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112 Responses to Louis CK On The 10 Commandments [Pic]

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    i_rule_you Female 13-17
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    March 30, 2011 at 1:02 am
    Link: Louis CK On The 10 Commandments - YES! Louis CK hits the nail on the head again.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:16 am
    Every one of you can laugh your way RIGHT INTO HELL i tell ya what


    seriously though the bible is funny isn`t it? :P
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:17 am
    Never really thought about that.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Yeah, Ill laugh my way into hell. AS it is said that your hell matches the sin. Yay for an eternity of hard alcohol and nameless sex.
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    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:40 am
    LOL
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:41 am
    Thou shalt not commit adultry. I`m pretty sure that rape falls into that category.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:41 am
    Yes. I spelled it wrong.
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:46 am
    "Thou shalt not commit adultry. I`m pretty sure that rape falls into that category."

    It does if your married. To commit adultery you have to be married. If you have never been married then it would not fall under that.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Nope corpsecrank. Adultery is any sex act out of wedlock.

    That`s why it`s bad to have premarital sex. It is considered adultery.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:54 am
    This why the world will end in May 21
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:56 am
    religion is a funny thing...
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:00 am
    The Bible is outdated garbage.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Yay for religion bashing. Go back to 4chan, Anon.
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    Jayno Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:04 am
    "Thou shalt not commit adultry. I`m pretty sure that rape falls into that category."

    You can rape your wife, and that`s not adultery.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:16 am
    You can rape your wife, and that`s not adultery.

    but you`re suppose to listen to your husband, so its not rape...or something like that.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:17 am
    ""Thou shalt not commit adultry. I`m pretty sure that rape falls into that category."

    If you aren`t married then there is no adultery.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Corpsecrank To commit adultery you have to be married.

    Wrong, Any sex outside of someone you are married to is considered adultery, even if you have never married. That is the religious definition of the word, The legal definition inside a court of law varies though.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:18 am
    So if the woman getting raped uses the lords name in vain, she goes to hell and the rapist does not? Well that makes no goddamn sense.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:25 am
    @concetra:

    ANY SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE, INCLUDING PRE-MARITAL, IS ADULTERY.

    Also, about the "raping your wife/husband" thing. This is not possible technically. You know that silly word in the vows. What was it? Oh yeah, OBEY.

    Also, Old Testament says wife must not deny the husbands sexual advances, but I won`t use that as argument.
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    onewhosinz Female 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Wow...
    Auburnjunkey... are you really that stupid or are you just trolling?
    I`m speechless at your asinine comments.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:33 am
    @onewho: What are you talking about?

    I said the bible verse about wife submitting to the husband was wrong (outdated). Is that what you are talking about?

    If it`s about the "obey" thing. Yes, that`s a marriage vow, and it goes both ways. I have given it to my wife when I didn`t want to, but she did. Part of the job love. ;)
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:41 am
    Good thing I don`t give a poo ^^
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:42 am
    More proof that a vague set of incomplete rules 2000 years old isn`t exactly the best moral compass to live your life by.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:46 am
    actually auburnjunky is 100% right. the other idiots are taking just one tiny part of the religion and taking it out of context. auburnjunky takes the whole picture of what religion mandates.
    Now, im an atheist and i believe religion to be moronic, but those are their rules and ways
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    Frankii Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Really? Do people have to have a go at religion? If we`re not hurting anyone can`t we believe what we want? If I thought the world spun on the end of a giant unicorn`s head or that it really was like Discworld would it make any difference to your life at all? Don`t have a go at all of us. The nutters yes, those you can have a go at but not every Christian in the world please, some of us are pretty damn normal
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:01 am
    @CrakrJak & @Corpsecrank

    >>ANY SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE, INCLUDING PRE-MARITAL, IS ADULTERY.

    That’s how its seen now. The bible stats Adultery is when a WOMAN has sex with some that no her husband. Men can not commit adultery.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:05 am
    I forgot Leviticus 20:10
    A man can commit adultery with another man’s wife
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:05 am
    auburnjunky - ""raping your wife/husband" thing. This is not possible technically"

    I don`t think you understand `rape` or you wouldn`t say that.
    It`s not about sex.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
    @Frankii

    "If we`re not hurting anyone can`t we believe what we want?"

    Of course you can!

    All you need to do now is, you know, actually stop hurting people.
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Rape happens inside marriage as well. But that isn`t adultery for anyone.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
    I was more amused by his facial expression in the last frame. It screams, "mehhh, say, meeehhh!"
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Reference the correct commandment:

    10: You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

    Rape violates the(her/his) body - which belongs to him/her(neighbor)
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    EgalM Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 9:35 am
    The Bible assumes people are slightly intelligent. In the sense that certain things don`t need to be repeated as much as others.

    Rape may not be in the Ten Commandments, but it is in the bible. Punishment includes being stoned to death or marriage. Not saying I agree with it, but it`s in the Old Testament.

    The new testament however skips over all these topics because the rules changed with Christ. To add to Mr.Lewis up there. Worshiping another god is the worst thing you can do, second worst would be take his name in vain, because it`s very disrespectful.

    Think about it for a second, how upset would your Mom be if you called your Dad a Motherf*cker right in front of her. Same concept.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:22 am
    "The Bible assumes people are slightly intelligent. In the sense that certain things don`t need to be repeated as much as others."

    But it doesn`t assume that people are intelligent enough to realise that calling your god a fag is probably not OK? Right... yet again an attempt at justifying religion fails.

    I have no problem with people believing in god (lower case g ;)) but what I always say to myself is, if there really is a god, he sounds like a douche. I mean seriously, who is so vein, dominating and smug as to command people to worship and pray to him and to lick his ass in simple terms.

    Worship all you want, I don`t want a god like that...
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:23 am
    A) He`s wrong, as previously stated.
    B) George Carlin did this much better.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:25 am
    This is from Louis CK`s show on FX called "Louie." Watch it. It is amazing.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:34 am
    @EgalM, overanalyze much? He`s a comedian, he`s making a joke that it is not specifically there. Take a breather and look up the definition of a joke, whether it be satire or riddles.

    Don`t equate religion to respecting your parents. Even those with no religion respect their parents. And no, the "rules" didn`t change in the NT. Your Christ followed them, he didn`t change them. Things that should have been common sense were added.
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:35 am
    @ EgalM You can`t be disrecpectful to something that doesn`t exist and is an man-made interpretation of a really really old story, It`s like if I said greek mythos is stupid,nobody cares, but if I say the christian God is stupid then it`s wrong, but to me it`s all the same thing religion is mythology taken as something real by stupid and weak people
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    Crasher53595 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:36 am
    "Rape violates the(her/his) body - which belongs to him/her(neighbor)"

    So they were totally cool with rape as long as a woman isn`t owned by anybody? Wouldn`t want to sully someone`s property.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 10:48 am
    @egalM, my mom would probably not be upset seeing as how it is an accurate statement.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Guys, some of you don`t know this, but there is nothing wrong with not believing in God. As a Christian I know there will be a penalty for this, but that doesn`t give me or anyone else the license to start judging. Everyone has heard the saying "You can lead a horse to water, but you can`t make it drink" well guess what Christians, that was probably geared towards us. It doesn`t mean that you won`t be sad for the person or people in your life that don`t accept Christ, all you can do is lead them as closely to Christ as you can and have faith that He will take over and that they might open up their minds and hearts to Him.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Guys, some of you don`t know this, but there is nothing wrong with not believing in God. As a Christian I know there will be a penalty for this, but that doesn`t give me or anyone else the license to start judging. Everyone has heard the saying "You can lead a horse to water, but you can`t make it drink" well guess what Christians, that was probably geared towards us. It doesn`t mean that you won`t be sad for the person or people in your life that don`t accept Christ, all you can do is lead them as closely to Christ as you can and have faith that He will take over and that they might open up their minds and hearts to Him.
    CoolerThanMe, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can`t make it drink" in that context means "You can try and convince someone of your bullsh*t religion, but that doesn`t mean they`ll be foolish enough to buy into it."
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:12 am
    No one HAS to buy into anything if they don`t WANT to. That`s the whole point. If you don`t want to know about God you don`t have to. I can`t force you too and neither can anyone else. If you did decide to invite Christ into your heart it is ultimately a decision only you can make, and only God will know if you are sincere.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:17 am
    @CoolerThanMe, really? What about those that have been raised in a religion and think it`s bullsh*t? Are you one of the Christians that are going to tell them that they were in the wrong denomination, or that they prayed wrong or that they weren`t really Christians because they didn`t feel "God" in their hearts? We don`t want your pity; your "sadness" for us is only frustrating because you don`t seem to understand that not only do we not care, but that we don`t believe anything happens after we die, other than we`re dead.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:19 am
    God said "thou shalt not kill" and sent the Israelites through Canaan on an orgy of genocide. So it`s a relative commandment really.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:21 am
    CoolerThanMe, I`m atheist, but people like you are awesome. I understand the sentiment behind trying to convert me and greatly appreciate it. I must say that only really good friends (and a few mall non-nice individuals) have tried it and it was because they care about me. Eventually we all realize that we aren`t going to change anyone`s beliefs and that`s when we stop trying. I hate when people on both sides try to demonize the other, only broadens the divide between us all. Keep on being on awesome, dude.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Wow, the filter kinda screwed me over on the comment, I think they are arrogant a$$#0les, not non-nice individuals, they are plenty kind. These terms are not synonymous please get on this IAB.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:25 am
    It always amazes me to hear someone tell me I`m wrong about something I believe in, and then say they don`t care what I believe in. If the Bible says isn`t true than you have nothing to worry about.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Thanks kingpong, I really appreciate that. Don`t get me wrong, I would never stop trying, even if that means the only thing I can do is pray. But if God isn`t going to force you to love Him, I can`t either.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:29 am
    "It always amazes me to hear someone tell me I`m wrong about something I believe in, and then say they don`t care what I believe in. If the Bible says isn`t true than you have nothing to worry about."

    I didn`t say your beliefs were wrong. I said that atheists believe that when we`re dead, we`re dead. More often than not, we`re told that we`re wrong in not believing in anything because we just didn`t take the time to "feel God in our hearts".
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:30 am
    "if there really is a god, he sounds like a douche. I mean seriously, who is so vein, dominating and smug as to command people to worship and pray to him and to lick his ass in simple terms."

    That`s what Marcion thought too. He thought the god of the Hebrew bible (the creator god)was petty and ignorant and that Jesus was sent by another Stranger god who was higher than he to free mankind from the old god. The Nag Hammadi gnostic Christians took this farther and argued that the Hebrew god was actually evil in addition to being ignorant. No surprise then that they were all branded as heretics.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Your not wrong or right, your neutral. And I can completely appreciate that. I don`t fault you for believing what you do. Really my original post is to "Christians" who look down their nose`s at anyone who doesn`t believe the bible. It`s not up to use to judge the lost, but it is up to us to try and enlighten anyone on His word. What ends up getting forgotten is that there are some people who will never believe no matter what, and at that point all we can do as a faith, is pray.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:38 am
    CoolerThanMe, I completely understand, but it really would take divine intervention for most people. Go ahead and keep praying, but I know for me words alone won`t work. But please definitely let us know, it shows us you care in your own way.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:39 am
    use *us
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:42 am
    @CoolerThanMe, I understand now, your original message was lost in translation.

    @kingpoing, YOU might enjoy being told you`re being prayed for because you don`t believe in God, but most of us don`t. Most of us find it insulting, if not laughable. Are you sure you`re an atheist, though? Or are you just trolling?
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Thank you again kingpong, it`s my pleasure. And you`re right, it does take mare than words alone, it`s what you do as a Christian that really tells people about the faith.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 11:49 am
    kittehdee29, I don`t understand how it`s insulting to you that I would pray for you, but you don`t find it insulting that what I believe is laughable. Why is it that you can tell me that when I die noting happens but I can`t tell you I pray for you? I`m not offended, by the way, for the same reason you shouldn`t be offended. We think the other is wrong.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    I find it insulting and laughable because it`s patronizing and condescending. I`m not saying what you believe is wrong, again. What you believe is not laughable, but telling me you`re going to pray for me because I`m an atheist is. I understand that you think it`s a nice thing to do, and that`s fine. But for someone that doesn`t believe in it, likely because they were raised in a religion and found it to be more than a little fallible, it can be insulting.

    I have never had someone tell me they`re going to pray for me without having had a conversation prior. If they truly understood that there is nothing that they personally can do to change my mind, then they should know that telling me they`re going to pray for me to feel God`s presence is insulting and laughable. I can`t stop someone from praying for me if they see fit, but telling me they`re going to do so after they know how I feel is rude, especially if they pretend to care.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    I think the liberal use of prayer could very well be quite useful kittehdee. In the sense of someone selfishly saying "I will pray that you come to see the world like me"... yeah... no real good stuff there. But to pray that thousands of people find shelter and safety after a devastating natural disaster is another thing. Not saying that something magical might happen... just saying... maybe its a good thing to keep people in need in mind.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    @kittehdee29, how is it insulting that someone is looking out for your best interests? I`m aware that most atheists find it insulting, but that`s always bugged the piss out of me. Seriously, whether or not it does any good, anyone who goes out of their way to try and help me is a friend.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Hold on now, hold on. How do you know what is in her best interests???? Isn`t that a bit presumptuous??? I think in the context, she actually has a right to be offended. I wouldn`t go to a Christian and tell them I`m going to pray to Allah that they stray from their oh so wrong Christian ways... that would be offensive.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    @incubus, I`m not saying prayer in general is a bad thing, you missed my point entirely. I`m saying that when it`s specifically at me because I do not believe, it`s fruitless. If you`re going to pray for it, go out and do something about it as well.

    @kingpong, if the person praying for me was really my friend, then they would know that telling me they`re praying for me is not in my best interests. Maybe it`s your Bible Belt upbringing that has given you the mindset you have. If you want to consider someone not respecting your wishes as a friend, go right ahead, I`m not stopping you. Looking out for my best interests would be lending an ear or a shoulder, helping me with real problems, giving me advice I can actually use if I`m having a hard time with something, not praying that I see the light. I was enlightened long ago, and the only further enlightening that will happen will be through knowledge and change, not through prayer for me.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    If it`s about the "obey" thing. Yes, that`s a marriage vow, and it goes both ways.
    In any marriage vows I`ve ever heard (religious ones), only the bride has to promise to obey the husband, not the other way around.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    @incubus_inc, I`m not saying that it`s in her best interests, but if CoolerThanMe thinks it would make her life better, then I hope that he would want her to be Christian because it would make her (after)life better. I`m not saying he should force his views on her, but he believes that he is doing her a favor. There is nothing wrong with that and nobody is hurt.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    @kittehdee, it probably is my bible belt upbringing but whenever somebody lends me a hand, I`m grateful whether or not I need it. I`ve never had somebody say to me either they will pray for me or help me out with something else. The people who pray for me are really good friends and we got to be good friends because we help each other out and do all the things friends do. You can pray for somebody and still be productive, the two aren`t mutually exclusive.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    @kingpong, for claiming you`re an atheist, you seem to have little grasp on "best interests". The only person that knows my best interests is me, and this goes for everyone. Have you never heard of someone being hurt, usually emotionally, because someone else had their "best interests" in mind? Granted, I doubt anyone will be hurt by someone praying for them to be a Christian, but my best interests are my business unless I tell someone otherwise.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    I`m thinking I DIDN`T miss your point. I was just stating something of an opinion. I wish I could be in Japan helping right now, but then my life would go to poo... sometimes you gotta consider that reality is... reality?
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    And I don`t see how someone praying for me is lending a hand. "Let me lend you a hand by praying for you". If you`re praying that I, eg, find an apartment or a job, why don`t you ACTUALLY lend me a hand by helping me look for one in the paper or wanted ads?
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    @incubus, yeah, I understand that. From my experience, though, many of the people that pray for something do absolutely nothing to help the cause. If all you can do is donate a dollar, then donate a dollar. At this point, any little thing helps. If one has the means to help any further then by all means, do so. I rarely see anything outside of "I`m a Christian because I pray" yet that person does nothing to actually help anyone. I`m generalizing, yes, you you get the gist.
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    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    i enjoy looking at these photos, and then laughing to myself at all the long comments. Some are just rediculous, and its hilarious
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    meh...
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    nosecret Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    uh, wouldnt rape fall under "dont commit adultery"?? maybe thats just my take on it though.
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    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    kittehdee29 You hit the nail right on the head. Some Christians today are all talk and no action. I personally feel as though it gives the others a bad image. All I can do on here is talk to people and hope they hear what God is trying to say. In my personal life I do what I can to help whoever I can because I believe no one will take what I say seriously if I sit idly by and do nothing. And even though all I can do from my computer is pray for people to open their minds and hearts, I use my life to be the best example I know how.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    @Cooler, then you are a true Christian, and a good person. Hypocrisy was a large part of why I stopped believing, although there is far more to it now.
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    Aragnarok Male 30-39
    51 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    I love Louis CK, but I have to point out here the common mistakes made here. First of all taking God`s name in vain has absolutely nothing to do with swearing, having a pooty attitude or even making oaths. Add to the mix 99.999% of people actually have no idea what God`s name actually is I don`t think it will be much of a problem with the current level of ignorance on the subject matter. What it has to do with is the methodology of invocation and the power drawn upon. Again, these days good luck with that. Secondly, the issue of rape is pretty much covered by adultery but again our habit of being literal especially to our translated languages and current definitions sort of sidelines the point. We tend to ignore perspective in favor of current perceptions and end up piling ignorance on top of ignorance and somehow come out thinking we`ve made our case for whatever position you might support. When both sides then proceed to argue over points of ignorance then who really wins?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Oh Jesus Christ God damn it.
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    @ Aragnarok
    I don`t think god`s name matters.
    I mean, the name of MY imaginary friend doesn`t effect you at all, does it?
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    "uh, wouldnt rape fall under "dont commit adultery"?? maybe thats just my take on it though. "

    cheating on your wife/husband or having sex with someone`s wife/husband is COMPLETELY different than rape
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    @ Aragnarok

    I want to buy you a beer my friend!
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    @CoolerThanMe

    Internet hi-five. Well said brother.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    @kitteh, Had to go for a while, I`m back now though. It isn`t a great hand to lend from my perspective, but it`s still offering help. I`ve also never encountered somebody who would pray for me specifically and not also help me with car problems, home repairs, etc. I see it as like a greeting card, it`s really pointless but it just shows that that person cares about me. It`s a nice thought and that means a lot to me, whether or not it`s actually useful. And yes, nobody knows what`s best for you better than you, except for maybe doctors, but I don`t believe anyone has ever been hurt by a prayer, so your point doesn`t really apply to this situation. And yes, I`m definitely an atheist, but I understand the motivation for wanting me to be a believer and greatly appreciate the sentiment.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    @coyote:

    In order to rape, you have to have sex. Sex is adultery unless you are married.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    @auburnjunky, But what if I were to rape my estranged wife? Does that count?
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    The two greatest commandment are love the Lord your God with all your heart soul and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself.

    This guy`s dumb.
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    moomatz Male 40-49
    64 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Aragnarok, really. I think you dove a bit overboard. You managed to turn a poorly made half-assed post of a PICTURE of a live bit of comedy, into an even more half-assed explanation as to why any of it is somehow up for philosophical debate. Nice going. You must be quite lively at parties.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    @auburnjunky

    they can overlap but they don`t mean the same thing. you can rape your wife and its not adultery.
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    todayistodie Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    @auburnjunky

    REALLY? sweet gonna go home and rape my wife in the name of god!
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    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    If the commandments were actually followed, rape wouldn`t occur (see love your neighbor as yourself). I like Louis CK, but this is just him trying read between the lines.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    "you can rape your wife and its not adultery."

    According to the bible, you can`t rape your spouse.

    DON`T ROAST ME OVER THAT! I DON`T BELIEVE IT!
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    Lemuria Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    "I like Louis CK, but this is just him trying read between the lines."

    So are you saying that the bible does advocate raping somebody so long as you don`t take the Lord`s name in vain?
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    WalkerBoh170 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    @Lemuria

    Although not advocating, it doesn`t really punish except for a shotgun wedding:

    If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. -Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    "If the commandments were actually followed, rape wouldn`t occur (see love your neighbor as yourself)."

    What makes you think you know how i love myself?
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    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    So the girl gets raped and then has to marry the dude who is now in debt to her father. Eh?
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    Cruddup Male 30-39
    56 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    You have to covet before you can rape.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Reminds me of this...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32817 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    vv Like @Cruddup said, it`s in there! Just suffers from the translation... still mildly funny.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    @Milo, in those times if a woman was deflowered before marriage, she was useless to her family and chances are she would never find a husband because she wasn`t a virgin. By marrying her rapist, it was guaranteeing her security and it was more a punishment for her rapist than for her, although it couldn`t have been easy.

    Rapist owed her father because he stole goods, even though the goods were her cherry.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    So true CK
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    Crucible Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    If the Ten Commandments were the only laws I had to follow, I`d be a menace to society.
    I`d break everything.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Cruddup, firstly, no you don`t. Secondly, that only applies to married women.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    "thou shalt not steal"
    I feel like that sorta covers rape, right? I mean, at least with hookers
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    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:23 am
    @Musuko42 My point is that not all of us do, don`t hold me responsible for the weird ones who take things overboard and do hurt people. I can`t stop them, especially since most of them are in America XD
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 4:16 am
    Ha Louis CK is great
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    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 4:44 am
    The ten commandments were written in the old testament. Technically, people who follow the bible should be Christian, no longer Jewish, because Jesus said to follow his ways . He only had two commands, and those were to love God and neighbor. Love, of course, will not be the driving force for rape...
    Unless it is... >.>
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    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:18 am
    In the words of Louis C.K.
    "I`m not condoning rape, obviously, you should never rape anyone... unless you have a reason, like you wanna f*** someone and they won`t let you; in which case what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don`t rape them?"

    Louis CK is funny.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Jesus was a Jew, Kottin. And people today should be jews.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:56 am
    "If the commandments were actually followed, rape wouldn`t occur (see love your neighbor as yourself)."

    Actually I see that as the bible saying to rape them...
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    "Jesus was a Jew"

    He was born Hebrew. That does not make him a Jew. The Romans labeled him a Jew, but the Jews disowned him.
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    @auburnjunky Jesus was Jewish, his family were Jewish and he was brought up as such, going to synagogues etc. His primary preaching was to the Jews because they were God`s people, and he was hated by his own people (the Jews), he went out and spread the word to the gentiles and others and told his disciples to do the same (Matthew 28: 18-20, Romans 1: 16).

    On another note Jesus states in Matthew 22 vs 34-40 (Yay kid`s songs!) "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul and all your mind. Love your neighbour as yourself. No commandment is greater than these." I doubt anyone really truly wants to be raped (or perhaps some do?!) If one loves someone as they themselves wish to be loved by others then would rape be so common?
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    No, rape isn`t one of the ten commandments. But if you go around raping strangers, you`re at significant risk of breaking the adultery one. And yes, it would count as adultery when the victim`s married and you aren`t.

    Actually, come to think of it, the Bible doesn`t directly forbid rape when both parties are unmarried. Instead, the parties involved count as automatically married. Considering that women didn`t work in the Biblical era, this would constitute an economic punishment for the rapist; either he`d have to support the victim for life, or else he`d have to pay her family a divorce settlement.

    This, of course, is one of many reasons why only nutcases take the Bible literally.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 6:32 am
    that explain the rapist priests!
    @auburnjunk, go and love yourself1
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    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Isn`t rape covered under #10? "You shall not covet your neighbor`s house; you shall not covet your neighbor`s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor`s" Exodus 20:17 NKJV

    @Auburjunky: pardon my ignorance but what is the difference between a Hebrew and a Jew?

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