Fairwood Elementary Metal Rock Club

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

I think it"s fair to say that metal rock is almost dead... at least after this performance. Love the tots" reactions.
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Male 153
still awesome
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Male 153
if im having a bad day, i always come back n watch this video for a good laugh
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Male 2,988
they are so bad they make rebecca black look talented
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Female 3,001
it hurt to listen to so much fail
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Female 2
pantera? fail.
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Male 1,540
Oh hey they`re playing Nirvana
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Male 1,815
Was that supposed to be Disturbed? I couldn`t even watch the whole thing.
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Male 67
these people should be executed for destroying the good name of Metal.
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Male 1,287
so much fail.
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Female 141
When does the metal start?
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Male 3,477
"Metal up your..."
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Male 3,477
Thats awful. Butchers!
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Male 116
Does anyone but me realize that a name like Fairwood Elementary and metal rock should never be uttered in the same breath?
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Female 185
They`re thinking... "oh god, will this be me in a few years?!"

I am a fan of metal, but I`ve never tried to convince myself that I could sing/play it. And whhhyyyy an elementary school of all places?
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Female 956
um. I know metal.

...that`s not metal....
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Male 649
That`s not metal....that`s just noise! These kids have no idea what metal is if that`s what they call this crap!
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Male 81
this is pure punk... just DO IT... just drating DO IT.. 1976 UK salutes you !!!
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Female 3,598
)-|
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Male 378
at least they are getting gigs.
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Female 1,236
Oh the horror.
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Male 39
all hail lord kramdar!...... haha at 2:18 i see one person getting into it..... lol so lonely
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Female 80
Might not have been the best performance, but the fact that the school allows it is fantastic!!
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Male 204
Performing a Pantera song without a guitarist is a pretty terrible idea. I"m glad they`re playing metal though, giving the kids a little culture.
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Male 9
MORE COWBELL!
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Female 74
No guitar? Wtf?
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Female 734
The crowd was told that if they clap at the end they would never have to sit through something like that again
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Male 2,436
Poor kids...
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Male 759
"with metal, anything is possible" We can only hop.
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Male 1,364
and such is high school.
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Male 514
wow they butcher pantera`s walk, I almost didn`t recognize it and then the painful reality....
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Male 116
Please! Can any one bring this crowd under control!
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Female 412
I can understand if their guitar player quit...
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Female 535
All it took was seeing the "super unique" Hot Topic wardrobes and I had to click off. I don`t mind Goth styles if the people are truly artists and have an ounce of creativity. I am old enough that I have known some people who actually had some real creative schit going on before everything about the culture was watered down by franchises and the internet. Now these idiots have this "Instant potatoes" idea of creativity. Just add water, a Hot Topic punch card, a bit of pretension and a will to be "Dark" and you are set. Hot Topic is the Kentucky Fried Chicken of subculture. I see a group of people wearing that crap and I run. I run like hell and unless they have a nice set of mammaries and a tight butt I do not look back.
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Male 50
was anyone else thinking a telphone kiosk is going to show up with rufus inside
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Male 3,076
remember the first time you tried to talk? yeah it wasn`t pretty, but you got to learn... I`m no saying that it`s good, but it looks like they (the band) enjoy it, so I say good for them and hope they get better at this :-/
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Male 337
That was possibly the most terrible thing I`ve EVER heard. I just listened to Pantera today, and they destroyed it...
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Female 833
awwwwwwwww, my high school sweetheart played in a band very similar to this lol.
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Male 166
ah middle school
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Male 1,297
hahaha whatever man, you hear how many ideas are in this one song? lol these kids memorized this whole thing remember... anyway everyone of your favorite musicians has played this exact concert more than once before you knew them.

but get a damn guitarist [email protected]#%@!
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Male 38
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KILL IT KILL IT NOW before it defiles anything else.
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Male 153
drat. just drat.
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Female 374
Oh god. I have to get high and listen to Pantera now.
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Male 4,290
I thought from the title and caption they were just going to start shredding and the kids would hate it because it was loud or something.
This is far worse than I could possibly have imagined.
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Male 683
This is GHABIDGE
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Female 123
Their guitarist must have called in sick that day. That was really sad.
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Female 1,203
why...why did I watch the whole damn thing...why!!! Why have I become THIS BORED!!??? The horror! THE HORROR!
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Male 510
1:20 the worst disturbed cover i have ever heard


followed by the worst korn cover ever

this could have been decent if they had a guitarist
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Male 65
what are the kids on stage doing?!
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Male 510
1:@0 the worst disturbed cover i have ever heard
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Male 237
Most likely no one will agree with me but as a bass player...the bassist wasn`t half bad...he got the jist of the riffs he did try to play.

But I agree with everyone else...overall suckage. I would have NEVER gotten up there to do something like that without at least a full band...a halfway decent band can cover for poor vocals...
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Male 50
Bass, Drums and Suck-ass vocals? This is the cause of teen suicide.
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Male 329
that was neither metal or rock..they didn`t even have a guitarist......
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Male 718
LOL the kids are just like o_o i guess it isnt beiber enough for em.. or rap.. or some other crap..
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Male 260
" and it`s with metal you anything is possible" ..umm, i don`t think it`s possible to suck any harder
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Male 46
"Suckage" plays for a packed gymnasium.
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Male 271
dear drating god drat drat drat dratdratdratdratdratdrat F U C K my drating ears "through metal anything is possible" drat you you suck drop the mic come back and see me when you sound like kittie
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Male 2,690
Seriously?.........no guitars at all too?! Makes me wanna hurl.
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Male 82
Slipknot calls themselves hard rock most of the time. This is barely rock.
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Male 1,735
Come on, why two people who can`t sing, wouldn`t one be enough? Sad to think they couldn`t find anyone to play a guitar, or even pick a song to finish.
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Female 2,695
side note: what is up with the group of kids dancing on stage? err.. i assume that is dancing..
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Female 2,695
WOW that band sucks.. also, this kind of made me miss my chain-pants days..
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Male 62
way to kill pantera. good job
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Male 174
Holy drat... this is right up there with some of the most awkward internet videos I`ve ever seen
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Male 423
For music sake, stop playing your instrument right now and stop calling yourself metal
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Male 3,745
uhm...
hmmm...

let it go on the record that we do not like these lames...
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Male 1,569
I discovered one kid in the public that must have liked it, a blond kid in the middle is the only one that moves...
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Male 3,060
YUCK!
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Male 9
PAIN!
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Female 850
web redemption?
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Female 323
eww what the drat lame
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Male 761
I just died a little inside...maybe more than just a little....
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Male 28
They are terrible.
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Male 139
That was truly horrible...
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Male 514
@McLovin973 Great band. Mercyful Fate and King Diamond are about the best
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Male 12,138
IT BURNS US!
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Male 2,332
Shiiiiuuuut...way to rape a good song.
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Male 977
wow, butchered.
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Male 36
@KekS and 17945 pmsl. This was truly awful.
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Male 25,416
My ears they hurt
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Male 402
THIS.SUCKED.
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Male 588
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Male 134
haha look at the little black kid in the front row not even move at the end.
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Male 724
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Male 125
The reason metal has such a bad name is because of this, and because of the so-called `metal` bands that these morons are trying to play.
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Male 2
Fancylad: please take an English class.
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Male 776
wasting time like this is probably one of the reasons that our kids are all so retarded.
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Male 2,004
trust me, i love basically all forms of metal, but this was just so bad that i felt embarrassed...
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Male 407
@iceblack yea disturbed is just gay....one real metal band mercyful fate
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Male 864
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Male 1,920
Well they did say "With Metal anything is possible."

Guess they kinda proved it.
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Male 740
The hellllll
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Male 52
hahahahaaha, kids: lets start a metal group.
other kids: yeah! anybody play any instruments?
one guy: bass, kinda.
other kid: drums, kinda.
The rest: we can mosh...
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Male 51
Someone needs to show that drummer how to count to four.
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Male 551
@Volsunga
Agree, they have almost nothing in common with those
bands, but that doesn`t mean it isn`t metal. Who said
those bands were "more" metal than others?

They are just different kinds of metal. As you said,
they are "Nu Metal"... Which is (Redundant much) a
style of metal, but metal nonetheless
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Female 843
Ok, so you got a high score on Rock Band. That does not make you a real rock star.
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Male 373
I`m embarrassed for them
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Male 1,547
@iceblack
no, Disturbed is hard rock with some metal influences, sometimes referred to as "nu-metal". They have more in common with SOAD and Korn than Iron Maiden, Slayer, or 3 Inches of Blood. Music is a gradient, however, and nobody will ever agree on where to draw the lines.

Regardless of genre, has any School Assembly ever produced tolerable music?
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Male 1,249
aww they love it
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Female 133
I feel bad for them.
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Male 551
@mclovin973
Disturbed isn`t metal?... Are you serious or is it
just a joke I don`t get?

Anyway... Wow, maybe it wouldn`t look that bad if
it weren`t for those guys on stage dancing around
in circles like the Smurfs
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Male 232
there was one kid on the far side kinda almost trying to get into it lol.
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Male 239
This sounds more like free jazz than metal...
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Male 425
I threw up...........
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Male 39,958

child abuse
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Male 407
There`s a lot of wrong things with this vid,first disturbed isn`t metal...no guitar...two singers........FAIL
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Female 4,441
they were like,"er, can we go back to class and do some maths or something? please?"
I dont blame them...
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Female 1,893
um..
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Male 541
My dad says Hardcore is just a bunch of noise... I disagree... But this is where metal does turn into just a bunch of noise.
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Male 928
Wow I had no idea what they were playing and then I caught the lyrics and wanted to cry.
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Male 910
hahahahha it`s so embarrassing to watch!! hahah
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Female 2,120
Why? Just...why?
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Male 1,256
Whoa...
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Male 514
They definitely sucked but I don`t think metal is anywhere close to being dead.
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Male 1,244
They suck...
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Male 244
dear god, that was atrocious
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Male 20,920
Link: Fairwood Elementary Metal Rock Club [Rate Link] - I think it`s fair to say that metal rock is almost dead... at least after this performance. Love the tots` reactions.
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