Bear Grylls Doesn`t Need A Store-Bought Shirt [Pic

Submitted by: KCN0113 5 years ago Misc

Alternate title: Bear Grylls Is Totally Bat-Poo Crazy.
There are 106 comments:
Male 687
seal T-shirt ..u dont have to join the army to have one
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Male 56
Warranty void if seal is broken.
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Male 72
If a dead seal is not available, kill the camera crew
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Male 2,199
OMFG hes wearing Urf... =(
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Male 531
heed be hell in a zombie apoc.
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Male 19
hawt. bet we see this in milan in the next few years.
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Male 2,220
My point Svampebob was that this would so not be a good thing to do in a *real* survival situation because neither of the top arctic predators would give a flying f*ckaroo about his reputation and would sniff out our hero, if he hadn`t gone and had a hot shower in his hotel hideaway.

No love lost between Mears and Grylls either, though I`ll give Grylls his due, he took Mears scorn for his showboating antics on the chin.
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Male 247
Of course, if you can`t find a DEAD seal, you should know what to do next...
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Female 1,101
He does look pretty good in his seal vest though :-D
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Male 32
So he`s got the look and smell of a seal and will also be swimming like a injured seal...SHARK BAIT. Don`t do this to survive!
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Male 7,123
Ray Mears and Bruce Parry are worth twenty of Grylls. Too much ego.
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Male 174
oh man...
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Male 588
ohgodohgodohgod
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Male 2,855
he probably bought it at the gap
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Male 17,512
davymid: [quote]Les Stroud > Bear Grills[/quote]

I agree, Stroud goes it alone, Grylls take a team with him. I`ve seen Grylls take more risks, Risks Stroud is wise enough not to take in a true survival situation. Plus some Gryll`s challenges seem to be a bit staged to me.
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Female 126
Boss as hell.
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Male 3,076
davymid right Les Stroud > Bear Grills
watch this.

It`s his only defence against polar bears -.-
I don`t know about you but I prefer us 1 hour trying to light a fire via friction than use up all of my bullets...
And how he lights the fire outside of the view of the camera is very suspicious.
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Male 1,678
"Find a dead seal? No drating chance you would be that lucky. "

Its Canada, theres probably hundreds of them just lying around having been clubbed to death.
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Male 12,138
Les Stroud > Bear Grills. And that`s coming from a Brit.
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Male 17,512
Video of Bear actually doing this. Video
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Male 112
God, I hate this guy. If, somehow, you watched his show and ended up in one of these situations, following his advice would get you killed. Sure, he is probably tough as hell. But he provides more detrimental information than helpful. He is able to do this without dying, because he has been caught multiple times at hotels during filming of these shows. Find a dead seal? No drating chance you would be that lucky. You get even a little wet in an arctic environment, trying to find and/or kill a seal, your officially dead.

Although he wasn`t a tough guy, the Survivorman guy at least did the real thing.
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Male 3,076
Step 6: eat the maggots that was on the seal

@MattPrince and your point?
he would just beat them up and make pants and a jacket.
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Male 928
The last pic of this takes it from mediocre to kkin awesome in one giant leap.
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Male 474
but hey, at least your core would be warm
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Male 812
Step 5: Drink your own piss.
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Male 2,988
bear grylls is a bad ass
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Male 2,220


"Hmmm... looks like a seal... smell`s like a seal... yep.. must be a seal"
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Male 2,220
Considering two of the top predators hunt by smell and love eating stinky rotted seal...



..and greenland shark has no eyes, can`t watch tv, so has no idea who bear grills is.
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Male 25
To those who think wearing a seal skin makes you smell like prey to predators, think about it: if you ran into a deer that was wearing a vest made of bloody rabbit skins, are you going to kill and eat that deer or move on to something a little less bat-poo?
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Female 582
Let`s see here. If I ended up naked in northern Canada and the only way I wouldn`t die is by wearing raw seal hide, then what dumbass wouldn`t wear it?

Remember that guy who chiseled his arm off with a rock? You do anything to survive.
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Male 493
Oh Bear, you are amazing you crazy mofo.
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Male 4
I can`t believe he went swimming in that bloody chum suit.
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Female 1,264
"any other ladies find bear grylls extremely good looking, even with a skinned dead seal on?"

I do, emmettyville, I do.
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Female 1,236
It`s a tv show for God`s sake. It`s amusing.
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Female 3,696
Let`s put it this way

Yes, He could definitely out-survive me, I`d insta die.

But Bear Grylls is a shock-jockey. A lot of shizz he does is foolish and dangerous and not very smart for trying to `survive` Not to mention, when Bear goes out on his survival trips, he has an entire crew with him watching his back.

This is OK because the show is for entertainment value, it`s supposed to be shocking and death defying. It doesn`t mean he`s not a good survivalist.

Personally- if you don`t like the over the top antics, take a look at Survivorman with Les Stroud. Aside from being dropped off and retrieved, he is completely alone for up to 7 days and operates all his cameras on his own. Great Guy!
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Male 45
I`m pretty sure that he puts the jacket back on after that. He keeps the sealskin "shirt" on under it for added warmth.
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Male 4,793
"I hate that guy, everything he does is the opposite of survival and more like just doing risky and disgusting stuff for fun."

You are a dumbass.
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Male 4,793
He may do some crazy poo, but he would out survive ANY of us in the wild. He would even out survive some roosterroaches in a nuclear winter. Proven fact.
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Male 142
@SarahofBorg

You`re not a survivalist so you don`t know survival because if you did (or had any knowledge of the human body) you would know that hes keeping everything he needs to keep warm to survive i.e. your heart your lungs your stomach your liver kidneys ect.
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Female 138
Man I wanted to see that episode
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Female 3,562
Oh yeah that`ll totally keep like 5% of your body semi warm. Way to go Bear.
I hate that guy, everything he does is the opposite of survival and more like just doing risky and disgusting stuff for fun.
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Male 5
@Najamesk1 Im sure Bear can handle anything that comes sneaking up on him for a little seal snack.
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Male 20
this episode is on right now....and im pretty sure hes in Scotland
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Male 773
Stuck up in the arctic, you have ALOT more to worry about that a couple parasites that your immune system can defend you from, and predators that are just as scared of you as you are of them. Like, maybe...frostbite? At -45 with winds of 70km/hr, you DEFINITELY have alot more to worry about.
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Male 1,053
"yup, go ahead, do that.. seals have predators too. just go ahead. make your self smell like a yummy helpless seal, Im sure you`ll be somebodies midnight snack "

LOL. How many of those predators are land animals?? He didn`t say he was going for a swim.... LOL

And when the polar bear comes looking for him... BOOM! fur coat!
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Female 4,349
any other ladies find bear grylls extremely good looking, even with a skinned dead seal on?
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Male 1,081
That actually doesn`t look half-bad.

It`s like Minecraft but instead of cows, it`s seals.
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Male 15,510
Someone has been playing too much of Monster Hunter
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Male 2,229
I hope to hell he washed very well after wards, since there four to six types of skin parasites in/on a seals skin.
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Male 194
yup, go ahead, do that.. seals have predators too. just go ahead. make your self smell like a yummy helpless seal, Im sure you`ll be somebodies midnight snack
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Male 304
this guy is extreme/crazy i watch all his shows
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Male 176
IT WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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Male 176
Where`s Serge the Seal of Death when ya need him.
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Male 407
I need one of those
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Male 573
I can`t stand this guy.
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Female 298
he`s a phony... the last time i was in alaska... a year ago? or two? cant remember, doesn`t matter... he was outside shooting footage for his show, not far from the same hotel i stayed at, then came in and sat at the bar for the rest of the day...
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Male 3,431
Could do that with a Human as well.
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Male 11
Bear is just drating bad ass
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Male 2,422
Proving that survival and style aren`t mutually exclusive.
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Male 1,815
Must`ve ran out of piss and got bored.
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Female 857
Just ignore him and he might go away; worked for the SAS.
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Male 2,579
Bear: Wear a seal skin and make 50 G`s?... Heeellz yea!
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Male 2,096
Now all he needs is a little scrotum hat
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Female 374
They`re just making him do poo for the ratings now. Lol
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Male 541
little snug on him though. he should have went for a large
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Male 1,526
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 3,061
and i thought they smelled bad...on the outside!
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Female 322
Gross
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Male 734
That`s not as bad as the time he slept inside the carcuss(spelling is probably wrong) of a camel.
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Female 15
Q n Q Ewwwwwwwwwww
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Female 1,356
crazy bastard...
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Male 25,416
ok! actually lets pretend that you have to swim a mile of freezing cold water and dont want to wear wet clothes at the other side, viola!
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Male 8,302
Luke Skywalker did it first.
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Male 3,745
i wonder how well does that actually work
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Female 1,435
@ sumRandom1 thats probably cos hes stoned
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Male 166
oh that`s nasty... but it`s loaded with vitimins and minirals.
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Male 2,796

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Male 794
i love it how no matter what crazy $hit hes doing or eating, hes smiling afterwards
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Male 196
@ HelloKi....LMFAOTNTPM
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Male 15
Sure...but will it blend?
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Male 405
My grandfather used to fish with nothing more than a paper clip and his own snot.
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Male 1,793
chic....
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Male 138
Ofcourse he can, hes Bear Gryll!
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Male 107
Dude, he can make tights out of more baby dolphins and be a faster swimmer then michael phelps. Of course, there would be baby guts all in the crevices of his crotch area...
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Female 2,525
Sure, but can he make a matching pair of capris?
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Male 196
F###, Bear`s former SAS...he`s badass. Go Bear!
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Female 2,674
God, can you imagine the smell coming off of that? Damn.
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Male 247
What a beast.
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Male 302
See my vest, see my vest, made from real arctic-seal chest.

Not as snappy as the original.
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Male 10,339
Then, drink your own piss.
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Female 4,039
Here`s to hoping none of us ever has to do that.
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Male 426
i set my calendar to remind me when this episode came on. just had to watch it. I like the U mad? approach. lots of animal rights people are crying while crapping their pants right now.
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Male 5,194
>>hahaha awesome... i want one of those.. they look badass

(shhh... that Chinese spammer will be on here in ten minutes offering goddamn seal-shirts from a sweatshop in Beijing)
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Female 102
Well...it probably IS hella warm.

Except for your arms >.>
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Male 295
you go, bear. my down jacket works for me, thanks, even though it contains 99.9% less blubber.
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Male 1,442
He also has Gorrila slippers and a Poodle hat.
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Male 1,107
Dude what.
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Male 3,894
I`d wear a sealskin wifebeater.
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Female 2,509
that`s almost as disgusting as keeping warm in a tauntaun.
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Male 978
ew.
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Male 2,376
hahaha awesome... i want one of those.. they look badass
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Male 493
oh dear god

what, really. what
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Female 3,696
Interrupted in his quest for clothing by an angry Grizzly Bear, Bear is forced to slaughter the beast but he is relieved for it provides him with food for a steady week.

...Bare Bear Grylls Grills Bear.
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Male 1,256
He should`ve made it in a large. Or maybe it`s just a European-cut...
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Male 1,108
Step 5: Drink piss.
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Male 182
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