My Drunk Kitchen

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago in Funny

Important lessons for surviving your adultolescence.
There are 59 comments:
Female 1,236
She was cute up until about 1:40. Then she became tiresome.
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Male 44
Justin... Bieber???
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Male 165
The only fun thing to make drunk is beef stew. And babies.
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Female 956
hahaha she is ADORABLE <3

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Male 42
haha. man, i`d hit. yup. haha yup i`d hit haha.
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Male 21
If you really want to know how to cook drunk, watch any cooking show with Keith Floyd.
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Female 1,623
She had me cracking up; also, that seems to be the lady who taught my girlfriend how to cook... she`s terrible at it.
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Female 52
justin bieber?
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Female 365
I would marry her!
Wait.. Sorry.. I would be in a "Civil Partnership" With her.

On a side note, Wine drunk is the best kind of drunk.
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Male 835
Drinks. Cooks. Belches. I am officially a suitor.

"Butter your poo." I could start and end every conversation I have for the rest of my life with that line.
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Female 3,598
wow. i wanna hang out with this chick. she seems awesome.
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Female 803
i like her! i want her! in more than one way!
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Male 469
Am I the only one that didn`t think she was that funny?
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Male 9
You seem like the coolest drinking buddy ever. Great video!
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Male 2,384
she has justin bieber hair, only goes to show you that justin bieber is a girl
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Male 587
Why did she reverse the video?
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Female 407
"and then you add fire" hahah awwe i liked her :)
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Male 694
Oh my god, she`s oddly adorable.
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Male 54
youre not hot and youre not funny.
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Male 2,553
Hehe. My guess is that I could drink her under the table. Just a guess. That is, as long as the serious drinking is done within the span of about two hours. And I will probably feel worse than her in the morning, by about fifty country miles.

Also, "Reh-vah-lay-shuns!". Hehe.

In other news: she is cute! Yes, a sexist thought, but a true one.

Thirdly: It`s way to fun to imitate having the attention span of a redbull-fuelled drunk me.

Lastly, yes that was lame. But fun for me.
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Female 535
It`s Jenna Mourey as a lesbian.
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Male 2,402
I don`t know what it is, but my wife can drink me under the table with highballs such as rum and coke etc... However she never gets wasted. Give her one glass of wine and she makes the wahine in the video look sober.

Am I making an observation that is true for all wahines (women)?
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Female 6
i`m the same in the kitchen while drunk :D
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Female 81
I like it :) and grilled cheese is always good while intoxicated!
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Male 1,151
didn`t need to be any longer than a 1 min. vid.
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Male 60
Justin Bieber
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Female 2,525
I want to put her in my pocket and take her home.
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Male 1,313
yeah, we get it, you`ll be knee deep in her twatter account.
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Female 2,674
Psychodelli: Beat me to it, well played sir :)
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Female 2,674
Tough nuts, boys... that girl`s a lez. Oh, I`ll be checking out her twitt-ah alright, if you know what I mean...
Not really I don`t twit.
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Male 4,290
I liked it. Made me laugh. And now I`m hungry.
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Male 107
justin bieber hair!
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Male 25,416
Really/
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Male 57
I`d nail it
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Male 295
She`s rather cute indeed... And amusing... Perhaps.
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Male 10,339
This girl should be on Epic Meal Time.
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Male 897
So adorable! This may be my new favorite internet show!
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Female 1,435
i must have been that bored to watch this. srsly.
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Male 3,076
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Male 335
Dear girl who made this video, will you marry me? While drunk?
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Male 45
whenever i notice a persons lisp, thats all i can focus on...
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Male 2,097
I`m not as think as you drunk I am
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Male 214
meg griffin irl
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Male 2,988
haha love it
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Male 1,505
Justin Bieber drinks wine?
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Male 768
And, on a serious note, don`t beat your kids.
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Male 166
Tits or GTFO
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Male 2,005
she screamed fake drunk the entire vid, which is kinda lame
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Male 164
WATCHU KNOW ABOUT DRUNK COOKING!
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Male 606
So Justin Bebier drinks now?
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Male 256
Um ... I`m pretty sure she wasn`t drunk ... how much wine did you actually see her down? 3 or so drinks? Acting with a lot of random editing to give the feel of disjointedness = fake drunkenness.
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Male 585
well she got me. i was infront of a computer. with a 40 oz blue bull. wink
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Male 15,510
"She would be kind of cute without the drunkenness. "

Sadly, I think she is only this fun/interesting when she is drunk
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Male 553
O.o
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Male 3,745
she would be cuter if i had never seen JB...
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Male 10,440
She would be kind of cute without the drunkenness.
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Male 3,147
Strangely appealing for a plain girl.
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Male 626
Hello, my name is _____ and I`m an alcoholic.
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Female 1,780
Link: My Drunk Kitchen [Rate Link] - Important lessons for surviving your adultolescence.
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