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Date: 03/08/11 07:45 AM

41 Responses to I Saw This Flashlight Ad In My Newspaper [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of gakattack
    gakattack Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Link: I Saw This Flashlight Ad In My Newspaper - Now that`s what I call a fancy flashlight.
  2. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:48 am
    What the hell?
  3. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:50 am
    It`s not light you see coming out of it, but the darkness being sucked into it and eliminated.
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:57 am
    It eliminates darkness
  5. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Someone`s been playing too much Alan Wake.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:03 am

    Truth in Advertising
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Lumos!
  8. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:36 am
    So, can I kill demons with it or something?
  9. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:41 am
    darkness eliminator XD
  10. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:00 am
    I thought I`d see a fleshlight or something...
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:21 am
    It sucks the dark out of the room.
  12. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:50 am
    "It sucks the dark out of the room."

    acualy that`s what light does
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 9:52 am
    back to school greenbasterd...back to school
  14. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:28 am
    ""It sucks the dark out of the room.""

    "acualy that`s what light does"

    First, it`s "actually", and second, no it doesn`t. Don`t sleep through science class for a change.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:45 am
    man im glad i have some darkness eliminators on my walls at home, otherwise the lil girl dressed in white that keeps appearing in my hallway would be even scarier
  16. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 10:58 am
    make it vibrate, and we could market this to a wider demographic
  17. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:09 am
    >>no it doesn`t.

    Sure it does. Look at a candle, for instance - a new candle has a white wick. After you use it, the wick turns black because of the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.

    Dark is also heavier than light. Look at pictures of a submarine diving in the ocean, notice it gets darker the deeper it goes. Far down - total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the ocean and light floats to the top.
  18. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:10 am
    ""It sucks the dark out of the room.""

    "acualy that`s what light does"

    First, it`s "actually", and second, no it doesn`t. Don`t sleep through science class for a change.

    ya well that`s like how i spell it man.. ok if it doesn;t suck the light?? prove it genius...
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:11 am
    i stand behind my light sucking dark thoery
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Also, notice what happens when an electric dark sucker (the misnamed "light bulb") stops working. It turns dark. That`s because it`s full.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    duffytoler for prez.
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Duffy wins the internet.
  23. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    no no no, it doesn`t suck, it ELIMINATES.
    Wherever you point it WILL NEVER BE DARK AGAIN.
  24. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    @davymid
    you cant tell someone they win something you dont own -_-
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    Thats what i call clever marketing
  26. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Shut the hell up Im_Racist.
  27. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    stop feeding trolls jacobsona29
  28. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    @greenbasterd
    That`s not a theory.
  29. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    duffytoler, you might like this website:

    Fake Science
  30. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    The speed of dark is also faster than the speed of light.
  31. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    vv Good one @duffytoler! Dark IS heavier than light, it`s a fact!
  32. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    With all those fancy words i cant go wrong!
  33. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    It doesn`t eliminate darkness, it just covers it up.
  34. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 12:32 am
    Here`s another one - my toothbrush was labelled "plaque removal system" on the packaging!
  35. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 3:11 am
    "Darkness Eliminator!!!!" I bet that`s Christian Bale`s flashlight. Nobody else is worthy of such a thing.
  36. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    GREAT page, Angilion!
  37. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    People, open your eyes, and throw off the establishment`s deception!

    The fact is that light bulbs of any kind are darkness-suckers.
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    XxCraigxX Male 13-17
    114 posts
    March 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS?
  39. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    ALAN WAKE!! Anyone else know what I`m talking about?
  40. Profile photo of winniety
    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 26, 2012 at 11:31 pm
    Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
    fancy flashlight??why?
  41. Profile photo of winniety
    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    February 27, 2012 at 12:15 am
    Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
    fancy flashlight??why?

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