Introducing: The Machete Slingshot

Submitted by: Sajo 6 years ago in Entertainment

For when running at someone wielding a machete with a crazed look in your eye is not enough.
There are 38 comments:
Male 47
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! or anywhere!
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Male 730
Hahahahahahaha You can now kill people four feet away from you, maybe.
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Male 1,595
I have a feeling this thing is going to happen, only the results wont be a mild headache for a few days.
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Male 1,596
has anyone noticed he sounds a lot like elmer fudd
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Female 180
Some power. xD
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Female 3,598
how far can it shoot? if you have to be 3 feet away before you can fire you might as well throw it!
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Male 519
He should upgrade it to a machete launching crossbow.
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Male 3,477
Thanks Hans but I`ll stick to your great grandfather`s
7mm X 57mm Mauser
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Male 133
Weird hobbies indeed bro...
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Male 25
People have weird hobbies
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Male 181
Love the large, bleeding gash on his arm.
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Male 25,416
He owned that cardboard
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Male 306
....There`s a slingshot channel?
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Male 4,807
Wow... 5 feet away and it goes straight into CARDBOARD !!!

Impressive


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Male 490
machetes aren`t even a stabbing weapon
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Male 2,145
As long as it keeps him occupied and out of MY yard
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Male 79
I thought he was gonna fire the slingshot at the kitteh..
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Male 4,793
You`d be better off whacking things with the contraption than actually using it haha.
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Male 15,510
We are so ready now, bring it on Zombies!
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Male 1,010
@ChrisMunich: Oh, i was talking about all the comments here you know.. from all the Americans. They don`t have anything else to do?

It`s sad!
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Male 1,610
this wins as the absolute last weapon i`d ever choose during a zombie apocalypse award
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Male 423
Yeah I saw all of his videos this guy is batpoo insane,he made a slingshot that can crack a coconut...
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Male 15,832
So, he`s invented an oversized, underpowered, unwieldy variation of a crossbow.
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Male 876
How can I waste an exorbitant amount of time creating a way to puncture cardboard from 8 feet away with my super sweet machete? EUREKA!!

Whatever you think of it, at least he knows it`s pointless. He even admits that it`s good for nothing more than attracting attention on YouTube.
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Male 383
@Student_law : The guy is German.
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Male 629
In general - throwing your knife away in a fight is not a great idea. Sure - if you hit them it can be great. Otherwise, you are weaponless against an opponent who now has a new machete.
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Male 6,693
What if your target isnt 8ft. in front of you ?
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Male 1,010
This is what unemployment does to America...
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Male 69
I think he`s only saying its not an effective weapon so when the big war finally happens, he`s the only one armed with machete slingshots.
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Male 648
throwing the machete would have been as effective
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Male 587
He is so GQ with his ESPIRIT shirt on.
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Male 260
...this guy
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Female 290
He said it was only for the purpose of getting attention on YouTube and not very useful as a weapon. At least he`s honest :)
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Male 868
SO the guy risks amputating his arm to use a machete slinghot on a enemy thats 6 feet away
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Male 1,226
I spoke to him once. He`s mad, but sure makes nice slingshots...
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Male 633
Wow, he shot a cardboard box. I could have thrown the knife through the box from that distance.
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Male 881
If your target is 8 feet away and you have a machete, you don`t need that contraption. The bonus being you get to keep the machete.
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Male 436
Link: Introducing: The Machete Slingshot [Rate Link] - For when running at someone wielding a machete with a crazed look in your eye is not enough.
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