Only Gay Guys Eat Celery

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Just so that you know... next time you see a guy eating celery... gay.
There are 65 comments:
Male 25,417
meh....
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Male 2,988
didnt see that coming...
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Male 589
saw it coming
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Female 85
HAHAHAHAHAHAH this f*cking incredibley hilarous
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Male 25
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.............. craving some celery now :O
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Male 594
Boredered; And we hate douchebags like you too. :]
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Female 182
lol! was not expecting that!
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Female 3,001
i literally lold!
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Female 53
Lol I was not expecting that but it was very funny
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Male 2,506
drat. I really hate gay guys
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Female 803
I THOROUGHLY enjoyed that.

I must go fap now.
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Male 5,194
AAHHH! THEY STOLE THIS FROM ME! Back in the eighties, me and my buddy Mike would do this when anyone ordered a light beer. We would be like, "Fag!" "What are you, gay?" "Here, give me a sip of that... oh NO! It`s queer beer! It`s making me queer!" Then we would start kissing each other.
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Male 48
I have the weirdest boner right now. Actually, come to think of it... it isn`t really that weird.
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Male 2,690
I really hope those guys are actually gay...I don`t see straight guys doing that willingly.
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Female 1,008
I found that ... strangely arousing.
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Male 848
That was pretty cool. Those that are saying `lol omg i ganna throw up` need to get a clue.
It`s just two guys kissing, yo. Get over it.
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Female 1,589
Mmmmmh, celery...
I mean what? O___O
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Male 385
SLMoore71 agreed
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Male 15,510
Great, now im going to want to puke every time I see a celery
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Female 3
I threw up in my mouth...
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Male 12,365
[quote]Meh. Whatever. I`ma make this more interesting...

Celery has less calories than it takes to digest it.[/quote]

I thought that was an urban myth, but it turns out to be sort of true. Obviously it isn`t literally true, but most of the calories are inaccesible to human digestion (as mParfait pointed out), so the net calorie gain is less than the calories used breaking down the celery.

By a useless amount.

If you wanted something that uses up more calories than you get from it, cold water is the best thing. It has no calories (if it`s pure) and your body must burn calories to heat it to body temperature.

It`s still a useless amount, though. It`s roughly 1 food calorie per litre per degree C, e.g. if you drank a litre of water at 7C, you`d use roughly 30 food calories heating it up to body temperature.
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Male 112
Wow, that was a little far. I seriously almost threw up. Gay man kissing and celery don`t mix.
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Male 2,344
That was way farther than I was expecting FND to go, lmao
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Male 77
Celery helps u lose weight in Fable...its the reason i munch on it with curry juice todai :D
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Male 662
I am sooo turned on right now...
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Male 1,557
I`m gay and I hate celery.
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Male 5,148

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Male 12,138
Celery`s great! Especially when used to eat peanut butter. Om nom nom.
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Male 490
Wooooow... XD
Wait, I eat celery. o.=.O
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Male 230
wow, the gayness
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Male 39,614

...... SCHWANG!
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Female 4,359
I dont even KNOW what to say. But I laughed, a lot.
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Male 506
Oh come on man. The acting was bad enough but did it HAVE to go to that.
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Female 412
Thank you, I-A-B! :D
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Male 2,579
That was super duper gay.
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Male 621
Rrrrowrrrr ;)
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Male 835
Hahaha yeah that guy who ordered the celery is a total queerbait.
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Male 134
Dude.... Seriously, WTF.
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Male 926
dude....wtf
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Male 3,745
i guess you could say that -puts on glasses- that was HARD not to laugh at...YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

no but really i just failed and now im going to go bleed out in a tub of ice water for watching something like this...YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Female 583
So...that was hot.
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Male 621
Lmfao. That kiss went on too long. I felt awkward and I`m actually gay.

I eat celery as well >.<

I`d never order it though.
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Male 228
omfg!
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Female 2,196
hahaha I love this
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Female 188
Wasn`t expecting that! LOL!
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Male 4
Did NOT see that coming.
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Male 392
What a twist! Shamillan would be proud.
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Male 113
FAAKKKK
instant noner
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Male 7,817
i like celery
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Male 29
That`s cuz we can`t even digest it and subsequently absorb the celery. Most mammals don`t have cellulase. It`s sort of like eating a brick of uranium. No matter how much energy is stored in that brick of uranium, we can`t access it.
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Female 4
That was.....hot!
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Male 10,440
Meh. Whatever. I`ma make this more interesting...

Celery has less calories than it takes to digest it.
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Female 57
that was....interesting. Having a fever did not make that any better, not at all.....
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Male 182
Foo-king Funny
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Female 2,674
HA! That was funny. The `making of` video is worth seeing too.
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Male 182
That was drating funny!
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Male 648
but I like celery and I`m not....wait, maybe that`s why I can`t get a girl...then again, I`m not attracting guys either...
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Male 2,028
.....wat.

I was actually just eating celery. D:
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Female 843
Wow, that was pretty funny actually. They really showed him!
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Male 4,807
That totally caught me of guard..
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Male 92
That`s so gross. Now I`m nauseous.
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Male 151
I did not... see that coming.
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Female 155
Didn`t expect that, very funny though.
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Male 20,829
Link: Only Gay Guys Eat Celery [Rate Link] - Just so that you know... next time you see a guy eating celery... gay.
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