How To Get Rid Of A Brown Recluse Spider [Pic]

Submitted by: ffi 5 years ago Funny

He never saw it coming...
There are 54 comments:
Male 40
@dielaughing

Exactly what I was thinking! Such a sad story =c
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Male 660
LOL ....Liked it...
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Female 3,696
Bad touch BAD TOUCH
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Male 4,014
hehe, that was good.
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Male 1,744
lol at "planted drugs in his apartment"
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Female 129
Aww but the spider didn`t do anything!
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Male 10,440
meh. Whatever.
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Female 412
@bophus weeks? Really? Having fun with that permanent necrosis damage then? Not that I don`t believe you but A: the venom spreads through the system in minutes and B: after a number of weeks the venom would have been out of your system, not to mention that you must be one of the 13% of people who actually get properly sick from a brown recluse spider bite. :P
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Male 12,365
[quote]And don`t you dare say bunny`s wouldn`t kill your ass... They leap about with nasty big pointy teeth.[/quote]

Consult the book of armaments!
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Male 337
@ak2nc1

Fail troll is a mega-drating fail...seriously
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Female 839
@Squid_Ink "if this were about a bunny, people wouldn`t think it was funny."

as far as i`m aware, there are no known `deadly venomous bunnies`
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Female 870
@squid ink... we all make mistakes. btw they`re called `browN recluse`. (you missed the N)
Typo nazi`s suck, don`t they.
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Male 3,915
lol i loved it

<Hates spiders
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Female 870
@bophus.... two weeks and minus 25lbs??.... and where can I find one of these wond.. I mean terrible spiders?...
jk. Sorry that happened to you. Be glad it didn`t eat away a nice piece of your flesh... I too hate spiders. That`s from a bunch of nice vivid experiences as a kid. Now as an adult I can stand the TINY (I`m talking needle`s eye small) ones. But I killem anyway cuz I don`t want them growing up in my house.
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Male 25,416
wow, talk about overkill
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Female 144
amazing
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Male 2,893
I wouldn`t squish a f*Cking brown recluse with my finger1!!!
F*cking crazy-ass n*gga.
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Male 770
comic not very entertaining imo.

the brown recluse is no $hit either. one of those can take your a$$ out.
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Male 482
I was bitten by a brown recluse about ten years ago when i was sleeping. I noticed the bite in the shower but attributed it to a wolf spider (as they are more common here). I started feeling a little sick that day. The next day I woke up with a fever of 104 and went to the doctor. He saw the bite and thought it was probably a wolf spoder as well, for the same reason i did. He sent me home and said i probably had the flu. Three days later, my body started shutting down and within a two weeks i had lost about 20 - 25 lbs, because i wasnt eating (i was only 155lbs at 6`2"). My vision started failing and my kidneys almost completely shut down. I was taken to the hospital and they found the venom in my system. They treated me but, there are still noticeable effects to the bite.

It was terrible, i have no sympathy for spiders. If they are outside, they are fine. As soon as they enter my house, they die violently.
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Female 69
You`ve got to hate those Brow Recluse spiders. I thought the comic was OK, but it bothers me that the person went to all the trouble to make it and went to no bother to check for errors of any kind. Boo! I agree with the previous poster as well -- if this were about a bunny, people wouldn`t think it was funny.
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Male 588
Murder!
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Female 1,623
lol nice
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Male 474
The ending would have been cooler if it had been similar to Red`s fate in Shawshank Redemption, it could have even said `Brown Was Here`.
Then again, being squished after all that was still pretty excellent.
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Female 323
meh that was boring
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Female 106
MAGNIFICENT
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Male 2,586
Haplopelma lividum!!! Angelmassb, you rock!!!

THAT`S a spider I wouldn`t want to piss off... or maybe Pterinochilus murinus - but i have both with me in my bedroom nonetheless :-)
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Female 654
well yea..you dont want oxygenated blood mixing with deoxygenated...i would be more afraid of my flesh liquifying, or it laying babies in my open wounds. i have enough problems without child support.
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Male 322
out...standing.
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Male 15,510
Things would be different if he was dealing with this

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Male 1,931
Change "spider" with butterfly or bunny and it isn`t so cute anymore. And don`t you dare say bunny`s wouldn`t kill your ass... They leap about with nasty big pointy teeth.
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Male 645
I got bit by one of those when I was ~10. The doctor gave me some pills and said it would be alright. He also stated if the vein in my arm turns from blue to red I should go to the hospital immediately.. I was terrified!
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Male 14
lol this is like the opposite of `Cape Fear`
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Female 2,674
Ha. I thought for sure that he was going to get out of prison and get a note that told him to go to a Buxton hayfield and find the oak tree that looks like it`s out of a Robert Frost poem.... there`s a rock that has no business being there...

You know. That kind of thing.

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Male 36,374
Um, if it`s poisonous, why did he squish the spider with his finger? I hope he got bit! lolz!
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Male 439
it sounds just like getting a divorce
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Male 4,290
Haha, I liked it.
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Male 593
XD
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Male 2,700
This is the true life story of Borris the Spider, Borris` family still makes regular attempts to end the life of the remaning members of "The Who". Most of them have been in Gitmo under investigation of "Terroristic Acts"
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Female 182
he had found God ... *squish* lmfao
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Male 410
I chortled a little
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Male 405
I was hoping for a better outcome for the spider, possibly turning to Jesus and working in a homeless shelter-that sort of thing. I must say I`m slightly disappointed.
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Male 235
the ending could have been funnier but i liked it untill then
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Male 141
I liked how this started but it went on longer than it needed to.
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Male 37,888

:-|
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Male 594
Nonsensical. I`m not amused.
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Male 77
Smushing spider ass, I see.
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Male 178
O.o
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Female 60
Har!
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Male 2,552
LOL
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Female 3
Lame.
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Female 535
:(
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Female 1,435
:O
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Male 6,737
Meh
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Female 156
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