Lebanese Guy Blends In For Citizenship [Pic]

Submitted by: madmaxwell 5 years ago Funny

Looks like he"s a native American to me, right? Nothing suspicious here.
There are 38 comments:
Male 1,678
Moustache makes him look like and eccentric evil villain.
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Male 24
Wtf with his picture of George W. Bush...idiot!
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Female 158
Aww poor illegal immigrants all disadvantaged because of where they were born, and you greedy people complaining that they don`t stay there?!?!?! GRR
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Male 15,510
What, not fat?
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Male 2,579
America was founded on death and conquest. Native americans are brown.
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Male 734
@davymids First of all, I was never an immigrant. I was born in America, but my ancestors were immigrants. Big difference there chief. I think everyone realizes that America was founded on the hard work and sweat of an immigrant population. America contiues to thrive from immigrant professionals.

There is a growing problem of people immigrating into this country illegally. What Americans are upset at are people who are working here illegally. Somehow, I doubt our Lebanese friend is working here illegally.

In America, we rely on immigrants to fill prestigious positions at top universities. At the university I attend, the majority of deans and directors are immigrants. We are thankful to have them.

Immigrants are not bad, America thrives becaue we accept them. But, illegal immigrants undermine our economy. If you don`t get this point, then please, seek education.
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Male 12,365
Interestingly extremist position you have there, davymid. I`m curious about exactly how far you take it.

For example:

Are you in favour of allowing people to choose which country`s laws apply to them at any given time, regardless of where they are?

Are you in favour of banning opposition to conquest by politics and numbers?

Or maybe you lean another way:

Are you in favour of completely dismantling nations and having one world state?
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Female 2,027
what no mcdonalds?
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Male 12,138
In the face of China, people like you should be welcoming all the help you can get. What if your family was turned away at Ellis Island (bearing in mind, not trying to be an ass, but I own furniture older than your country).

You should learn to be grateful for immigrants. After all, you were one, once.
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Male 12,138
fivezones: what a delightfully parochial, paranoid, far-right-wing, xenophobic, nationalist attitude you have. Dude, America is America BECAUSE of all the nationalities that converge there, with all their skills, all their experiences etc. America is America because it`s a melting pot. It`s what made America great.

And unless you`re Native American, then you have no place telling people to f*ck off home to their country, because their papers aren`t in order. Those people are wiping up your sh*t, cleaning your garbage, and laundering you bedsheeds. Jobs you don`t want to do.

The Americans that are "unemployed" would not take those kinds of jobs, same thing happens in my home of the UK. You should be grateful rather than xenophobic. The very people that you rail against that should be sent home are the very people that prop up your society...
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Male 1,021
Citizenship needed here? Since when? 1950 or something. Now days people just cross the southern border and live here.

You can say you are illegal and you can get medical care, welfare, schooling for kids, section 8 housing. In fact you can get everything except deported.

So why bother with citizenship? If you do then you are a bigger sucker than the Amnericans who let you sponge off them.
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Male 2,748
What an awesome mustache...
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Female 3,598
nice `stach dude!!!
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Male 773
`Real *me****n* don`t use macs.`
FIXED
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Male 1,107
Real Americans don`t use macs.
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Male 12,365
[quote]If this was not staged as satire, I embrace his enthusiasm for the United States and wish him the best in life.[/quote]

Likewise, although it`s over the top from my point of view.

If you move to a country permanently and take nationality there, you should become of that country, all the way. I wouldn`t be that overt about it personally, but that`s me.
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Female 4,086
git r done
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Male 2,988
Lebanese? Looks full blooded American to me!
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Male 3,472
Salvadore Dali had a Lebanese grandson?
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Male 773
Wow, guys. There is a big difference between native American and Native American.
l2propernoun.
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Male 2,229
Native American? Which of the 500 is he trying to be? Looks like he`s try for the Imperial Republic of the United States...
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Male 90
if he was a real American he would be looking at porn and eating something. AMERICAAA!!! F*CK YEAH
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Male 25,416
wow, awesome disguise
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Male 222
Is this in reference to what Apu did when he needed to apply for citizenship?
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Male 769
"Native American" you mean like an Iroquois Indian?
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Male 5,194
USA! USA! US... wtf?
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Male 1,404
If this was not staged as satire, I embrace his enthusiasm for the United States and wish him the best in life.
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Male 447
Definitely read that as lesbian guy.
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Female 3,696
Native American?? Looks Italian.. hehe too cute though- but buddy you`re trying too hard!
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Male 3,915
yes...every episode itellifyou....

but this isn`t a chatroom....so Y U no finish your comment??
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Male 161
Anyone ever seen the cartoon Invader Zim?
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Female 68
I love his moustache!
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Male 2,332
Native american wut?
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Female 3,001
hah brilliant
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Male 45
This guy must either really love America or really hate Lebanon.
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Male 10,440
lol... bush.
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Male 10,440
dumb. Why would you want to blend in to begin with?
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Male 2
Link: Lebanese Guy Blends In For Citizenship [Pic] [Rate Link] - Looks like he`s a native American to me, right? Nothing suspicious here.
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