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Date: 03/03/11 08:45 AM

44 Responses to How To Find The Perfect Boyfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Link: How To Find The Perfect Boyfriend - When eHarmony and Match.com doesn`t work, go old school, girls.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Little did anyone know she was a hooker.
  3. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:49 am
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its a rapist
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:51 am

  5. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:53 am
    That`s a no go. She likes showering. MAJOR TURNOFF.
  6. Profile photo of Naltoc
    Naltoc Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:56 am
    If I wasn` taken, I`d be emailing her in an instant (hoping the insanely rich part was optional)
  7. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:02 am
    I think this is neat, i`d at least wanna be her friend!
  8. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:12 am
    sounds like me... well, I`m halfway to being insanely rich.
  9. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:14 am
    How desperate is she?
  10. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Appreciates Zombie Movies = Win in my book :)
  11. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Gerry...that should be "how to get a one night stand"
  12. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    792 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:20 am
    Yeah, but does she swallow?
  13. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I prefer this one:

  14. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Apart from the sexy wife and age part, yep, that`s pretty much what I want.
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Likes showering? lol
  16. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Opposites attract, I`m insanely poor.
  17. Profile photo of thatwasCRAP
    thatwasCRAP Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:36 am
    lol nice one stringy, i like that better too
  18. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:00 am
    lol @thestringy
  19. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Why is her face obscured if she is the one looking for a boyfriend? Shouldn`t they be able to see what she looks like? BTW my wife`s friends did this when she was in college, they put up her picture around campus and the sign said "date J---" and listed her real phone number.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Why is HER face obscured? This is probably a scam from a dating site.
  21. Profile photo of tinki911
    tinki911 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    oh so THAT`s how you go about getting a boyfriend these days. no wonder i`m single! wish someone told me sooner!
  22. Profile photo of Dbrown907
    Dbrown907 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    "Why is HER face obscured? This is probably a scam from a dating site."

    You are wrong.
  23. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    thestringy`s comment way is funnier than this post
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    somebody is lonely
  25. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    25-35 yrs old. i guess she must be 35.
  26. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Anyone who does this is undateable.
  27. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    What qualifies as insanely rich?
  28. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Id have a pop at it, if shes a heffer...
    hump `n dump
  29. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Either she`s insanely rich and she`s looking for someone with similar experience of wealth or she`s a dishonest prostitute.

    Given the way she`s advertising, I think the latter is more likely.
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    TRAP
  31. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Asian and probably with a defect in her face
  32. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    tits or gtfo?
  33. Profile photo of sgibson12
    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    LOL. This needs to be rewritten.

    "I say i want a nice guy but i`m going to date an a$$hole who treats me like poo."

    that`s a little more accurate.
  34. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    @sgibison12 Soooo true.
  35. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    dream boyfriends sometimes are battery operated. and always a lot less trouble.
  36. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    She won`t show her picture. She blurs a stock photo of some other woman and man, and she can`t even get a date on eHarmony.

    It`s a trap.
  37. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    $10 says she`s 300+ pounds.
  38. Profile photo of boredY
    boredY Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 1:59 am
    i think she is ugly and old !!! undateable!!! and no one can get the dream boyfriend who is sweet and funny and...etc whats with rich think ?? it doesnt matter
  39. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 2:04 am
    @sgibison
    Yes but a lot of nice guys are only pretending to be so nice in the slim chance that they can become even closer than friends and get a little action.
    Jus sayin...
  40. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 2:58 am
    Wow this is a real shallow bitch....All guys ever ask for is big boobs and a mountain fresh vagina....
  41. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 3:50 am
    She didn`t say anything about STD`s or men that are currently married. I`m in.

    On a serious note, I was interested until she required showers.

    On a more serious note, if this was real, I`d assume she was ugly.
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:05 am
    $10 says she`s a he
  43. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 5:11 am
    I meet every criteria except `insanely rich`. can i count my love of karaoke twice?
  44. Profile photo of Komarov
    Komarov Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 6, 2011 at 12:06 am
    That`s brilliant.

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