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Date: 03/22/11 01:55 PM

57 Responses to Blinky

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Link: Blinky - Soon every home will have a robot helper. Don`t worry. It`s perfectly safe.
  2. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    oh god. oh god. "I just want to be your friend" shall NEVER be uttered in my presence. oh god.
  3. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Wow, that was a lot creepier than I expected. "You`re eating him."
  4. Profile photo of Ska_Machine
    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    I couldn`t get past "I know what I want for christmas," I`m too scared..
  5. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    Wow. This is amazing.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Blinky is like the fat kid who`s being bullied
    and the boy is the bully...

    kind of a repost, in a way . . . only with meatballs.

  7. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    That bitch of a kid deserved it.
  8. Profile photo of InvaderTiger
    InvaderTiger Female 18-29
    55 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Up until it started killing people, I felt kind of bad for it... I don`t anymore...
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Great, I wasent planning to sleep tonight anyways
  10. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Saw the ending coming. Did not see the underlying message till halfway through though.
  11. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    Annoying, disgusting, human meatbags.
  12. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Wow, that was unexpected. This was pretty cool.
  13. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Holy f*ck that was dark.
  14. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I thought he was going to kill the parents to please the kid! I`m never buying a robot ever!
  15. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    9964, 9963, 9962, 9961..... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ready or not, here I come!
  16. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    That was probably the best thing I`ve ever seen on IAB in recent memory.
  17. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    kinda ironic because he kills you without blinking
  18. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    creepy, but well done
  19. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    In between I-A-B`s lame posts on Fat America, Jesus jokes, and goatsee humor I find this rare gem.

    Postings like this are what keep me coming back.

    That doesn`t mean I-A-B has to ruin it now by reposting this 20 times, however.

    --------------------
    "Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde" (the pacman ghosts). Is this what Blinky did after he retired from pacman?
  20. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    THAT WAS SO AMAZING
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    wow
  22. Profile photo of argusradd
    argusradd Male 40-49
    30 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Man, now I`m hungry for some spaghetti and meatballs.
  23. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Pretty much what fivezones just said. Only with more typos, and some swearing.
  24. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    sounds like meatwad, and that was horribly depressing
  25. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Was that Jan Michael Vincent at :23?
  26. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Just remember, when the robots finally come, don`t get one of the early versions.. they`re probably full of glitches.....
  27. Profile photo of stwilson
    stwilson Female 18-29
    66 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Well the kid did literally ask for it.
  28. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    This is why you don`t leave your servant robot in the rain counting down and then yell at it to kill everyone.
  29. Profile photo of BluishOrange
    BluishOrange Female 50-59
    87 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    Good guess, myrtheus! According to wikipedia, he`s still alive but has a permanently raspy voice. I wish he had spoken up.
  30. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    and thats why you don`t buy a robot for your little brats
  31. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    That was so freaking depressing and made me so sad, ugh.
  32. Profile photo of argusradd
    argusradd Male 40-49
    30 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    Nexus I
  33. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Blinky sounds like GIR.
  34. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    Hahah yes that was awesome.
  35. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    the thing is, I could totally see the kid acting like that and saying those things. He simply wants to have control over something. So he gives meaningless (or so he thinks) conflicting orders to something that HAS to obey him. See kids act like this all the time in day care. Also, I liked how the mom`s indirect order ("if you make another mess like this I`ll have Blinky cook and clean you for dinner") gets fulfilled. Bet she didn`t see that coming. And what is nuts is that wasn`t even an order to Blinky, it was a remark to the kid.

    Ok, now I have to remember it was all fake...
  36. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    I watched this alone in a dark room. chills man, chills...
  37. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Whoa, that was really well done. I`m almost positive that the kid is the same actor as Max from Where the Wild Things Are.
  38. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    awesome
    someone forgot to make it 3 laws safe
  39. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Who the frig buys their kid a 1000 dollar robot for a present? Spoiled brat.
  40. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    Also predictable from over 9000 miles away
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    Way to post something both depressing and horrifying at the same time IAB, Yeeeesh.
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 22, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    weird, but cool post.
    BTW
    wouldn`t killing the master give him an error?
    try deleting c:\windows\system32...
  43. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:56 am
    The spoiled little **** had it coming.
  44. Profile photo of Khalfani
    Khalfani Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 2:22 am
    Kinda like the trickle down system. How a wave of negative emotions come from the top, goes all the way down and make nice psychopathic killers... and the robot. (The kid woulda ended up a waste of space if he continued on like this without anyone release his pent up rage or get therapy anyway).
  45. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:46 am
    God. That affected me ahellof a lot more that I expected it to. Though I think that it could have done without the ending blood spatter thing...

    @ggolbez-I don`t know, but I think I missed the underlying message. What did you get from it?
  46. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 4:21 am
    Ozmose.. my thoughts exactly
  47. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Ready or not here I come. lol
  48. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 8:29 am
    I`ll never get bored of it! Lets go run around the pool and see what happens when water meets circuitry!
  49. Profile photo of arevan
    arevan Male 13-17
    1 post
    March 23, 2011 at 9:21 am
    At least someone recycles!
  50. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 10:38 am
    whenever someone says "don`t worry" I start to worry.
  51. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Well made, very thought-provoking. I kinda liked it, even though it disturbed me somewhat.
  52. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 11:58 am
    So the moral of the story is that parents who fight make their kids into sociopaths. Delicious sociopaths.
  53. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Ah so that explains why my Motorola Droid killed and cooked my grandma.
  54. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    March 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    AWESOME
  55. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    March 24, 2011 at 6:08 am
    thanks for the spoiler vajenga!
  56. Profile photo of agl126
    agl126 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:58 am
    That was brilliant! It`s weird how I managed to feel sympathy for what was ultimately scrap metal.
  57. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    March 29, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Ok this seems oddly like the movie AI maybe some differences but it reminds me of it

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