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Date: 03/29/11 09:46 AM

47 Responses to Get A Date Guaranteed Every Time [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: Get A Date Guaranteed Every Time - Just follow these 3 simple steps.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
    is he fapping?
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:00 am
    Lmao @ScottSerious I was thinking the same thing
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:02 am
    AKA - How to Get Kicked Out of Almost Every Public Place in Record Time

    Or possibly get hit on by people you`d rather not know.
  5. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:06 am
    scottserious- it sure does look that way
  6. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
    This is also how to lose a date; once they find out the truth... Its like telling them you`re rich then picking them up in your `87 mint-green Mazda hatchback
  7. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:41 am
    This is like a Padded Push Up Bra for a Guy.... Pay backs a Bit*h Ladies! :)
  8. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:42 am
    I have a quicker method:

    Step One: Have lots of money.

    End.
  9. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:25 am
    That`s just flat-out ignorant, not hot or cool or whatever you`re trying to prove.
  10. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:47 am
    1. Don`t be a hairy cave troll
    2. ???
    3. GET LAID
  11. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 11:59 am
    @imnakdjumpme
    dude its not a mazda hatchback, its a 89 toyota camry, get it straight......btw that is what i drive and there is no need for a giant penis book cover, just have confidence, for some reason women love that poo, and that is why i drive 89 camry, confidence
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    @Pooptart19

    that is faster but it`s more difficult.
  13. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Don Dongly... heh.
  14. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    I just have one rule.

    1) Hit her with a brick.
  15. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    And... she will call your bluff because thats how whores are.
  16. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    is he jerking it?
  17. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    As a female I can safely say that a giant d!ck would be horrible. It`s all about how you use it.
  18. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    you`d have more success if you titled it
    "LIVING WITH YOUR MASSIVE WEALTH"
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Thats not gonna work, it has to be subtle like :

    Its a long hard day

    or

    Huge dong isnt wrong!


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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Could use a magazine and title it - Pants and underwear for the very gifted
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    or go all out there -

    Im reading a book because i have a large penis
  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    Why would I need to print a fake cover like that? I already have that book on my shelf.
  23. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    "Living with a large penis for dummies."© :D
  24. Profile photo of doopliss75
    doopliss75 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    This back-fires when people think you`re reading gay erotic literature
  25. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Complain loudly about how cold the water in the toilets is here, put some obvious drips of water on the knee of your trousers and try to look embarassed.
  26. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    better still, Caretta, continue on to say, "and who knew it was so DEEP?!?!?"
  27. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    If a guy feels the need to bring attention to his "large penis" then he probably isn`t very big
  28. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    @doopliss75 hahaha
  29. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Some other titles that might get you a date...
    "how to listen more intently to the other sex"
    "cooking for two"
    "convincing women you aren`t weird, nor have a fetish for prosthetic limbs"
    "wishy washy baby waby time is fun fun FUN!"
    "Twilight for dummies"
    "Let me run my trousers through your hair"
  30. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    This is dumb and based around the fact that guys think a giant penis is the same as a giant rack (i.e. it will get any woman to sleep with them).
  31. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    "Twilight for dummies"

    i`d rather be single and masterbate the rest of my life than spend time with a Twitard
  32. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    I think a book cover that says "Living with your giant wallet" would work better.
  33. Profile photo of anafa
    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:01 am
    Claps @DrProfessor
  34. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 3:39 am
    ...This would probably work on me. lol.
  35. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:13 am
    I`m now going to write a book and name it `how to live with your giant penis` the book would probably suck but I bet it would still sell.
  36. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 8:40 am
    LOL
  37. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 8:54 am
    i think "living with your giant wallet" works better too.
  38. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:21 am
    I hate living with my Giant Penis. He never pays rent and he eats all of my breakfast cereal.
  39. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    I imagine it would actually be a huge hanicap.
  40. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    I mean, handicap.
  41. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    I imagine it would actually be a huge hanicap.
  42. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    wtf?
  43. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    Fail x 4
  44. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    i mean:
    @emmettyville, Failx4
  45. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 10:24 am
    "How to spend your massive inheritance."
  46. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Hmm... and what about the big dissatisfaction, when first going under the blankets and this supposedly big fella is actually a minor...
  47. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    As a girl...if I saw that, I`d laugh and then try to analyze the guy`s actual dick size, since it`s clearly not actually huge if he`s reading a book like that in public.

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