Ke$ha, What The Hell Happened To You? [4 Pics]

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago in Entertainment

How does one"s body turn into a rectangle?
There are 172 comments:
Male 759
Nothing happened to her... was anyone paying attention? She always looked like that.
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Female 249
for once i wanted to see a "SHOPPED!" comment and it was nowhere to be found :(
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Male 59
It`s covered by her granny panties
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Male 3
deos anyone else notice that she doesnt have a belly button
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Male 59
Body by Jack Daniels.
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Female 1,264
She`s not fat. She does have a very unfortunate body shape.
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Male 113
At least she looks clean for once.
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Male 2,690
Did anyone ever actually think she was ever hott? I`m thinking no.
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Male 9
...and the party just stopped when she walked in...
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Male 543
eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
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Female 126
ke$ha now reminds me of pixyteri`s body! lol
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Female 45
i knew she was a man.
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Male 2,796
Disgusting
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Male 38
Where are the 6 others pics from fancy C: drive
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Male 1,569
she looks like the first design for Eve that had been thrown away by God in the trashcan
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Female 956
She always did look like this, people just never saw the real her, only ripped stockings and big hair.

Everyone is shaped differently, so effing what. Get over it.
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Male 3,631
Ha Wraithix, I remember from last time! I don`t remember what the exhibit was that time but how was it received?
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Male 521
Alright, it`s official. Can her 15 minutes be up now?
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Female 452
I guess she just has a huge ribcage.
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Male 156
Christ, she looks like Marvin Tikvah.
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Male 177
Oh I am sending this to my friend. He always tells me how hot she is.

Also when I hear here singing, it reminds me of this par par part youtube.com/watch?v=g_GMxauCmaY
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Male 1,162
dude, kesha was never hot. She just sings about slutty things and thus people get turned on, excuse me, adolescent people.
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Male 1,744
not being airbrushed on the cover of a magazine for once is what happened
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Male 197
Obviously her head shopped onto a middle aged cross-dressing manblob.
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Male 976
Don`t care about her weight, don`t care for her music... just... don`t care.
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Female 870
LOL @Tn11
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Male 25
now she look even more like a man. hooray!
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Male 2,344
Never found her attractive. Looks even more like John Travolta.
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Male 1,451
So.... she looks exactly like she did before she got thin and famous?
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Male 3,915
Belly buttons are for chumps!

nice bottoms there Tri$ha
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Male 2,893
She found the nachos.
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Male 61
is that actually her?
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Male 10,338
Holy poo guys. It`s a person that actually looks like a person.

I`d hit it.
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Female 165
Wow. O-O
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Female 182
lol rectangle
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Female 1,963
I am not a fan of her music.

Or was there something else I was intended to comment on here?
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Female 233
Oh my Gawd- It`s a HUMAN sized celeb! We must drag it through the mud until it`s dead!

God, guys, really. Grow up.
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Male 5,141
Tic tac on the clock and my belly don`t stop!
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Female 1,604
I am shaped like a rectangle unfortunately
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Male 214
that`s a man baby!
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Male 510
she was always this big, they shopped her photo on the album covers and put makeup on her cheeks to make her look skinnier
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Female 1,743
She looks like Courtney Love.
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Male 6,694
Well. Thats just bad. Thats not even fat. Its just bad.
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Male 1,587
holy crap the salt water managed to get her clean.
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Male 670
and who is this again?
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Female 2,509
just because they make it in your size doesn`t mean you should wear it, `specially in public
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Male 5,194
Not a bikini bod. Sorry, Ke$ha.
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Female 9,557
I never liked her.
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Male 149
turn in to? she always had that weird body
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Male 1,737
So now she`s getting fat and is still ugly, meh. <insert generic comment about parents forcing her fame> <insert generic comment about auto-tune> <insert generic question about when her 15mins will finally be over>
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Male 1,610
I`m bored with people finding sexism/racism in posts that have neither.
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Female 170
Really thought (hoped) it was shopped at first Oo...
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Female 177
some sexism is fun :) Oops, i spoke out of place, back to the kitchen I go to make a sandwhich!

But seriously, don`t be so serious :P
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Male 242
We need more sexism!
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Male 1,569
She really needs some photoshopping
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Female 535
wow cool it`s a body
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Female 77
I`m bored with the sexism.
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Female 420
McGovern1981 loooool!

Seriously though, she is massive, 6ft tall and pretty burly. I don`t think she`s ever been described as petite and there especially is nowhere to hide in a bikini.
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Male 55
@Mirokufan

You can enjoy her music all you would like, if you want to call it music. But never say that that woman has talent, because it takes no talent to pay other people to put together a beat and record you talking over it.
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Male 159
She makes her own music?
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Female 6,381
Gawd, that`s what I look like, many years after a tumor operation and gallons of Prednisone. Seriously. Maybe she`s sick.
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Male 77
Honestly, I agree that she looks really unattractive here, but you know what, I still think she makes damn good music that`s catchy and I can dance and have fun to.

The reason I disagree with people about her not having talent is because, even if you think she can`t sing, there`s really no denying that the songs she makes aren`t damn catchy and just pure fun. Honestly, I think that`s a talent in it`s own right anyways.
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Male 10,440
MINECRAFT!
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Male 14,331
All that semen had to go somwhere.
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Female 1,784
the bathing suit does not help at all
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Male 196
She (it) was a hideous ditch pig from the start
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Male 684
i dont think i have ever seen pictures of her body looking good. I think she just has an unfortunate skeletal structure, cause she isn`t really that overweight. what ever happened to the days where how someone looked had little to do with their music career? oh yeah, MTV started shallowing out the culture pool...
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Male 407
I saw this on tv lastnite and I got a headache right after
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Male 58
she looks like that because she used to be (maybe still is depending on your taste) really fat and fugly, i think there was a post a couple of months ago showing her in high school and she was pretty chubby.
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Female 7,992
That is the most unflattering bathing suit I have ever seen, but I am quite glad to see the pictures as I have a nasty suspicion that is the shape I would go if I put on too much weight.
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Male 289
Id totally still hit that
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Female 60
I don`t like her music, but I don`t know her. It`s her body, why do I care?
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Male 79
Things I thought I`d never see. SpongeBob Squarepants wearing your moms bikini...
(retches)
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Female 2,525
She doesn`t look like she`s fat. Just really strangely shaped.
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Male 3,060
seriously, who the f u c k is keisha. honestly, i have no clue. and by the looks of it, i don`t want to know.
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Female 177
Ewww.
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Female 1,894
wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
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Male 165
jesus christ
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Female 535
wow cool it`s a body
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Male 759
Nothing happened to her... was anyone paying attention? She always looked like that.
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Female 4,039
LOL Listypops!
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Male 228
What do you mean, `what happened?` She was always uhg... lee.
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Male 2,619
Yeah I do like women with a bit of meat on them. But this is just wrong. So shapeless its terrifying.
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Male 535
this seems to be legit o.O
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Female 2,027
yeh she awlays was ugly, just dressed like a whore
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Male 2,528
What` do you mean "what happened"?

She`s always been an ugly, no talent hack.
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Female 570
it`s like the stomach was taken from another person or something...
is she the daughter of frankenstein?
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Male 97
How does one`s body turn into a rectangle?

When you`re dating this guy^
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Male 85
Built Ford Tough!
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Male 25,417
Is this real?
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Male 3,147
"How does one`s body turn into a rectangle? "


Usually the culprit is a widely available toxic substance known as `Wedding Cake`.
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Male 90
How can you be fat and still have a flat ass and small boobs? Worst of both worlds
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Female 781
She`s built like a Lego man!
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Male 2,988
i dont think that is her
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Male 171
@IWMSGAN - Too true, She wasn`t attractive and never will be.

You suck Ke dollar sign Ha.
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Male 76
Is this real life?
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Male 6,737
She`s always been ugly.
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Male 812
Too much alcohol and glitter.
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Female 113
What do you mean what happened to her? She was never attractive to being with.
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Male 183
who is Ke$ha?
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Male 577
I think it`s just that hideous bathing suit. It`s really drating ugly and it`s an extremely unflattering cut.
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Male 55
She looks like a Tetris piece.
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Male 86
too much partying
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Male 588
OMG SHE IS NORMAL (duh)
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Female 240
I swear its the goddamned cut of that hideous bathing suit
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Male 291
Why is John Travolta wearing a bikini?
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Male 2,138
Gravity is winning
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Male 54
i have never found her attractive. and her "music" is complete sh*t
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Male 1,071
yuck
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Male 216
#3 winning.
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Female 494
kind of ewww. she needs a stylist and a personal trainer. I`m sure she can afford it. I`m evil... :/
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Male 2,579
MY GOD
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Male 161
Try this:
Stare at the first picture for 10 seconds, then try to imitate the sound you think she was making.
I did and my dog growled at me.
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Male 639
I`d say nothing has happened, she wasn`t attractive a year ago, she isn`t now. I`m still trying to figure out why she`s famous; she lacks talent, attractiveness, uniqueness, personality, etc. Most famous people have at least one of these qualities, none apply to her.
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Male 256
"No, no, you sound good." "No, no you look good." "What you`re not making money for me anymore? Try cocaine. Still no? `Our lawyers have informed us that we reserve the right in all imperpituidousnessinsanillly to disinterpret your contract in our favor."" you are now the gutter trash from whence you came.
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Female 583
It`s not that she`s not thin...it`s that she`s a drating polygon.
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Female 525
I`m more intrigued subby asked "what happened to you?" She`s always looked like this.
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Male 132
What do you mean "what happened?" she always looked like this.
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Male 474
who is this and why should I care?
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Male 1,008
eeewwwwwwww
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Female 803
Now she doesn`t even have her body going for her.

This makes me feel good about myself, seriously. I don`t have a strangely shaped body, and I have talent. Awesome.
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Male 7,378
Wow are you kidding? She looks like one of Dr. Frankenstein`s patients.
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Male 237
yeesh.
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Female 23
c`mon, we all knew this was coming
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Male 758
Oddly, it`s actually kind of cool to see a (regrettable) pop star not adhering to the `must look sexy` benchmark.
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Male 3,842
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again. I still can`t figure out if Ke$ha is supposed to be a man in drag or just a really ugly woman.
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Male 59
I`d still have sex with her.

Granted, I have low standards, so that`s not saying much.
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Male 10,440
Why is there a dollar sign in her name? Should I care?
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Male 740
oh my god. i have no idea what she looks like normally but damn
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Male 182
I guess brushing your teeth with a bottle of jack wasn`t the best idea.
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Female 62
that wouldn`t look good even if she hadn`t put on a few
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Male 11
omfg ew
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Male 2,390
I`m glad I don`t know who she is..
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Male 379
It`s a man, man.
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Male 39,531

You boys better get used to it.
Most women look like that by the time they`re 30.
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Male 1,083
that is a grandma bikini. someone tricked her.
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Female 2,761
At least I have curves...

maybe too many...

But shape none the less!
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Male 190
"She`s shaped like a middle aged man. "

She is a middle aged man.
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Male 1,815
That would be disgusting even if she weren`t a celebrity.
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Female 1,008
She`s shaped like a middle aged man.
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Female 1,203
huh finally a star gains weight after becoming famous instead of being anorexic...must be all the alcohol and the um...man juice...she`s been drinking though...
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Female 1,112
The belly button is in her granny binkini!

Mweebles HAHAHAHAH! She has a 50 yr old mom body. I`d request cheezies from her at said slumber party.
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Female 1,589
I never understood high waistline pants. They don`t are very difficult to make look flattering on anyone. It`s common knowledge that they will make your upper body look shorter, and unless you have a very long torso (not just being tall, cause tall people can have short torsos, but long legs) then you won`t be able to pull it off.
Thus, why she looks like a rectangle. She should not dress herself, cause she clearly has no idea what her body looks like. Just cause you see it in all the magazines, doesn`t mean it will look good on you.
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Male 359
Who?
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Male 645
[quote=lemonstand]at first i thought it was photoshopped... then i puked in my mouth a little[/quote]

lmfao
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Male 12,138
Who? Man, I`m out of touch with the kids these days.

[quote]She has no belly-button -must be a clone.[/quote]
Godammit, you`re right. Had to do a double-take. Maybe she`s Eve.
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Male 645
So it really is John Travolta in drag.
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Male 373
no ass
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Male 33
well at least her voice is "attractive"
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Male 128
Wow. This is serious...
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Female 282
wtf the bottom of her bikini is like crosshatch granny panties. Who designs this poo?
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Male 15,510
What a weird body!
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Male 3,482
I never found her attractive in the first place.

This just makes me cringe...
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Male 3
She has no belly-button.
-must be a clone.
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Male 5,314
*barf*
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Female 631
what the.. i is confuzzled..
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Male 977
what the fuuuuuck!
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Female 154
Unfortunately it is real. She looks a lot better in this swimsuit though ... http://tinyurl.com/4auyjjp
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Female 19
I`d like to see what she looks like in a slightly less hideous swim suit. I think part of her rectangular body can be blamed on one of the most unflattering swimming suits ever.
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Male 1,598
She just went back to her original state. Look at her high school year book pictures
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Male 1,244
I`m pretty sure she always looked like this...
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Female 240
There are bathing suits that fit a rounder body better than something that makes her look like my 80 year old grandma does in her bathing suit.
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Female 132
all that beer...
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Male 2,034
OH dear god...
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Male 1,292
worse than japan...... yeaaah
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Female 193
Are you sure that is her?
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Female 1,652
Hmmm. I would have thought Kesha was a scrawny type of girl from the pics I had seen. She doesn`t look bad. I`d have a slumber party in her basement.
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Male 644
First of all... she brushes here teeth with a bottle of Jack....
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Male 118
Good god. And I thought the last ones were bad.
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Female 154
I`m having a really hard time believing this for some reason
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Female 169
at first i thought it was photoshopped... then i puked in my mouth a little
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Female 1,603
Link: Ke$ha, What The Hell Happened To You? [4 Pics] [Rate Link] - How does one`s body turn into a rectangle?
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