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Mom Of The Year Candidate For 2011 [Pic]

Hey, she”s just tattooing the name of her kids on herself so she doesn”t for get their names, OK?

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Date: 03/14/11 04:17 PM

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  1. Profile photo of scshankit
    scshankit Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Link: Mom Of The Year Candidate For 2011 - Hey, she`s just tattooing the name of her kids on herself so she doesn`t for get their names, OK?
  2. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Why take a picture of this and post it on the internet?

  3. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Is. That. HAIR?!?!?
  4. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Those are names? This person appears to be white. I`m so lost...
  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    if your going to get any tattoo it should be something special too you. probably not the best place to put your children`s names, but there arent too many places where tattoos actually look good on women.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    she needs to shave that thing

  7. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Those are not names. They`re bully attractors. People, please give some thought to your children when naming them.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Is. That. HAIR?!?!?

    No, it can`t be. Humans never, ever have any hair anywhere on their bodies. Can`t happen. Absolutely impossible.
  9. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    Atleast the names are... original.

    Unlike the tattoo.
  10. Profile photo of Boredhero78
    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    ...A million bucks on the bet that those kids dad(s) are black.
  11. Profile photo of mick1015
    mick1015 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    @mykunter, she may be white but I highly doubt the father is.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Those aren`t her kids names...

    It`s latin and means "Enter At Your Own Risk!"
  13. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    @ScottSerious, I don`t think that is hair. It looks like a new tattoo so first of all, it would have been shaved, and second of all, I`d imagine it is wear there has been clingfilm on top.
  14. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    this is why i hate italians. they`re so hairy..
  15. Profile photo of mick1015
    mick1015 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    You know what they say
  16. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    @mykunter: so if they`re black it`s okay if their kids have unpronouncable names? xD
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    mick1015 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:53 pm

  18. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    Nothing says "you`re banging a trashy whore" like "I`m a mother of three"
  19. Profile photo of mick1015
    mick1015 Male 30-39
    55 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    I`m actually surprised. Usually at least one of them is named Isaiah.
  20. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    @Gortrok: I don`t believe I ever used the word `black`.
  21. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Is that polish or some variation of slavic?
  22. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    needs a shave
  23. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    "for get"

    lol
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    vv Yup! That`s gotta be her! 3 kids, at least 2 dads, eh? Figures.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    "My Lifee? Yapps iTs Dha Shyyt;! Talk Shyyt BxtChes &; Get Hitt;! Cz Me & MY Nicca Dont qiVes a Shyyt(;"

    Wow....That is all....
  26. Profile photo of fris212
    fris212 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    "Hey, she`s just tattooing the name of her kids on herself so she doesn`t for get their names, OK?"

    No, she tattooed her kids name in a place that her baby daddy won`t forget the names.
  27. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Well, at least her jeans look ridiculous.
  28. Profile photo of redsy
    redsy Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    She`ll probably want to show her grandkids at some point as well.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    cool, ish
  30. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    those are some f*cked up names, especially for a white chick.
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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    TRAMP STAMP!
  32. Profile photo of srslylia
    srslylia Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    I hate this trend parents are going thru spelling their kids names all messed up like. Your attempt at being unique just failed.

    Jazayia, Asyias, Kiarzya?!? WTF
  33. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    I don`t get it. She`s a bad Mom because she has a tattoo?
  34. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    Yeah, Xerasia, I agree. It is often black people who name their children unusual names, which I`ve never understood. It`s weird to me that something like that would be a cultural thing. Wait. Your name is Xerasia? Hope it`s just a username :)
  35. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Talk about favoritism :-P
  36. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    my kid`s name is gonna have a "click" in it, shown as an "!"
  37. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    you know....those names kinda remind me of Russian names...not Black "originality"
  38. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    @rikakitty
    No, she`s a bad mom because she got a tramp stamp of her kids names.
  39. Profile photo of xaia
    xaia Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    That isn`t `black`, nor is her flabby back fat.
  40. Profile photo of Nikkiezorz
    Nikkiezorz Female 18-29
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    March 14, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    @paddyt07

    I don`t think it looks all that new, It actually looks like the middle name was tattoed there originally, and the other 2 were added at a later date, Which would add up when you lookat the myspace page, where she says that "Jazayia" is her oldest at 9 and the other two are 6 & 2. It probably IS hair...

    Now that i think about it, if she`s 27 she got pregnant when she was 17, possibly 16... figures.
  41. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
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    March 15, 2011 at 12:32 am
    dude. those are nothing like russian names.
    those are nothing like NAMES.
  42. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
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    March 15, 2011 at 1:40 am
    You mean so the mailman wont forget the names.
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    crudson Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 2:03 am
    what are those words? elvish? greek? so many vowels. I am so sick of unnecessarily complicated names. Whats next? Gonnorhiayaia?
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 2:08 am
    *forget*
  • Profile photo of WeinerD0g
    WeinerD0g Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 2:16 am
    Perhaps the tattoo artist was dyslexic? I feel so bad for those kids as they attempt to learn how to spell their own names...
    And they will NEVER be able to find chintzy, personalized key chains or mugs at Disney World! Oh, the horror!
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    venice08 Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 4:42 am
    Wonder if Kiaryza or Jarayia can braid Momo`s assmuff???
  • Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 5:01 am
    Try too hard to be special, end up being retarded.
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    myrtheus Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2011 at 5:49 am
    My son once had a friend named Dijon. His mom actually named him Dijon... all I could think about was mustard.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2011 at 8:03 am
    Ayyyee yo where Laqueefa at????
  • Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 8:26 am
    nice back hair o.O
  • Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
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    March 15, 2011 at 8:46 am
    No - you guys have it all wrong- its so the baby daddies can remember the kids` names from the perspective from which they were conceived!!!!!!!
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Enolamron, lol, yes it`s just a username. My real name is LaSwetta Vestte.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    March 15, 2011 at 10:17 am
    I had to persuade the mum of a kid I teach that LaTreen was not a good name for her next sprog.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 10:34 am
    She`s a bad mom because she has a tattoo of her kids` names? I mean, it`s tacky looking, but really?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Need to shave that lower back. Ugh.
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    420foy Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    can anyone even pronounce those drating names? shame...
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    White trash momma.
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    March 16, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    Is there some competition going on to give your offspring the wierdest name?
  • Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    "White trash momma."
    Read the names again. She isn`t white.
  • Profile photo of Okamiman
    Okamiman Male 30-39
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    November 23, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    They are Russian names. So she is technically White Russian trash!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    That is one hairy girl....
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2011 at 2:46 am
    Awww look at that. She tattooed the names so that whoever is bending her over knows who to yell "SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!" at.
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    NZBNR Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2012 at 4:21 am
    Are those back hairs I see? D=
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    I don`t see a big problem with this one. Perhaps the placement of the names wasn`t the best decision, but that`s about it.
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    fisturbator Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2012 at 10:42 am
    I wonder if the left and right retarded names resent the middle retarded name.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    March 28, 2012 at 10:15 am
    Is that first one A-sy-i-as? How the hell do even pronounce that?? It`s one thing to label your kids with phoney pseudo-Af/Am culture names, but when you can`t even spell them, it makes them look even dumber.
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    Krynn420 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    so she tattooed her favorite spices she uses in her recipes on her backside... what`s wrong with that?
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    TheBadSeed Male 40-49
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    July 11, 2012 at 12:00 am
    You for got to spell correctly, or is it forget?
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