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Date: 03/05/11 08:30 AM

38 Responses to Lebanese Guy Blends In For Citizenship [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of madmaxwell
    madmaxwell Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Lebanese Guy Blends In For Citizenship - Looks like he`s a native American to me, right? Nothing suspicious here.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:35 am
    dumb. Why would you want to blend in to begin with?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2011 at 8:35 am
    lol... bush.
  4. Profile photo of Theist17
    Theist17 Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2011 at 8:37 am
    This guy must either really love America or really hate Lebanon.
  5. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:32 am
    hah brilliant
  6. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Native american wut?
  7. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:45 am
    I love his moustache!
  8. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Anyone ever seen the cartoon Invader Zim?
  9. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    March 5, 2011 at 10:27 am
    yes...every episode itellifyou....

    but this isn`t a chatroom....so Y U no finish your comment??
  10. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Native American?? Looks Italian.. hehe too cute though- but buddy you`re trying too hard!
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Definitely read that as lesbian guy.
  12. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    March 5, 2011 at 11:03 am
    If this was not staged as satire, I embrace his enthusiasm for the United States and wish him the best in life.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:15 am
    USA! USA! US... wtf?
  14. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:57 am
    "Native American" you mean like an Iroquois Indian?
  15. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Is this in reference to what Apu did when he needed to apply for citizenship?
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    wow, awesome disguise
  17. Profile photo of 5ofclubs
    5ofclubs Male 18-29
    90 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    if he was a real American he would be looking at porn and eating something. AMERICAAA!!! F*CK YEAH
  18. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Native American? Which of the 500 is he trying to be? Looks like he`s try for the Imperial Republic of the United States...
  19. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, guys. There is a big difference between native American and Native American.
    l2propernoun.
  20. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Salvadore Dali had a Lebanese grandson?
  21. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    Lebanese? Looks full blooded American to me!
  22. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3876 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    git r done
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    March 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    If this was not staged as satire, I embrace his enthusiasm for the United States and wish him the best in life.

    Likewise, although it`s over the top from my point of view.

    If you move to a country permanently and take nationality there, you should become of that country, all the way. I wouldn`t be that overt about it personally, but that`s me.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Real Americans don`t use macs.
  25. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    `Real *me****n* don`t use macs.`
    FIXED
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    nice `stach dude!!!
  27. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    What an awesome mustache...
  28. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    Citizenship needed here? Since when? 1950 or something. Now days people just cross the southern border and live here.

    You can say you are illegal and you can get medical care, welfare, schooling for kids, section 8 housing. In fact you can get everything except deported.

    So why bother with citizenship? If you do then you are a bigger sucker than the Amnericans who let you sponge off them.
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 12:06 am
    fivezones: what a delightfully parochial, paranoid, far-right-wing, xenophobic, nationalist attitude you have. Dude, America is America BECAUSE of all the nationalities that converge there, with all their skills, all their experiences etc. America is America because it`s a melting pot. It`s what made America great.

    And unless you`re Native American, then you have no place telling people to f*ck off home to their country, because their papers aren`t in order. Those people are wiping up your sh*t, cleaning your garbage, and laundering you bedsheeds. Jobs you don`t want to do.

    The Americans that are "unemployed" would not take those kinds of jobs, same thing happens in my home of the UK. You should be grateful rather than xenophobic. The very people that you rail against that should be sent home are the very people that prop up your society...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 12:07 am
    In the face of China, people like you should be welcoming all the help you can get. What if your family was turned away at Ellis Island (bearing in mind, not trying to be an ass, but I own furniture older than your country).

    You should learn to be grateful for immigrants. After all, you were one, once.
  31. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 2:49 am
    what no mcdonalds?
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 5:17 am
    Interestingly extremist position you have there, davymid. I`m curious about exactly how far you take it.

    For example:

    Are you in favour of allowing people to choose which country`s laws apply to them at any given time, regardless of where they are?

    Are you in favour of banning opposition to conquest by politics and numbers?

    Or maybe you lean another way:

    Are you in favour of completely dismantling nations and having one world state?
  33. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 9:24 am
    @davymids First of all, I was never an immigrant. I was born in America, but my ancestors were immigrants. Big difference there chief. I think everyone realizes that America was founded on the hard work and sweat of an immigrant population. America contiues to thrive from immigrant professionals.

    There is a growing problem of people immigrating into this country illegally. What Americans are upset at are people who are working here illegally. Somehow, I doubt our Lebanese friend is working here illegally.

    In America, we rely on immigrants to fill prestigious positions at top universities. At the university I attend, the majority of deans and directors are immigrants. We are thankful to have them.

    Immigrants are not bad, America thrives becaue we accept them. But, illegal immigrants undermine our economy. If you don`t get this point, then please, seek education.
  34. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 11:16 am
    America was founded on death and conquest. Native americans are brown.
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    What, not fat?
  36. Profile photo of squoggle
    squoggle Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Aww poor illegal immigrants all disadvantaged because of where they were born, and you greedy people complaining that they don`t stay there?!?!?! GRR
  37. Profile photo of LunaticB83
    LunaticB83 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Wtf with his picture of George W. Bush...idiot!
  38. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Moustache makes him look like and eccentric evil villain.

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