Get A Date Guaranteed Every Time [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago Funny

Just follow these 3 simple steps.
There are 47 comments:
Female 58
As a girl...if I saw that, I`d laugh and then try to analyze the guy`s actual dick size, since it`s clearly not actually huge if he`s reading a book like that in public.
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Female 107
Hmm... and what about the big dissatisfaction, when first going under the blankets and this supposedly big fella is actually a minor...
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Male 2,419
"How to spend your massive inheritance."
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Male 260
i mean:
@emmettyville, Failx4
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Male 260
Fail x 4
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Female 4,349
wtf?
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Female 4,349
I imagine it would actually be a huge hanicap.
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Female 4,349
I mean, handicap.
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Female 4,349
I imagine it would actually be a huge hanicap.
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Female 934
I hate living with my Giant Penis. He never pays rent and he eats all of my breakfast cereal.
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Female 654
i think "living with your giant wallet" works better too.
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Male 6,694
LOL
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Male 439
I`m now going to write a book and name it `how to live with your giant penis` the book would probably suck but I bet it would still sell.
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Female 673
...This would probably work on me. lol.
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Female 38
Claps @DrProfessor
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Male 734
I think a book cover that says "Living with your giant wallet" would work better.
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Male 2,988
"Twilight for dummies"

i`d rather be single and masterbate the rest of my life than spend time with a Twitard
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Male 3,894
This is dumb and based around the fact that guys think a giant penis is the same as a giant rack (i.e. it will get any woman to sleep with them).
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Male 2,619
Some other titles that might get you a date...
"how to listen more intently to the other sex"
"cooking for two"
"convincing women you aren`t weird, nor have a fetish for prosthetic limbs"
"wishy washy baby waby time is fun fun FUN!"
"Twilight for dummies"
"Let me run my trousers through your hair"
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Female 174
@doopliss75 hahaha
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Female 322
If a guy feels the need to bring attention to his "large penis" then he probably isn`t very big
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Male 737
better still, Caretta, continue on to say, "and who knew it was so DEEP?!?!?"
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Male 540
Complain loudly about how cold the water in the toilets is here, put some obvious drips of water on the knee of your trousers and try to look embarassed.
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Male 74
This back-fires when people think you`re reading gay erotic literature
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Male 101
"Living with a large penis for dummies."© :D
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Male 8,302
Why would I need to print a fake cover like that? I already have that book on my shelf.
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Male 25,416
or go all out there -

Im reading a book because i have a large penis
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Male 25,416
Could use a magazine and title it - Pants and underwear for the very gifted
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Male 25,416
Thats not gonna work, it has to be subtle like :

Its a long hard day

or

Huge dong isnt wrong!


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Male 559
you`d have more success if you titled it
"LIVING WITH YOUR MASSIVE WEALTH"
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Female 277
As a female I can safely say that a giant d!ck would be horrible. It`s all about how you use it.
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Male 1,182
is he jerking it?
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Male 3,472
And... she will call your bluff because thats how whores are.
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Male 164
I just have one rule.

1) Hit her with a brick.
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Male 1,931
Don Dongly... heh.
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Male 1,083
@Pooptart19

that is faster but it`s more difficult.
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Male 794
@imnakdjumpme
dude its not a mazda hatchback, its a 89 toyota camry, get it straight......btw that is what i drive and there is no need for a giant penis book cover, just have confidence, for some reason women love that poo, and that is why i drive 89 camry, confidence
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Female 2,120
1. Don`t be a hairy cave troll
2. ???
3. GET LAID
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Male 722
That`s just flat-out ignorant, not hot or cool or whatever you`re trying to prove.
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Male 2,440
I have a quicker method:

Step One: Have lots of money.

End.
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Male 953
This is like a Padded Push Up Bra for a Guy.... Pay backs a Bit*h Ladies! :)
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Male 598
This is also how to lose a date; once they find out the truth... Its like telling them you`re rich then picking them up in your `87 mint-green Mazda hatchback
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Male 1,587
scottserious- it sure does look that way
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Male 11,740
AKA - How to Get Kicked Out of Almost Every Public Place in Record Time

Or possibly get hit on by people you`d rather not know.
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Male 15,510
Lmao @ScottSerious I was thinking the same thing
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Male 5,314
is he fapping?
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Male 2,620
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