My Mouse Movement When I`m Alone... [Pic]

Submitted by: catbarf 6 years ago in Funny

...and when someone gets in viewing distance from my monitor.
There are 39 comments:
Male 6
i use alt f4 ;)
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Male 286
So glad my computer faces my office door, So i can see who`s coming and discretly ctrl+ tab it up.
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Female 751
HAHAHAHAHA, so true!
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Male 31
Try Alt&Spacebar then press "n" :)
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Female 78
mehh
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Female 535
I don`t know if that is what this is about, but if I get startled while "doodling with my mouse" (also a reference to masturbation) My mouse streaks off to the side. If I am in any kind of graphic program that line can be very damning.
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Male 2,551
Ctrl + tab, and type www.i-am-bored.com in the bar to make it less obvious that I happened to close a tab just as they came in.
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Male 476
Its always soooo obvious!!!
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Male 573
Stupid.
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Male 1,587
mr fibbles. I would like to let you know your mac is not the only computer that does that. Ctrl+tab does that for me. as does one of the buttons on my mouse. One of the many buttons.
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Male 694
Is this like a play on words cuz a mouse would run away if someone walked in, or is it like `LOL I thought I was the only one who did that!`
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Male 77
Ur halloween costume is unfunny
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Male 558
eek! Alt+F4! or Ctrl+Tab
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Male 474
@Abandonnez
Just flip the direction to the upper left corner and that problem is solved
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Male 1,360
unfunny.
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Male 229
This is not true for all computer owners. This is bias for people who use Windows operating systems.
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Male 1,815
I put four fingers on the touchpad and move them up.
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Male 25,417
true true
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Male 588
For me, cmd + u will save me from all this by changing to not only another tab but only a completely other window, which contains all the work stuff I`m (supposed to be) doing.
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Male 10,440
OK, so it`s an interesting picture, sure, but for me it`s an obsolete idea.

If you`ve got a mouse with a few programmable buttons (like me), you can do a bunch of stuff without moving the mouse or using the keyboard. It`s much, much faster than moving the pointer to exactly the "X" then clicking it.
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Male 147
but what if someone is using a mac? their mouse would go to the top left.
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Male 1,455
There`s nothing to fall for. It`s a quicker way to shut down pages. Just putting it out there.
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Female 412
@elHadji Lol not falling for that one :P
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Male 1,455
Ctrl + W is your saviour.
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Male 6,694
When the boss comes in its time to look busy.
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Female 182
do*
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Female 182
@fuego what o you think he`s doing? lol
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Male 395

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Male 1,287
@videogamer

you can`t? and more importantly, what are you doing with your other hand?
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Male 2,855
maybe because you stop working and start talking to the person who just entered? maybe?
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Male 3,014
"No need. I can hit Alt-F4 with my eyes closed."

Well that`s all well and good, but can you do it with one hand?
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Male 12,138
No need. I can hit Alt-F4 with my eyes closed.
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Male 1,287
@Rick_S

on the left: Doing all sorts of things on the computer he/she isn`t supposed to.

on the right: closing application(s)
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Male 165
lmao guilty
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Male 220
true true
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Male 3,327
I don`t get it.
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Female 397
he! he! it`s a seekrit.
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Female 2,120
I am not ashamed of watching "Walk The Dinosaur" while alone.
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Male 1,455
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