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Date: 03/30/11 09:04 AM

24 Responses to Dog With Cone Shield: Highly Productive [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 1:34 am
    Link: Dog With Cone Shield: Highly Productive - I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem... masturbatory reasons.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:16 am
    I can`t put my fist in your childhood dreams.
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:36 am
    @outdoorMINER That was kinda hot in a "Please, Ma`am, Step on my genitals with your 8 inch spike stillettos once more." kinda way.
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    number696969 Male 30-39
    257 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 9:46 am
    Wouldn`t really help - I could still lick my own genitals.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 10:07 am
    @number696969 You can lick your own genitals? Do you not have a spine or ribcage or something?

    Btw- "masturbatory" isn`t a word.

    Still, funny post.
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 10:36 am
    @AngryYouth - apparently `masturbatory` is a real word.

    Dictionary.com

    Read down under `related forms` where you`ll find the word, with a convenient audio link.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 11:28 am
    Not like they have thumbs.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    meh...
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    differences between shows using IABs link description

    simpsons: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists..."

    futurama: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem..."

    family guy: "I wonder if they can make a cone for guys and their wrists... you know.. for, ahem... masturbatory reasons."
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Nom nom nom...?
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Glad IAB really spelled that out for us. With words. On the internet.
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    MakiTaki Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    In need of an antimasturbation device? thanks to the 19th and 20th century here they are 10 great options!

    An example:
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    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    hahaha I like this pic :-)
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    MakiTaki- thank you. I didn`t even follow your link and I am whimpering in pain.
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    I`d give anything to be able to lick my own genitals.
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    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    I hate to be `that` person, but come on... it should be "it`s", not "its".
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    March 30, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    haha
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    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 2:11 am
    @lizbian_2 said

    "I hate to be `that` person, but come on... it should be "it`s", not "its"."

    You don`t hate to be "that" person. You LOVE being that person. Otherwise you would not have posted. It`s cool. Take ownership of your actions. You like correcting people. No problem.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 4:29 am
    Could`ve sworn there was a special rule for "its" and "it`s". You use "its" for the contraction and "it`s" for the possessive. Could be the other way around. Or it could be completely wrong.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 6:41 am
    Dogs with cones can talk. Dogs without cones are smart enough to keep their mouths shut.
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    torisen Male 30-39
    40 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:16 am
    lizbian_2 is right, it`s = it is

    And does anyone else see this as a metaphor for your internet connection being out?
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    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 7:17 am
    And how many of you would even leave the house if you could lick your own genitals???
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:44 am
    If there wasn`t that darned little comma glaring at me, I would ask you all why you care about an apostrophe.
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    schvartzen Male 18-29
    66 posts
    April 1, 2011 at 1:08 am
    it`s quite simple if the centence should be it is use it`s otherwise its

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