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Date: 03/01/11 01:55 PM

39 Responses to New Orleans Anti-Gay Pastor Grant Storms Arrested

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Link: New Orleans Anti-Gay Pastor Grant Storms Arrested - But what was he arrested for, I-A-B? Yesterday, a MADD mother was arrested for a DUI. Today, anti-gay pastor!
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Never heard of the dude, and I live in Baton Rouge.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    I live very close to New Orleans, and have heard of this guy. I can`t stop grinning.
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    This is just too good.
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    soulsender76 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Too lazy to use the restroom or pleasuring himself in front of children?

    Lock him up please.



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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I dunno. Unless someone actually has proof of him fapping...it`s just heresay. Who knows what agenda they could have against a pastor? I don`t even care for them either. but, perhaps he was just pissing in a bottle. I`ve done it in some stupid places. I hope i don`t get told I am fapping.
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    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Yay, that put me in a slightly better mood. Kinda.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    I don`t know. Dudes clearly whacked but how does one see "inside a van" if they didn`t want to? Like the lady that called 9-1-1 for the guy making coffee in the nude in his home. I think the peeper is just as guilty as the peeped. Nobody saw anything they weren`t looking for.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Its no big deal. None of the children were boys.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    This guy exemplifies a problem I have with our political system. People won`t elect a person President unless they are 1) Christian and 2) active in a church. The assumption is that they won`t be a person of character, or be morally good enough to pass morally good laws. But this guy is 1) a Christian, and 2) active in a church, and he got caught with his willy out at a playground with children around (note, I didn`t say what he was doing with his willy, just that he had it out).

    So, is it better to be a Christian, but not live up to the label, or be an atheist, but live a morally acceptable life? (And by morally acceptable, I don`t mean morally acceptable to you, but morally acceptable to society.)
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    i love it when conservatives get caught in their own hypocrisy.
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    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    He got released because of jail crowding. GTFO.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Are there ANY of these anti-gay, anti-porn, "family values" preachers that AREN`T raging hypocrites? Seems like every one of them gets caught with a prostitute or kiddy-fiddling or something.
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    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Fecking laughed.
    Just shows that the loudest people are usually hiding something.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    I have heard of people masturbating at the most weird things, but masturbating at a park? cmon man
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    O_o I grew up right next to that park.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    If his story is true (which I doubt!) he`s still an idiot.
    However this is far less than I expected from the caption, eh? No gay-secs involved at all!
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    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    man humaity just sux
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    I`m disapointed. I expected the story to have at least one rent-a-boy
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    Classy how they give you his address
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    not surprised... the people who have the biggest problem with something they deem an "abomination" are quite frequently an abomination in and of themselves.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    But what was he arrested for, I-A-B?

    Good job I didn`t bet on the answer. I would have gone for some kind of prostitution-related offence with a male prostitute with a second choice of some kind of public indency offence with another man. Those would have been normal for a ranting anti-gay preacher. This is odd.
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    kk, haven`t read article or comments yet but i`m going to bet he was boy kiddy diddling....as the saying goes,"thou doth protest too much"
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    lmao wow! was certain he was didling the kids. i guess i prefer it be this.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Better to fap from a distance than get up close I suppose.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    I`ve reached the point where I`m not longer surprised by stories like these. Stephen Fry said it best: The people most obsessed by sex are the fundamentalist religious mouth-breathers, who would tell us how gay sex, extra-marital sex, anal sex, etc is disgusting. They obsess over it.

    He drew the analogy to food. Food, like sex, can be decadent, and delicious, but done well, it`s one of the most wonderful things in the human experience. Yet the only people truly, truly obsessed by food are the anorexic, bulemic, and clinically obese.

    Wasn`t there something in the Bible about taking the log out of your own eye before you try to fix the splinter in someone elses?

    Like I said, no surprise here. Ted Haggard springs to mind. Wanking over kids. F*ck him. Hope he doesn`t hurt himself too much when he falls from that monstrously high horse.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Yep. That`s about right.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    We don`t know that he`s guilty. Maybe he was peeing in a bottle. Maybe he was wanking but it had nothing to do with kids. You should all know how unreliable media reports are. He could have been a mile away in a wood and it would have said the same thing. A mile is "near" if you want it to be.
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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    What the hell! I bring my son there.... SICKO
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    was he looking at little boys or little girls? we may never know
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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    "was he looking at little boys or little girls? we may never know..."

    Oh come on, if he`s THIS far gone, you know it was definitely boys.
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    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    Ha, love some of the comments left by readers on that site, particularly the one about Matthew 19:14
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    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Regardless of what he was doing he will always be labeled as a pedo now. Huge irony, I love it.
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    polybius Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 12:29 am
    He wasn`t even catholic.
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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Oh I`m sure he will, `find god` again and be forgiven and before you know it he will be back.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Fap fap fap
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    What an non-nice individual. If two dudes or two girls wanna be together it`s none of this guy`s business.
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    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    (shakes head lays face in hand)
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    wow, a pedo pastor now that`s a new one -.-

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