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Date: 03/16/11 07:46 AM

54 Responses to How To Get Rid Of A Brown Recluse Spider [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 7:47 am
    Link: How To Get Rid Of A Brown Recluse Spider - He never saw it coming...
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 7:54 am
    Meh
  3. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 7:58 am
    :O
  4. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 7:59 am
    :(
  5. Profile photo of Luxe
    Luxe Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Lame.
  6. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:01 am
    LOL
  7. Profile photo of LycanMutt
    LycanMutt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:06 am
    Har!
  8. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:07 am
    O.o
  9. Profile photo of Mirokufan
    Mirokufan Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Smushing spider ass, I see.
  10. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Nonsensical. I`m not amused.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36191 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:15 am

    :-|
  12. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:23 am
    I liked how this started but it went on longer than it needed to.
  13. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:31 am
    the ending could have been funnier but i liked it untill then
  14. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:46 am
    I was hoping for a better outcome for the spider, possibly turning to Jesus and working in a homeless shelter-that sort of thing. I must say I`m slightly disappointed.
  15. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:47 am
    I chortled a little
  16. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 9:18 am
    he had found God ... *squish* lmfao
  17. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 9:43 am
    This is the true life story of Borris the Spider, Borris` family still makes regular attempts to end the life of the remaning members of "The Who". Most of them have been in Gitmo under investigation of "Terroristic Acts"
  18. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 9:57 am
    XD
  19. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Haha, I liked it.
  20. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:10 am
    it sounds just like getting a divorce
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Um, if it`s poisonous, why did he squish the spider with his finger? I hope he got bit! lolz!
  22. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Ha. I thought for sure that he was going to get out of prison and get a note that told him to go to a Buxton hayfield and find the oak tree that looks like it`s out of a Robert Frost poem.... there`s a rock that has no business being there...

    You know. That kind of thing.

  23. Profile photo of MBillClinton
    MBillClinton Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:27 am
    lol this is like the opposite of `Cape Fear`
  24. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 10:40 am
    I got bit by one of those when I was ~10. The doctor gave me some pills and said it would be alright. He also stated if the vein in my arm turns from blue to red I should go to the hospital immediately.. I was terrified!
  25. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Change "spider" with butterfly or bunny and it isn`t so cute anymore. And don`t you dare say bunny`s wouldn`t kill your ass... They leap about with nasty big pointy teeth.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Things would be different if he was dealing with this

  27. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:17 am
    out...standing.
  28. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:42 am
    well yea..you dont want oxygenated blood mixing with deoxygenated...i would be more afraid of my flesh liquifying, or it laying babies in my open wounds. i have enough problems without child support.
  29. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Haplopelma lividum!!! Angelmassb, you rock!!!

    THAT`S a spider I wouldn`t want to piss off... or maybe Pterinochilus murinus - but i have both with me in my bedroom nonetheless :-)
  30. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 11:59 am
    MAGNIFICENT
  31. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    meh that was boring
  32. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    The ending would have been cooler if it had been similar to Red`s fate in Shawshank Redemption, it could have even said `Brown Was Here`.
    Then again, being squished after all that was still pretty excellent.
  33. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    lol nice
  34. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Murder!
  35. Profile photo of Squid_Ink
    Squid_Ink Female 30-39
    69 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    You`ve got to hate those Brow Recluse spiders. I thought the comic was OK, but it bothers me that the person went to all the trouble to make it and went to no bother to check for errors of any kind. Boo! I agree with the previous poster as well -- if this were about a bunny, people wouldn`t think it was funny.
  36. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    472 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I was bitten by a brown recluse about ten years ago when i was sleeping. I noticed the bite in the shower but attributed it to a wolf spider (as they are more common here). I started feeling a little sick that day. The next day I woke up with a fever of 104 and went to the doctor. He saw the bite and thought it was probably a wolf spoder as well, for the same reason i did. He sent me home and said i probably had the flu. Three days later, my body started shutting down and within a two weeks i had lost about 20 - 25 lbs, because i wasnt eating (i was only 155lbs at 6`2"). My vision started failing and my kidneys almost completely shut down. I was taken to the hospital and they found the venom in my system. They treated me but, there are still noticeable effects to the bite.

    It was terrible, i have no sympathy for spiders. If they are outside, they are fine. As soon as they enter my house, they die violently.
  37. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    comic not very entertaining imo.

    the brown recluse is no $hit either. one of those can take your a$$ out.
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    I wouldn`t squish a f*Cking brown recluse with my finger1!!!
    F*cking crazy-ass n*gga.
  39. Profile photo of ZsaZsaGoar
    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    amazing
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    wow, talk about overkill
  41. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    860 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    @bophus.... two weeks and minus 25lbs??.... and where can I find one of these wond.. I mean terrible spiders?...
    jk. Sorry that happened to you. Be glad it didn`t eat away a nice piece of your flesh... I too hate spiders. That`s from a bunch of nice vivid experiences as a kid. Now as an adult I can stand the TINY (I`m talking needle`s eye small) ones. But I killem anyway cuz I don`t want them growing up in my house.
  42. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    lol i loved it

    <Hates spiders
  43. Profile photo of ak2nc1
    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    860 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    @squid ink... we all make mistakes. btw they`re called `browN recluse`. (you missed the N)
    Typo nazi`s suck, don`t they.
  44. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    @Squid_Ink "if this were about a bunny, people wouldn`t think it was funny."

    as far as i`m aware, there are no known `deadly venomous bunnies`
  45. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    @ak2nc1

    Fail troll is a mega-drating fail...seriously
  46. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    And don`t you dare say bunny`s wouldn`t kill your ass... They leap about with nasty big pointy teeth.

    Consult the book of armaments!
  47. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    @bophus weeks? Really? Having fun with that permanent necrosis damage then? Not that I don`t believe you but A: the venom spreads through the system in minutes and B: after a number of weeks the venom would have been out of your system, not to mention that you must be one of the 13% of people who actually get properly sick from a brown recluse spider bite. :P
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    meh. Whatever.
  49. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    Aww but the spider didn`t do anything!
  50. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    lol at "planted drugs in his apartment"
  51. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    hehe, that was good.
  52. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 12:44 am
    Bad touch BAD TOUCH
  53. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    March 17, 2011 at 3:49 am
    LOL ....Liked it...
  54. Profile photo of NZBNR
    NZBNR Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 12, 2012 at 5:11 am
    @dielaughing

    Exactly what I was thinking! Such a sad story =c

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