My Jeans: A New Song By Jenna Rose & Baby Triggy

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Entertainment

Another awkward teen song that makes last week"s song (Rebecca Black"s Friday) looks like AC/DC"s "Hell"s Bells."
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Male 18
Anyone notice the girl looks like skretch from saved by the bell?
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Male 113
I want to believe this is some kind of parody...

Also the way her face moves when she "sings" makes me think she doesn`t speak with the greatest clarity IRL.
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Male 6,693
I like my Levis.
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Male 2,690
I still feel like Rebecca Black`s Friday is way worse, this girl is a couple years younger and obviously doesn`t know better...but Rebecca has to be at least in 8th grade-10th...
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Female 956
uhhh... :/
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Male 92
this made me cry
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Female 737
Example of what a rich 13 year old gets for her birthday. Her own music video. Ugh.
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Male 22
A girl I`ve never heard of singing a song about girls I`ve never heard of wearing her jeans. I love the internet.
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Male 768
What have we become??
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Male 136
she`s so drating ugly and annoying. please make it stop
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Male 3,631
She looks like she has a lisp and problems concatenating her J sounds with softer S`s. Also, anyone else notice the strange contortion her face makes when it comes to `sh` palatalizations?

I`m baffled as to how she executed the entire song without any of this coming through audibly.
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Male 6
No amount of autotuning will make this good.
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Male 126
Why hells bells?
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Male 450
They need to create a fatal, incurable, super virus that only targets people with an IQ below 110. What a wonderful world it would be.
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Female 265
It looks like Baby Triggy`s older brother had to come along because his mom wouldn`t let him go out alone...
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Female 527
She`s not even wearing jeans in her video about jeans.
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Female 355
I really hate her face.
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Male 975
And where can I get auto-tune software for free? That would be a dream come true
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Male 975
Padidle you need to learn to market yourself is all...
Everyone has some talent, but not everyone is famous.
Sadly this also reaches a niche market of 10-13 year old middle/upper class white girls who just want to go shopping and party.
=|
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Female 192
And f-ck autotune. I can carry a perfect tune and I don`t need digital help.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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Female 192
What the drat, these people can get all this publicity for this poo yet they`re pooty singers.

I`m actually a really good singer (and yes, I do have tons of people who tell me this) and if I posted a video on youtube it probably wouldn`t even get 500 views.

No one appreciates hard work and talent anymore.
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Female 129
Where do these people COME FROM? Are they paid billions of dollars to do s.hitty videos? No amount of money could get me to do that. Good god...
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Male 1,744
holy crap IAB, seriously, if there was ever a reason for a 0 star rating, this is it
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Female 531
lol she can`t drive :p
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Male 696
Who let the internet become THIS!!??
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Female 6
This is simply the worst thing I Have ever heard!

But there`s a bright side, At least they aren`t doing drugs..
Or are they? :L
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Female 491
Please tell me this isn`t the new craze amongst teenage girls...
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Female 1,203
the absolute worst thing is the autotuned "ha ha ha" and everything else about the song too...this is gross
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Female 32
Who is giving these little girl record deals..
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Male 13
This hurts my soul.
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Male 2,309
this is the worst poo i`ve ever heard. ever.
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Male 1,610
it`s funny till you find out that that Friday song by Rebecca Black cracked the itunes top 100, then it becomes really depressing.
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Male 49
computers can make anyone sound good, its highly computerized...
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Female 383
If any of those stars found out they were wearing the same jeans as this little girl, they would all burn them in hell.
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Male 639
@premierwondr, correct, but without n*sync we would never have gotten Justin Timberlake with dick in a box AND Lance Bass with confirmation that boybands are, in fact, gay, so I think in the end they come out ahead. With these two, my life has been changed for the worse. None of my stereotypes have been reaffirmed, I was already aware that suburban white teen girls were spoiled and slightly racist, this has been confirmed many times already. Plus, that damn Friday song haunts me like the ghost of a dead cat in heat. Oh, and at least boybands and Britney were talented at what they did, even though I don`t like their music.
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Male 975
And for the record, if you have fears about music lets remember that when we were children N`Sync, Backstreet Boys, and Brittney Spears were running the radio.

This is no way a reflection of what future music intended for older audiences will sound like.
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Male 975
*HA HA HA JACKED MY SWAG* Auto-tuned

These videos are hilariously awkward and painful to watch please keep them coming.
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Male 474
What the hell is this? Why should I care? I submitted a shpongle video yesterday that I would much rather see up than this.
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Female 95
"jack my swag" hahaha, plus she is a bitch about how her jeans look so much better than the celebs? There is definitely more...erm..."depth"..to this song than Friday, but at least Friday wasn`t teaching kids to me jerks (I really wish I wasn`t defending such a terrible song right now) lol, and she did teach us how the weekend days work...
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Female 95
hmmm she is wearing a skirt, not jeans lol. I guess jeans weren`t cool now that she is clearly a trendsetter hahaha.

@crazy4ruger, so so true. The Friday one definitely had a look-a-like Usher pedophile guy hahaha :)
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Female 32
At least the random black guy in this video lokks similar in age
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Male 13
Oh my god. Why does auto-tuning even exist?!
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Male 1,540
I think there`s something wrong with 12 year olds jumping around in tight pants and tank tops posing and trying to show off their cleavage. Maybe they look older but they`re probably 10-12.
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Male 1,587
smigbaafm- you didn`t watch the whole thing, did you?

did anyone else read Jenna Rose and wonder why a pornstar was doing a music video?♦
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Male 639
What I don`t understand is that people actually put effort into these and the random black people. They never appear in the same scene as white people either. It makes absolutely no sense to me.
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Male 15,510
I prefer the cheesiest J pop song over pre teen American pop any day
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Female 2,761
why?
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Male 645
yay amerika!
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Female 631
i made it 19 seconds in before i had close it.
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Male 1,735
I really dislike when song structures are as follows "I get up, I walk to door, I am in door, I go out door, I am outside the door, look a person, person I am seeing, I see that person"

It`s like they just flat out wright down whatever their doing with no thought once so ever. I got farther into Friday than I did this one.
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Male 648
I thought this was much better than Friday-girl. Jeans-girl can`t sing either, but she doesn`t sound terrible. What bothered me was that she was not wearing jeans at any point of that video.
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Male 3,745
old song is old
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Male 1,610
parent who help their kids make auto-tuned music videos should be summarily executed.
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Male 761
Noone is wearing jeans in the video
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Male 179
but it`s still better than `frie-day`. that was so awful i can`t even begin to describe it. i mean this is not better musically, but `friday` was so bad i don`t think you can beat it without making a parody.
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Male 280
For a song about jeans, there are not many jeans in the video...
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Female 177
I think it`s cute...Could be worse, She could be singing about a coke habit and Charlie Sheen having one just like her..or whatever..

I`ll be grateful if when I have kids they are this tame at this age.
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Male 179
is this the same company that produced the rebecca black thing? this is really annoying but i guess i`m pointing out the obvious.
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Male 3,894
I... want to die..
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Female 265
is this a spoof on something?
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Female 614
they probably have to autotune her because it looks like she has a fierce lisp......
also, what the hell is wrong with worn jeans?? worn in jeans are nice.
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Female 1,743
@ 1:06

Twelve year old shouldn`t be driving.
Especially with 25 other children in tow.
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Male 593
I still prefer death metal.
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Male 18
does anyone else think she looks like a female screech?
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Male 405
@ osirisascend-thank you for your kind words, I hope as well as everyone else, that we can survive this.
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Male 141
I watched this before commenting so that I could form a fair and unbiased opinion. I wish I hadn`t watched it because it`s done nothing but irritate me.
I can see how this would appeal to young girls, I get this wasn`t made for a 20something guy, and I have no problem with that.
What I hate is the auto-tuning, used to such an extent you can`t notice the speech impediment she clearly has. If you can`t sing without that much help you can`t sing, period.
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Male 452
Not buying the music has no effect and shooting up the producer`s studio seems a tad extreme...there`s no middle ground of aggressive contempt.
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Male 3,058
Even though I currently reside in Minnesota, I would like to apologize to The World on behalf of my fellow native New Yorkers for allowing this abomination to be unleashed on the planet.

May God have mercy on our souls.
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Female 2,525
@jtrebowski,
I just fear for the future of music. Kids aren`t the only ones with songs that sound like this.
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Male 3,369
hmmmm...a cute video made by young girls FOR young girls, and grown men and women are trashing it and comparing it to toilets full of poo. Amazing. See, kids actually like this stuff, so I guess all of you have egg on your face.
Have a nice day.
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Female 2,525
Some record company realized how easy it is to produce a pooty pop song and is making craploads of money by scamming parents into thinking their kids can be stars.

Also, look at her mouth when she sings. Girl totally has a lisp, and in the song you can`t hear it.
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Male 14,331

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Male 39,929

She`s no Willow Smith, but she`s every bit as untalented!
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Female 2,525
I`m going to start singing Auto-Tuned songs about my boring life and see if it gets me famous.

"Gettin` ready for work, yeah yeah fun party fun
Aspirin for my hangover, woo yeah fun party
Hole in my pantyhose, party party woo yeah
Traffic on 83, gonna be late yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh"
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Male 134
Is that Milhouse?
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Male 3,060
parents stop! stop letting your children think they will be the next justin timberlake. be content with them getting neck tattoos and working at the convenience store or mcdonalds for the rest of their lives. you have already crushed their dreams for the future by letting them do crap like this.
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Male 79
This song just gave me my first period...
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Male 759
I`m going to say she`s probably too young to understand satire...but if this were satire it would be extremely well done.
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Male 349
I actually broke out in a sweat, I always break out in a sweat when I am embarrassed for someone else who seems unable to feel embarrassment on their own.
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Male 359
Well, not every thread can be a gem. :/
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Male 51
All i can say, those girls fully understood how generic pop music crap is made those days...

She sounds more or less like Katy Pery to me : auto tuned voice, poor rythmic structure, some lame hip hop at the end... Oh and a really meaningful subject !

Reminds me of that, those guys opened Pandora`s box !
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Male 7
OK, so this is just some rich kid crying until mummy and daddy give them exactly what they want.


Makes me cringe.
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Male 3,076
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Female 375
Wow, what a heartwarming story. Girl sees jeans, girl loves jeans, girl gets jeans, they live happily ever after. Disney needs to get on this asap!
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Male 768
"This and all the other girls on that youtube channel, plus rebecca black, all need to release autotuneless videos. Will it sound good? hell no."

It doesn`t sound good either way.
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Male 2,085
It literally hurt my ears.
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Male 190
1.39-1.40 made my day
just how shes flopping about like a salmon
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Female 1,652
This and all the other girls on that youtube channel, plus rebecca black, all need to release autotuneless videos. Will it sound good? hell no.
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Male 646
You can make these videos with literally anybody... It has to be a scam.... the parents probably are fronting the money in hopes their child will be a star....
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Male 97
This isn`t even close to as bad as "Friday." Anything that comes off as worse than "Friday" must be a joke.

As a side note: Just a matter of time until someone photoshops those `cumwad jeans` on her.
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Male 17,511
Is anyone else having problems with youtube videos not loading tonight ?
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Female 55
Epic lisp.
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Male 25,416
Thats just lame, how could this be talent, auto tune fail
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Male 156
After the torture that was "Frieeee-day", I`m refusing to watch this freshly-minted pyroclastic flow of anal sauce.
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Male 2,988
well. i`m reay for 2012 after seeing this. the end of the world could not come soon enough after seeing this terribad p.o.s.
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Female 3
... it`s terrible but for a song about jeans i feel like there is a lacking amount of jeans.
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Male 740
My ears declared mutiny
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Female 812
Are we supposed to believe she is old enough to drive a car? - in those tacky jeans?!
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Male 249
I`m actually very angry that someone compared this to "Hell`s Bells." Am I alone in this? That`s like saying Black Sabbath is the equivalent of the Jonas Brothers.
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Male 373
Also Jenna Rose sounds like a pornstar name.
Seriously.

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Male 373
I was going to post this, but I decided not to.
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Male 77
WHO IS STARTING TO BELIEVE IN ARMAGEDDON AT 2012?? Look at the recent spikes in mind blowing crap. Maybe its 6am in the morning and all i do is smoke weed but i need a way to explain the moronic behavior...
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Female 240
I would be so f*cking surprised if that was her voice.

And those were horrible jeans.
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Male 161
T-Pain + Justin Bieber + Ke$ha

A for Effort, kiddo
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Female 188
Someone please just kill me. Please.
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Female 4,440
omg, i`m going to go and kill myself now. plus, my ears are bleeding. plus, why the hell did i just watch this? erkpfftbrrp.
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Male 20,916
Link: My Jeans: A New Song By Jenna Rose & Baby Triggy [Rate Link] - Another awkward teen song that makes last week`s song (Rebecca Black`s Friday) looks like AC/DC`s `Hell`s Bells.`
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