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Date: 03/31/11 07:14 AM

38 Responses to Introducing: The Machete Slingshot

  1. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:16 am
    Link: Introducing: The Machete Slingshot - For when running at someone wielding a machete with a crazed look in your eye is not enough.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:27 am
    If your target is 8 feet away and you have a machete, you don`t need that contraption. The bonus being you get to keep the machete.
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:31 am
    Wow, he shot a cardboard box. I could have thrown the knife through the box from that distance.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:31 am
    I spoke to him once. He`s mad, but sure makes nice slingshots...
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:31 am
    SO the guy risks amputating his arm to use a machete slinghot on a enemy thats 6 feet away
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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:41 am
    He said it was only for the purpose of getting attention on YouTube and not very useful as a weapon. At least he`s honest :)
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    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:41 am
    ...this guy
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:48 am
    He is so GQ with his ESPIRIT shirt on.
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:32 am
    throwing the machete would have been as effective
  10. Profile photo of LegosFTW
    LegosFTW Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:44 am
    I think he`s only saying its not an effective weapon so when the big war finally happens, he`s the only one armed with machete slingshots.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:53 am
    This is what unemployment does to America...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:02 am
    What if your target isnt 8ft. in front of you ?
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:26 am
    In general - throwing your knife away in a fight is not a great idea. Sure - if you hit them it can be great. Otherwise, you are weaponless against an opponent who now has a new machete.
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:39 am
    @Student_law : The guy is German.
  15. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:42 am
    How can I waste an exorbitant amount of time creating a way to puncture cardboard from 8 feet away with my super sweet machete? EUREKA!!

    Whatever you think of it, at least he knows it`s pointless. He even admits that it`s good for nothing more than attracting attention on YouTube.
  16. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:43 am
    So, he`s invented an oversized, underpowered, unwieldy variation of a crossbow.
  17. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Yeah I saw all of his videos this guy is batpoo insane,he made a slingshot that can crack a coconut...
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:13 am
    this wins as the absolute last weapon i`d ever choose during a zombie apocalypse award
  19. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:15 am
    @ChrisMunich: Oh, i was talking about all the comments here you know.. from all the Americans. They don`t have anything else to do?

    It`s sad!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:16 am
    We are so ready now, bring it on Zombies!
  21. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:31 am
    You`d be better off whacking things with the contraption than actually using it haha.
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    AsdaPrice Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:36 am
    I thought he was gonna fire the slingshot at the kitteh..
  23. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:50 am
    As long as it keeps him occupied and out of MY yard
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:10 am
    machetes aren`t even a stabbing weapon
  25. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Wow... 5 feet away and it goes straight into CARDBOARD !!!

    Impressive


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    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 11:46 am
    ....There`s a slingshot channel?
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    He owned that cardboard
  28. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Love the large, bleeding gash on his arm.
  29. Profile photo of Mirage6
    Mirage6 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    People have weird hobbies
  30. Profile photo of Mechi
    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Weird hobbies indeed bro...
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Thanks Hans but I`ll stick to your great grandfather`s
    7mm X 57mm Mauser
  32. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    He should upgrade it to a machete launching crossbow.
  33. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    how far can it shoot? if you have to be 3 feet away before you can fire you might as well throw it!
  34. Profile photo of Milo_Pretzel
    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Some power. xD
  35. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    has anyone noticed he sounds a lot like elmer fudd
  36. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    I have a feeling this thing is going to happen, only the results wont be a mild headache for a few days.
  37. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    Hahahahahahaha You can now kill people four feet away from you, maybe.
  38. Profile photo of MonkHarvest
    MonkHarvest Male 30-39
    47 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! or anywhere!

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