Dear Officer, Do Something More Constructive [Pic]

Submitted by: Tanfeller 5 years ago Funny

If you have big enough "nads to leave the cops a "get bent" note, do it classy like this.
There are 38 comments:
Female 200
Move out of Detroit.
Problem solved.

Michigan only requires a back plate, my guess is that it might be Chicago, because Illinois requires both.
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Female 2,120
@idiotfilter
Sonny, I remember when we didn`t even have cars, and everyone rode around on the weak and unmarried women.
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Male 3,915
anyway on IAB old enough to recall when there WERE no speed limits?

how were them thar times?
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Male 2,893
Move out of Detroit.
Problem solved.
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Male 24
And = find

that confused me for a bit
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Male 2,332
The cops are always real heroes when it comes down to smalltime misdemeanors :p
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Male 2,419
I love how my pointing out her horrible writing, even though i knew exactly what she was trying to write, got so many responses.

U pee peal r y englush iz dyin
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Female 1,048
Did someone not buy a ticket to the police benefit ball??
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Male 1,587
mr fribbles- and a girls handwriting. wooohe I wanna meet this firecracker.
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Female 165
Nice.
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Male 2,506
I`m gonna start doing poo like this
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Female 192
This must have been in Ohio. dratin` Ohio cops...
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Male 25,416
really
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Male 588
Is that a girls name?
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Male 96
I was given a ticket by the West Chester Ohio dipsh*ts for having an obstructed plate. He said the ball on my hitch (Rover dealer install) Kept him from seeing all the letters while he was behind me in traffic. classic dillweed.....
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Male 1,287
@AnImbroglio
my bad. Thanks for the reminder. I`m always doing poo like that. FML
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Male 621
"tints" lol
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Male 838
Fuego: Testis is singular, testes are plural. You were going for the plural. It helps to be correct when you`re sarcastically correcting someone.
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Male 2,855
@auburnjunky

Please go back to 1st grade reading, sir.
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Male 147
@sbeelz no the lady that wrote this is just a b*tch
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Male 625
uh, Auburn...that`s "find". Notice even in text, if you place the f and the i closer together it looks a lot like an "A"
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Male 299
I knew a guy that was harrased by cops once. He got a $350 ticket for driving with his trailer hitch on (no trailer attached). ho got pissed off, took the ticket, took the hitch out and threw it into his box, then took off. The cop pulled him over immediately afterwards and gave him another $350 ticket for having an unsecure load in his box (the trailer hitch).

needless to say, he wasn`t very pleased
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Male 1,287
@madduck

It`s likely, and unless you had your ovaries removed, you do too.

I love how gonads have gone from being a genereic term for gamete-producing reproductive glands to being only testis.
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Male 10,339
Please "And" another vehicle?

Please go back to 1st grade handwriting, lady.
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Male 2,868
This is win.
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Male 1,287
quite the queue to beat the dead horse down there.
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Male 2,586
lol, i love the string of harrassment that one comment got...
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Male 2,586
I-IS-BORED = I-IS-STUPID - it`s not `AND` - It`s FInd - I realise that trying to read between the lines to try to work out what she was saying may be a little bit difficult but seriously... See how the `f` and the `i` can be put together to make a letter resembling an `A` - try it on a bit of paper, you might be surprised!
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Male 28
@ I-is-bored

it looks like AND but it says find
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Male 25
@i-is-bored it says please find had me messed up for a second too her f curves a little to far over
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Female 803
@I-IS-BORED, it says "find" not "and". I know, it took me a minute, too.
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Male 21
@ I-IS-BORED

It says "Please FIND" not "Please AND"
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Male 2,579
Most cops should die slow and painfully
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Male 2,419
Please And another Vehicle to harrass? wtf?
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Female 7,833
Corrine has nads?
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Male 114
Very very nicely written and I hope she`s contacted the police department to get the officer informed of this too.

It sounds like the drug peoples haven`t been caught yet either which makes things obviously worse.


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Male 6,694
Stickin it to the Man.
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Male 216
Link: Dear Officer, Do Something More Constructive [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you have big enough `nads to leave the cops a `get bent` note, do it classy like this.
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