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Date: 03/07/11 09:15 AM

72 Responses to “If You Got It Flaunt It“ T-Shirts For Men [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:37 am
    Link: ``If You Got It Flaunt It`` T-Shirts For Men - Fashion trend of the ages? At least you know what you`re going to get.
  2. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:23 am
    4" yeah!
  3. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Hope they make a 4 13/16" shirt
  4. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:25 am
    hahaha this is hilarious. I`d never wear it.
  5. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:30 am
    10 inches...?

    Dude what are you, part horse?! :/ gross.
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:34 am
    Only need half as many tick marks after the number.
  7. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:34 am
    lol
  8. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:37 am
    I`m getting too old for these.....do they have any that announce how many wrinkles it has instead?

  9. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:38 am
    They should give one shirt for that well-hung wrestling dude in the other link :D
  10. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:39 am
    whip it out and show me, big boy. mamma promises to be gentle....
  11. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:44 am
    wonder how many could get sued for false advertising?
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:48 am

    At my age, the "10+" would indicated how low my balls hang.
  13. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:49 am
    i wonder if they have t-shirts emblazoned with smaller numbers, for the less physically endowed but more, shall we say, capable members of society?
  14. Profile photo of JayWood
    JayWood Male 30-39
    35 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:52 am
    How about a shirt for women that says "I havent had anything come out of my birth canal yet!"... or "Only 2!" or "My last one was a runt!"?
  15. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:55 am
    @Gerry

    Photographic evidence required ;-)
  16. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:03 am
    10"? Yeah, sure thing, ya cracker.
  17. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Women need this for vajinal cavity diameter as well
  18. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:14 am
    I`m game.. where do I buy!
  19. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:27 am
    If you want to show a bigger size, just measure from tip to anus.

    All guys do right?

    ...right?!
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:28 am
    iirc that `world penis size` chart means they`ll sell a lot of 3s and 4s in India... lolz!
  21. Profile photo of WorstCaseOnt
    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:39 am
    You`d have to convert to the metric system in Canada - I`ve got 165.5mm.
  22. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Make em prove it.
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Or it could list the number of sex partners, like the bunny in THIS VIDEO

    (@WorstCase, I thought for a second there it was in centemeters... lolz!)
  24. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:51 am
    This would actually be quite useful for a first date. Not that I really pass that much judgment on size... I`m just always curious, and sometimes shocked.

    Not that I put out on a first date. >.>
  25. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:01 am
    How to look like a toolbox.
  26. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:10 am
    10" YA F#CKIN RIGHT
  27. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:10 am
    10"+ will be their best seller.

    Insecurity is pretty prevalent.
  28. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:43 am
    If I see you wearing one of these I will automatically punch you in the face and knee you in the nuts. Repeatedly...
  29. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:43 am
    @DixxyRarr
    id totally wear it in our first date
  30. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I call photoshop. I can tell because I have seen a lot of `shops in my time and you can tell because both guys are WHITE!
  31. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    oh is this the new line by the people who brought you jersey shore?? deep V neck designs to come soon, and ed hardy dragons to follow, the funny thing is that the dudes that are packing will probably not buy this shirt, myself included, its more fun when its a surprise ;)
  32. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    A guy with a 10 inch dick is like a girl with GG cup tits. It`s just way too much.
  33. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    It seems the "Tuna Can" version isn`t selling so well.
  34. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    I think these models wrestle.

    Oh ya, and the Carlsbad Cavern Tee-shirts are big sellers also.
  35. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    i`m just gonna wear the shirt with the biggest number....hellz, then i`d be really popular!
  36. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    There`s no point in having a 10 inch dick. You can`t even fit that much inside a woman. What would you do with something like that? drat a horse?
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    "A guy with a 10 inch dick is like a girl with GG cup tits. It`s just way too much."
    and
    "There`s no point in having a 10 inch dick. You can`t even fit that much inside a woman."

    man size . . . I bet that shirt is popular in San Francisco
  38. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    *Not sold in Korea.
  39. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Trust me ladies.. 10 inches fits inside of you.
  40. Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    I sense overcompensation.

    It`s kinda what they say about dudes with Ferrari`s.
  41. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I`ll take an 8" shirt ;)
  42. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    i highly doubt that guy is packin 10"
  43. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    @saraofborg you are wrong. dead wrong. if i could die any way it would be tit suffocation. just saying
  44. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    I doubt those sizes, they dont look latino at all
  45. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Ummmm, a self-confident male wouldn`t need such a lame shirt. Besides, if you can please a woman just fine with a tongue, a vagina, and a finger, all that self-confidence is built up for absolutely nothing but shallow sex with women who don`t actually know what their vag wants. Which is why so many of them never actually come.
  46. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    I wonder how low those numbers go?
  47. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Note: For douchebags only.
  48. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    These will sell quite well in New Jersey, methinks.
  49. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    @SHadowT1988
    No, it don`t. If our 10" friend there put his whole stuff inside a girl, he`d probably get inside her uterus... not so fun.
  50. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    You know it`s a federal crime to publish false advertising.
  51. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    "grower" lmao, that`s a new one. Pretty sure these shirts = no vagina, ever. Girls will think you`re lying
  52. Profile photo of xmbo
    xmbo Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    umm... do they just tell them... why buy a smaller one then?
  53. Profile photo of elgrappa
    elgrappa Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    funny to look at this pic considering the post last week about average pee-pee sizes
  54. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    My wiener is six inches long.
    So yeah.
  55. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    so this is what our society has come to... wow
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    "4.nobody`s interested"
    "4 and 3/think I`ll just go shoot myself"
  57. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    i went to the website to see if they have a 7" shirt. but all they had was pants
  58. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 7, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    @CrzyWhtGrl
    In a nut shell, Yes! We are the Modern Rome!
  59. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:46 am
    I find this wildly offensive!
  60. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:59 am
    So I`m gonna guess that nobody has bought one of these.
  61. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:12 am
    lol "wear his manhood on his chest" now thats a skill
  62. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:41 am
    @JHSpring. I suspect it`s also wildly innacurate.
  63. Profile photo of aliyahg1979
    aliyahg1979 Female 30-39
    254 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 6:09 am
    it is http://inchwear.net/ not .com
  64. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:59 am
    I don`t know why guys want ridiculously huge roosters. I`ve got some...`extra` there, and it`s f-cking horrible. Too wide to be comfortable for my girlfriend, and too long and I keep hitting the cervix, and apparently that`s not comfortable.
    I sure hope reductions are covered by my insurance, because it seriously affects the quality of my life.
  65. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:10 am
    This is poo. You`d just assume there was massive overcompensating going on - or that he was just a prick if not.
  66. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Lies!
  67. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    wow, now do a circle for womans hoo hoos
  68. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    why would I want a shirt with the number three on it?
  69. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    so the company comes out and measures you before issueing you the correct t-shirt?
  70. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    its a trap!
  71. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:47 am
    This just goes to prove that some men will take any opportunity to lie about such things!!
  72. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Wow what an

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