Male 38,502

Can`t be American... we don`t do metric.

Okay, truth-be-told, we were too stupid to switch to metic, but still...
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Male 725
Sad thing is that people are probably stupid enough to pay that price too...
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Female 358
Link: Pop Quiz, I-A-B: What Drink Costs $58.99? [Pic] [Rate Link] - That`s $58.99 American. You gotta love capitalism.
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