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Date: 03/10/11 06:44 PM

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  1. Profile photo of nvizzle
    nvizzle Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Link: Never Trust A Girl Scout - Especially when they`re trying to pull that Girl Scout Cookie scam on you.
  2. Profile photo of TDND
    TDND Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    Really? Mine are never shorted.Maybe they Just hate you...
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 10, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    I would have to say, in this case, size matters.
  4. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    I feel your pain, good sir =[
  5. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    Doesn`t matter to me, they`re so delicious.
  6. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    There`s always the keebler elves
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    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    last time i trusted a girl scout she ended up teller her parents, then they told the police. long story short, now im on a "list".
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    This isn`t true - we`ve all eaten Girl Scout cookies.
  9. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    70% pure joy! 30% disappointment with a touch of self loathing
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    you think that`s bad!?! mother`s circus animal cookie bags are only like half full, possibly even less than half. i hear it`s for "shipping purposes" or some b.s. like that.
  11. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    And how is this a scam? The box says 32 cookies.
  12. Profile photo of Milo_Pretzel
    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Girl Scout cookies are made of people!!
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    myssiing Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Boy scouts are worse. Their popcorn only halfway fills up the bag, and it`s not even good.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:23 pm
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    where does it say 32 cookies?
  16. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    in our girl scouts here sell the cookies for $4 a box...i can do to the dollar store and get the same amount for $1.50 :|
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Why do you people have the need to dress up as a kid and annoy people door to door? thank god noone cares about halloween in the rest of the world
  18. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    `And how is this a scam?`

    Cuz if theyre giving you 32 cookies in that size box, they better damn well make the cookies big enough to fill the box.
  19. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Aren`t there two sleeves of cookies, though? That`s not so bad..
  20. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Don`t care. Love me some Samoa`s! (Or an entire sleeve of thin mints, frozen, and then blended with vanilla ice cream.)
  21. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Thin Mints.

    How dare they meddle with my Thin Mints.
  22. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    I got a box of Lemon cookies and I swear the were the size of a half dollar. Absurd.
  23. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    I would just like to point out that their snack to package ratio is far higher than most bags of potato chips.
  24. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    but they`re SOOOOOOOO good it doesn`t matter
  25. Profile photo of Crazysanity
    Crazysanity Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    @DomTheDaring

    Dude, Your thin mints thing sounds amazing. I`ve only frozen them and ate `em straight
  26. Profile photo of osteenq
    osteenq Male 40-49
    65 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    Why the hell would you buy Thin Mints in the first place?

    You can buy Keebler Grasshoppers year round at the grocery store.
  27. Profile photo of Ffoulkes
    Ffoulkes Male 40-49
    39 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    They cost more, you get less...sounds like everything I buy these days. Don`t like the organization anyhow.
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    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    Tagalongs are where it`s at. Just sayin`
  29. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    The best girl scout cookie isn`t just one cookie. It`s a samoah on top of a tagalong. Better than either one by themselves. Trust me.

    samoah + tagalong > samoah or tagalong
  30. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    Uh yeah. The box for the last 3 or 4 years has a black kid in a climbing harness. - Fail. You do get less cookies these days though. But the box matches the size of the stack. So yes we are getting ripped off but not in the way this douche bag lied about.
  31. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    `I would just like to point out that their snack to package ratio is far higher than most bags of potato chips.`

    THIS, dratING THIS.
  32. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    "Tagalongs are where it`s at. Just sayin`"

    You ever had a tagalong on acid? MIND BLOWING
  33. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    anyone miss all abouts?
    so sad to see them go...
    :(
  34. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Samoas are the best.
  35. Profile photo of TDND
    TDND Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    Yeah I third the potato chip comment. Chips are the biggest rip off ever.
  36. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    Only an overweight ass would bitch about this.
    Only a complete loser would post this on IAB.
    And only pathetic losers would rate this post a 3.8.
    Its the Girl Scouts, its a fund raiser, if anyone wants to get the most bang for their buck when it comes to cookies, go to Costco morons
  37. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    They must have changed this recently. I was in Girl Scouts until a few years ago and the cookies, including Thin Mints, always filled the box. Some of them have that plastic tray that takes up some space (Tagalongs, for example), but the tray + cookies always filled the space.
  38. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Eat an apple, fool.
  39. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    lukeforv123, maybe you should just calm down and stop being such a self involved little prick
  40. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    They`re doing you a favor
  41. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    Not sure if it is photoshopped or what, but thin mints definitely almost completely fill up the box.

    I found a picture that showed it clearly, but it was the size of a wallpaper, so:


  42. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    Who the hell wants minted cookies, anyway?
    Eww.
  43. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 12:11 am
    just give them a dollar and let them keep the cookies. the girl scouts are a good cause. they dont make you choose a god to join...i like that.
  44. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 12:37 am
    thin mints? gross.
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 12:51 am
    Bitches....
  46. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:07 am
    Just like grown up women
  47. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:08 am
    what about potato chips?
  48. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:20 am
    DAMN THEM...we don`t have them here though.
  49. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 3:37 am
    >Concetra
    My thoughts exactly.

    As an interesting sidenote, in the Netherlands, there are chips which make a big fuss about the bags being filled with extra air. In other words, the same amount of air at the same pressure as basically anywhere else, without the lowered pressure seen elsewhere there to prevent the bags from becoming to bulbous.
  50. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 4:07 am
    That`s how a lot of things are not just Girl Scout cookies.
  51. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 4:38 am
    I just bought a box two weeks ago. This was not the case.
  52. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 4:51 am
    When I bought a box not too long ago, it was 2 rolls like that, but they were in that plastic mold thing (like chips ahoy has).
  53. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:22 am
    Its like the wonderbra of cookies :(
  54. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:34 am


    Do they contain real girl scouts?
  55. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 6:47 am
    Dosent this apply to EVERY candy box/bag in the grocery stores?
  56. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:05 am
    I would like to reiterate that this has been photoshopped. The two rolls of thin mints fit quite snuggly next to each other in the box, and are almost as tall. In other words, one thin mint is about 50% as wide as the box.

    If you don`t believe me, measure the width of the cookies here. They don`t come close to being 50% of the width of the box. The box has been enlarged by, oh I`d say, 30%.

  57. Profile photo of anothermoron
    anothermoron Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:16 am
    I have a box in my hands right here and this photo is entirely inaccurate.
  58. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    March 11, 2011 at 7:21 am
    You think that`s bad, go find a picture of the tagalongs, now that`s some BS.
  59. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:27 am
    I always wondered about that.
  60. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:36 am
    Thin mints are still the shiznit, but I was way bummed when I opened the box & there was room for a whole lot more cookies than were in the box.
  61. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Each box has the same number of cookies no matter what cookie you get. All boxes are the same size. Not all the cookies are the same size. Do the math retards. Obviously THIN mints is gonna take up less space than lets says Samoas which fills a whole box.
  62. Profile photo of DeltaForce
    DeltaForce Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:57 am
    New tagline: Never trust a(n)
  63. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 7:58 am
    I hadn`t gotten them in a couple of years, but there are absolutely fewer than there used to be, it looks like almost 25% less than the old days, AND they cost more. Nice.

  64. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:04 am
    Really? when I got mine, there were 24 per pouch, and the pouches were silver. My cookies > your cookies.
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    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Also, I have a recipe for homemade thin mints: bag of milk chocolate chips, bag of mint chips, melted on the stove, then dip ritz crackers or oreo cookies into the mixture and let cool and dry. Instant thin mints, makes up to 6 dozen.
  66. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 9:47 am
    @gatorade: actually, not true. I bought a box of thin mints and a box of samoas last week. The box sizes are not the same; and there are WAY more thin mints in a box than there are samoas. 20 samoas; about 40 thin mints. So before you go calling people retards know what you`re talking about. douche
  67. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 9:49 am
    excuse me; 32 thin mints...just counted :)
  68. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 10:57 am
    I was pissed when I got my cookies too. Raise the price by 50 cents and took away 1/4 of the cookies? That`s not right. I`m not buying anymore.
  69. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Learn to make your own cookies, you chubby bastards.

    Martha Stewart FTW!
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    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:48 am
    as a former girl scout, i can truly say i hated selling those mofo cookies. ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE WENT TO MY TROOP (roughly 10%), while the rest WENT TO THE ADMINS (Girl Scout Council-more than 50%). IT`S A TOTAL SCAM.
  71. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Just eat the damn thin mints before I choke you out jackwad.
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    daisymae6580 Female 30-39
    33 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Mine also came in a silver foil sleeve the same length as the box. Girl scout scam ring!
  73. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    my cookies were full length
  74. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    And the cookies are made in a factory, and not all that great.
  75. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Scam or not, you can`t pass up the chance for Samoas.
  76. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    OK, the boxes of thin mints I just bought they sleeve was the same as the box.

    Duffytoler CLEARLY has never eaten frozen thin mints. We just went through 2 cases of them in like 2 weeks. I can easily eat a sleeve at a time.
  77. Profile photo of ToshSucksO
    ToshSucksO Male 30-39
    9 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Wow, you guys are all a bunch of idiots. Girl Scout cookies change year to year, you all should know that, they change as the economy changes. However, it should also be noted that they don`t sell all the boxes each year. Every year some cookies are leftover. The cookies don`t exactly expire so they can get away with this. Another thing is that they can put this year`s sleeves of cookies into last year`s leftover boxes. I have boxes of cookies bought from various places and they`re all different sizes and there`s varying amount of cookies in each one. I believe last year they switched factories and if you looked closely you could see that some boxes still had the old factory`s location labeled on them. Occasionally they change pictures and designs on the boxes so some year`s they`ll be a big mix between those.

    And yea, there`s like 2 tagalongs in each box, so that sucks.

    And as for my preference, I hate thin mints. I get tagalongs, trefoils, chalet creams, an
  78. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    I don`t care, Thin Mints are still the best.
  79. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    yeah...just went through a whole sleeve a few days ago...

    i don`t know what happened....0_o
  80. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    Keebler Grasshoppers are available all year and the package doesn`t lie. They have other "Girl Scout" flavors too. 1/2 the price when on sale
  81. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    I don`t care, Girl Scout Cookies are the best cookies on the planet.
  82. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Nothing drives up prices like artificial scarcity. Oh, and little, little girls.









    I kid!
  83. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    Silly fools, cookies are sold by weight, not volume. What does the weight say on boxes from different years? Always the same.

    And to confirm my beliefs, I checked this:

    What is it? Girl Scouts Websight? Or something Inappropriate, possibly illegal if you live in a blue state?
  84. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Budget cuts...
  85. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    lol
  86. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Err, what about packets of chips? Those things are like, 1/3 full sometimes and we don`t really give a snark. Girl scout cookies (Read: Snickerdoodles) are magical and I don`t care about a bit of trickery to get them.
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    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 4:21 am
    I`m addicted to crack and will continue to buy more crack

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