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Date: 03/03/11 11:30 AM

106 Responses to Bear Grylls Doesn`t Need A Store-Bought Shirt [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Step 5: Drink piss.
  2. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:36 am
    He should`ve made it in a large. Or maybe it`s just a European-cut...
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Interrupted in his quest for clothing by an angry Grizzly Bear, Bear is forced to slaughter the beast but he is relieved for it provides him with food for a steady week.

    ...Bare Bear Grylls Grills Bear.
  4. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:42 am
    oh dear god

    what, really. what
  5. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:42 am
    hahaha awesome... i want one of those.. they look badass
  6. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:46 am
    ew.
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:47 am
    that`s almost as disgusting as keeping warm in a tauntaun.
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I`d wear a sealskin wifebeater.
  9. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Dude what.
  10. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:56 am
    He also has Gorrila slippers and a Poodle hat.
  11. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:59 am
    you go, bear. my down jacket works for me, thanks, even though it contains 99.9% less blubber.
  12. Profile photo of lundyjack
    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Well...it probably IS hella warm.

    Except for your arms >.>
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    >>hahaha awesome... i want one of those.. they look badass

    (shhh... that Chinese spammer will be on here in ten minutes offering goddamn seal-shirts from a sweatshop in Beijing)
  14. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    i set my calendar to remind me when this episode came on. just had to watch it. I like the U mad? approach. lots of animal rights people are crying while crapping their pants right now.
  15. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Here`s to hoping none of us ever has to do that.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Then, drink your own piss.
  17. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    See my vest, see my vest, made from real arctic-seal chest.

    Not as snappy as the original.
  18. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    What a beast.
  19. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    God, can you imagine the smell coming off of that? Damn.
  20. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    F###, Bear`s former SAS...he`s badass. Go Bear!
  21. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Sure, but can he make a matching pair of capris?
  22. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Dude, he can make tights out of more baby dolphins and be a faster swimmer then michael phelps. Of course, there would be baby guts all in the crevices of his crotch area...
  23. Profile photo of OssimJohn
    OssimJohn Male 18-29
    138 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Ofcourse he can, hes Bear Gryll!
  24. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    chic....
  25. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    My grandfather used to fish with nothing more than a paper clip and his own snot.
  26. Profile photo of aquafire115
    aquafire115 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Sure...but will it blend?
  27. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    @ HelloKi....LMFAOTNTPM
  28. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    i love it how no matter what crazy $hit hes doing or eating, hes smiling afterwards
  29. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm

  30. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    oh that`s nasty... but it`s loaded with vitimins and minirals.
  31. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    @ sumRandom1 thats probably cos hes stoned
  32. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    i wonder how well does that actually work
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Luke Skywalker did it first.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    ok! actually lets pretend that you have to swim a mile of freezing cold water and dont want to wear wet clothes at the other side, viola!
  35. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    crazy bastard...
  36. Profile photo of iChuu
    iChuu Female 18-29
    15 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Q n Q Ewwwwwwwwwww
  37. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    That`s not as bad as the time he slept inside the carcuss(spelling is probably wrong) of a camel.
  38. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Gross
  39. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    and i thought they smelled bad...on the outside!
  40. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  41. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    little snug on him though. he should have went for a large
  42. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    They`re just making him do poo for the ratings now. Lol
  43. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Now all he needs is a little scrotum hat
  44. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Bear: Wear a seal skin and make 50 G`s?... Heeellz yea!
  45. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Just ignore him and he might go away; worked for the SAS.
  46. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Must`ve ran out of piss and got bored.
  47. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Proving that survival and style aren`t mutually exclusive.
  48. Profile photo of eddybebe90
    eddybebe90 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Bear is just drating bad ass
  49. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Could do that with a Human as well.
  50. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    he`s a phony... the last time i was in alaska... a year ago? or two? cant remember, doesn`t matter... he was outside shooting footage for his show, not far from the same hotel i stayed at, then came in and sat at the bar for the rest of the day...
  51. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    I can`t stand this guy.
  52. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    I need one of those
  53. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Where`s Serge the Seal of Death when ya need him.
  54. Profile photo of ScubaFett
    ScubaFett Male 18-29
    176 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    IT WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
  55. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    this guy is extreme/crazy i watch all his shows
  56. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    yup, go ahead, do that.. seals have predators too. just go ahead. make your self smell like a yummy helpless seal, Im sure you`ll be somebodies midnight snack
  57. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I hope to hell he washed very well after wards, since there four to six types of skin parasites in/on a seals skin.
  58. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Someone has been playing too much of Monster Hunter
  59. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    That actually doesn`t look half-bad.

    It`s like Minecraft but instead of cows, it`s seals.
  60. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    any other ladies find bear grylls extremely good looking, even with a skinned dead seal on?
  61. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    "yup, go ahead, do that.. seals have predators too. just go ahead. make your self smell like a yummy helpless seal, Im sure you`ll be somebodies midnight snack "

    LOL. How many of those predators are land animals?? He didn`t say he was going for a swim.... LOL

    And when the polar bear comes looking for him... BOOM! fur coat!
  62. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Stuck up in the arctic, you have ALOT more to worry about that a couple parasites that your immune system can defend you from, and predators that are just as scared of you as you are of them. Like, maybe...frostbite? At -45 with winds of 70km/hr, you DEFINITELY have alot more to worry about.
  63. Profile photo of 81elky
    81elky Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    this episode is on right now....and im pretty sure hes in Scotland
  64. Profile photo of jjpolo15
    jjpolo15 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    @Najamesk1 Im sure Bear can handle anything that comes sneaking up on him for a little seal snack.
  65. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Oh yeah that`ll totally keep like 5% of your body semi warm. Way to go Bear.
    I hate that guy, everything he does is the opposite of survival and more like just doing risky and disgusting stuff for fun.
  66. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Man I wanted to see that episode
  67. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    @SarahofBorg

    You`re not a survivalist so you don`t know survival because if you did (or had any knowledge of the human body) you would know that hes keeping everything he needs to keep warm to survive i.e. your heart your lungs your stomach your liver kidneys ect.
  68. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    He may do some crazy poo, but he would out survive ANY of us in the wild. He would even out survive some roosterroaches in a nuclear winter. Proven fact.
  69. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    "I hate that guy, everything he does is the opposite of survival and more like just doing risky and disgusting stuff for fun."

    You are a dumbass.
  70. Profile photo of Theist17
    Theist17 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    I`m pretty sure that he puts the jacket back on after that. He keeps the sealskin "shirt" on under it for added warmth.
  71. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    Let`s put it this way

    Yes, He could definitely out-survive me, I`d insta die.

    But Bear Grylls is a shock-jockey. A lot of shizz he does is foolish and dangerous and not very smart for trying to `survive` Not to mention, when Bear goes out on his survival trips, he has an entire crew with him watching his back.

    This is OK because the show is for entertainment value, it`s supposed to be shocking and death defying. It doesn`t mean he`s not a good survivalist.

    Personally- if you don`t like the over the top antics, take a look at Survivorman with Les Stroud. Aside from being dropped off and retrieved, he is completely alone for up to 7 days and operates all his cameras on his own. Great Guy!
  72. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    It`s a tv show for God`s sake. It`s amusing.
  73. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    "any other ladies find bear grylls extremely good looking, even with a skinned dead seal on?"

    I do, emmettyville, I do.
  74. Profile photo of nkmv
    nkmv Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    I can`t believe he went swimming in that bloody chum suit.
  75. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Oh Bear, you are amazing you crazy mofo.
  76. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Let`s see here. If I ended up naked in northern Canada and the only way I wouldn`t die is by wearing raw seal hide, then what dumbass wouldn`t wear it?

    Remember that guy who chiseled his arm off with a rock? You do anything to survive.
  77. Profile photo of revlcal
    revlcal Male 30-39
    25 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    To those who think wearing a seal skin makes you smell like prey to predators, think about it: if you ran into a deer that was wearing a vest made of bloody rabbit skins, are you going to kill and eat that deer or move on to something a little less bat-poo?
  78. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    Considering two of the top predators hunt by smell and love eating stinky rotted seal...



    ..and greenland shark has no eyes, can`t watch tv, so has no idea who bear grills is.
  79. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:35 pm


    "Hmmm... looks like a seal... smell`s like a seal... yep.. must be a seal"
  80. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    bear grylls is a bad ass
  81. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 12:04 am
    Step 5: Drink your own piss.
  82. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 12:51 am
    but hey, at least your core would be warm
  83. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 2:04 am
    The last pic of this takes it from mediocre to kkin awesome in one giant leap.
  84. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 2:32 am
    Step 6: eat the maggots that was on the seal

    @MattPrince and your point?
    he would just beat them up and make pants and a jacket.
  85. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 3:36 am
    God, I hate this guy. If, somehow, you watched his show and ended up in one of these situations, following his advice would get you killed. Sure, he is probably tough as hell. But he provides more detrimental information than helpful. He is able to do this without dying, because he has been caught multiple times at hotels during filming of these shows. Find a dead seal? No drating chance you would be that lucky. You get even a little wet in an arctic environment, trying to find and/or kill a seal, your officially dead.

    Although he wasn`t a tough guy, the Survivorman guy at least did the real thing.
  86. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:24 am
    Video of Bear actually doing this. Video
  87. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:36 am
    Les Stroud > Bear Grills. And that`s coming from a Brit.
  88. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:40 am
    "Find a dead seal? No drating chance you would be that lucky. "

    Its Canada, theres probably hundreds of them just lying around having been clubbed to death.
  89. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:49 am
    davymid right Les Stroud > Bear Grills
    watch this.

    It`s his only defence against polar bears -.-
    I don`t know about you but I prefer us 1 hour trying to light a fire via friction than use up all of my bullets...
    And how he lights the fire outside of the view of the camera is very suspicious.
  90. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 5:03 am
    Boss as hell.
  91. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 6:40 am
    davymid: Les Stroud > Bear Grills

    I agree, Stroud goes it alone, Grylls take a team with him. I`ve seen Grylls take more risks, Risks Stroud is wise enough not to take in a true survival situation. Plus some Gryll`s challenges seem to be a bit staged to me.
  92. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 8:13 am
    he probably bought it at the gap
  93. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 8:34 am
    ohgodohgodohgod
  94. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 8:48 am
    oh man...
  95. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Ray Mears and Bruce Parry are worth twenty of Grylls. Too much ego.
  96. Profile photo of DeltaForce
    DeltaForce Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 10:31 am
    So he`s got the look and smell of a seal and will also be swimming like a injured seal...SHARK BAIT. Don`t do this to survive!
  97. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 11:50 am
    He does look pretty good in his seal vest though :-D
  98. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Of course, if you can`t find a DEAD seal, you should know what to do next...
  99. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    My point Svampebob was that this would so not be a good thing to do in a *real* survival situation because neither of the top arctic predators would give a flying f*ckaroo about his reputation and would sniff out our hero, if he hadn`t gone and had a hot shower in his hotel hideaway.

    No love lost between Mears and Grylls either, though I`ll give Grylls his due, he took Mears scorn for his showboating antics on the chin.
  100. Profile photo of dagremlin
    dagremlin Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    hawt. bet we see this in milan in the next few years.
  101. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    heed be hell in a zombie apoc.
  102. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    OMFG hes wearing Urf... =(
  103. Profile photo of notorious_
    notorious_ Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    If a dead seal is not available, kill the camera crew
  104. Profile photo of Komarov
    Komarov Male 18-29
    56 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    Warranty void if seal is broken.
  105. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 18, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    seal T-shirt ..u dont have to join the army to have one

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