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Date: 03/25/11 05:46 PM

60 Responses to My Girlfriend Gives The Best Back Scratches [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Link: My Girlfriend Gives The Best Back Scratches - Don`t be jealous.
  2. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    Gah!
  3. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    as long as her hands didnt touch me, i would still do her
  4. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    thats hella nasty
  5. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    How does she pic her nose?
  6. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Beware of hand jobs.
  7. Profile photo of Moltenroks
    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    ...Disgusting.
  8. Profile photo of rnwood
    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    She`s really hot, but that`s... really gross. "No thanks on the HJ, babe."
  9. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    wtf caused her to do this? And that nail color too... god my eyes are searing from the tacky overload.
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    bleh!
  11. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    Just. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  12. Profile photo of ihatekevin
    ihatekevin Female 18-29
    166 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    She probably has poop under her fingernails.
  13. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    It`s obvious: she had nail biting issues as a kid, and through years of efforts and negative reinforcement her parents finally made her stop. Permanently. :)
  14. Profile photo of cassthulu
    cassthulu Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    They`re fake nails that haven`t been trimmed to the appropriate length yet, not real ones. Lol.
  15. Profile photo of DasUberPoop
    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    another perfectly normal looking person with freak sauce.
  16. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    HOW CAN ANYONE WIPE THEIR BUTT WITH FINGERNAILS LIKE THAT!!!! Word of the wise..never eat what someone with overly long ghetto-nails has cooked..
  17. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Oh that is SO unhygienic :x
  18. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    Why are the hot ones always crazy?
  19. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    @cassthulu: What? Are you…? What?

    Seriously?

    My wife gets her nails done, they don`t come as pre-formed semi-hoops, it`s chemically activated moldable acrylic.

    Further, why in the Seven Hells of Internet Retardedness would any fake nail come *that* long? Trim to size? What?! That`s like buying a stretch limo just to cut into a VW Bug.

    Those are real, probably strengthened, and thoroughly nasty. There`s no way in hell she can be cleaning herself properly, and the underside of those things is bare fingernail, hard to clean and probably harboring their own toxic ecosystem.

    Good lord, things like this make me nauseous.
  20. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    How is womans supposed to do housework with those?
  21. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I remember seeing a picture of the woman who holds the world record for longest fingernails (they were a couple feet long) and ever since I have wondered: how do people with nails that long do anything at all? I imagine it would be hard to open doors, write, eat, sleep, wipe your ass without snapping a nail.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    Its the hand jobs im afraid of
  23. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    SPARTAKITTY, will you please marry my son?!
  24. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    soooo gross
  25. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Crab, don`t be tooo grossed out, I am sure the acetone knocks back the ecosystem a bit every time she switches colors and I bet she strengthens both sides at this point so the back wouldn`t be bare nail anymore - still Nasty for sure but hopefully not *as* stomach turning? maybe? Wait. Actually. Nevermind who am I kidding those things are GROSS and she is even grosser!
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    behold your new god!
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Watch out guys, that is one High Maintenance chick.

    She has to be high maintenance...she can`t do anything for herself with those claws.
  28. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm

  29. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    ewwww. how does she go to the toilet? how does she eat?
  30. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:05 am
    I would like to understand why? I am not sure the point of having such long nails.
  31. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:46 am
    She`d be kinda hot without the nails. And they wouldn`t make good back scratchers. She`d be too afraid to apply any kind of pressure.
  32. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:01 am
    Weeeelllll....they`re a pretty blue?
  33. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:58 am
    No, she doesn`t.

    With claws like that, his house probably sounds more like "take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, fold the clothes, walk the dog"...all of which are followed by "I can`t, it`ll break my nails."

    Poor bastard.
  34. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 2:21 am
    Lets hope for the good of herself that she can take those off
  35. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:28 am
    belunan: You forgot "Wipe my rear end for me"
  36. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:53 am
    So hot, yet so creepy!
  37. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:51 am
    ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww
    do not want.
  38. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:59 am
    But she`s useless for hand jobs.
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 6:41 am
    I want to date her just so I can grab like four nails and break them off.
  40. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:57 am
    Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
  41. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:27 am
    "But she`s useless for hand jobs."

    hand jobs are pointless anyways
  42. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:41 am
    She`s cute, but when she claws a guy`s back, it`ll leave a hell of a mark.
  43. Profile photo of prohemp
    prohemp Male 30-39
    8 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:56 am
    gross.tpt
  44. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 9:53 am
    @tkdmaster:exactly
  45. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:06 am
    "funny thing about my back is, that its on my c ck."
  46. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:40 am
    But how can she make sammiches with nails like that?
  47. Profile photo of sum33
    sum33 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:50 am
    ....but the worst handjobs
  48. Profile photo of sraac88
    sraac88 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    ohh she is hot ....
  49. Profile photo of mdgeist
    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    Guess she must not use a typewriter or keyboard much..... May also have a hard time with an iPhone.
  50. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    Now how does this skank wipe her ass? Gross.
  51. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
  52. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    why do people even do this? I bet she does`nt do anything at all just sit there and look "pretty"
  53. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    I`m so confused as to how she even got nails that long. Those don`t look natural to me so I`m assuming they`re acrylic. But when I go to get acrylic nails put on, even the starter, uncut nails they initially glue on before they cut and file them down are only about 1 1/2 to 2 inches. 9 inch nails anyone?
  54. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 4:07 am
    Ok i cant be the only one that saw this picture and thought of the witch from left for dead. "Shhhh turn that flash light off you will disturb the witch"
  55. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Why would you do that ?
  56. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 9:19 am
    shes hot- who cares!
  57. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
  58. Profile photo of poisoncandy
    poisoncandy Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    dont go diggin 4 any green gold
  59. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
  60. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Ugh. So pointless.

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