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Date: 03/23/11 12:10 PM

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  1. Profile photo of TwisterFail
    TwisterFail Male 18-29
    52 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Link: Boat Fails: Anchors Aweigh, My Boys... - The best boat related fails in one compilation. Check out that ninja boat at the 1:10 mark--anyone know what that is?
  2. Profile photo of gackless
    gackless Male 40-49
    19 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    That ninja boat looking thing belonged to a save the whale organization that works in the pacific in international waters. They use it to harass whalers and do stupid stuff like getting rammed.I forget the name of the group though.
  3. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Whoa that boat looks awesome.
  4. Profile photo of lindsay6969
    lindsay6969 Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    The ninja boat is the guys who fight the Japanese whalers. multi-million dollar boat completely destroyed by that crash. That sound in the back is a sonic "weapon" called the LRAD.. supposed to deter the activists but never does.. GO SEA SHEPHERD!
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Ninja boat is Ninja.
  6. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    1:10 looks like the Ady Gil from Whale Wars
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Quick Robin! To the Bat-mo-boat!
  8. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    last little bit looked like inception
  9. Profile photo of BamaJess
    BamaJess Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Bill Dance ftw!
  10. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    1:07 - 1:13 = BatBoat!!
  11. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    1:06 = Batman is pissed!
  12. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 23, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    "GO SEA SHEPHERD!"

    The pirate harassers in Whale Wars deserve to have all their boats rammed.
  13. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Some of these aren`t fails. but yeah good vid!
  14. Profile photo of babba93
    babba93 Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    1:10 is greenpeace getting pwned
  15. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Story on the Ninja/batman/whale wars boat
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    @davisboy:

    They are seriously trying to blame the whalers for the crash?

    Silly hippies. If they would leave the whalers alone and let them to their jobs, they wouldn`t have crashed!
  17. Profile photo of Khalfani
    Khalfani Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Where was the Titanic?

    (too soon?)
  18. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    This video is the perfect length.
  19. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Was someone complaining about how long it was?
  20. Profile photo of dang007
    dang007 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    That ninja boat was one of the sea shepherds ramming a Japanese whale research vessel.
  21. Profile photo of ALX86663
    ALX86663 Male 30-39
    32 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    I had no idea there was so much homo-erotic sexual innuendo involved in boating. Very interesting.
  22. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    253 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    @ madest
    very nice observation.
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    FAILBOAT has just arrived!
  24. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    the boat at 1:10 is the Ady Gil from the Sea Sheperds, battling against whaling.
  25. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Okay, the guy at 2:12`s voice is awesome
    "OOOOH
    COLLISION!!!"

    Also, at 3 minutes in, the guy falling towards the motor..., could have ended rather horribly.
  26. Profile photo of TheGrinder
    TheGrinder Male 13-17
    29 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    idoits drive boats to?
  27. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    lol at the google ad for a cruise.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    So much fail
  29. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    wow, when you fail with boats, you really FAIL.
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    lol. Safer than plane fails.
  31. Profile photo of ajmullan
    ajmullan Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    The Bat Boat at 1:10 was the spy-like boat thing from Whale Wars. That was when they destroyed it on i think their maiden voyage.
  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Yes it`s the Whale wars boat at the 1:10 mark. Shows the intelligent factor of take on a ship with more tonnage. In death freezing waters in the Antarctic a 1000 miles from civilization. Brilliant I tell you. Just brilliant!
  33. Profile photo of thesmartkid
    thesmartkid Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    i like the ending, it reminds me of the movie wall*e
  34. Profile photo of Alexlg95
    Alexlg95 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    Titanic... biggest boat fail ever
  35. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    it doesn`t get any better than bill dance bloopers
  36. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    handy: I love that show, I root for the Japanese. :-)
  37. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    "in the Antarctic a 1000 miles from civilization. Brilliant I tell you. Just brilliant!"
    a 1000 miles from civilization?
    Just brilliant!
  38. Profile photo of 16comets09
    16comets09 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    wow... i was betting going into this video i would hit `next` within 30 seconds. but damn this was one of the most entertaining videos i`ve seen in awhile
  39. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    I like the cruise ship at the end.

    "Sorry, we can`t serve dinner at the moment. Here, have a piano."
  40. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 12:42 am
    The Andy Gil was stationary when the Shonan Maru hit it - search for the video and you can see the Japanese boat swerve towards it.

    I`m sure that wasn`t the start of the confrontation.

    That happened when a country that prides itself on its honour chose to hide behind a BS excuse `its for scientific research`.

    Whalers pretending to be scientific researchers are lying scum.
  41. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 1:27 am
    @MattPrince

    It was scientific research. It was the to see it the little bat boat full of sactimonious hipsters could survive getting rammed by a 200ft scientific research ship. Results are in, not so much.

    The Shonan Maru is WINNING!!
  42. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 3:24 am
    venice08...scientific research... Don`t be an arse
  43. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 5:51 am
    @venice. Both sides were declared irresponsible in that little confrontation.

    if at first you don`t succeed.

    Get a bigger boat




    Go Gojira...
  44. Profile photo of SteveHolt
    SteveHolt Male 18-29
    87 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 8:09 am
    bill dance bloopers are the best.
  45. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    253 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 9:17 am
    @ madest
    very nice observation.
  46. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 10:51 am
    3:16 was from Speed 2

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