Army Guy Shows Off Sweet Judo Chop

Submitted by: Tyronics 6 years ago in Funny

If you can perfect this move, you"ll be the baddest ass at your school. Such little effort for such a nice payoff.
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Male 426
wait... do i really got dibs on your virginity? because if your female and attractive in some way you should email me... if you ever see this... Just saying.
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Male 426
@spocom
LMFAO! thanks
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Male 987
Spock taught us about this over 30 years ago.
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Male 759
@ all the commentators

Lol. Say it with certainty and it must be true, right? Note to self: don`t take advice from the internets.
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Male 734
I concure with Subfighter88.
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Male 69
Those are marines, not army soldiers
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Male 1,083
my mom did this to an elephant once.
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Male 38,505
@shalantas - "Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on?"

Well, usually it feels like.... oh, wait.
You were talking to splurbyburbl, huh.
The way I rant sometimes I just assumed . . . well
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YEAH splurbyburbl! Answer that one!
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Male 111
Has nothing to do with blood flow. It`s a diffused strike to the Brachial Plexus nerve bundle. Causes unconsciousness, and sometimes death. Cops are trained to do it, but it is considered lethal force and can only be used when other forms of lethal force would also be allowed.
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Male 7,611
yes people, there is no chop in judo. there is also no kick, punch, knee, headbutt, or any other strike. judo is only displacement, throws, and locks. but that is not the important part of this video, so please just enjoy.
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Male 559
I like how he`s laughing at the end.
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Male 474
instantly causes blood flow in the main arteries to skip. It`s the same effect as a sleeper hold, only not constant
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Male 493
Wow... why would you let him do that to you? I love how he just laughs about it too.
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Male 759
To all the kids who just watched this and will now try it the next time someone looks at them wrong: You`re doing it wrong.
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Male 3,431
I really hate when this crap is publicized. Normally it takes a person a few years of study to understand the potential danger involved in doing this to another human.

This is akin to giving a child or a chimpanzee a firearm.
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Male 63
Yeah, thats Tae Kwon Do. Its called a knife hand. I never saw someone react like that though. I always preferred a good old fashioned leopard`s paw to the throat. That is guaranteed results.
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Female 527
I love me some army guys. <3 <3 <3
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Male 26
Pretty sure that`s called Knife Hand not Judo Chop...
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Male 82
Judo is "The Gentle Way". It`s more likely to be Taekwondo, or Kung Fu. There are no strikes in Judo.
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Male 3,310
If you slow the video down you can see he switched at the last second to a vulcan nerve pinch.

h4><0r!!
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Male 106
@spocom, umm aren`t you under age? lol
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Male 2,988
Perfectly executed Judo Chop
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Male 142
@splurbyburbl

He definatly isn`t over weight having six pack abbs and thin isn`t healthy he is "built" which means he can out do most people there when it comes to ab workouts. my SSgt was the same way.
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Male 373
"You know there`s no such thing as a "judo chop" right?"

Have you ever seen Austin Powers?
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Male 196
Thats not Judo
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Male 84
So if you hit them in the vag nerve? Hmmm sounds like a date rape technique.
The music of akon sets the mood right
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Female 709
@shalantas

I love you with every fiber of my being. My virginity is now yours for the claiming.
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Male 426
@splurbyburbl

Yah "if" you were their "boss". I think You mean "if" you were their superior officer. which your not... so stfu, also you failed to give the correct terminology. therefor the list of incoherent idiotic statements is to be taken as random poo flowing so fluently from that loose non-nice individual of yours. caused by years of "stick up the ass" syndrome. Do the internet a favor and stop trying to troll because you got a dishonorable discharge for lord knows what, if you were even in any form of military to begin with. Also may YOU please "Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on?" Also do you have so little of a life that you actually come back and double check your comments? Pathetic dude. Really pathetic.
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Male 15,510
Cool, but now with whom ill practice this technique
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Male 19
You know there`s no such thing as a "judo chop" right?
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Male 2,796
Corpsecrank:

Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on.


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Male 928
@splurbyburbl Take a chill pill. No one cares like you think they do.

I love videos like this because it shows these guys aren`t just stone statues controlled by our government every second of every day.
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Male 2,796
Let`s see...

-Marine is out of uniform (shirt untucked)
-Unprofessional representation of the USMC
-Looks overweight and therefore disgusting in uniform. Needs to be enrolled in the Military Appearance Program (MAP)

Overall, just doing dumb crap for the enire world to see... screw this clown. Gives me a bad name.
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Male 2,796
Yeah... not Army. Definitely Marines. I hate it when dumbass Marines put videos of themselves on Youtube doing stupid poo. If I were their boss and saw this I would hammer them. Page 11, NJP, etc. etc.
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Male 787
I`ve used this before x3
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Male 4,793
So who else just hit themselves in the neck like six times?
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nobody? ok then... i`ll just be leaving now.
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Male 5,194
Spock is a real a-hole when he`s drunk.
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Male 23
Brachial stun.
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Female 1,589
My friend can do this. He learned it when becoming a security guard.
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Male 985
Judo CHOP
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Male 151
Thanks mntlmstrbtr that makes more sense
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Male 7,611
mntlmstrbtr, so you just wrote a more in depth version of what I did. okay, I looked like you were saying I was wrong at first.
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Male 25,416
wow
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Male 5,081
Omg Gerry1of1 this is a clear SCORE!!!
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Male 737
Actually, Viden and cobrakiller, what`s most likely happening is not a stretch on the vagus nerve but the vasovagal response, which travels DOWN the vagus nerve. When the guy gets chopped in the neck, there`s a sudden pressure rise in the carotid body, which is a little higher than where the other guy chops him. The carotid body`s job is to regulate blood pressure going into the brain, so it instantly sends out impulses to relax all the arteries and decrease the heart rate - this causes a big drop in blood pressure that is briefly unable to supply the brain with oxygen, so he faints. You can get the same effect by using an electric shaver and pressing too hard on your neck, although it`s tough to get the response by pressing just one side at a time since the other side will compensate. Vasovagal response is just another term for fainting, and can be caused by a lot of things.

Sorry... I`m a nerd about this stuff.
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Male 5,094
Natural 20!
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Male 38,505
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Male 1,054
These are Marines - not Army.
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Male 7,611
viden, yes he is hitting the vagal nerve which causes the initial shock, but what keeps him down is probably the blow to the carotid artery causing a lack of oxygen to the brain. which, if even for a second can cause problems.
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Male 1,929
Yup. Shocks the nervous system, and it`s as good as a punch on the jaw.
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Male 2,332
Shenanigans!
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Male 57
He`s probably hitting the Vegal Nerve, kinda the same concept as the Vulcan death grip. You shouldn`t mess with that, you can seriously kill someone that way.
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Female 2,027
no way!
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Male 639
Really?
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Male 886
Hong Kong Phooey aint got shiite on him!
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Male 107
Link: Army Guy Shows Off Sweet Judo Chop [Rate Link] - If you can perfect this move, you`ll be the baddest ass at your school. Such little effort for such a nice payoff.
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