My Girlfriend Gives The Best Back Scratches [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Weird

Don"t be jealous.
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Male 1,461
Ugh. So pointless.
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Female 164
Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
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Male 67
dont go diggin 4 any green gold
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Female 164
Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
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Male 868
shes hot- who cares!
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Male 6,694
Why would you do that ?
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Female 61
Ok i cant be the only one that saw this picture and thought of the witch from left for dead. "Shhhh turn that flash light off you will disturb the witch"
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Female 120
I`m so confused as to how she even got nails that long. Those don`t look natural to me so I`m assuming they`re acrylic. But when I go to get acrylic nails put on, even the starter, uncut nails they initially glue on before they cut and file them down are only about 1 1/2 to 2 inches. 9 inch nails anyone?
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Female 174
why do people even do this? I bet she does`nt do anything at all just sit there and look "pretty"
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Female 164
Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
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Female 1,236
Now how does this skank wipe her ass? Gross.
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Male 151
Guess she must not use a typewriter or keyboard much..... May also have a hard time with an iPhone.
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Male 39
ohh she is hot ....
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Male 92
....but the worst handjobs
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Male 758
But how can she make sammiches with nails like that?
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Female 1,043
"funny thing about my back is, that its on my c ck."
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Male 407
@tkdmaster:exactly
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Male 8
gross.tpt
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Male 527
She`s cute, but when she claws a guy`s back, it`ll leave a hell of a mark.
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Male 936
"But she`s useless for hand jobs."

hand jobs are pointless anyways
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Female 164
Tried to figure out the life of this woman. It consists of sitting with her hands away from anything that might break her nails and having someone cater her every single need. (changing bloody tampons included)
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Male 4,793
I want to date her just so I can grab like four nails and break them off.
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Male 181
But she`s useless for hand jobs.
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Female 3,001
ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww
do not want.
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Male 243
So hot, yet so creepy!
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Female 525
belunan: You forgot "Wipe my rear end for me"
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Male 588
Lets hope for the good of herself that she can take those off
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Male 1,505
No, she doesn`t.

With claws like that, his house probably sounds more like "take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, fold the clothes, walk the dog"...all of which are followed by "I can`t, it`ll break my nails."

Poor bastard.
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Male 88
Weeeelllll....they`re a pretty blue?
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Male 379
She`d be kinda hot without the nails. And they wouldn`t make good back scratchers. She`d be too afraid to apply any kind of pressure.
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Female 535
I would like to understand why? I am not sure the point of having such long nails.
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Female 4,359
ewwww. how does she go to the toilet? how does she eat?
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Male 2,402

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Male 39,622

Watch out guys, that is one High Maintenance chick.

She has to be high maintenance...she can`t do anything for herself with those claws.
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Male 10,440
behold your new god!
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Female 443
Crab, don`t be tooo grossed out, I am sure the acetone knocks back the ecosystem a bit every time she switches colors and I bet she strengthens both sides at this point so the back wouldn`t be bare nail anymore - still Nasty for sure but hopefully not *as* stomach turning? maybe? Wait. Actually. Nevermind who am I kidding those things are GROSS and she is even grosser!
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Male 2,988
soooo gross
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Male 359
SPARTAKITTY, will you please marry my son?!
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Male 25,417
Its the hand jobs im afraid of
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Male 648
I remember seeing a picture of the woman who holds the world record for longest fingernails (they were a couple feet long) and ever since I have wondered: how do people with nails that long do anything at all? I imagine it would be hard to open doors, write, eat, sleep, wipe your ass without snapping a nail.
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Male 1,598
How is womans supposed to do housework with those?
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Male 226
@cassthulu: What? Are you…? What?

Seriously?

My wife gets her nails done, they don`t come as pre-formed semi-hoops, it`s chemically activated moldable acrylic.

Further, why in the Seven Hells of Internet Retardedness would any fake nail come *that* long? Trim to size? What?! That`s like buying a stretch limo just to cut into a VW Bug.

Those are real, probably strengthened, and thoroughly nasty. There`s no way in hell she can be cleaning herself properly, and the underside of those things is bare fingernail, hard to clean and probably harboring their own toxic ecosystem.

Good lord, things like this make me nauseous.
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Female 2,120
Why are the hot ones always crazy?
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Female 226
Oh that is SO unhygienic :x
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Female 1,234
HOW CAN ANYONE WIPE THEIR BUTT WITH FINGERNAILS LIKE THAT!!!! Word of the wise..never eat what someone with overly long ghetto-nails has cooked..
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Male 209
another perfectly normal looking person with freak sauce.
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Female 8
They`re fake nails that haven`t been trimmed to the appropriate length yet, not real ones. Lol.
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Male 101
It`s obvious: she had nail biting issues as a kid, and through years of efforts and negative reinforcement her parents finally made her stop. Permanently. :)
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Female 166
She probably has poop under her fingernails.
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Male 11,739
Just. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Male 10,440
bleh!
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Female 870
wtf caused her to do this? And that nail color too... god my eyes are searing from the tacky overload.
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Male 168
She`s really hot, but that`s... really gross. "No thanks on the HJ, babe."
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Female 95
...Disgusting.
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Male 156
Beware of hand jobs.
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Male 439
How does she pic her nose?
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Male 132
thats hella nasty
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Female 82
as long as her hands didnt touch me, i would still do her
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Female 262
Gah!
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Male 320
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