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Date: 03/18/11 08:59 PM

82 Responses to Chris Shaw Doesn`t Get Science, Does He [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Link: Chris Shaw Doesn`t Get Science, Does He - Right Chris, it`s all China`s fault.
  2. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    It wouldn`t be as funny if they weren`t obese.
  3. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    jeez louise...really?
  4. Profile photo of Cindrum
    Cindrum Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    I thought it was funny because he be a down syndrome
  5. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Hey thats not entirly crazy.. I mean I can actually say thats reasonably possible by any country of course but this SUDDEN event that has such a deep inpact that it can effect the future in ways...
  6. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    The Earthquake was obviously man made. These two jumped up and down a few times.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    Some people just shouldn`t reproduce.
  8. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    I wonder if he`s smart enough to make a subtle racist dig with his drilling comment... nah.
  9. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    Ergh...That`s as stupid as blaming Global Warming.
  10. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    "It wouldn`t be as funny if they weren`t obese."

    ^ this
  11. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    @basherrr and squished. I mean, in the picture, not squishy. And fugly. Damn that woman looks like a shim. And that nose is like a big Indian Arrowhead
  12. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    @basherrr: Read the Fox "news" comments on their site. No self-pics of obese people. No ha-ha`s. It`s not funny. people actually think this way.
  13. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    @cindrum: No. He`s a Republican. Don`t be disrespectful to people with Down`s syndrome.
  14. Profile photo of elhowell
    elhowell Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    I don`t think any theory is impossible, but I don`t think that`s how I would take over a country. But who knows, economic warfare is where it`s at especially if you can mask it as a natural disaster.

    Break someones stuff and sell them new stuff.
    About 5% of US exports go to japan, does anyone know where China stands?
  15. Profile photo of mdgeist
    mdgeist Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    I believe he took a thunder dump, which in turn shifted the earth`s crust due to the weight and caused a permanent change to the earth`s axis. Call it the excrement effect.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    He could be right. I heard if all the chinese jumped at the same time, when they landed it would throw the earth out of orbit!

    yep.... it`s the chinese all right
  17. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    Hmmm. Let`s see. The longest "slant drilling" (presume he means horizontal wells) in the world reach about 13km, drilled by oil companies. From the nearest point in China to the quake epicentre is about 1150km. Just throwing that out there.
  18. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    yes: earthquakes can be man made
  19. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Top 5 Ways to Cause a Man-Made Earthquake
    "the recent earthquake in China was caused by the filling of the Three Gorges Dam reservoir"
  20. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    you aint no goddamn Chinese.
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    I think he fell down after trying to chase the waiter who told him he was banned from the all you can eat buffet. That`s what caused the earthquake, he`s just trying to shift the blame to China. Then when he ran out onto the pier it collapsed and caused the tsunami.
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    yes: earthquakes can be man made
    This is true, although they`re almost exclusively small tremors. And they ARE exclusively in response to massive stress changes in the crust by addition or removal of enormous volumes/masses of material. Extraction of trillions of cubic feet of natural gas or billions of metric tons of rock over decades, or by adding extreme mass such as building a huge dam or extremely heavy structure. These are not the kind of things that no-one notices.

    "the recent earthquake in China was caused by the filling of the Three Gorges Dam reservoir"
    Well, to be fair and to use the full quote from the article, the following line is "although no conclusive evidence has been presented."

    The Three Gorges Dam is about 750km away from that particular quake. That`s like the Hoover Dam causing an earthquake in Idaho. Not saying it couldn`t possibly happen, but it`s a bit of a stretch geologically speakin
  23. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
  24. Profile photo of trtpow
    trtpow Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    Description: "...Its all China`s fault." (No pun intended)
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    March 18, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    Wow - and the scary thing is he`s found a woman willing to (presumably) help him pass his genes onto the next generation!
  26. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    lol freddy
  27. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
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    March 18, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    He admitted the conspiracy is crazy.
  28. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    Idiots and their Conspiracies...
  29. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 12:15 am
    Yeah, China caused it by dropping a heavy weight on a fault line. That`s why you haven`t seen your wife in over a week OOHHHH BUURRN
  30. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 12:48 am
    and the shaft focused the blast all the way back to china?
  31. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 1:11 am
    Oh dear. :(
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 2:26 am
    silly monkey
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 2:27 am
    stupid is as stupid does
  34. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 2:40 am
    Well, I`m thinking Chris is the one who caused it.
  35. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 3:08 am
    There ARE such a thing as man made earthquakes. and im SURE we wont officially (hear) about them till 2020 or some obscure date of time.. but i know without a doubt if we can have 10 thousand songs on a unit as small as the palm of my hand their is SOME WAY to make earthquakes by now. and it IS true China hates japan. i have had more then a few Chinese friends who have outright SAID they HATE the japanese, everyone from Asia other then the Japanese themselves seem to hate them.. now WHY? who knows. ask the next Asian you see if s/he hates the Japanese and why. you might be Shocked by the answer you get!
  36. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 4:19 am
    no worse than the idiot on the news this morning that said the moon caused the tsunami, and he`s a scientist.
  37. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2011 at 4:25 am
    i blame Kim Jong-Il
  38. Profile photo of Dead_mind
    Dead_mind Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 4:38 am
    ForSquirel

    Was it FOX news? ^^
  39. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 4:41 am
    @fleaman, do you honestly not know why the Chinese might resent the Japanese? Have you never wondered if it could be something to do with the estimated 2.7 million Chinese people killed during the second Sino-Japanese War?

    The evident lack of education probably explains the rest of your comment. Why would you possibly think that because we can build an iPod then we must be able to build earthquake machines?
  40. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 5:14 am
    I`m appalled by the stiring this ridiculous post caused, when all he wanted is cover the fact that he caused the quake when dancing with his whale/girlfriend.
  41. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 5:20 am
    @fleaman Because storing music and shifting huge tectonic plates go hand in hand?
  42. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 5:21 am
    " i have had more then a few Chinese friends who have outright SAID they HATE the japanese ... WHY? who knows."

    Google "Rape of Nanking."
  43. Profile photo of Capahar
    Capahar Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 6:39 am
    @Paddy Ha, totally read that as `sh*tting huge tectonic plates`
  44. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 6:42 am
    That picture makes me feel SO much better about my wife and I.
  45. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:10 am
    Actually, China built an earthquake machine just like the one that Tesla made, except it worked.
  46. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:27 am
    an underground nuke would cause more than an earthquake
  47. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:34 am
    I thought it was caused by too many Americans like the couple pictured going to Tokyo at the same time. My bad.
  48. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Huh... I went to grade school with a kid named Chris Shaw. He was an idiot too.
  49. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:50 am
    An underground nuke would do drat all since the energy released in a 9.0 earthquake is 3.9×10^22 joules which would require 600 MILLION of the nukes dropped on Hiroshima to match it in energy. To put that more in another perspective... it would require 185,714 Tsar sized nukes, which was the biggest nuke EVER tested.
  50. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    March 19, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Am I a bad person for being fascinated by the sheer SIZE of those two?
  51. Profile photo of talon0325
    talon0325 Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 8:24 am
    I think it was when those 2 cows landed in japan. their combined weight shifted the centre of gravity in the world
  52. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 8:31 am
    god damn why can`t we just force-educate people like this?
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 8:34 am
    @davymid - also mounting evidence for earthquakes caused by large geothermal plants, though I would sooner believe this particular one was caused by the cumulative weight of all the enormous fat idiots here in the US.
  54. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 9:01 am
    I`d hate to see what their kids look like.
  55. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 9:10 am
    what i wanna know is, why are the words "slant" and "japan" in bold
  56. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Lmao he forgot to wear his tin foil hat for that picture
  57. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
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    March 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
    To TKD Master,
    Just as you can`t get blood out of a stone, you can`t push education into one! Sad, I know.
  58. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
    I wouldn`t be updating my status with various insensitive/retarded opinions so much if it meant bringing that photo to people`s attention more often.
  59. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Kill me now.
  60. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
    @davymid
    i was wondeing if any one would read it.
    like they say "great minds think for themselves"
  61. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 19, 2011 at 11:18 am
    The earthquake was caused by YOU AND YOUR FAT TROLLIP EATING TOO MUCH!!!
    Jeeze Louise! Can anyone actually BE that stupid?? (yes they can!)
  62. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
    jeez louise...really?
    @emmettyville - great minds DO think alike!
  63. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 11:28 am
    That`s so damn funny.
  64. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 11:58 am
    Look at those two fat trolls, they`re minds are filled with cheese and wonder.
  65. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    That pic... and that post... go perfectly together.

    @Pheeshy5- "they`re minds are filled with cheese and wonder." Awesome.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    @5Cats
    It`s trollop, and if you really think that this...woman(?)....is promiscuous that`s just really gross.
  67. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    I like how the words "slant" and "japan" are highlighted...
  68. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    A friend and I were discussing the earthquake and it was mentioned that earthquakes CAN be triggered by large explosions going off deep within the fault line. My friend then said, "Do you think it could be possible that some country could set up subterranean nukes to trigger an earthquake so that mass destruction is caused and no one could really trace it because it would be considered destruction caused by an act of nature?"

    My response: "Is it theoretically plausible? Yes. Can it be done? Not likely. I don`t think we have equipment that can work fast enough and drill far enough to set up nukes that deep into the earth`s crust WITHOUT it catching SOMEBODY`S attention. We all know how the internet is. All it takes is one worker on the project to tweet or facebook status, even JOKINGLY, about the project and the respective federal government would rain down on them like hungry seagulls on a pile of french fries."
  69. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    But Japan moved like 16 feet towards the US, meaning it moved 16 feet AWAY from China.
  70. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Looks like these two could make a few earthquakes themselves.
  71. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    Yeah where I live we get a few man made earthquakes because of people drilling into the fault line in the Lake and dumping toxic crud. At least that is what my GEO professor told us. However, no Chris Shaw...I high doubt China is behind this.
  72. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2011 at 2:06 am
    I knew it!
  73. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 20, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Trollop, thanks @SpartaKitty! It does mean promiscuous, but also "slovenly" which in turn means "untidy, esp in personal appearence". I use it to mean a woman (or man for that matter) who has no redeeming feature except sex.

    As for nukes: didn`t happen! A nuke has a VERY easily identified `seismic signiture` which would be obvious to those Geo & military people. Nifty theory, but impossible to get away with it.
  74. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    I thought it said Chad when I first looked at it. Thanks I-A-B.
  75. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    March 20, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    @66stang: LOL: funny without being douche-baggily mean! Cool.
  76. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    @taylor_stone Yes, it`s very plausible, they proved that in Superman the movie!
  77. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2011 at 11:36 pm
    YOU DID IT!
  78. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    March 21, 2011 at 6:53 am
    I think we have found a candidate for the stupidest person in the world.
  79. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2011 at 11:27 am
    of course he doesn`t get science. he thinks what he and wife do is "having sex".. not even close
  80. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Wow Chris. Pls. Dont breath our air.
  81. Profile photo of jonn_daniel
    jonn_daniel Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    whys it gotta be SLANT drilled?
  82. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    r-really?

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