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Date: 03/25/11 08:52 AM

47 Responses to How I Could Just Kill A Man… For Some KFC [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of f0rk0
    f0rk0 Female 18-29
    482 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Link: How I Could Just Kill A Man... For Some KFC - Extra points for the old-school Cypress Hill reference in the header. What do you care, it`s Friday.
  2. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:59 am
    so many stereotypes are popping up here... so wrong
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2011 at 9:00 am
    he is either an idiot, or those cops really did him over in the interrogation.
  4. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:00 am
    lmao, to be fair the things i would do for a kfc is worrying too
  5. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:01 am
    I don`t make the stereotypes, I just see them...
  6. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:01 am
    That`s stupid, Subway is waay better.
  7. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:01 am
    not even gonna say it.
  8. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:12 am
    That whole situation just screams WTF!
  9. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Haha what`s worse, a guy probably poor who might have killed someone living in an enviroment where killing is normal, and a judge - probably grew up with a silverspoon up his ass, even less respect for the law :-p
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 25, 2011 at 9:24 am

    I`m reminded of one of my favorite IAB posts...

    I Bust The Windows Out`cha Car


    Fried Chicken.... It`s THAT good!

  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:34 am
    The Irony is that that KFC mess will end up probably killing him anyways
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    chopper1924 Male 30-39
    57 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:43 am
    30 years for a chicken ??? must be one hell of a secret sauce
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Way to perpetuate a stereotype. Don`t get me wrong though, fried chicken is delicious, it`s just...I would never murder for fried chicken...
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:56 am
    hmm, is this legal? Bribing someone to admit to a crime that no one knows for sure he committed. I know it`s only chicken but still....
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:08 am
    so, im thinking the guy that "sold" him the ice cream truck should be tried as an accomplice to murder, as it was his unscrupulous actions that set the entire thing in motion.At the very least he should be tried for manslaughter.
  16. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:40 am
    The last quote is genius
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
    The story is interesting, but the caption`s a FAIL, eh? He got KFC because he pled guilty, thus saving taxpayers $10K or more. Pretty good deal I`d say. He didn`t kill the guy for the food, he killed him for revenge.

    vv yeah @Angelmassb, I wish he`d have choked on the chicken, that`d be justice served!
  18. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:00 am
    KFC=Krazy For Crack

    it`s addictive properties have reached all the way to the top.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:25 am
    Bahaha! Black people.

    I could go for some KFC tonight...
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2011 at 11:36 am
    He didn`t do it for the chicken. If you read the whole article it says he could have faced the death penalty if found guilty at a trial. He plead guilty so he`d just get life rather than death. The chicken was just an interrogation technique by the detectives as anyone who watched The Wire would know.
  21. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 11:46 am
    In that picture below, Obama is eating it to prove to Sharpton that he is really black and not just half black.
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    thats just uncanny.. who would of thought
  23. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    lmao....workin the system!..errr!
  24. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE`S.... MOTHAF.U.C.K.A!!
  25. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    but if he went to the trial and was found guilty anyway, he would be guilty and have no KFC
  26. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    *sigh* couldn`t Portland have been left out of this one? :/
  27. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    dude... i hate this whole blackpeople/friedchicken stereotype... truth is EVERYONE likes fried chicken. because it is DELICIOUS... i guarantee you walk into any kfc and there wil be a pretty even mix of people there (obviously accounting for population percentages)
    that being said... this man is a twat.
  28. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    V Wrong.

    Black people populate those places predominately anywhere and every time.
  29. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    HOORAY PORTLAND!!!
  30. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    I completely understand.
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    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    @SmilinSam, not true, and especially not true for Church`s which is specifically marketed towards African-American communities. Everyone likes fried chicken, but black people do eat more fried chicken per capita than white people. The same holds true for pork products and offal as well. It is a part of black culture in America, much like seafood is part of coastal culture`s.
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    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    "V Wrong.

    Black people populate those places predominately anywhere and every time."

    Yeah man, if you`ve ever been to some Popeyes, it`s mostly black people. It`s not racist, it`s what it is.
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    In that picture below, Obama is eating it to prove to Sharpton that he is really black and not just half black.
    @LandoGriffin THAT is the funniest thing I`ve read on IAB for AGES! (also funny is @kitteh9`s picture! lolz!) It also explains Sharpton`s expression:
    "Well I`ll be darned! He IS a black man!"

    Also: DANG IT! I had KFC yesterday, and I coulda got it for free if I`d killed someone first.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    Now I`m hungry for Popeye`s. Way better than KFC IMO.
  35. Profile photo of MissIndepend
    MissIndepend Female 30-39
    75 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    KFC... making CONVICTS confess their guilt in the early 21th century with cole slaw, mash and a biscuit
  36. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm

  37. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    someone has a food fetish
  38. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I`m sorry but it`s amusing to me when people are stereotypical. I mean there are stereotypes for a reason.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    nom noms
  40. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    Was watermelon a part of the deal as well?
  41. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:44 am
    Love it, and I love fried chicken.
  42. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    @ AngryYouth: Troll Fail. Your `88` and `14 words` tattoos are showing.
  43. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    odd title
    "I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFC"
  44. Profile photo of RobertE92
    RobertE92 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Oh I love a good stereotype!
  45. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 12:09 am
    The mighty power of KFC
  46. Profile photo of Ricky_Lahey
    Ricky_Lahey Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:36 am
    "Wolf described the civil ceremony as `bittersweet`" hahahaha.
  47. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:57 am
    Cool story. He eventually said he was temporarily insane for chicken and has appealed anyway. The deal wasnt ordered by the defendant. They showed up in the interview room with a mountain of fast food and sweets, and said confess and its yours. Also, when family sent him money, the guards would take all the ones and exchange them for big bills so he couldnt use the vending machines. Hilarious. But now he will probably be back to murder and rape as a free man on account of police bribing him with fried chicken. I wouldnt be surprised to see a racism charge as well. You cant just show up and assume that a black man will say "go ahead and send me to jail for 30 years with no trial, i just gots to have me some of that chicken" thats not pc. But it seems to have worked. Kind of

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