How I Could Just Kill A Man... For Some KFC [Pic]

Submitted by: f0rk0 5 years ago Weird

Extra points for the old-school Cypress Hill reference in the header. What do you care, it"s Friday.
There are 47 comments:
Male 191
Cool story. He eventually said he was temporarily insane for chicken and has appealed anyway. The deal wasnt ordered by the defendant. They showed up in the interview room with a mountain of fast food and sweets, and said confess and its yours. Also, when family sent him money, the guards would take all the ones and exchange them for big bills so he couldnt use the vending machines. Hilarious. But now he will probably be back to murder and rape as a free man on account of police bribing him with fried chicken. I wouldnt be surprised to see a racism charge as well. You cant just show up and assume that a black man will say "go ahead and send me to jail for 30 years with no trial, i just gots to have me some of that chicken" thats not pc. But it seems to have worked. Kind of
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Male 14
"Wolf described the civil ceremony as `bittersweet`" hahahaha.
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Male 261
The mighty power of KFC
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Male 58
Oh I love a good stereotype!
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Male 2,419
odd title
"I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFC"
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Male 3,057
@ AngryYouth: Troll Fail. Your `88` and `14 words` tattoos are showing.
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Male 807
Love it, and I love fried chicken.
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Male 734
Was watermelon a part of the deal as well?
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Male 25,416
nom noms
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Female 322
I`m sorry but it`s amusing to me when people are stereotypical. I mean there are stereotypes for a reason.
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Male 439
someone has a food fetish
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Male 3,431

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Female 75
KFC... making CONVICTS confess their guilt in the early 21th century with cole slaw, mash and a biscuit
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Male 1,107
Now I`m hungry for Popeye`s. Way better than KFC IMO.
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Male 36,490
[quote]In that picture below, Obama is eating it to prove to Sharpton that he is really black and not just half black.[/quote]
@LandoGriffin THAT is the funniest thing I`ve read on IAB for AGES! (also funny is @kitteh9`s picture! lolz!) It also explains Sharpton`s expression:
"Well I`ll be darned! He IS a black man!"

Also: DANG IT! I had KFC yesterday, and I coulda got it for free if I`d killed someone first.
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Male 152
"V Wrong.

Black people populate those places predominately anywhere and every time."

Yeah man, if you`ve ever been to some Popeyes, it`s mostly black people. It`s not racist, it`s what it is.
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Male 639
@SmilinSam, not true, and especially not true for Church`s which is specifically marketed towards African-American communities. Everyone likes fried chicken, but black people do eat more fried chicken per capita than white people. The same holds true for pork products and offal as well. It is a part of black culture in America, much like seafood is part of coastal culture`s.
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Female 227
I completely understand.
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Male 371
HOORAY PORTLAND!!!
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Male 2,290
V Wrong.

Black people populate those places predominately anywhere and every time.
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Female 3,598
dude... i hate this whole blackpeople/friedchicken stereotype... truth is EVERYONE likes fried chicken. because it is DELICIOUS... i guarantee you walk into any kfc and there wil be a pretty even mix of people there (obviously accounting for population percentages)
that being said... this man is a twat.
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Female 1,324
*sigh* couldn`t Portland have been left out of this one? :/
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Male 147
but if he went to the trial and was found guilty anyway, he would be guilty and have no KFC
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Male 297
LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE`S.... MOTHAF.U.C.K.A!!
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Male 606
lmao....workin the system!..errr!
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Male 911
thats just uncanny.. who would of thought
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Male 3,842
In that picture below, Obama is eating it to prove to Sharpton that he is really black and not just half black.
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Male 2,121
He didn`t do it for the chicken. If you read the whole article it says he could have faced the death penalty if found guilty at a trial. He plead guilty so he`d just get life rather than death. The chicken was just an interrogation technique by the detectives as anyone who watched The Wire would know.
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Male 10,440
Bahaha! Black people.

I could go for some KFC tonight...
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Female 8,044
KFC=Krazy For Crack

it`s addictive properties have reached all the way to the top.
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Male 36,490
The story is interesting, but the caption`s a FAIL, eh? He got KFC because he pled guilty, thus saving taxpayers $10K or more. Pretty good deal I`d say. He didn`t kill the guy for the food, he killed him for revenge.

vv yeah @Angelmassb, I wish he`d have choked on the chicken, that`d be justice served!
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Male 270
The last quote is genius
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Male 684
so, im thinking the guy that "sold" him the ice cream truck should be tried as an accomplice to murder, as it was his unscrupulous actions that set the entire thing in motion.At the very least he should be tried for manslaughter.
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Male 1,178
hmm, is this legal? Bribing someone to admit to a crime that no one knows for sure he committed. I know it`s only chicken but still....
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Male 725
Way to perpetuate a stereotype. Don`t get me wrong though, fried chicken is delicious, it`s just...I would never murder for fried chicken...
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Male 57
30 years for a chicken ??? must be one hell of a secret sauce
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Male 15,510
The Irony is that that KFC mess will end up probably killing him anyways
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Male 37,888

I`m reminded of one of my favorite IAB posts...

I Bust The Windows Out`cha Car


Fried Chicken.... It`s THAT good!

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Male 1,010
Haha what`s worse, a guy probably poor who might have killed someone living in an enviroment where killing is normal, and a judge - probably grew up with a silverspoon up his ass, even less respect for the law :-p
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Male 1,312
That whole situation just screams WTF!
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Female 1,435
not even gonna say it.
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Male 901
That`s stupid, Subway is waay better.
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Male 235
I don`t make the stereotypes, I just see them...
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Female 2,027
lmao, to be fair the things i would do for a kfc is worrying too
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Male 7,585
he is either an idiot, or those cops really did him over in the interrogation.
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Male 1,587
so many stereotypes are popping up here... so wrong
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Female 482
Link: How I Could Just Kill A Man... For Some KFC [Pic] [Rate Link] - Extra points for the old-school Cypress Hill reference in the header. What do you care, it`s Friday.
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