Boat Fails: Anchors Aweigh, My Boys...

Submitted by: TwisterFail 5 years ago Funny

The best boat related fails in one compilation. Check out that ninja boat at the 1:10 mark--anyone know what that is?
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Male 598
3:16 was from Speed 2
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Male 294
@ madest
very nice observation.
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Male 87
bill dance bloopers are the best.
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Male 2,220
@venice. Both sides were declared irresponsible in that little confrontation.

if at first you don`t succeed.

Get a bigger boat




Go Gojira...
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Male 959
venice08...scientific research... Don`t be an arse
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Male 108
@MattPrince

It was scientific research. It was the to see it the little bat boat full of sactimonious hipsters could survive getting rammed by a 200ft scientific research ship. Results are in, not so much.

The Shonan Maru is WINNING!!
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Male 2,220
The Andy Gil was stationary when the Shonan Maru hit it - search for the video and you can see the Japanese boat swerve towards it.

I`m sure that wasn`t the start of the confrontation.

That happened when a country that prides itself on its honour chose to hide behind a BS excuse `its for scientific research`.

Whalers pretending to be scientific researchers are lying scum.
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Male 749
I like the cruise ship at the end.

"Sorry, we can`t serve dinner at the moment. Here, have a piano."
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Male 91
wow... i was betting going into this video i would hit `next` within 30 seconds. but damn this was one of the most entertaining videos i`ve seen in awhile
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Male 2,419
"in the Antarctic a 1000 miles from civilization. Brilliant I tell you. Just brilliant!"
a 1000 miles from civilization?
Just brilliant!
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Male 17,512
handy: I love that show, I root for the Japanese. :-)
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Male 3,061
it doesn`t get any better than bill dance bloopers
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Male 36
Titanic... biggest boat fail ever
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Male 49
i like the ending, it reminds me of the movie wall*e
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Male 2,402
Yes it`s the Whale wars boat at the 1:10 mark. Shows the intelligent factor of take on a ship with more tonnage. In death freezing waters in the Antarctic a 1000 miles from civilization. Brilliant I tell you. Just brilliant!
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Male 105
The Bat Boat at 1:10 was the spy-like boat thing from Whale Wars. That was when they destroyed it on i think their maiden voyage.
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Male 10,440
lol. Safer than plane fails.
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Female 4,349
wow, when you fail with boats, you really FAIL.
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Male 25,416
So much fail
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Male 1,451
lol at the google ad for a cruise.
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Male 29
idoits drive boats to?
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Male 820
Okay, the guy at 2:12`s voice is awesome
"OOOOH
COLLISION!!!"

Also, at 3 minutes in, the guy falling towards the motor..., could have ended rather horribly.
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Male 1,569
the boat at 1:10 is the Ady Gil from the Sea Sheperds, battling against whaling.
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Male 15,510
FAILBOAT has just arrived!
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Male 294
@ madest
very nice observation.
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Male 32
I had no idea there was so much homo-erotic sexual innuendo involved in boating. Very interesting.
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Male 633
That ninja boat was one of the sea shepherds ramming a Japanese whale research vessel.
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Male 10,339
Was someone complaining about how long it was?
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Male 7,378
This video is the perfect length.
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Male 92
Where was the Titanic?

(too soon?)
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Male 10,339
@davisboy:

They are seriously trying to blame the whalers for the crash?

Silly hippies. If they would leave the whalers alone and let them to their jobs, they wouldn`t have crashed!
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Male 3
1:10 is greenpeace getting pwned
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Male 604
Some of these aren`t fails. but yeah good vid!
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Male 10,339
"GO SEA SHEPHERD!"

The pirate harassers in Whale Wars deserve to have all their boats rammed.
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Male 10,339
1:06 = Batman is pissed!
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Male 2,552
1:07 - 1:13 = BatBoat!!
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Female 43
Bill Dance ftw!
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Male 2,545
last little bit looked like inception
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Male 3,482
Quick Robin! To the Bat-mo-boat!
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Male 341
1:10 looks like the Ady Gil from Whale Wars
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Male 6,694
Ninja boat is Ninja.
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Female 6
The ninja boat is the guys who fight the Japanese whalers. multi-million dollar boat completely destroyed by that crash. That sound in the back is a sonic "weapon" called the LRAD.. supposed to deter the activists but never does.. GO SEA SHEPHERD!
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Male 1,587
Whoa that boat looks awesome.
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Male 19
That ninja boat looking thing belonged to a save the whale organization that works in the pacific in international waters. They use it to harass whalers and do stupid stuff like getting rammed.I forget the name of the group though.
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Male 52
Link: Boat Fails: Anchors Aweigh, My Boys... [Rate Link] - The best boat related fails in one compilation. Check out that ninja boat at the 1:10 mark--anyone know what that is?
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