Man Sloppily Makes Out With Rat On NYC Subway

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Weird

You stay classy, NYC.
There are 35 comments:
Female 57
mmmm, in and around my mouth.
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Male 25,416
ewwww
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Male 1,360
yeah that`s how tom green lost one of his testicles. smart move.
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Male 5,194
(rodent goes back to licking its ass)
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Male 2,855
nothing is more sacred than the love of man and rat
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Male 14,330
Patient zero........
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Female 2,525
@edana42,
I had a pet rat who used to try to stick her head in my mouth after I brushed my teeth because she liked the minty smell. She would try to lick it off of my teeth.
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Female 2,525
@Schr0dinger
WHAAAAAAAT? The average lifespan of a rat is 3-5 years, and they rarely live to be older than 3. They age 30 times faster than humans. The oldest known rat on record was 7 years old. Are you sure the animal you had was a rat? That seems impossible.
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Male 1,455
@edana42

...so what?
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Female 2,509
"No big deal really"

HE PUT A FREAKIN RAT IN HIS MOUTH!!!!
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Male 802
@thahellmouth
"Richard Gere!!!! "

Never go ass to mouth.
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Male 359
A friend of mine who died of cancer left me his pet rat. It was three years old when I got it and I was told rats never lived past 6 years. The damn thing lived to 11 years. I will say this about him. He ran to the door to meet me when I came home from work and rode on my shoulder almost constantly while I was in the house and always $Hhit in the bathtub.

All in all a smart and affectionate pet. Marlin, I miss you.
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Male 1,455
Apparently it`s his own pet and not a random rat from the subway. No big deal really.
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Male 160
Richard Gere!!!!
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Male 493
WTF WAS THAT?!
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Female 850
ok why did you need to do that.
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Male 9
Rats are awesome pets.
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Male 3,915
dude....peck at most...

wtfing f*ck
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Female 2,674
Yep, I bet that`s not the only orifice that rat`s been in.
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Male 734
Psychodelli must be a freak too.
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Male 164
Love it. That guys pretty freaking awesome. I drating love the city.
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Female 2,764
winning!
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Female 1,894
weirdo.. wat else does he do with that thing
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Female 2,027
WTF poor rat :(
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Female 133
I am ashamed to be from NYC
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Male 405
I`m sure hes got plenty of lube and duct tape for when he`s at home.
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Male 3,745
tada
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Male 15,510
Its nice they can express their love in public without worrying of what people would say
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Male 156
If he`ll do this in public, just imagine what he does in private.
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Female 383
Ok-ayy then..
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Male 801
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Female 96
Good thing he doesn`t have a dog.
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Female 531
o.o
that`s all i can say...
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Female 171
O_o
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Male 19,840
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