Chris Shaw Doesn`t Get Science, Does He [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Science

Right Chris, it"s all China"s fault.
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Female 426
r-really?
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Male 7
whys it gotta be SLANT drilled?
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Male 6,693
Wow Chris. Pls. Dont breath our air.
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Male 2,376
of course he doesn`t get science. he thinks what he and wife do is "having sex".. not even close
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Male 2,085
I think we have found a candidate for the stupidest person in the world.
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Male 3,076
YOU DID IT!
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Male 126
@taylor_stone Yes, it`s very plausible, they proved that in Superman the movie!
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Female 1,236
@66stang: LOL: funny without being douche-baggily mean! Cool.
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Male 1,051
I thought it said Chad when I first looked at it. Thanks I-A-B.
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Male 41,069
Trollop, thanks @SpartaKitty! It does mean promiscuous, but also "slovenly" which in turn means "untidy, esp in personal appearence". I use it to mean a woman (or man for that matter) who has no redeeming feature except sex.

As for nukes: didn`t happen! A nuke has a VERY easily identified `seismic signiture` which would be obvious to those Geo & military people. Nifty theory, but impossible to get away with it.
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Male 588
I knew it!
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Female 1,203
Yeah where I live we get a few man made earthquakes because of people drilling into the fault line in the Lake and dumping toxic crud. At least that is what my GEO professor told us. However, no Chris Shaw...I high doubt China is behind this.
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Male 225
Looks like these two could make a few earthquakes themselves.
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Male 1,451
But Japan moved like 16 feet towards the US, meaning it moved 16 feet AWAY from China.
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Male 2,688
A friend and I were discussing the earthquake and it was mentioned that earthquakes CAN be triggered by large explosions going off deep within the fault line. My friend then said, "Do you think it could be possible that some country could set up subterranean nukes to trigger an earthquake so that mass destruction is caused and no one could really trace it because it would be considered destruction caused by an act of nature?"

My response: "Is it theoretically plausible? Yes. Can it be done? Not likely. I don`t think we have equipment that can work fast enough and drill far enough to set up nukes that deep into the earth`s crust WITHOUT it catching SOMEBODY`S attention. We all know how the internet is. All it takes is one worker on the project to tweet or facebook status, even JOKINGLY, about the project and the respective federal government would rain down on them like hungry seagulls on a pile of french fries."
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Female 262
I like how the words "slant" and "japan" are highlighted...
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Female 2,120
@5Cats
It`s trollop, and if you really think that this...woman(?)....is promiscuous that`s just really gross.
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Male 696
That pic... and that post... go perfectly together.

@Pheeshy5- "they`re minds are filled with cheese and wonder." Awesome.
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Male 1,312
Look at those two fat trolls, they`re minds are filled with cheese and wonder.
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Male 2,528
That`s so damn funny.
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Male 41,069
[quote]jeez louise...really?[/quote]
@emmettyville - great minds DO think alike!
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Male 41,069
The earthquake was caused by YOU AND YOUR FAT TROLLIP EATING TOO MUCH!!!
Jeeze Louise! Can anyone actually BE that stupid?? (yes they can!)
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Male 4,309
@davymid
i was wondeing if any one would read it.
like they say "great minds think for themselves"
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Male 335
Kill me now.
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Female 839
I wouldn`t be updating my status with various insensitive/retarded opinions so much if it meant bringing that photo to people`s attention more often.
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Male 6,096
To TKD Master,
Just as you can`t get blood out of a stone, you can`t push education into one! Sad, I know.
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Male 15,510
Lmao he forgot to wear his tin foil hat for that picture
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Male 218
what i wanna know is, why are the words "slant" and "japan" in bold
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Female 9,584
I`d hate to see what their kids look like.
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Male 5,194
@davymid - also mounting evidence for earthquakes caused by large geothermal plants, though I would sooner believe this particular one was caused by the cumulative weight of all the enormous fat idiots here in the US.
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Male 4,793
god damn why can`t we just force-educate people like this?
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Male 382
I think it was when those 2 cows landed in japan. their combined weight shifted the centre of gravity in the world
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Female 8,111
Am I a bad person for being fascinated by the sheer SIZE of those two?
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Male 813
An underground nuke would do drat all since the energy released in a 9.0 earthquake is 3.9×10^22 joules which would require 600 MILLION of the nukes dropped on Hiroshima to match it in energy. To put that more in another perspective... it would require 185,714 Tsar sized nukes, which was the biggest nuke EVER tested.
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Male 2,436
Huh... I went to grade school with a kid named Chris Shaw. He was an idiot too.
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Male 2,033
I thought it was caused by too many Americans like the couple pictured going to Tokyo at the same time. My bad.
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Male 147
an underground nuke would cause more than an earthquake
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Female 3,562
Actually, China built an earthquake machine just like the one that Tesla made, except it worked.
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Male 451
That picture makes me feel SO much better about my wife and I.
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Female 23
@Paddy Ha, totally read that as `sh*tting huge tectonic plates`
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Male 437
" i have had more then a few Chinese friends who have outright SAID they HATE the japanese ... WHY? who knows."

Google "Rape of Nanking."
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Male 1,678
@fleaman Because storing music and shifting huge tectonic plates go hand in hand?
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Male 1,360
I`m appalled by the stiring this ridiculous post caused, when all he wanted is cover the fact that he caused the quake when dancing with his whale/girlfriend.
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Male 219
@fleaman, do you honestly not know why the Chinese might resent the Japanese? Have you never wondered if it could be something to do with the estimated 2.7 million Chinese people killed during the second Sino-Japanese War?

The evident lack of education probably explains the rest of your comment. Why would you possibly think that because we can build an iPod then we must be able to build earthquake machines?
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Male 303
ForSquirel

Was it FOX news? ^^
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Male 211
i blame Kim Jong-Il
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Male 2,389
no worse than the idiot on the news this morning that said the moon caused the tsunami, and he`s a scientist.
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Male 718
There ARE such a thing as man made earthquakes. and im SURE we wont officially (hear) about them till 2020 or some obscure date of time.. but i know without a doubt if we can have 10 thousand songs on a unit as small as the palm of my hand their is SOME WAY to make earthquakes by now. and it IS true China hates japan. i have had more then a few Chinese friends who have outright SAID they HATE the japanese, everyone from Asia other then the Japanese themselves seem to hate them.. now WHY? who knows. ask the next Asian you see if s/he hates the Japanese and why. you might be Shocked by the answer you get!
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Male 306
Well, I`m thinking Chris is the one who caused it.
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Female 3,001
stupid is as stupid does
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Male 25,416
silly monkey
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Male 6,737
Oh dear. :(
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Male 2,419
and the shaft focused the blast all the way back to china?
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Male 1,815
Yeah, China caused it by dropping a heavy weight on a fault line. That`s why you haven`t seen your wife in over a week OOHHHH BUURRN
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Male 1,793
Idiots and their Conspiracies...
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Female 535
He admitted the conspiracy is crazy.
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Female 1,435
lol freddy
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Female 1,048
Wow - and the scary thing is he`s found a woman willing to (presumably) help him pass his genes onto the next generation!
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Male 26
Description: "...Its all China`s fault." (No pun intended)
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Male 1,150
Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
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Male 12,138
[quote]yes: earthquakes can be man made[/quote]
This is true, although they`re almost exclusively small tremors. And they ARE exclusively in response to massive stress changes in the crust by addition or removal of enormous volumes/masses of material. Extraction of trillions of cubic feet of natural gas or billions of metric tons of rock over decades, or by adding extreme mass such as building a huge dam or extremely heavy structure. These are not the kind of things that no-one notices.

[quote]"the recent earthquake in China was caused by the filling of the Three Gorges Dam reservoir"[/quote]
Well, to be fair and to use the full quote from the article, the following line is "although no conclusive evidence has been presented."

The Three Gorges Dam is about 750km away from that particular quake. That`s like the Hoover Dam causing an earthquake in Idaho. Not saying it couldn`t possibly happen, but it`s a bit of a stretch geologically speakin
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Male 11,739
I think he fell down after trying to chase the waiter who told him he was banned from the all you can eat buffet. That`s what caused the earthquake, he`s just trying to shift the blame to China. Then when he ran out onto the pier it collapsed and caused the tsunami.
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Male 605
you aint no goddamn Chinese.
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Male 4,309
Top 5 Ways to Cause a Man-Made Earthquake
"the recent earthquake in China was caused by the filling of the Three Gorges Dam reservoir"
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Male 4,309
yes: earthquakes can be man made
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Male 12,138
Hmmm. Let`s see. The longest "slant drilling" (presume he means horizontal wells) in the world reach about 13km, drilled by oil companies. From the nearest point in China to the quake epicentre is about 1150km. Just throwing that out there.
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Male 40,207

He could be right. I heard if all the chinese jumped at the same time, when they landed it would throw the earth out of orbit!

yep.... it`s the chinese all right
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Male 151
I believe he took a thunder dump, which in turn shifted the earth`s crust due to the weight and caused a permanent change to the earth`s axis. Call it the excrement effect.
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Male 168
I don`t think any theory is impossible, but I don`t think that`s how I would take over a country. But who knows, economic warfare is where it`s at especially if you can mask it as a natural disaster.

Break someones stuff and sell them new stuff.
About 5% of US exports go to japan, does anyone know where China stands?
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Male 3,372
@cindrum: No. He`s a Republican. Don`t be disrespectful to people with Down`s syndrome.
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Male 3,372
@basherrr: Read the Fox "news" comments on their site. No self-pics of obese people. No ha-ha`s. It`s not funny. people actually think this way.
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Male 197
@basherrr and squished. I mean, in the picture, not squishy. And fugly. Damn that woman looks like a shim. And that nose is like a big Indian Arrowhead
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Male 3,745
"It wouldn`t be as funny if they weren`t obese."

^ this
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Male 3,431
Ergh...That`s as stupid as blaming Global Warming.
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Male 749
I wonder if he`s smart enough to make a subtle racist dig with his drilling comment... nah.
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Male 2,440
Some people just shouldn`t reproduce.
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Male 3,842
The Earthquake was obviously man made. These two jumped up and down a few times.
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Male 958
Hey thats not entirly crazy.. I mean I can actually say thats reasonably possible by any country of course but this SUDDEN event that has such a deep inpact that it can effect the future in ways...
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Male 77
I thought it was funny because he be a down syndrome
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Female 4,486
jeez louise...really?
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Male 242
It wouldn`t be as funny if they weren`t obese.
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Female 1,608
Link: Chris Shaw Doesn`t Get Science, Does He [Pic] [Rate Link] - Right Chris, it`s all China`s fault.
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