If You`ve EVER Lost A Bike In Your Lifetime [Pic]

Submitted by: paddyt07 6 years ago in

You might want to talk to this guy...
There are 36 comments:
Male 7
Those are all the bikes of the children he lured into his van of "fantasy"...
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Male 25,417
cool
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Male 4,014
The day my bike was stolen in college was the day I lost my innocence and became a man. That Haro with the alloy teal blue rims, super lightweight, man it was sweet. I swear to god I even rode past the kid who stole it one day, but I didn`t stop to pursue him, for I had better things to do than chance my lost youth.
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Male 451
I TOTALLY saw my stolen bike in there! I know it was mine cuz I custom built it from scratch in 1979. It is the blue Team Mongoose, with Yellow mags, yellow tires, yellow seat and gold anodized gooseneck, handlebars and 3 piece crank!
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Male 2,436
Someone stole my car when I was grown-up :(
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Female 3,001
someone stole my bike when i was little :(
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Male 417
Looks like a mohawk
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Male 6,694
Why would you do that ?
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Male 773
Also, if you look at myu profile, it clearly says `Native Am.` O..it doesnt? Why does IAB ask for it then..?

Anyway, yes, that would explain my sticky fingers for bikes, if you wanna get racist about it. Ipods, loose change, puppies, Camaros, lock em all up, or theyre mine. :)
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Male 773
`He called you an n-word. When you type it in i-am-bored, it gets changed to "I am a racist!" just like the f-word gets changed to "drat." So, he actually called you a "piece of sh** n****r.`

Oh wow, I think thats the only censor I didnt know..or is it? Meh, don`t care. roosterroaches is still the best.

And kougaiji is definitely mad.
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Male 1,526
did someone here say nagger ? I`m appalled.
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Male 2,579
It looks sentient
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Male 2,988
and they are all stuck together
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Male 437
"First off, where did racism come into this?"

He called you an n-word. When you type it in i-am-bored, it gets changed to "I am a racist!" just like the f-word gets changed to "drat." So, he actually called you a "piece of sh** n****r."
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Male 734
Haha, look at the back tires!!
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Male 105
I want my Mongoose back!!
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Male 773
@kougaiji - Whoa, calm down there, kemosabe! one thing at a time!

First off, where did racism come into this?

Second, how does stealing bikes influence my place of residence, my sexuality, and my state of being?

Third, how do you know so many facts about me? You should probably give some tips to that Julia Roberts stalker. He wouldna gotten caught if he was as good of stalker as you are.

Fourth, you sound pretty mad. You mad?
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Male 1,744
i give him props for being able to tie all that up with just 3 chords
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Male 2,506
@smilin, same. Changed my life.
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Male 604
Ishiidafishy, you`re a drating mean person. A piece of poo I am a racist! dick. What a drating twat. Go back to your cave you semen sucking cesspool of a human being.
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Male 5,413
Collectors
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Male 773
Me and my buds used to get drunk, steal bikes, and ramp them into the river. All the time. It was how we got back at the draters who picked on us in highschool. Better than school shootings.

Haters gonna hate.
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Female 3,598
I got my bike stolen once. :-( made me really sad.
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Male 15,510
Someone is a fan
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Female 525
I would love to see a video showing how they stack crap like this, or like those pictures of cars in India or somewhere loaded down with all kinds of crap.
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Male 3
Calm down people. Its a bomber transport van.
I.e. Portland Zoo Bombers. They ride all kinds of bikes down a stretch of Burnside from the Zoo in the hills to downtown, then dump there bikes all together at the bottom and collect them all at once. More of a party scene than anything also...
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Male 1,587
DAMN YOU PEOPLE!! Bike stealers are the lowest of the low. It really hurts. Especially when it is your best source of transportation AND recreation.
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Male 519
Bikes - they attack in packs, to bring down large prey.
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Male 3,745
i swear to all things good that green one is mine...where the drat is this guy...
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Male 2,085
I`ll bet he is Mexican.
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Female 9,562
Or if you wanna buy a stolen bike.
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Male 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I wonder if he`s mexican... that was racist... woops
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Male 138
I see it its at the top!! D:
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Male 474
How in the hell?
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Male 2,670
Successful serial killer lures bike riders to his van.
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Male 1,067
Link: If You`ve EVER Lost A Bike In Your Lifetime [Pic] [Rate Link] - You might want to talk to this guy...
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