Parking Lot Revenge

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago Funny

If you"re going to steal a parking space, don"t leave the top down.
There are 63 comments:
Male 2
I don`t care if this is fake. It is a good revenge video. Hopefully it looks real enough to scare off the type of person who would do this. Who, it`s been my personal experience, is typically stupid girls like the one in this video who feel that the world owes them something.
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Male 426
This is fake.
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Male 1,569
men that urinate at other places than toilets are just no better than dogs... disgusting...
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Male 77
I lol`d at no hands
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Female 138
-small sedan, out pops a tall man- LOL
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Male 736
scripted
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Male 235
he should have just undone the handbreak and pushed the car back
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Male 936
whats with all the fake vids today
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Male 25,416
Im calling fake, but let this be real
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Male 5,194
Looks posed and fake.
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Male 2,988
she deserved it. just chatting on her phone walking by pursposely ignoring him
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Male 2,290
"I knew urine was involved, but this is probably fake.
I mean a bus rolls by while he`s whizzing? He`d face arrest for sure."

Because buses are gonna call that in. People are too busy pissing on the seats.
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Female 3,562
Wow, what a dick. She probably didn`t even see him waiting way back there.
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Male 2,085
My first thought: Hell to the yeah!!
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Male 559
"What a horrible human being."

Wasn`t she!?? Bravo, good sir.
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Male 36,437
I knew urine was involved, but this is probably fake.
I mean a bus rolls by while he`s whizzing? He`d face arrest for sure.
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Male 1,249
fake
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Male 114
Awesome!!! Felt good watching this. However, I was dissappointed when I realized this is a fake and maybe just a little over the top.

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Male 15
I`m so gonna do this sone day.....
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Female 527
What a horrible human being.
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Female 4
"Days like this make you glad you had asparagus with lunch." <---- YES YES YES YES YES! BEST CAPTION EVER!
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Female 39
Wow, this is so gratifying to watch. I care too much about getting a misdemeanor to ever retaliate when people do this to me.
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Male 3,472
How rude on both parts. When that happens to me I take a deep breath and count to ten. Then I park way down the lot and open my trunk where I keep a can of graphite grease and put a little on the inside of the perpetrator`s door handle. Lovely stuff.
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Male 987
Days like this make you glad you had asparagus with lunch.
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Male 2,690
Agree with Crucible.
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Male 47
Fake or not when he had trouble climbing into the car, that got me.
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Male 173
Fake. How else did the camera move?
Don`t tell me every parking lot camera is actively monitored ;)
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Male 7,585
i love the no hander.
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Male 1,815
Fake. Everything was too perfect. Hot chick driving a convertible, parks on an angle, talking on cell phone, man in suit gets mad and makes the most dramatic piss ever.
I call BS
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Male 400
Yes! Score one for the the chubby, bald middle-aged guy!
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Male 2,545
A: you never saw a little bit of actual piss.
i agree, with a his res camera like that i should be able to make out the plates as well

B: What took so long? I only piss that many ounces while drunk. So, unless dude was D.U.I....
maybe he just had a 44oz thirst buster, or he was drunk. there are drunk divers you know, and it might actually explain his behavior.

C: The girl obviously knew she was on camera, too much swagga.
you live in the `mid west`, you would think that. ever been to LA or any other pompous city? every one thinks they are on camera....or heres a crazy idea, she saw the camera!
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Male 589
Fake. A: you never saw a little bit of actual piss.
B: What took so long? I only piss that many ounces while drunk. So, unless dude was D.U.I....
C: The girl obviously knew she was on camera, too much swagga.
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Male 474
@freddyferret
In regards to your comment where you said a regular security cam wouldn`t follow his movements. I worked as a security officer, we had control over the movements of many of our cameras, we could easily follow anyone moving across the parking lot using manual camera control.
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Male 474
awesome. I hate people who park like this. Whip in and steal a spot real quick and don`t even bother parking straight. These kind of people deserve to have their car scraped, keyed, and punctured. Pissing on the car or in the gas tank is just a bonus
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Female 513
Anyone else surprised how -tall- he was when he got out of his car? Or is that just me?
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Male 3,631
Goalie (and everyone else), maybe this was the one time - ONE TIME - where the little guy came out ahead.. I`m a believer.
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Male 230
funny, but this can`t be real
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Male 3,631
Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss!
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Male 2,402
LOL! Oh that freaking whore! I love how the guy just looks to be proclaiming. F*ck it! I feel free now" at the end.
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Male 392
Is it wrong to feel really good for that guy?
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Male 256
that was so stupid.
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Male 334
Restaino814
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
18 Posts Thursday, March 17, 2011 7:47:06 PM
Get your c*ck outta my Chrysler!

that was clearly a mustang. derp.
you should have said "get your meatstick outta my mustang" or "get your fat ass outta my ford".
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Male 4,014
Why go through so much trouble to make a fake ass video?

I bought it until I saw how hot the chick was. OF COURSE she`s a hot, self-entitled bitch. Of course you hate her. Of course the man who pees in her car is a sweaty blue-collar type. OF FRICKEN COURSE.
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Male 3
Super fake...and yet a good idea
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Male 1,311
"Praise Allah!"
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Male 199
Al Bundy in RL.
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Male 20
Get your c*ck outta my Chrysler!
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Female 383
Haha, bitch deserved it.
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Male 11,740
It would be full of win if it wasn`t fake. The camera moved to follow him get in the car. A regular security cam wouldn`t do that, and why would someone be filming the parking lot if it wasn`t staged?
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Male 242
Fake & Gay.
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Male 1,674
looks fake to me but still pretty funny.
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Male 773
you could tell by the way that mean person walked away that she was thinking `oops, did i steal your spot? its ok, i think im pretty`.

drating mean person. drating autocensor.

while we`re at it, i`ve always wanted to Sons of Butcher this auto censor.

drat the poo, drat the dratin poo drat,
poo the drat, poo the pootin drat poo.
poo drat.
drat poo.

I can now die a happy man.^^ Thank you, IAB, and your autocensor so deeply imbedded in your programming that renders it irremovable. Or is that just legend?
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Male 683
So much win...
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Male 2,514
Wow. I wish I knew what it felt like to be that awesome.
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Male 3,431
I had this dumbass cut me off on the freeway, driving like an idiot. He had a "For Sale" sign in the window with his phone number on it so I gave him a call asking about the condition of the car, then proceeded to tell him he was a dip $#!+ that shouldn`t have a license.
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Male 2,290
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT LOL
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Male 594
lol, I love his pose at the end.
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Male 97
There`s a postal office worker in us all.
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Male 246
My hero!
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Male 965
He`s a no hander.

It`s not surprising he reacted in such a passive aggressive way.
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Female 223
Most glorious pee of his life.
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Male 81
stupid
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Male 7,378
Link: Parking Lot Revenge [Rate Link] - If you`re going to steal a parking space, don`t leave the top down.
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