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Date: 03/12/11 08:25 AM

64 Responses to Only Gay Guys Eat Celery

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:28 am
    Link: Only Gay Guys Eat Celery - Just so that you know... next time you see a guy eating celery... gay.
  2. Profile photo of alliknow
    alliknow Female 18-29
    155 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:35 am
    Didn`t expect that, very funny though.
  3. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:40 am
    I did not... see that coming.
  4. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
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    March 12, 2011 at 8:42 am
    That`s so gross. Now I`m nauseous.
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    March 12, 2011 at 8:43 am
    That totally caught me of guard..
  6. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Wow, that was pretty funny actually. They really showed him!
  7. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 8:46 am
    .....wat.

    I was actually just eating celery. D:
  8. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:52 am
    but I like celery and I`m not....wait, maybe that`s why I can`t get a girl...then again, I`m not attracting guys either...
  9. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:53 am
    That was drating funny!
  10. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:55 am
    HA! That was funny. The `making of` video is worth seeing too.
  11. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:57 am
    Foo-king Funny
  12. Profile photo of untiedshoes6
    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 9:01 am
    that was....interesting. Having a fever did not make that any better, not at all.....
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Meh. Whatever. I`ma make this more interesting...

    Celery has less calories than it takes to digest it.
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    kunamosity Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 9:21 am
    That was.....hot!
  15. Profile photo of mParfait
    mParfait Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 9:22 am
    That`s cuz we can`t even digest it and subsequently absorb the celery. Most mammals don`t have cellulase. It`s sort of like eating a brick of uranium. No matter how much energy is stored in that brick of uranium, we can`t access it.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 9:24 am
    i like celery
  17. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 9:39 am
    FAAKKKK
    instant noner
  18. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 9:39 am
    What a twist! Shamillan would be proud.
  19. Profile photo of spacelad
    spacelad Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Did NOT see that coming.
  20. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:11 am
    Wasn`t expecting that! LOL!
  21. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:29 am
    hahaha I love this
  22. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:46 am
    omfg!
  23. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Lmfao. That kiss went on too long. I felt awkward and I`m actually gay.

    I eat celery as well >.<

    I`d never order it though.
  24. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:56 am
    So...that was hot.
  25. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 10:57 am
    i guess you could say that -puts on glasses- that was HARD not to laugh at...YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    no but really i just failed and now im going to go bleed out in a tub of ice water for watching something like this...YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  26. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    March 12, 2011 at 11:01 am
    dude....wtf
  27. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Dude.... Seriously, WTF.
  28. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Hahaha yeah that guy who ordered the celery is a total queerbait.
  29. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Rrrrowrrrr ;)
  30. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:40 am
    That was super duper gay.
  31. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Thank you, I-A-B! :D
  32. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Oh come on man. The acting was bad enough but did it HAVE to go to that.
  33. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    I dont even KNOW what to say. But I laughed, a lot.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    ...... SCHWANG!
  35. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    wow, the gayness
  36. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Wooooow... XD
    Wait, I eat celery. o.=.O
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Celery`s great! Especially when used to eat peanut butter. Om nom nom.
  38. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    March 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm

  39. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    I`m gay and I hate celery.
  40. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    I am sooo turned on right now...
  41. Profile photo of Cindrum
    Cindrum Male 18-29
    77 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Celery helps u lose weight in Fable...its the reason i munch on it with curry juice todai :D
  42. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    That was way farther than I was expecting FND to go, lmao
  43. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Wow, that was a little far. I seriously almost threw up. Gay man kissing and celery don`t mix.
  44. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Meh. Whatever. I`ma make this more interesting...

    Celery has less calories than it takes to digest it.

    I thought that was an urban myth, but it turns out to be sort of true. Obviously it isn`t literally true, but most of the calories are inaccesible to human digestion (as mParfait pointed out), so the net calorie gain is less than the calories used breaking down the celery.

    By a useless amount.

    If you wanted something that uses up more calories than you get from it, cold water is the best thing. It has no calories (if it`s pure) and your body must burn calories to heat it to body temperature.

    It`s still a useless amount, though. It`s roughly 1 food calorie per litre per degree C, e.g. if you drank a litre of water at 7C, you`d use roughly 30 food calories heating it up to body temperature.
  45. Profile photo of SLMoore71
    SLMoore71 Female 40-49
    3 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    I threw up in my mouth...
  46. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Great, now im going to want to puke every time I see a celery
  47. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    SLMoore71 agreed
  48. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Mmmmmh, celery...
    I mean what? O___O
  49. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    That was pretty cool. Those that are saying `lol omg i ganna throw up` need to get a clue.
    It`s just two guys kissing, yo. Get over it.
  50. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    I found that ... strangely arousing.
  51. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    I really hope those guys are actually gay...I don`t see straight guys doing that willingly.
  52. Profile photo of lingh0e
    lingh0e Male 30-39
    48 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    I have the weirdest boner right now. Actually, come to think of it... it isn`t really that weird.
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    AAHHH! THEY STOLE THIS FROM ME! Back in the eighties, me and my buddy Mike would do this when anyone ordered a light beer. We would be like, "Fag!" "What are you, gay?" "Here, give me a sip of that... oh NO! It`s queer beer! It`s making me queer!" Then we would start kissing each other.
  54. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    I THOROUGHLY enjoyed that.

    I must go fap now.
  55. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 12:29 am
    drat. I really hate gay guys
  56. Profile photo of wldcrow
    wldcrow Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 1:19 am
    Lol I was not expecting that but it was very funny
  57. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2011 at 7:58 am
    i literally lold!
  58. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    lol! was not expecting that!
  59. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    Boredered; And we hate douchebags like you too. :]
  60. Profile photo of Scr1bblz
    Scr1bblz Male 13-17
    25 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.............. craving some celery now :O
  61. Profile photo of Levon1
    Levon1 Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH this f*cking incredibley hilarous
  62. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    saw it coming
  63. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    didnt see that coming...
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    meh....

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