I Saw This Flashlight Ad In My Newspaper [Pic]

Submitted by: gakattack 5 years ago Funny

Now that"s what I call a fancy flashlight.
There are 41 comments:
Female 59
Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
fancy flashlight??why?
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Female 59
Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
fancy flashlight??why?
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Female 301
ALAN WAKE!! Anyone else know what I`m talking about?
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Male 114
WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS?
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Male 247
People, open your eyes, and throw off the establishment`s deception!

The fact is that light bulbs of any kind are darkness-suckers.
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Male 5,194
GREAT page, Angilion!
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Female 535
"Darkness Eliminator!!!!" I bet that`s Christian Bale`s flashlight. Nobody else is worthy of such a thing.
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Female 1,048
Here`s another one - my toothbrush was labelled "plaque removal system" on the packaging!
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Male 144
It doesn`t eliminate darkness, it just covers it up.
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Male 164
With all those fancy words i cant go wrong!
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Male 36,335
vv Good one @duffytoler! Dark IS heavier than light, it`s a fact!
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Male 434
The speed of dark is also faster than the speed of light.
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Male 12,365
duffytoler, you might like this website:

Fake Science
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Male 221
@greenbasterd
That`s not a theory.
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Male 336
stop feeding trolls jacobsona29
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Female 233
Shut the hell up Im_Racist.
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Male 25,416
Thats what i call clever marketing
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Male 147
@davymid
you cant tell someone they win something you dont own -_-
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Male 260
no no no, it doesn`t suck, it ELIMINATES.
Wherever you point it WILL NEVER BE DARK AGAIN.
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Male 12,138
Duffy wins the internet.
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Male 730
duffytoler for prez.
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Male 5,194
Also, notice what happens when an electric dark sucker (the misnamed "light bulb") stops working. It turns dark. That`s because it`s full.
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Male 2,376
i stand behind my light sucking dark thoery
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Male 2,376
""It sucks the dark out of the room.""

"acualy that`s what light does"

First, it`s "actually", and second, no it doesn`t. Don`t sleep through science class for a change.

ya well that`s like how i spell it man.. ok if it doesn;t suck the light?? prove it genius...
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Male 5,194
>>no it doesn`t.

Sure it does. Look at a candle, for instance - a new candle has a white wick. After you use it, the wick turns black because of the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.

Dark is also heavier than light. Look at pictures of a submarine diving in the ocean, notice it gets darker the deeper it goes. Far down - total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the ocean and light floats to the top.
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Male 295
make it vibrate, and we could market this to a wider demographic
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Male 794
man im glad i have some darkness eliminators on my walls at home, otherwise the lil girl dressed in white that keeps appearing in my hallway would be even scarier
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Male 838
""It sucks the dark out of the room.""

"acualy that`s what light does"

First, it`s "actually", and second, no it doesn`t. Don`t sleep through science class for a change.
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Male 686
back to school greenbasterd...back to school
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Male 2,376
"It sucks the dark out of the room."

acualy that`s what light does
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Male 5,194
It sucks the dark out of the room.
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Male 588
I thought I`d see a fleshlight or something...
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Male 3,076
darkness eliminator XD
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Male 734
So, can I kill demons with it or something?
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Female 2,509
Lumos!
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Male 37,888

Truth in Advertising
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Male 12,138
Someone`s been playing too much Alan Wake.
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Male 270
It eliminates darkness
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Male 758
It`s not light you see coming out of it, but the darkness being sucked into it and eliminated.
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Male 1,587
What the hell?
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Male 12
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