I Think My Barista Is In Love With Me, Again [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

Self-portrait?
There are 33 comments:
Male 286
bOObs
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Male 51
even if this is shopped Ive worked as a barista for a couple of years, and this wouldnt be too hard to pull off...
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Male 27
shopped. i can tell by the nipples.
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Male 376
Barista ftw
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Male 602
doomncandy sounds like a disgruntled barista
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Male 25,416
want
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Male 439
shopped?
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Female 128
They are not "JUST SERVING" they have made the coffe too, giving them there tittle. And you have to learn how to pull a shot correctly and other things to work at a starbucks or any other coffee house.
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Male 773
`Crocs sandal...things.`

And thats why I don`t buy your fancy coffees with supercool designs and three liters of foam on top. If I did, I`d have to wear those abominations. they all go hand in hand.
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Male 773
@freddy.

You sound quite mad. Are you perchance, perturbed? They are servers, they serve coffees, lattes, frappucinos, doesnt matter what the hell they are offering, they are still JUST SERVING.
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Female 1,203
Drat yeah Freddyferret! It is especially hard to make a GOOD latte, espresso, mocha or cappuccino. I went into our campus café thinking yeah, this is easy I can do this! Yeah I can do it, but it is far from easy! Also, people who say things that this person also don`t consider how hard it is to work with the public. We "servers" have a stressful job trying to make YOUR food, coffee, products etc. to YOUR liking. And YOU (the public I mean) aren`t always the most...complimentary lot. Basically, people are douchebags and tend to treat "servers" like dirt beneath their oh so perfect Crocs sandal...things.
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Female 169
Ugh. Death to all coffee houses!
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Female 180
Thank you, freddyferret!!
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Male 11,739
[quote]I do it every morning. Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe and making breakfast for the kids. It is very easy to do the job they do. its just a stupid title given to a SERVER, because thats all they are, SERVERS!!! [/quote]

OK. Tell me where you live and I`ll come and let you make me a latte or a good espresso. You`re such a drating genius that it`s apparently as simple as pouring a cup of coffee. Even though there`s a lot more to it. Try getting out of your mom`s basement sometime and get cup of coffee from somewhere besides McDonald`s or 7-11.

[quote]Oh wait, im sorry, lets keep giving people titles they dont deserve. How about Hygine technition for Janitor. Maybe a Cullinary represenative for Drive through operator. [/quote]

I have the perfect one for you. Moronic douchebag. You think you know how to do someone else`s job without ever doing it? Yeah, that`s your title. Not every job is as easy as it looks.
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Male 364
@DGbME : problem is, neither have 98% of the "baristas" in the world. I go to coffee shops all over the country - there are only two that make really good lattes and one for cappuccinos.
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Male 364
@canusuck - yes, they are and have been which is why you will see MORE in the next couple months before we collectively move on.
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Male 451
Clearly steelgrid has NEVER had to make a GOOD cappuccino or latte.
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Male 516
I`d be interested to know what Steelgrid does for a living. I`ll bet it`s super-important.
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Male 84
@Steelgrid: "Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe..."

Your coffee has boobs in it every morning when you pour it?? What coffee maker do you use, I want one!
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Male 14,331
That`s it I`m sueing this place they had a warning label on there saying caution hot! I thought they were talking about the picture so I stuck my dick in the cup and now it`s all burnt and really painful......
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Male 807
Really, aren`t these getting old yet??
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Female 728
@steelgrid: You don`t have the operate the machinery they do, and you`re just making a cup o` joe, while they`re making lattes, espresso, frappacinos, etc. You wouldn`t be able to walk in off the street and do what they do.
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Female 2,674
inb4 obnoxious barista-isn`t-a-job comments.


Oh wait.
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Male 2,700
"You try to walk in off of the street and do what they do. It isn`t just pouring coffee. I am not a barista but I respect everyone for the job they do. Jackass."

I do it every morning. Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe and making breakfast for the kids. It is very easy to do the job they do. its just a stupid title given to a SERVER, because thats all they are, SERVERS!!!

Oh wait, im sorry, lets keep giving people titles they dont deserve. How about Hygine technition for Janitor. Maybe a Cullinary represenative for Drive through operator.

They can still be respected without having titles that misrepresent their true work, Jackass.
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Male 11,739
[quote]Since when did pouring coffee get given a fancy job title to make it look like it`s a skilled job?[/quote]

You try to walk in off of the street and do what they do. It isn`t just pouring coffee. I am not a barista but I respect everyone for the job they do. Jackass.
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Male 724
Wonder if this is some type of new French porno...
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Male 3,147
Since when did pouring coffee get given a fancy job title to make it look like it`s a skilled job?
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Female 8,043
nice t!ts ;-)
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Male 40,272

You see what I did there?.... "milk" hahahaha
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Male 40,272

Your coffee clerk does not love you.
He`s milking you for tips.
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Male 15,510
Maybe the barista is male and he is picturing his female costumer all naked
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Male 55
Thats what I call service
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Male 1,620
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