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Date: 03/19/11 12:36 PM

116 Responses to Fairwood Elementary Metal Rock Club

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Link: Fairwood Elementary Metal Rock Club - I think it`s fair to say that metal rock is almost dead... at least after this performance. Love the tots` reactions.
  2. Profile photo of bentley22
    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    dear god, that was atrocious
  3. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    They suck...
  4. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    They definitely sucked but I don`t think metal is anywhere close to being dead.
  5. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Whoa...
  6. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Why? Just...why?
  7. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    hahahahha it`s so embarrassing to watch!! hahah
  8. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Wow I had no idea what they were playing and then I caught the lyrics and wanted to cry.
  9. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    um..
  10. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    they were like,"er, can we go back to class and do some maths or something? please?"
    I dont blame them...
  11. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    There`s a lot of wrong things with this vid,first disturbed isn`t metal...no guitar...two singers........FAIL
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    child abuse
  13. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I threw up...........
  14. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    This sounds more like free jazz than metal...
  15. Profile photo of that1joshguy
    that1joshguy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    there was one kid on the far side kinda almost trying to get into it lol.
  16. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    @mclovin973
    Disturbed isn`t metal?... Are you serious or is it
    just a joke I don`t get?

    Anyway... Wow, maybe it wouldn`t look that bad if
    it weren`t for those guys on stage dancing around
    in circles like the Smurfs
  17. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    I feel bad for them.
  18. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    aww they love it
  19. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    @iceblack
    no, Disturbed is hard rock with some metal influences, sometimes referred to as "nu-metal". They have more in common with SOAD and Korn than Iron Maiden, Slayer, or 3 Inches of Blood. Music is a gradient, however, and nobody will ever agree on where to draw the lines.

    Regardless of genre, has any School Assembly ever produced tolerable music?
  20. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    I`m embarrassed for them
  21. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    @Volsunga
    Agree, they have almost nothing in common with those
    bands, but that doesn`t mean it isn`t metal. Who said
    those bands were "more" metal than others?

    They are just different kinds of metal. As you said,
    they are "Nu Metal"... Which is (Redundant much) a
    style of metal, but metal nonetheless
  22. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Ok, so you got a high score on Rock Band. That does not make you a real rock star.
  23. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Someone needs to show that drummer how to count to four.
  24. Profile photo of EthanCoker
    EthanCoker Male 18-29
    52 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    hahahahaaha, kids: lets start a metal group.
    other kids: yeah! anybody play any instruments?
    one guy: bass, kinda.
    other kid: drums, kinda.
    The rest: we can mosh...
  25. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    The hellllll
  26. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Well they did say "With Metal anything is possible."

    Guess they kinda proved it.
  27. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    ....
  28. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    @iceblack yea disturbed is just gay....one real metal band mercyful fate
  29. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    trust me, i love basically all forms of metal, but this was just so bad that i felt embarrassed...
  30. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    wasting time like this is probably one of the reasons that our kids are all so retarded.
  31. Profile photo of lemanziosmif
    lemanziosmif Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Fancylad: please take an English class.
  32. Profile photo of Fizban
    Fizban Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    The reason metal has such a bad name is because of this, and because of the so-called `metal` bands that these morons are trying to play.
  33. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm
  34. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    haha look at the little black kid in the front row not even move at the end.
  35. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm
  36. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    THIS.SUCKED.
  37. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    My ears they hurt
  38. Profile photo of Bewsa30
    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    @KekS and 17945 pmsl. This was truly awful.
  39. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    wow, butchered.
  40. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    Shiiiiuuuut...way to rape a good song.
  41. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    IT BURNS US!
  42. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    @McLovin973 Great band. Mercyful Fate and King Diamond are about the best
  43. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    That was truly horrible...
  44. Profile photo of Obliviously
    Obliviously Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    They are terrible.
  45. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    I just died a little inside...maybe more than just a little....
  46. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    eww what the drat lame
  47. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    web redemption?
  48. Profile photo of Gengar
    Gengar Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    PAIN!
  49. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    YUCK!
  50. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    I discovered one kid in the public that must have liked it, a blond kid in the middle is the only one that moves...
  51. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    uhm...
    hmmm...

    let it go on the record that we do not like these lames...
  52. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    For music sake, stop playing your instrument right now and stop calling yourself metal
  53. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Holy drat... this is right up there with some of the most awkward internet videos I`ve ever seen
  54. Profile photo of Turducken
    Turducken Male 18-29
    62 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    way to kill pantera. good job
  55. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    WOW that band sucks.. also, this kind of made me miss my chain-pants days..
  56. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    side note: what is up with the group of kids dancing on stage? err.. i assume that is dancing..
  57. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    Come on, why two people who can`t sing, wouldn`t one be enough? Sad to think they couldn`t find anyone to play a guitar, or even pick a song to finish.
  58. Profile photo of Kourogi
    Kourogi Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    Slipknot calls themselves hard rock most of the time. This is barely rock.
  59. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Seriously?.........no guitars at all too?! Makes me wanna hurl.
  60. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    dear drating god drat drat drat dratdratdratdratdratdrat F U C K my drating ears "through metal anything is possible" drat you you suck drop the mic come back and see me when you sound like kittie
  61. Profile photo of joemamma123
    joemamma123 Male 40-49
    46 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    "Suckage" plays for a packed gymnasium.
  62. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    " and it`s with metal you anything is possible" ..umm, i don`t think it`s possible to suck any harder
  63. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    LOL the kids are just like o_o i guess it isnt beiber enough for em.. or rap.. or some other crap..
  64. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    that was neither metal or rock..they didn`t even have a guitarist......
  65. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Bass, Drums and Suck-ass vocals? This is the cause of teen suicide.
  66. Profile photo of Wildcats2008
    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    Most likely no one will agree with me but as a bass player...the bassist wasn`t half bad...he got the jist of the riffs he did try to play.

    But I agree with everyone else...overall suckage. I would have NEVER gotten up there to do something like that without at least a full band...a halfway decent band can cover for poor vocals...
  67. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    1:@0 the worst disturbed cover i have ever heard
  68. Profile photo of jpfu220
    jpfu220 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    what are the kids on stage doing?!
  69. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    1:20 the worst disturbed cover i have ever heard


    followed by the worst korn cover ever

    this could have been decent if they had a guitarist
  70. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    why...why did I watch the whole damn thing...why!!! Why have I become THIS BORED!!??? The horror! THE HORROR!
  71. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    Their guitarist must have called in sick that day. That was really sad.
  72. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    This is GHABIDGE
  73. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    I thought from the title and caption they were just going to start shredding and the kids would hate it because it was loud or something.
    This is far worse than I could possibly have imagined.
  74. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    Oh god. I have to get high and listen to Pantera now.
  75. Profile photo of Mckinneysgay
    Mckinneysgay Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 12:01 am
    drat. just drat.
  76. Profile photo of ScottishTree
    ScottishTree Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 12:30 am
    AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KILL IT KILL IT NOW before it defiles anything else.
  77. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 12:31 am
    hahaha whatever man, you hear how many ideas are in this one song? lol these kids memorized this whole thing remember... anyway everyone of your favorite musicians has played this exact concert more than once before you knew them.

    but get a damn guitarist kids!!?!@#%@!
  78. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 1:17 am
    ah middle school
  79. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 1:28 am
    awwwwwwwww, my high school sweetheart played in a band very similar to this lol.
  80. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 1:33 am
    That was possibly the most terrible thing I`ve EVER heard. I just listened to Pantera today, and they destroyed it...
  81. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2011 at 1:43 am
    remember the first time you tried to talk? yeah it wasn`t pretty, but you got to learn... I`m no saying that it`s good, but it looks like they (the band) enjoy it, so I say good for them and hope they get better at this :-/
  82. Profile photo of flexus
    flexus Male 30-39
    50 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 3:08 am
    was anyone else thinking a telphone kiosk is going to show up with rufus inside
  83. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 3:46 am
    All it took was seeing the "super unique" Hot Topic wardrobes and I had to click off. I don`t mind Goth styles if the people are truly artists and have an ounce of creativity. I am old enough that I have known some people who actually had some real creative schit going on before everything about the culture was watered down by franchises and the internet. Now these idiots have this "Instant potatoes" idea of creativity. Just add water, a Hot Topic punch card, a bit of pretension and a will to be "Dark" and you are set. Hot Topic is the Kentucky Fried Chicken of subculture. I see a group of people wearing that crap and I run. I run like hell and unless they have a nice set of mammaries and a tight butt I do not look back.
  84. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 4:07 am
    I can understand if their guitar player quit...
  85. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 4:11 am
    Please! Can any one bring this crowd under control!
  86. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 4:34 am
    wow they butcher pantera`s walk, I almost didn`t recognize it and then the painful reality....
  87. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 5:08 am
    and such is high school.
  88. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 5:28 am
    "with metal, anything is possible" We can only hop.
  89. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 6:43 am
    Poor kids...
  90. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 8:53 am
    The crowd was told that if they clap at the end they would never have to sit through something like that again
  91. Profile photo of prettymaryk
    prettymaryk Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:13 am
    No guitar? Wtf?
  92. Profile photo of rajdc
    rajdc Male 30-39
    9 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:21 am
    MORE COWBELL!
  93. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Performing a Pantera song without a guitarist is a pretty terrible idea. I"m glad they`re playing metal though, giving the kids a little culture.
  94. Profile photo of beckyn3kids
    beckyn3kids Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Might not have been the best performance, but the fact that the school allows it is fantastic!!
  95. Profile photo of whosliam
    whosliam Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 11:50 am
    all hail lord kramdar!...... haha at 2:18 i see one person getting into it..... lol so lonely
  96. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Oh the horror.
  97. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    at least they are getting gigs.
  98. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    )-|
  99. Profile photo of nicodemus
    nicodemus Male 40-49
    81 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    this is pure punk... just DO IT... just drating DO IT.. 1976 UK salutes you !!!
  100. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    March 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    That`s not metal....that`s just noise! These kids have no idea what metal is if that`s what they call this crap!
  101. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:39 am
    um. I know metal.

    ...that`s not metal....
  102. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:39 am
    They`re thinking... "oh god, will this be me in a few years?!"

    I am a fan of metal, but I`ve never tried to convince myself that I could sing/play it. And whhhyyyy an elementary school of all places?
  103. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:10 am
    Does anyone but me realize that a name like Fairwood Elementary and metal rock should never be uttered in the same breath?
  104. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:37 am
    Thats awful. Butchers!
  105. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:38 am
    "Metal up your..."
  106. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 6:40 am
    When does the metal start?
  107. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 7:25 am
    so much fail.
  108. Profile photo of psykoboy264
    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 8:14 am
    these people should be executed for destroying the good name of Metal.
  109. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Was that supposed to be Disturbed? I couldn`t even watch the whole thing.
  110. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Oh hey they`re playing Nirvana
  111. Profile photo of psychoticx
    psychoticx Female 18-29
    2 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    pantera? fail.
  112. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    it hurt to listen to so much fail
  113. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    they are so bad they make rebecca black look talented
  114. Profile photo of Mckinneysgay
    Mckinneysgay Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    if im having a bad day, i always come back n watch this video for a good laugh
  115. Profile photo of Mckinneysgay
    Mckinneysgay Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 21, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    still awesome

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