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Date: 03/29/11 03:30 PM

69 Responses to Help Me! I`ve Glued My Hat To My Head

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Link: Help Me! I`ve Glued My Hat To My Head - Halloween goes bad for Shawn when doctors attempt to remove the crowning glory of his outfit--a tiny sequined top-hat.
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    red_shades Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    So much fail I couldn`t watch all 3 minutes and 37 seconds of this...
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    "so i decided to use superglue"

    and it was on hearing those words your honour that I determined that euthanasia was not just justifiable, but needed.

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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    I laughed soooo hard holy crap...
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    He was in good spirits despite the predicament. I laughed my arse off!
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    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    ....
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Those hats are expensive! I wouldn`t have cut it off (looked better on anyways).
    Then again, I probably wouldn`t have super glued it to my head.
    Wig and lots of bobby pins next time mate!
  8. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Anyone else think Adebisi from OZ when they saw this?
  9. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Two words: Spirit Gum. Come on, no self respecting cross dresser doesn`t have a bottle on hand. Shame!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    shouldn`t of cut it. if he had to have it on his head for another day i would of just left it as it it.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Anyone else think Adebisi from OZ when they saw this?

    no when hes leaving it looks like hes got a hole in his head like that cow with a whole in its stomach!!!!
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    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    when they say partner, they mean like business partner... right?
  13. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    what a fag
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    nail polish remover with acetone will disolve superglue.

    I learned that when I glue my ... never mind, just trust me it works.
  15. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    You just know that somewhere Elton John is saying to himself, "Now that`s just bloody brilliant. Why didn`t I think of that?"
  16. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    DERP.
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    SO flamboyant
  18. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    that`s hilarious :D
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    itzazoom Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    well, good thing typical superglue was originally sesigned as a replacement for stitches and will dissolve sloly in a wet and worm environment, say a cut in your skin so thats not as gar off as it seems. still, nice looks.
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Ha derp indeed
  21. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    Who goes to the hospital for that?!
  22. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    I don`t get it...Just take a shower, and also use some acetone based something or other. It comes off eventually with liquid
  23. Profile photo of mechonga
    mechonga Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    He just wants to show off his fierce little hat.
  24. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    You not tried taking a hot shower you knobhead? >:( Way to waste the money of the hard working British folk!
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    Seriously, I`d bathe my head in gasoline before I`d head to the ER.
  26. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    @alk3v: That just makes you sound like a right pillock ;) Then again, you`d have to be a bit of a div to glue a hat to your head, so maybe you`re right.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Good thing he went to the doctors... Could he really not figure that out by himself?
  28. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    kalimata- that`s cause your are a man...


    oooohhhh burn....
  29. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    They have the ability to take that off with out making him wait. When I was three I super glued my eye shut - parent`s think i may have assumed the tube was makeup. And they were able to open my eye that day with some sort of solution. I can`t think of what it was but my mom said it was something common and she already had at home and wished she had known so the Dr. bill could have been avoided.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    @PinkHomicide - Probably acetone, it`s found in nail vanish remover. Not too sure about the risks to the eyes with that stuff though... can`t be worse than superglue though. :P
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    ....?????????? Nail polish remover and don`t admit you are this freaking stupid. Thankfully they cant breed.
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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    Retard
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    So cute. So dumb.
  34. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    I wonder, what kind of outfit was the tiny hat a part of? Must have been something incredibly lame.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    You can leave your hat on....
  36. Profile photo of MakiTaki
    MakiTaki Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    What a great doctor! I would be like JD from Scrubs ... OMG LOL LOL everyone come look at this, can I have a picture on my cel?
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    OMG so funny
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    stupid
  39. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    I wonder, what kind of outfit was the tiny hat a part of? Must have been something incredibly lame.

    Or Incredibly faaabulous <3

    She said it was `fancy dress theme` so I`m guessing he probably wore some sort of suit/vest/tophat type theme..
  40. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    What a stupid dude do some drating research adding nail polish remover will dissolves the glue in on sec he deserves having this stupid hat on his head for 2-3 days dumb ass!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    I guess they don`t require British medical students to take chemistry, else the doctor would have known that you can easily remove superglue with acetone which is the main ingredient in fingernail polish remover.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    loved the choise of music: " You can leave your hat on "... LOL...
  43. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    too gay to function
  44. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    912 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:13 am
    yeah... i`m pretty surprised that methyl-ethyl ketone or acetone weren`t perscribed.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:53 am
    Have to say the hat rather suited him. I would have waited a while beffore going to A&E as it would have come off pretty fast on its own!
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    JJdagdelen Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:01 am
    hahaha, why didn`t he just put some acetone on the edges?
  47. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2058 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:15 am
    dumb question, wtf is A&E?
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    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Hmm... dressing up as a homo? Not much of a costume for him, now is it?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:40 am
    WTF just WTF I take it he dosen`t know the power of turpentine or acetone.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:49 am
    dumb question, wtf is A&E?
    Accident and Emergency. The ER basically.

    I guess they don`t require British medical students to take chemistry
    They usually do, but then they spend 5 years learning exclusively medicine at university before they even become a junior doctor, so it`s probably understandable that they may have forgotten some of the aspects of school work that aren`t essential to their vocation.

    Maths is usually a requirement for medicine too, but I wouldn`t criticise my doctor for not remembering the integral of cos(x) because he`s been busy learning medical stuff for 5 years.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 8:21 am
    i wouldnt either. but i would expect someone smart emough to get into med school to know how to take off a hat without using medical knowledge.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:42 am
    lol
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    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Next time: Spirit gum. It sticks REALLY well - and it usually comes with a remover.
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Another win for the stereotypes ¬_¬
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Oh just to point out to those confused, in the UK "Fancy Dress" is another term for Costume, so a Fancy Dress Party is a Costume Party.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2058 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    @almightybob1 thanks.

    although in America when morons do this they call the ambulance. This is lame to the stuff I`ve seen.
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    the level of human intelligence never seizes to amaze me.
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    Red_Fear Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    I absolutely love Bizarre ER! Never fails to crack me up. This is not my fav one though, that has to be the guy who glued a hover to his penis
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    reminds me of adibisi and his little gravity defying hat
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    todayistodie Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    i can die now knowing what a gay british accent sounds like.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    @todayistodie

    its not pretty, is it?
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    @cityncolour
    ...ceases...
  63. Profile photo of AkunekoRai
    AkunekoRai Female 18-29
    42 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    I wish I could go to the doctor to get a super glued hat off of my head and not have to pay for it. I wonder how much this would cost someone in America.
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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    ...well it is good to know that it only took 12 hours and not two or three days. I like a happy ending. :-)
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    snazzro2000 Female 13-17
    8 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    hahahhh oh my lord. this is drating amazing
  66. Profile photo of insanmonster
    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 12:46 am
    it has been bothering my quite a bit why that doctor didn`t tell him right away to go home and rub nail polish remover on it (you know those guys had some) and then it hit me, that Doctor probably knew that acetone takes off super glue. He was just having a little fun with stupid people. If I was as quick thinking as this Doctor I would do the same.
  67. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 1:46 am
    @insanmonster

    Perhaps the doctor knows there is a safety risk with using acetone, especially on the head (where it might get into the eyes).

    Or even if there isn`t a safety risk, if this "treatment" hasn`t been medically tested, then I can`t see how the doctor can justafiably recommend it without the full facts of the potential consequences.

    Yes, anecdotally, you all know that acetone will remove it...but do you REALLY want your doctors prescribing treatments to you based on anecdotes?

    The doctor here knew that the safest thing to do was leave it to come off in time.

    Safety > a few days of embarrassment.
  68. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:24 am
    @AkunekoRai

    i do love our free healthcare system :D

    on a side note, this was hilarious! he took it so well too aha :)
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 8:38 am
    should have just left the hat on and just gone with it

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