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Date: 03/18/11 12:07 PM

38 Responses to Dear Officer, Do Something More Constructive [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Tanfeller
    Tanfeller Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Link: Dear Officer, Do Something More Constructive - If you have big enough `nads to leave the cops a `get bent` note, do it classy like this.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Stickin it to the Man.
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Very very nicely written and I hope she`s contacted the police department to get the officer informed of this too.

    It sounds like the drug peoples haven`t been caught yet either which makes things obviously worse.


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    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Corrine has nads?
  5. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Please And another Vehicle to harrass? wtf?
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Most cops should die slow and painfully
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    McChickle Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    @ I-IS-BORED

    It says "Please FIND" not "Please AND"
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    @I-IS-BORED, it says "find" not "and". I know, it took me a minute, too.
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    thomas27pa Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    @i-is-bored it says please find had me messed up for a second too her f curves a little to far over
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    mademouse Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    @ I-is-bored

    it looks like AND but it says find
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    I-IS-BORED = I-IS-STUPID - it`s not `AND` - It`s FInd - I realise that trying to read between the lines to try to work out what she was saying may be a little bit difficult but seriously... See how the `f` and the `i` can be put together to make a letter resembling an `A` - try it on a bit of paper, you might be surprised!
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    lol, i love the string of harrassment that one comment got...
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    quite the queue to beat the dead horse down there.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    This is win.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Please "And" another vehicle?

    Please go back to 1st grade handwriting, lady.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @madduck

    It`s likely, and unless you had your ovaries removed, you do too.

    I love how gonads have gone from being a genereic term for gamete-producing reproductive glands to being only testis.
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    I knew a guy that was harrased by cops once. He got a $350 ticket for driving with his trailer hitch on (no trailer attached). ho got pissed off, took the ticket, took the hitch out and threw it into his box, then took off. The cop pulled him over immediately afterwards and gave him another $350 ticket for having an unsecure load in his box (the trailer hitch).

    needless to say, he wasn`t very pleased
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    uh, Auburn...that`s "find". Notice even in text, if you place the f and the i closer together it looks a lot like an "A"
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    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    @sbeelz no the lady that wrote this is just a b*tch
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    @auburnjunky

    Please go back to 1st grade reading, sir.
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Fuego: Testis is singular, testes are plural. You were going for the plural. It helps to be correct when you`re sarcastically correcting someone.
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    "tints" lol
  23. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    @AnImbroglio
    my bad. Thanks for the reminder. I`m always doing poo like that. FML
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    killiain Male 40-49
    96 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    I was given a ticket by the West Chester Ohio dipsh*ts for having an obstructed plate. He said the ball on my hitch (Rover dealer install) Kept him from seeing all the letters while he was behind me in traffic. classic dillweed.....
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Is that a girls name?
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    really
  27. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    This must have been in Ohio. dratin` Ohio cops...
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    I`m gonna start doing poo like this
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Nice.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    mr fribbles- and a girls handwriting. wooohe I wanna meet this firecracker.
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    Did someone not buy a ticket to the police benefit ball??
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:07 am
    I love how my pointing out her horrible writing, even though i knew exactly what she was trying to write, got so many responses.

    U pee peal r y englush iz dyin
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 4:33 am
    The cops are always real heroes when it comes down to smalltime misdemeanors :p
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    Smokey86 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 6:47 am
    And = find

    that confused me for a bit
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 8:11 am
    Move out of Detroit.
    Problem solved.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
    anyway on IAB old enough to recall when there WERE no speed limits?

    how were them thar times?
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    @idiotfilter
    Sonny, I remember when we didn`t even have cars, and everyone rode around on the weak and unmarried women.
  38. Profile photo of IchBinErica
    IchBinErica Female 18-29
    200 posts
    March 19, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    Move out of Detroit.
    Problem solved.

    Michigan only requires a back plate, my guess is that it might be Chicago, because Illinois requires both.

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