How To Find The Perfect Boyfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 5 years ago Funny

When eHarmony and Match.com doesn"t work, go old school, girls.
There are 44 comments:
Male 56
That`s brilliant.
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Male 155
I meet every criteria except `insanely rich`. can i count my love of karaoke twice?
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Male 3,076
$10 says she`s a he
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Male 112
She didn`t say anything about STD`s or men that are currently married. I`m in.

On a serious note, I was interested until she required showers.

On a more serious note, if this was real, I`d assume she was ugly.
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Male 2,700
Wow this is a real shallow bitch....All guys ever ask for is big boobs and a mountain fresh vagina....
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Male 474
@sgibison
Yes but a lot of nice guys are only pretending to be so nice in the slim chance that they can become even closer than friends and get a little action.
Jus sayin...
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Female 46
i think she is ugly and old !!! undateable!!! and no one can get the dream boyfriend who is sweet and funny and...etc whats with rich think ?? it doesnt matter
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Male 493
$10 says she`s 300+ pounds.
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Male 1,021
She won`t show her picture. She blurs a stock photo of some other woman and man, and she can`t even get a date on eHarmony.

It`s a trap.
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Female 4,086
dream boyfriends sometimes are battery operated. and always a lot less trouble.
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Male 1,931
@sgibison12 Soooo true.
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Male 93
LOL. This needs to be rewritten.

"I say i want a nice guy but i`m going to date an a$$hole who treats me like poo."

that`s a little more accurate.
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Male 2,988
tits or gtfo?
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Male 1,222
Asian and probably with a defect in her face
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Male 15,510
TRAP
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Male 12,365
Either she`s insanely rich and she`s looking for someone with similar experience of wealth or she`s a dishonest prostitute.

Given the way she`s advertising, I think the latter is more likely.
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Male 2,619
Id have a pop at it, if shes a heffer...
hump `n dump
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Male 1,815
What qualifies as insanely rich?
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Male 518
Anyone who does this is undateable.
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Male 1,193
25-35 yrs old. i guess she must be 35.
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Male 25,416
somebody is lonely
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Female 182
thestringy`s comment way is funnier than this post
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Male 47
"Why is HER face obscured? This is probably a scam from a dating site."

You are wrong.
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Female 37
oh so THAT`s how you go about getting a boyfriend these days. no wonder i`m single! wish someone told me sooner!
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Male 5,194
Why is HER face obscured? This is probably a scam from a dating site.
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Male 3,842
Why is her face obscured if she is the one looking for a boyfriend? Shouldn`t they be able to see what she looks like? BTW my wife`s friends did this when she was in college, they put up her picture around campus and the sign said "date J---" and listed her real phone number.
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Male 1,292
lol @thestringy
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Male 58
lol nice one stringy, i like that better too
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Male 2,096
Opposites attract, I`m insanely poor.
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Female 9,402
Likes showering? lol
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Male 405
Apart from the sexy wife and age part, yep, that`s pretty much what I want.
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Male 483
I prefer this one:

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Male 808
Yeah, but does she swallow?
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Female 1,435
Gerry...that should be "how to get a one night stand"
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Male 953
Appreciates Zombie Movies = Win in my book :)
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Male 243
How desperate is she?
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Male 769
sounds like me... well, I`m halfway to being insanely rich.
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Male 2,690
I think this is neat, i`d at least wanna be her friend!
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Male 48
If I wasn` taken, I`d be emailing her in an instant (hoping the insanely rich part was optional)
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Male 2,332
That`s a no go. She likes showering. MAJOR TURNOFF.
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Male 37,888

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Male 2,579
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its a rapist
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Male 6,694
Little did anyone know she was a hooker.
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Male 570
Link: How To Find The Perfect Boyfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - When eHarmony and Match.com doesn`t work, go old school, girls.
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