Chinese Boob Corset: It`s New Fashion, I-A-B!

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

It"s science that makes it work, pulley science.
There are 143 comments:
Male 47
@Moosh. But your tits will look good...
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Male 315
dam... i need to go find some asian porn now
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Female 196
That`s just what I need!! To break some ribs and have one of the shards puncture my lung. Then, my lung fills with blood and I fall over dying, having aspirated on my own blood. WOO!!
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Female 426
I just watched that with the sound off and my bf came in...that took some explaining
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Female 2,695
i would wear one. i would feel like i`d be lying though
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Male 868
Hooray for the chinese! @MissPengywin
- woa! Hooray for you too! Making the world a better place!
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Female 803
MissPengywin, that just sounds painful.
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Male 3,619
SCIENCE !
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Female 136
Is it sad that I kinda want one?
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Male 2
A wonderbra with strings...I want to play with one. While one of those models is wearing it of course. I promise I won`t touch anything except the strings.
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Male 3,631
I`m glad they`re getting so interested in making their boobs bigger.
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Male 1,744
apparently "false advertisement" lawsuits are few and far between over there, but ya know what? I don`t care, this is awesome.
And what`s w/ the chick w/ the mohawk?
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Female 956
this...is sad.
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Male 1,364
okay girls, i never realized this but its true: let me squeeze your boobs and you will lose weight and look sexy.
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Male 2,855
and this is why china will rule the world
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Male 2,988
so smart, just push them together to make them look bigger.
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Male 211
damn it everythings moving so damn fast! SLOW THE HELL DOWN RAPID FAST MEGA SPEEDY JUMPY TWITCHY FAST MOVING CHINESE ADVERTS!
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Female 359
Yes and then your man unwraps you and goes ahahahahaha wtf! lol
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Male 515
so much cleavage.
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Male 95
How are corsets new?
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Male 25,416
To be honest tho, i would be playing with the string way to much if the girl had that, in - out, in - out...
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Male 25,416
Please make this fashion for day to day life
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Male 206
just give her a red stripe. HOORAY BEER!
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Male 5,194
I swear at 0:22 it sounds like he says it uses a "fortune cookie".
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Male 423
The same drating sound effect each time they tight it up haha
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Male 516
Why would you trick people like that?!

If this thing works how they say it does, all it`s doing is gift-wrapping turds and putting them on the street! Think about the men who end up unwrapping these things. They`ll be in for a real nasty surprise. =\

Hypothetical situation:

`Woah! D`s on an asian woman?! So rare!`

*Spends much money and time to sleep with asian woman*

`She doesn`t even have any rolls and has a really tight body!`

*Spends much more money and time to sleep with asian woman*

`Finally! It`s gonna happen!`

*Undresses asian woman*

>=O

<=`(
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Male 328
sweet
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Male 506
The jobs you can get with these...
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Male 737
looks like false advertising to me. Sound effects are hilarious, though...
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Male 2,506
I wanna see a girl with a nice rack try this.
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Female 68
Total Boner, I don`t even Dig Asians.
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Male 39,887

henryhendrix - [quote]"And women wonder why they get raped."[/quote]

No, no one was wondering that. But now we are all wondering why you`d make such a retardo statement. But congratulations. You`ve won the retard statement award... the RETARDO!!!!


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Male 629
It`s sad to listen to the hostess ripping on the women with small breasts. She keeps saying how ugly and unattractive they are before hand.
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Male 1,595
I approve.
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Male 27
i love the "Power-up" sound effect on every boob tightening scene... lol
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Male 987
Isn`t technology wonderful?

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Female 82
"And women wonder why they get raped."
Oh, OK. It`s coz we`re asking for it right?
Just so you know for any future raping you`ll surely be doing, that argument won`t stand up in court. Tard.
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Male 2,551
akabane - I dunno, nothing? I`d rather see a woman in one of those, than one with a padded to be honest - this thing isn`t actually lying about what the woman has, it`s just adjusting it so it `benifits` (for want of a better word) her more.
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Male 17,511
Is it just me or are they trying to sell the American `ideal` look to asian women ? And why do asian women seem to be buying into that bullcrap ?
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Male 1,526
"And women wonder why they get raped. "

"....and women wonder why they get raped..."

Womens wonderin why dey be gettin raped!
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Male 1,093
so when the guy finally takes them home and sees their true self.....what happens?
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Male 493
Beautiful.
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Female 412
@Emmettyville: From what I could gather the yellow round things were fat cells that went from your stomach to your boobs. Now, I`m not a doctor or a scientist, but I`m pretty sure a corset can`t make fat cells go from your stomach to your boobs...

Also; that thing looks like it hurts like hell. ><
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Male 50
I`m just wondering what happens if one of the strings breaks
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Male 132
"And women wonder why they get raped. "

....and women wonder why they get raped...
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Female 4,408
boing boing boing, that was oddly mezmerizing. what was with the graphic that made the round yellow things inside the boobs get bigger? i want one.........
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Female 265
So wait... it pushes the fat cells up to your boobies?! I`m so confused. So, so very confused...

But also, I would probably spend all day pulling those drawstrings in an out. Hehehe boobs.
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Male 721
And women wonder why they get raped.
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Male 10,440
Aww man... I masturbated 20 minutes ago, I don`t need this...
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Female 240
Corsets have pretty much been like this for the last couple hundred years, actually. This is just a little more... overt, I guess
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Male 126
i like how the asian comercials are like "this is what we have, this is how it works, here is a testimonial"
as opposed to the northamerican commercials which are like "here is some slowmo of something unrelated, here is our product, statement of fact which has nothing to do with product, token hot chick"
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Male 426
im in the itty bitty tittie committee. Be proud they are small. Much hotter to most guys anyways.
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Male 3,076
so much lies |-(
Booobsss :-D

TKD_Master
-.- china not japan
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Male 310
That isn`t a bra. Its LIESSSSS
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Female 414
I would definitely be playing with the strings too... i don`t even like my boobs... but it would just be plain fun
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Female 448
I watched this for way too long....

And no, the_windy, I`m right there with you.
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Female 1,589
If I owned one of these, I would be wasting a lot of time pulling the strings and watching my boobs go together, then apart.
Please tell me I`m not the only girl that would be amused by that.
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Male 397
Just more false advertisement for guys that like bigger boobs. :`(
Glad I like the smaller ones :D
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Male 496
Now that I`ve found this youtube number trick I will never sleep again.

p.s. the magic number is 1
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Female 362
@geckoi: <sarcasm> Uh-huh, and that`s why you see all the A cups on the covers of magazines and the poor C and D cups never get dates. </sarcasm> There`s a reason breast augmentation has been the number one cosmetic surgery for over a decade.
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Male 394
Loose corset = :(

Tight corset = :X Can`t breath
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Male 510
@bigmomma: hi. ur purty ^__^ we should eat bagels sometime.
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Female 362
I`m sorry, does that little animation say that the corset takes fat from your stomach and puts it in your boobs? Lies. Also, your boobs may look huge with this thing on, but then the guy takes it off you and goes, "Oh..."
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Male 209
I don`t know why small breasted women want to be bigger, small breasts are the best...
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Female 1,478
I`m so amused by all their hand movements :D
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Female 2,927
ill just say this for the guys, ahem..."LIES! LIAR!"
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Male 2,145
Porno for shoppers. I think I could watch this all day.
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Female 133
I was.... in a trance. I would so get one. However,they show the chubby woman with the flub, but never actually show her wearing the product.
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Female 5
zomg
how can i get this
titties <3 <3 <3
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Male 109
I have taken the liberty of muting the ad and sublimating my own voice over...most of it is the girl asking if "I like" repeatedly and her soliciting me for "happy time, long time"
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Male 4,793
Yay Japan!
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Male 228
did he just say "Boobzilla"?
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Male 1,313
Haven`t you bitches tricked us enough with the boob disappearing act?! That`s it, from now on, I`m packing a cucumber in my pants!
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Male 161
And yet another way women lie to us...
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Female 3,562
Sorry, I`m pretty sure I`d just pop out of that. Only works for girls with small chests.
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Female 21
so its going to suck the fat out of my belly and put it in my boobs? cool. i`m down with that.
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Female 582
Asian women are too shapeless and skinny.

But this is some sexy lingerie.
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Female 3,001
do want!
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Male 1,815
Asian boobs are weird. They`re so pale... and supa smooth
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Male 848
No, big momma, that`s definitely a woman. Her whole body shape is more feminine, the fat distribution, waist and shoulders all say female to me.
Are you high?
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Male 110
super fantastic
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Male 1,678
But on the other hand ...


BOOOOOOOBIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS !!!!
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Male 1,678
I don`t trust this advertisement as it is advertising false advertising as if its a good thing, this leads me to believe that the advertised product is being falsely advertised and will not work.
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Male 2,619
Someone needs to make several GIFs from this. Ill be stuck here for months!
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Male 27
All I got from that was a dumbfounded expression and the ADHD of a chinese man.
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Male 812
What does shing mean? Tits?
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Female 474
that fat before model is def a guy, look at the hands and i`d def get one even though i already have D`s if it made that sound every time you pull the draw strings to push your tits together. sounds like a power up sound effect in a video game or something XD
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Male 32
"How long until we see an old white guy wearing this at WalMart?"

Or the airport.
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Male 15,510
Damn now the classic corset looks they are using them all wrong
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Male 208
all i hear is shing shing shing!
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Male 532
Damnit!!! I immediately ordered one and when it got here It said "Hot Asian chick not included" right there on the side.
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Male 3,894
The lord hath given us a gift this day.

Also, about getting one of these girls home? Please. There`s the slightest twinge of disappointment, but then you remember "Wait a second... there`s a slim, pretty girl getting naked for me. I`m gonna bone the sh*t out of her."
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Male 39,887

How long until we see an old white guy wearing this at WalMart?
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Female 85
i kinda want one.
haha.
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Female 833
it`s....hypnotic.
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Male 315
"I feel bad for the guy that gets one of these girls home."

Let`s be honest. A guy would just shrug, and then do what he has to do.
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Male 266
I feel bad for the guy that gets one of these girls home.
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Male 2,229
Each time they close the corset, the sound effect sounds like someone taking a dump. And this just a corset with pantie control. They only "sexed" it up, annoying infomercial is annoying.
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Male 315
Wasn`t there a similar product posted on here a couple of months back? In any case, my response is the same. We must send out our messengers and spread word of this discovery!
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Male 610
i don`t love many things, but boobs, corsets and asian girls are all on my top 10. thank you iab. thank you.
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Female 1,427
I want one of those.

At the same time, I`m having so much fun just watching the boobies. ^_^

All it`s doing is moving the natural position of the breasts inward.

If it actually managed to move any fat from my butt to my breasts, I`d be amazed.
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Female 570
whats up with asian people and their belief that you can transfer fat from the belly to the boobs just like that?
weird shiz
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Male 426
DIBS ON THE ONE WITH GLASSES!
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Female 696
Again with pushing fat up into the boobs?
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Male 302
Haha I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart? (yes racial stereotype)
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Female 494
I want one!
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Female 1,593
So...where do I get one?
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Male 1,793
just showed my wife, she wasn`t as impressed as I was.... :(
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Female 9
I like the sound effects.
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Male 1,629
i would love to see one of those made for a woman with DDs
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Male 5
LIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, it`s ok to push it up a little bit, but 2 cup sizes?! C`mon man, that`s ridonkulous. GTFO!
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Female 856
Look you could park a bike in there! Uncomfortable much?
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Male 1,587
isn`t this like a push-up bra, but manual? It seems to me that once a push-up bra comes off, size drops a letter or two...
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Male 648
the product is obviously exaggerated, but I love their enthusiasm about it.
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Female 1,604
I want one now.
yeah and as for the sad lady, I think they were making fun of her too
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Male 7,830
thats called cheating!
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Male 2,700
Did ANYONE else hear "BOOBZILLA" at 1:02?
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Male 3
It`s actually Japanese. Not like that makes a difference. Boobs transend race and culture.
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Male 103
Can we sue the women that use one of these for false advertisement?
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Male 3,745
"that one Chinese lady looks so sad before they push her boobs together"

thats because they are making fun of her
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Female 131
i WANT
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Female 1,963
I kind of... I kind of want one. I`d definitely need to try it on first though.
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Male 10,338
Ooooh baby. Let`s go back to my crib.

*Asian girl takes clothes off*

GTFO!
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Female 385
that one Chinese lady looks so sad before they push her boobs together
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Female 1,803
I like how they show the flabby midsection of a middle-aged woman and then cut to a 20 year old skinny girl wearing the corset as if they were the same person.
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Female 843
I need one of those! However, I`d have to try it myself before actually handing over any money.
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Male 734
That commercial is hilarious. Yeah, whatever, it`s going to take all that ass and stomach fat and move it to your breasts. It`s just smashing her boobs together.
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Male 42
I`m with pui on this the sound effects make this ad :)
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Male 81
in all seriousnes, why does this make me so sad... i`m with kadinsky - get me off this planet. i`m done.
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Male 2,004
dammit why can`t i stop smiling! I`ve been smiling throughout the entire video
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Female 31
i would love to see the translation for this, looks like it makes some rather outrageous claims. The bit where the fat from her belly apparently migrated to her breasts was pretty lolworthy
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Female 1,623
The sound effect just makes it funnier
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Male 3
OMG!....firt i was non stop LOL`ing ...then i realised...this is evil...EVIL AND MISLEADING!!!....ITS LIKE....wait till your woman comes home and removes her corset...it`s like.....WHAT HAPPENED!!
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Male 363
Yup, that`s what we need. More fakeness. I`m worried that in 20 years no one will have a gender, but they`ll make up what gender they are just before having sex.

You say that like it`s a bad thing...
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Female 535
so like do no asian ladies have low voices?
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Male 6,737
Get me some of those.
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Male 70
I pulley`d to her pullying.
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Male 575
Yup, that`s what we need. More fakeness. I`m worried that in 20 years no one will have a gender, but they`ll make up what gender they are just before having sex.

I don`t want to live on this planet anymore.
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Female 3,574
lol I love the sound effects.
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Male 11,739
Black screen equals fail.
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Male 3,915
oh China....You know what the ladies like...lol
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Male 6
black, its all black
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Male 20,901
Link: Chinese Boob Corset: It`s New Fashion, I-A-B! [Rate Link] - It`s science that makes it work, pulley science.
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