Creepiest Couple`s Portrait Of The Week [Pic]

Submitted by: Aigidh 5 years ago Weird

The crossbow. The lack of clothes. The unbuttoned jeans. The mullet. What the hell?
There are 56 comments:
Male 31
well, it`s not a crossbow; it`s a compound bow, but i`ll give you a "B" for effort.
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Male 50
@Kiwigirl is double-wide a euphemism?
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Female 1,048
So did they drive off in the pickup happily ever after? Or did he leave her with 3 kids & the double-wide in the Happy Trails trailor park?
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Male 14,330
vv Well I am kinda digging the wifes legs so you go right I`ll go left Gerry 1,2,3 BREAK!!
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Male 37,888

Am I the only one who thinks he`s kinda cute?

In a trailer trash sorta way
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Male 50
@Steelgrid, I did a double take after reading the caption too
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Male 521
Well, they look pretty happy to be. Strange, but very happy. Good for them.
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Female 126
Something tells me it would be good to be his woman.
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Male 24
Like!
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Male 2,841
Creepy? More like drating awesome!
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Male 2,700
Who the hell decided it was a good idea to call this a crossbow? Try Compound bow.
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Male 928
2 dudes?
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Male 559
Fix: the most badass couple portrait of the week.
I mean cmon people. A friggin bow?
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Male 3,076
0o WTF! :-/
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Male 2,988
crossbow? really? for the love of god, do you think before you type? i hope you do so before speaking at the very least....
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Male 96
OK so i just said something about the bow, then read the comments. Yeah i know it`s been said before "it`s not a crossbow". You should really know what the hell your talking about before you post something on the internet because other people will know if you`re wrong, that`s the wonderful thing about the internet, it`s full of knowledge. Fancy probably wonders why his office is overlooking an alley (your website is full of typos and misinformation, you should really work on that) jackass.
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Male 96
holly crap that is not a crossbow, that is a compound bow. Newspapers have editors for a reason (so they don`t look stupid) try fact checking jackass.
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Male 34
Yeah dude thats not a crossbow.
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Female 582
Nobody, nowhere will ever beat the creepy horse sex couple I found on this site a few years back.

It will forever be the sickest thing I`ve ever witnessed.
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Male 15
theres so much internets gold here
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Male 4,793
I am ashamed at whoever called that a crossbow.
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Male 1,523
You know I think that`s pretty freakin` epic.
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Male 252
That`s a compound bow. Not a composite bow, or a crossbow
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Male 606
I could party with them!.... just no Meth, he looks like he cooks anyway!
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Female 3,562
Creepy? More like BEST COUPLE EVER!
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Female 4,349
disturbing. I wonder if that hangs enlarged over the mantlepeice...
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Female 48
That`s a composite bow. Not a crossbow.
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Male 1,063
Creepy? More like cute!!
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Male 773
drating hipsters. Happy, Angel? :)
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Male 707
Now thats a successful looking man!
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Male 639
BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN, REPORTS CONFIRM THAT THE MALE WAS NOT WIELDING A CROSSBOW AT THE TIME OF THIS PICTURE.

There is no need to repeat things that have been said 80 times already unless you are going to change it up a little.

And that is the sexiest damn picture I`ve ever seen.
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Male 15,510
No one has say "drating hipsters" yet?
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Male 37,888

Ted Nugent`s son?
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Male 12,365
Crossbow? That isn`t a crossbow. You may as well show a picture of a harp and call it a guitar - they`re both musical instruments with strings, right?
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Male 3,431
WOLVERINES!!!
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Male 385
MMMMMMMMMMMULLET!
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Male 25,416
Awesome
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Female 23
thats a compound bow, stupid IAB!
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Male 2,085
There`s a lid for every pot.
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Male 886
I agree SumRandom1

Needs just one dead unicorn to take it to an Epically redneck level.

Photoshop STAT!:P
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Male 625
RPG, its a trap. You are now redneck for life.
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Male 237
by now i bet that guys mullet is legendary
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Female 9,400
lol You might be a redneck...
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Male 794
all thats missing is a dead unicorn under their feet and this is an epic mame
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Male 553
not a crossbow
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Male 217
I see no crossbow. Oh... did you mean the compound bow?
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Male 1,793
another brother and sister shot from the south...
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Male 880
After reading everyone`s comments, I am confused. Is that a crossbow?
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Male 6,737
A crossbow, where?
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Male 514
That`s a compound bow, not a crossbow
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Male 543
YYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!
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Male 10,440
That is not a crossbow
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Male 880
That is a wonderful Christmas card.
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Male 2,893
That`s not a crossbow.......
It`s a compound bow......
FAIL.
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Male 14,330
Not a crossbow a compound bow.
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Female 785
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