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Date: 03/25/11 12:09 PM

114 Responses to Bieber Will Not Date Girls Fatter Than Him [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Link: Bieber Will Not Date Girls Fatter Than Him - That`s Internet Fact. Hope you weigh less than 120, Biebsters.
  2. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    plz just abort urself!
  3. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    i`ll take 130 pounds (if she`s old enough)
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Remember that Bieber tip jar? I`m filling it as fast as I can.
  5. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Title correction: Bieber will not date girls.
  6. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    wait bieber is a dude?
  7. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    wow....

    future stalker
  8. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Wow...as if she ever had a chance to begin with...
  9. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    sad
  10. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Bieber weighs 120 Pounds?!? LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!
  11. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1303 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    lol, yeah, THAT`S why he`ll never date you. Take a pick.
    a) You have no penis
    b) You`re a nobody
  12. Profile photo of nmarty1
    nmarty1 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    This is so fcked up.
  13. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Awww that sounds real rough. I can help with your self-abortion if you want.
  14. Profile photo of Rolz73
    Rolz73 Male 40-49
    14 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    "D`you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?" That`s a start.....
  15. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Only 120? Wow. He must have no muscles whatsoever.
  16. Profile photo of sadpanda1990
    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Damn, I wish she`d be a suicidal maniac who would take him with her.
    That said, he`s probably become a martyr.
  17. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    please abort self.
  18. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    I`ve got 20 pounds on The Bieb? LOL.
  19. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Wait... she should be thrilled! In order to date Bieber, she would have to be a lesbian! Bieber just made her life less complicated. Why`s she so sad???
  20. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    She needs more (better?) parenting.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    This is so pathetic in so many ways
  22. Profile photo of Im_Racist
    Im_Racist Male 70 & Over
    147 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    i will shoot this girl
  23. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Intaresting....please hurry and help her out.
  24. Profile photo of Luizito
    Luizito Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    I think she mispelled the last word... pretty sure it`s supposed to be Rope !!
  25. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    there is no hope for you child, you`re a f ucking idiot.
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    "i think i might just abort myself"
    Ha! Yes. You do that. Evolution FTW! Well... evolution most likely. She`s probably not been pregnant.
  27. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Just wait, Sweetheart. Once he hits puberty he`s sure to hit some sort of growth spurt.
  28. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    At the same time as I would like to make her feel better and stop crying, I also want to ask her why justin bever ?
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    She needs pot.
  30. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    I can`t believe there are people this pathetic. Well, I can... I just don`t like to. She should go "abort" herself >>; clean up the jean pool a bit. As long as she does it in such a way to win her a spot in the Darwin Awards.
  31. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    yeah i`d go for option A... abort yourself. do it and do us a favor.
  32. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Yes, THAT is why she will never get with JB. Not because he`s with someone. Not because he`s famous and you`re just one of his many, many, many fans. Because you weigh 130, which is probably a very healthy weight for you.
  33. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Showing attachment like that to someone you don`t really know. Maybe its misdirected but I wouldn`t say like some of you it should be taken away from the GENE pool. Funny as it may be to be an internet hater.

    (/white knight)
  34. Profile photo of Naralala
    Naralala Female 13-17
    8 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    I hope you mean `gene` pool, gothmo. >_>
  35. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    OH GOD!
  36. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    in all honesty, justin beiber is like 3`9 so she really should date girls taller than herself anyways. also isn`t she like 11 1/4? she`s too young to be dating, also when did she come out and say she was lesbo?
  37. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Sorry, no hope for you.
  38. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    She just needs to get laid with a real girl :)
  39. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    lmao funny post! do what you want kid
  40. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    i hope she offs her self
  41. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    @luizito LOL
  42. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Justin Bieber doesn’t date girls.
  43. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    How on earth does Justin Bieber know how heavy a potential date is? Does he carry around a set of scales to make every possible girl stand on? Oh sorry you`re 121, too heavy for me!
  44. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    no doubt Pravda7, she just needs to, wait, what?
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    like you ever had a chance before you found this out. hes with selina gomez, who is hotter than this girl could ever pretend to be.
  46. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Hey kid, if that girl doesn`t like you because of your weight, find yourself another one. There, easy as that.
  47. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Too many below average Justin Bieber jokes.
  48. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    No hope for you honey. The best you can hope for is to hit something hard when you jump.
  49. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    cobrakiller
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    4994 Posts Friday, March 25, 2011 1:46:59 PM

    like you ever had a chance before you found this out. hes with selina gomez, who is hotter than this girl could ever pretend to be."

    Sad but true... I can`t help but think of little kids in Disney theme parks being told that Mickey Mouse is just a person in a suit. These poor girls set themselves up for depression. :(
  50. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    These kids get so into their idols, this is sad. Fortunately (Hopefully) this girl will realize that this was kind of dumb in the first place. They just need to stop putting this stuff on the internet.
  51. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Go running fatty!
  52. Profile photo of thenedman
    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    The funny thing is that she is only 5`5" true that is average for a girl her age, but still.
  53. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Less crying more exercising
  54. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    settle down there tubby. you`ll thank your fat ass later when bieber is on celebrity rehab along with the cast of twilight and andy dick.
  55. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Could be worse, she could be obsessed with someone even more mediocre like...... ............. ............erm............ ............ ............ ............no wait, i`ll think of someone............ ................... ........................ ........... ........i`ll get back to you!
  56. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    I would kill to be 130 but then again im a 20 yr. old male...
  57. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    Mmmmm.....your tears taste sooooo good. CRY FATTY, CRY! Your tears give me nourishment!
  58. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    The funniest part is that she apparently already knew his weight, but only just found out her own.
  59. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    So old.
  60. Profile photo of JKolodne
    JKolodne Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    yeah, i`m sure that your weight is the only thing preventing you from dating Justin Bieber. It has nothing to do with the fact that he`s famous and you`re not. Or that he can land chicks a helluva lot hotter than you if he wanted. Or (most importantly) that he`s a flaming homo. Dumb bitch.
  61. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Heres some hope. Your useless legs take up about 60 pounds. Lop em off tubby.
  62. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Death to bieber
  63. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Beiber: Making underage girls guilt themselves skinny since 2010.
  64. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32833 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    No hope for you fatso! You might as well die now...
  65. Profile photo of baglad
    baglad Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I dont hate Bieber, I hate his faggy drating fans.
  66. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    Brain weighs 10 pounds...

    But beiber is old news
  67. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Time to start training to become a drug addled porn star, twit.
  68. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    damn, beiber is so shallow. i hated him before but i like him a little more now. :-)
  69. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    OMG another whiner. Get off your ass and workout. Buy the P90X and in 90 days you will shed the fat, and look lean and strong. Then young lady you can go up to Justin. Reach out to him and grab him and say "Come here my little bitch"! Then rape his skinny ass and make him your bitch for life.

    Personally I think she could do better than Bieber.
  70. Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    So lose 10 lbs. and maybe you`ll stand a chance.
  71. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    She has bigger problems than not being a tiny girl.
  72. Profile photo of MissIndepend
    MissIndepend Female 30-39
    75 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    mayb if u keep crying u can lose a pound or two of retained water..lol
  73. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    "I think I might just abort myself."


  74. Profile photo of Wraithix
    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Just found out huh?
  75. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    she could get to the maximum weight requirement and still have no chance. she was screwed either way.
  76. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    Hope...

  77. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    do people like this really exist? because if they do, this world is toast.
  78. Profile photo of nimrod1991
    nimrod1991 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    she is going to abort herself?
    let me use the time machine next
  79. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    Blame Bieber for this girl`s upcoming life long battle with anorexia.
  80. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    durp 120 is a pretty unrealistic weight for a lot of girls anyways... And 120 on a guy is a pretty damn small guy O.o
  81. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    hahaha poor bitch
  82. Profile photo of nny156
    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    hope she off`s herself society doesnt need people like her
  83. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Well, I`m off to gain more weight..
  84. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Wow he must only date twigs then. Well who wants to date a little bitch like Justin Bieber anyway?
  85. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    The f-ck I don`t want to be even a possibility of a date for that little turd.

    Time to get a muffin top up in this b-tch.
  86. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    Yea well, at 124, I can give blood! I saved three lives today. What did Bieber do?
  87. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    I`ll abort her, I need a coathanger SAT!
  88. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    Sweet im safe.
  89. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    Justin Bieber knows the kind of fame he has among young impressionable girls, so why the hell would he say something like that?
  90. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    I also heard that Justin Beiber won`t date his stalkers either.
  91. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    keep it up girl, your dropping enough weight every 24 hours to classify yourself as a miniature hippopotamus!
  92. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:03 am
    Needs to be lighter for easier riding cowboy ducttape and rubberband, cooking oil coke orgies.
  93. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:24 am
    120? Damn...i could throw that kid!

    I`m friggin skinny and not tall and weigh 155, does he have any muscle whatsoever??
  94. Profile photo of Brendonmcm
    Brendonmcm Male 50-59
    11 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 1:45 am
    Why not send him lots of pizzas every week!
  95. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 3:33 am
    cut your head off you will losse around 10 pounds
  96. Profile photo of WeinerD0g
    WeinerD0g Female 18-29
    39 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 4:49 am
    Wow, 120? That is REALLY unattractive. I could easily sling the guy over my shoulder and carry him around...
  97. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:25 am
    "I might just abort myself"?

    No worries, I`ll do it for ya!!
  98. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:31 am
    someone please shoot it and put it out of it`s misery
  99. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:54 am
    why would he even say something like that to begin with? if girls start committing mass suicide all over the country will we be able to blame him? i know some pretty hot chicks who are into his music so if they bite it ill be looking for him myself...
  100. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 9:25 am
    I tried aborting myself but I decided not to when I realized I`m not drating stupid.
  101. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    cry more, 10 to go !
  102. Profile photo of Red_Fear
    Red_Fear Male 18-29
    68 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Yeah thats right, abort yourself because you don`t match up to some LITTLE PR*CKS idiotic standards! For F*cks sake, have some dignity.
    This girl is going to regret this in about five years time, when Bieber either ends up choking on his own vomit after overdosing, or has a psychological breakdown on national TV.
  103. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    i think i might just abort myself?
  104. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Fake.
  105. Profile photo of TonyNaef
    TonyNaef Male 18-29
    85 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    let her
  106. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    well ya if she got an abortion she would lose some weight
  107. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 26, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    Right, because she was on his list of whinny little chicks to date, until he found out she was heavier.

    Doubt he does for the black nail polish, bipolar-disorder types. Not to mention, she`s already lost because she has a vagina not a peen.
  108. Profile photo of zephyrbell
    zephyrbell Female 18-29
    13 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 12:18 am
    I say she should gain more weight and just over power the tiny boy.
  109. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Isn`t he already dating Selina Gomez? Could have swore I saw something about that on Yahoo!, but I could be wrong.

    Come to think of it, if Selina Gomez is, she just landed herself on the hitlist of thousands of girls worldwide... well, perhaps not worldwide, that`s giving Bieber waaay too much credit.
  110. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    I`m 127 OH THANK GOD!
  111. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    I think selena gomez`s head weighs more than beiber
  112. Profile photo of clazosmonkey
    clazosmonkey Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 27, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    "Doubt he does for the black nail polish, bipolar-disorder types. Not to mention, she`s already lost because she has a vagina not a peen."
    Good thing she has a vagina and not a "peen", right? Justin Beiber is a Lesbian isn`t she?
  113. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    March 28, 2011 at 5:48 am
    Frankly he`s missing out.

    Also he`s a dick.
  114. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    b>Fu</b><b>ck</b> Beiber

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