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Date: 03/25/11 10:05 AM

33 Responses to I Think My Barista Is In Love With Me, Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Link: I Think My Barista Is In Love With Me, Again - Self-portrait?
  2. Profile photo of nmarty1
    nmarty1 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:11 am
    Thats what I call service
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Maybe the barista is male and he is picturing his female costumer all naked
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:13 am

    Your coffee clerk does not love you.
    He`s milking you for tips.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:13 am

    You see what I did there?.... "milk" hahahaha
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:15 am
    nice t!ts ;-)
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:34 am
    Since when did pouring coffee get given a fancy job title to make it look like it`s a skilled job?
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Wonder if this is some type of new French porno...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Since when did pouring coffee get given a fancy job title to make it look like it`s a skilled job?

    You try to walk in off of the street and do what they do. It isn`t just pouring coffee. I am not a barista but I respect everyone for the job they do. Jackass.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:57 am
    "You try to walk in off of the street and do what they do. It isn`t just pouring coffee. I am not a barista but I respect everyone for the job they do. Jackass."

    I do it every morning. Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe and making breakfast for the kids. It is very easy to do the job they do. its just a stupid title given to a SERVER, because thats all they are, SERVERS!!!

    Oh wait, im sorry, lets keep giving people titles they dont deserve. How about Hygine technition for Janitor. Maybe a Cullinary represenative for Drive through operator.

    They can still be respected without having titles that misrepresent their true work, Jackass.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:58 am
    inb4 obnoxious barista-isn`t-a-job comments.


    Oh wait.
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:17 am
    @steelgrid: You don`t have the operate the machinery they do, and you`re just making a cup o` joe, while they`re making lattes, espresso, frappacinos, etc. You wouldn`t be able to walk in off the street and do what they do.
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    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Really, aren`t these getting old yet??
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:42 am
    That`s it I`m sueing this place they had a warning label on there saying caution hot! I thought they were talking about the picture so I stuck my dick in the cup and now it`s all burnt and really painful......
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    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:43 am
    @Steelgrid: "Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe..."

    Your coffee has boobs in it every morning when you pour it?? What coffee maker do you use, I want one!
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    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    I`d be interested to know what Steelgrid does for a living. I`ll bet it`s super-important.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    Clearly steelgrid has NEVER had to make a GOOD cappuccino or latte.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    @canusuck - yes, they are and have been which is why you will see MORE in the next couple months before we collectively move on.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    @DGbME : problem is, neither have 98% of the "baristas" in the world. I go to coffee shops all over the country - there are only two that make really good lattes and one for cappuccinos.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I do it every morning. Its called pouring myself a cup of coffe and making breakfast for the kids. It is very easy to do the job they do. its just a stupid title given to a SERVER, because thats all they are, SERVERS!!!

    OK. Tell me where you live and I`ll come and let you make me a latte or a good espresso. You`re such a drating genius that it`s apparently as simple as pouring a cup of coffee. Even though there`s a lot more to it. Try getting out of your mom`s basement sometime and get cup of coffee from somewhere besides McDonald`s or 7-11.

    Oh wait, im sorry, lets keep giving people titles they dont deserve. How about Hygine technition for Janitor. Maybe a Cullinary represenative for Drive through operator.

    I have the perfect one for you. Moronic douchebag. You think you know how to do someone else`s job without ever doing it? Yeah, that`s your title. Not every job is as easy as it looks.
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    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Thank you, freddyferret!!
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    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Ugh. Death to all coffee houses!
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Drat yeah Freddyferret! It is especially hard to make a GOOD latte, espresso, mocha or cappuccino. I went into our campus café thinking yeah, this is easy I can do this! Yeah I can do it, but it is far from easy! Also, people who say things that this person also don`t consider how hard it is to work with the public. We "servers" have a stressful job trying to make YOUR food, coffee, products etc. to YOUR liking. And YOU (the public I mean) aren`t always the most...complimentary lot. Basically, people are douchebags and tend to treat "servers" like dirt beneath their oh so perfect Crocs sandal...things.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    @freddy.

    You sound quite mad. Are you perchance, perturbed? They are servers, they serve coffees, lattes, frappucinos, doesnt matter what the hell they are offering, they are still JUST SERVING.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    `Crocs sandal...things.`

    And thats why I don`t buy your fancy coffees with supercool designs and three liters of foam on top. If I did, I`d have to wear those abominations. they all go hand in hand.
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    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    They are not "JUST SERVING" they have made the coffe too, giving them there tittle. And you have to learn how to pull a shot correctly and other things to work at a starbucks or any other coffee house.
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    shopped?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    want
  29. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    doomncandy sounds like a disgruntled barista
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:50 am
    Barista ftw
  31. Profile photo of frech_fries
    frech_fries Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:12 am
    shopped. i can tell by the nipples.
  32. Profile photo of agl126
    agl126 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:59 am
    even if this is shopped Ive worked as a barista for a couple of years, and this wouldnt be too hard to pull off...
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    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    bOObs

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