Never Trust A Girl Scout [Pic]

Submitted by: nvizzle 6 years ago in Funny

Especially when they"re trying to pull that Girl Scout Cookie scam on you.
There are 87 comments:
Male 173
I`m addicted to crack and will continue to buy more crack
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Male 1,351
Err, what about packets of chips? Those things are like, 1/3 full sometimes and we don`t really give a snark. Girl scout cookies (Read: Snickerdoodles) are magical and I don`t care about a bit of trickery to get them.
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 759
Budget cuts...
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Male 4,014
Silly fools, cookies are sold by weight, not volume. What does the weight say on boxes from different years? Always the same.

And to confirm my beliefs, I checked this:

What is it? Girl Scouts Websight? Or something Inappropriate, possibly illegal if you live in a blue state?
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Male 4,014
Nothing drives up prices like artificial scarcity. Oh, and little, little girls.









I kid!
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Female 4,447
I don`t care, Girl Scout Cookies are the best cookies on the planet.
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Female 734
Keebler Grasshoppers are available all year and the package doesn`t lie. They have other "Girl Scout" flavors too. 1/2 the price when on sale
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Male 3,915
yeah...just went through a whole sleeve a few days ago...

i don`t know what happened....0_o
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Female 9,572
I don`t care, Thin Mints are still the best.
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Male 9
Wow, you guys are all a bunch of idiots. Girl Scout cookies change year to year, you all should know that, they change as the economy changes. However, it should also be noted that they don`t sell all the boxes each year. Every year some cookies are leftover. The cookies don`t exactly expire so they can get away with this. Another thing is that they can put this year`s sleeves of cookies into last year`s leftover boxes. I have boxes of cookies bought from various places and they`re all different sizes and there`s varying amount of cookies in each one. I believe last year they switched factories and if you looked closely you could see that some boxes still had the old factory`s location labeled on them. Occasionally they change pictures and designs on the boxes so some year`s they`ll be a big mix between those.

And yea, there`s like 2 tagalongs in each box, so that sucks.

And as for my preference, I hate thin mints. I get tagalongs, trefoils, chalet creams, an
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Male 451
OK, the boxes of thin mints I just bought they sleeve was the same as the box.

Duffytoler CLEARLY has never eaten frozen thin mints. We just went through 2 cases of them in like 2 weeks. I can easily eat a sleeve at a time.
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Female 1,545
Scam or not, you can`t pass up the chance for Samoas.
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Male 5,194
And the cookies are made in a factory, and not all that great.
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Male 142
my cookies were full length
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Female 33
Mine also came in a silver foil sleeve the same length as the box. Girl scout scam ring!
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Male 2,893
Just eat the damn thin mints before I choke you out jackwad.
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Female 170
as a former girl scout, i can truly say i hated selling those mofo cookies. ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE WENT TO MY TROOP (roughly 10%), while the rest WENT TO THE ADMINS (Girl Scout Council-more than 50%). IT`S A TOTAL SCAM.
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Male 371
Learn to make your own cookies, you chubby bastards.

Martha Stewart FTW!
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Female 1,095
I was pissed when I got my cookies too. Raise the price by 50 cents and took away 1/4 of the cookies? That`s not right. I`m not buying anymore.
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Female 515
excuse me; 32 thin mints...just counted :)
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Female 515
@gatorade: actually, not true. I bought a box of thin mints and a box of samoas last week. The box sizes are not the same; and there are WAY more thin mints in a box than there are samoas. 20 samoas; about 40 thin mints. So before you go calling people retards know what you`re talking about. douche
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Male 842
Also, I have a recipe for homemade thin mints: bag of milk chocolate chips, bag of mint chips, melted on the stove, then dip ritz crackers or oreo cookies into the mixture and let cool and dry. Instant thin mints, makes up to 6 dozen.
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Male 842
Really? when I got mine, there were 24 per pouch, and the pouches were silver. My cookies > your cookies.
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Male 168
I hadn`t gotten them in a couple of years, but there are absolutely fewer than there used to be, it looks like almost 25% less than the old days, AND they cost more. Nice.

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Male 32
New tagline: Never trust a(n)
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Male 1,193
Each box has the same number of cookies no matter what cookie you get. All boxes are the same size. Not all the cookies are the same size. Do the math retards. Obviously THIN mints is gonna take up less space than lets says Samoas which fills a whole box.
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Male 213
Thin mints are still the shiznit, but I was way bummed when I opened the box & there was room for a whole lot more cookies than were in the box.
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Male 6,693
I always wondered about that.
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Male 1,312
You think that`s bad, go find a picture of the tagalongs, now that`s some BS.
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Male 8
I have a box in my hands right here and this photo is entirely inaccurate.
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Male 437
I would like to reiterate that this has been photoshopped. The two rolls of thin mints fit quite snuggly next to each other in the box, and are almost as tall. In other words, one thin mint is about 50% as wide as the box.

If you don`t believe me, measure the width of the cookies here. They don`t come close to being 50% of the width of the box. The box has been enlarged by, oh I`d say, 30%.

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Male 588
Dosent this apply to EVERY candy box/bag in the grocery stores?
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Male 2,220


Do they contain real girl scouts?
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Male 1,678
Its like the wonderbra of cookies :(
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Male 4,004
When I bought a box not too long ago, it was 2 rolls like that, but they were in that plastic mold thing (like chips ahoy has).
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Male 3,332
I just bought a box two weeks ago. This was not the case.
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Female 322
That`s how a lot of things are not just Girl Scout cookies.
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Male 2,552
>Concetra
My thoughts exactly.

As an interesting sidenote, in the Netherlands, there are chips which make a big fuss about the bags being filled with extra air. In other words, the same amount of air at the same pressure as basically anywhere else, without the lowered pressure seen elsewhere there to prevent the bags from becoming to bulbous.
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Male 5,413
DAMN THEM...we don`t have them here though.
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Male 2,049
what about potato chips?
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Male 2,579
Just like grown up women
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Male 2,748
Bitches....
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Male 2,988
thin mints? gross.
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Male 183
just give them a dollar and let them keep the cookies. the girl scouts are a good cause. they dont make you choose a god to join...i like that.
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Male 405
Who the hell wants minted cookies, anyway?
Eww.
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Male 437
Not sure if it is photoshopped or what, but thin mints definitely almost completely fill up the box.

I found a picture that showed it clearly, but it was the size of a wallpaper, so:


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Male 559
They`re doing you a favor
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Male 1,452
lukeforv123, maybe you should just calm down and stop being such a self involved little prick
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Male 222
Eat an apple, fool.
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Female 728
They must have changed this recently. I was in Girl Scouts until a few years ago and the cookies, including Thin Mints, always filled the box. Some of them have that plastic tray that takes up some space (Tagalongs, for example), but the tray + cookies always filled the space.
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Male 1,071
Only an overweight ass would bitch about this.
Only a complete loser would post this on IAB.
And only pathetic losers would rate this post a 3.8.
Its the Girl Scouts, its a fund raiser, if anyone wants to get the most bang for their buck when it comes to cookies, go to Costco morons
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Male 45
Yeah I third the potato chip comment. Chips are the biggest rip off ever.
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Male 734
Samoas are the best.
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Female 1,190
anyone miss all abouts?
so sad to see them go...
:(
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Male 1,249
"Tagalongs are where it`s at. Just sayin`"

You ever had a tagalong on acid? MIND BLOWING
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Male 773
`I would just like to point out that their snack to package ratio is far higher than most bags of potato chips.`

THIS, dratING THIS.
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Male 5,028
Uh yeah. The box for the last 3 or 4 years has a black kid in a climbing harness. - Fail. You do get less cookies these days though. But the box matches the size of the stack. So yes we are getting ripped off but not in the way this douche bag lied about.
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Male 2,028
The best girl scout cookie isn`t just one cookie. It`s a samoah on top of a tagalong. Better than either one by themselves. Trust me.

samoah + tagalong > samoah or tagalong
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Male 556
Tagalongs are where it`s at. Just sayin`
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Male 39
They cost more, you get less...sounds like everything I buy these days. Don`t like the organization anyhow.
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Male 65
Why the hell would you buy Thin Mints in the first place?

You can buy Keebler Grasshoppers year round at the grocery store.
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Male 23
@DomTheDaring

Dude, Your thin mints thing sounds amazing. I`ve only frozen them and ate `em straight
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Female 2,695
but they`re SOOOOOOOO good it doesn`t matter
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Female 2,525
I would just like to point out that their snack to package ratio is far higher than most bags of potato chips.
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Female 2,761
I got a box of Lemon cookies and I swear the were the size of a half dollar. Absurd.
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Female 2,120
Thin Mints.

How dare they meddle with my Thin Mints.
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Male 70
Don`t care. Love me some Samoa`s! (Or an entire sleeve of thin mints, frozen, and then blended with vanilla ice cream.)
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Female 1,478
Aren`t there two sleeves of cookies, though? That`s not so bad..
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Male 773
`And how is this a scam?`

Cuz if theyre giving you 32 cookies in that size box, they better damn well make the cookies big enough to fill the box.
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Male 1,222
Why do you people have the need to dress up as a kid and annoy people door to door? thank god noone cares about halloween in the rest of the world
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Male 3,745
in our girl scouts here sell the cookies for $4 a box...i can do to the dollar store and get the same amount for $1.50 :|
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Male 2,619
where does it say 32 cookies?
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Male 10,855
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Female 53
Boy scouts are worse. Their popcorn only halfway fills up the bag, and it`s not even good.
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Female 180
Girl Scout cookies are made of people!!
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Male 5,028
And how is this a scam? The box says 32 cookies.
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Male 5,314
you think that`s bad!?! mother`s circus animal cookie bags are only like half full, possibly even less than half. i hear it`s for "shipping purposes" or some b.s. like that.
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Male 260
70% pure joy! 30% disappointment with a touch of self loathing
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Male 210
This isn`t true - we`ve all eaten Girl Scout cookies.
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Male 612
last time i trusted a girl scout she ended up teller her parents, then they told the police. long story short, now im on a "list".
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Male 1,378
There`s always the keebler elves
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Male 2,690
Doesn`t matter to me, they`re so delicious.
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Male 223
I feel your pain, good sir =[
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Male 39,958

I would have to say, in this case, size matters.
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Male 45
Really? Mine are never shorted.Maybe they Just hate you...
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Male 14
Link: Never Trust A Girl Scout [Pic] [Rate Link] - Especially when they`re trying to pull that Girl Scout Cookie scam on you.
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