Dog With Cone Shield: Highly Productive [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem... masturbatory reasons.
There are 24 comments:
Male 66
it`s quite simple if the centence should be it is use it`s otherwise its
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Male 183
If there wasn`t that darned little comma glaring at me, I would ask you all why you care about an apostrophe.
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Male 161
And how many of you would even leave the house if you could lick your own genitals???
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Male 40
lizbian_2 is right, it`s = it is

And does anyone else see this as a metaphor for your internet connection being out?
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Male 987
Dogs with cones can talk. Dogs without cones are smart enough to keep their mouths shut.
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Male 625
Could`ve sworn there was a special rule for "its" and "it`s". You use "its" for the contraction and "it`s" for the possessive. Could be the other way around. Or it could be completely wrong.
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Male 440
@lizbian_2 said

"I hate to be `that` person, but come on... it should be "it`s", not "its"."

You don`t hate to be "that" person. You LOVE being that person. Otherwise you would not have posted. It`s cool. Take ownership of your actions. You like correcting people. No problem.
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Male 261
haha
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Female 185
I hate to be `that` person, but come on... it should be "it`s", not "its".
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Female 1,798
I`d give anything to be able to lick my own genitals.
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Male 1,587
MakiTaki- thank you. I didn`t even follow your link and I am whimpering in pain.
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Female 174
hahaha I like this pic :-)
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Female 39
In need of an antimasturbation device? thanks to the 19th and 20th century here they are 10 great options!

An example:
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Male 2,033
Glad IAB really spelled that out for us. With words. On the internet.
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Male 588
Nom nom nom...?
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Male 2,703
differences between shows using IABs link description

simpsons: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists..."

futurama: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem..."

family guy: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem... masturbatory reasons."
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 6,694
Not like they have thumbs.
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Male 876
@AngryYouth - apparently `masturbatory` is a real word.

Dictionary.com

Read down under `related forms` where you`ll find the word, with a convenient audio link.
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Male 734
@number696969 You can lick your own genitals? Do you not have a spine or ribcage or something?

Btw- "masturbatory" isn`t a word.

Still, funny post.
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Male 258
Wouldn`t really help - I could still lick my own genitals.
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Male 552
@outdoorMINER That was kinda hot in a "Please, Ma`am, Step on my genitals with your 8 inch spike stillettos once more." kinda way.
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Female 934
I can`t put my fist in your childhood dreams.
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Male 1,620
Link: Dog With Cone Shield: Highly Productive [Pic] [Rate Link] - I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem... masturbatory reasons.
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