Emeril Wants To Make Your Mom Breakfast... [Pic]

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago in Funny

...right after he butters her nooks and crannies.
There are 28 comments:
Male 6,693
I do like me some muffins for breakfast.
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Male 2,688
Best Chourico pizzas too... It broke my heart when I was living in FL for a month and I couldn`t get chourico anywhere... Drove me NUTS... And I lived in a portuguese neighborhood too...
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Female 4,039
Oooh Fall River - only place you can get a good chourico sangweege.
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Male 2,688
Yea, too bad he is only here for about 3 weeks out of the entire year... He`s a huge celebrity here. The only person from our city to ever become even remotely famous.
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Male 15
taylor_stone, do you live near Emerils home in Fall River? Good for you!
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Male 2,688
I live a few blocks from Emeril`s home in Fall River, MA. If I caught him on a day he was home (and not touring or at his various restaurants), I could probably get him to cook for my mom.
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Male 588
Nooks and craniums?
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Female 235
stay the hell away from my mom, emeril.
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Male 407
My boss did his wife,no lie
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Female 1,652
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Wtf? why is the kitchen door locked?
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Female 98
LOL @ Kingpong
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Male 639
Good, maybe now "uncle" Rick won`t have to spend the night anymore. Every time he does I hear him hurting my mommy and making her moan and groan and yell. I don`t know why she lets him come over any more, she says he`s packing downstairs but the basement looks the exact same as it did when daddy was still here.
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Male 147
Stupid.
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Male 2,436
Haha, I noticed this after buying english muffins the other day. I visualized Emeril making breakfast for my mom... creepy, very creepy.
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Male 124
I love this... BAM!!
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 264
I must be missing something. I see nothing wrong here.
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Female 2,761
I read that as "Email"
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Male 1,341
WorldofJames... I am just as lost as you are.
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Female 136
emeril- a famous chef
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Male 977
who? someone explain this for British people
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Male 39,880

the secret`s in the sauce . . .
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Male 2,552
His sauce will reach ALL the right nooks and crannies.
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Male 1,085
.....i think i cringed a little.
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Male 1,244
whoa emeril...
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Male 206
He`s gonna kick your mom up a notch. Bam!
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Female 1,603
Link: Emeril Wants To Make Your Mom Breakfast... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...right after he butters her nooks and crannies.
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