New Orleans Anti-Gay Pastor Grant Storms Arrested

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html

But what was he arrested for, I-A-B? Yesterday, a MADD mother was arrested for a DUI. Today, anti-gay pastor!
There are 39 comments:
Male 3,076
wow, a pedo pastor now that`s a new one -.-
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Male 255
(shakes head lays face in hand)
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Male 734
What an non-nice individual. If two dudes or two girls wanna be together it`s none of this guy`s business.
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Male 25,416
Fap fap fap
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Male 573
Oh I`m sure he will, `find god` again and be forgiven and before you know it he will be back.
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Male 76
He wasn`t even catholic.
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Male 493
Regardless of what he was doing he will always be labeled as a pedo now. Huge irony, I love it.
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Male 474
Ha, love some of the comments left by readers on that site, particularly the one about Matthew 19:14
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Male 364
"was he looking at little boys or little girls? we may never know..."

Oh come on, if he`s THIS far gone, you know it was definitely boys.
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Male 2,988
was he looking at little boys or little girls? we may never know
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Female 220
What the hell! I bring my son there.... SICKO
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Male 12,365
We don`t know that he`s guilty. Maybe he was peeing in a bottle. Maybe he was wanking but it had nothing to do with kids. You should all know how unreliable media reports are. He could have been a mile away in a wood and it would have said the same thing. A mile is "near" if you want it to be.
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Female 2,674
Yep. That`s about right.
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Male 12,138
I`ve reached the point where I`m not longer surprised by stories like these. Stephen Fry said it best: The people most obsessed by sex are the fundamentalist religious mouth-breathers, who would tell us how gay sex, extra-marital sex, anal sex, etc is disgusting. They obsess over it.

He drew the analogy to food. Food, like sex, can be decadent, and delicious, but done well, it`s one of the most wonderful things in the human experience. Yet the only people truly, truly obsessed by food are the anorexic, bulemic, and clinically obese.

Wasn`t there something in the Bible about taking the log out of your own eye before you try to fix the splinter in someone elses?

Like I said, no surprise here. Ted Haggard springs to mind. Wanking over kids. F*ck him. Hope he doesn`t hurt himself too much when he falls from that monstrously high horse.
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Male 1,107
Better to fap from a distance than get up close I suppose.
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Male 610
lmao wow! was certain he was didling the kids. i guess i prefer it be this.
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Male 610
kk, haven`t read article or comments yet but i`m going to bet he was boy kiddy diddling....as the saying goes,"thou doth protest too much"
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Male 12,365
[quote]But what was he arrested for, I-A-B?[/quote]

Good job I didn`t bet on the answer. I would have gone for some kind of prostitution-related offence with a male prostitute with a second choice of some kind of public indency offence with another man. Those would have been normal for a ranting anti-gay preacher. This is odd.
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Female 3,598
not surprised... the people who have the biggest problem with something they deem an "abomination" are quite frequently an abomination in and of themselves.
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Female 734
Classy how they give you his address
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Male 37,888

I`m disapointed. I expected the story to have at least one rent-a-boy
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Male 535
man humaity just sux
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Male 36,410
If his story is true (which I doubt!) he`s still an idiot.
However this is far less than I expected from the caption, eh? No gay-secs involved at all!
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Male 1,610
O_o I grew up right next to that park.
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Male 15,510
I have heard of people masturbating at the most weird things, but masturbating at a park? cmon man
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Male 56
Fecking laughed.
Just shows that the loudest people are usually hiding something.
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Male 5,194
Are there ANY of these anti-gay, anti-porn, "family values" preachers that AREN`T raging hypocrites? Seems like every one of them gets caught with a prostitute or kiddy-fiddling or something.
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Male 152
He got released because of jail crowding. GTFO.
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Female 2,927
i love it when conservatives get caught in their own hypocrisy.
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Male 3,314
This guy exemplifies a problem I have with our political system. People won`t elect a person President unless they are 1) Christian and 2) active in a church. The assumption is that they won`t be a person of character, or be morally good enough to pass morally good laws. But this guy is 1) a Christian, and 2) active in a church, and he got caught with his willy out at a playground with children around (note, I didn`t say what he was doing with his willy, just that he had it out).

So, is it better to be a Christian, but not live up to the label, or be an atheist, but live a morally acceptable life? (And by morally acceptable, I don`t mean morally acceptable to you, but morally acceptable to society.)
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Male 880
Its no big deal. None of the children were boys.
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Male 7,378
I don`t know. Dudes clearly whacked but how does one see "inside a van" if they didn`t want to? Like the lady that called 9-1-1 for the guy making coffee in the nude in his home. I think the peeper is just as guilty as the peeped. Nobody saw anything they weren`t looking for.
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Male 405
Yay, that put me in a slightly better mood. Kinda.
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Male 2,290
I dunno. Unless someone actually has proof of him fapping...it`s just heresay. Who knows what agenda they could have against a pastor? I don`t even care for them either. but, perhaps he was just pissing in a bottle. I`ve done it in some stupid places. I hope i don`t get told I am fapping.
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Male 182
Too lazy to use the restroom or pleasuring himself in front of children?

Lock him up please.



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Male 605
This is just too good.
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Male 311
I live very close to New Orleans, and have heard of this guy. I can`t stop grinning.
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Male 2,552
Never heard of the dude, and I live in Baton Rouge.
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Male 19,854
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