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Date: 03/01/11 10:15 AM

56 Responses to Army Guy Shows Off Sweet Judo Chop

  1. Profile photo of Tyronics
    Tyronics Male 18-29
    107 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Link: Army Guy Shows Off Sweet Judo Chop - If you can perfect this move, you`ll be the baddest ass at your school. Such little effort for such a nice payoff.
  2. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Hong Kong Phooey aint got shiite on him!
  3. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Really?
  4. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:37 am
    no way!
  5. Profile photo of Viden
    Viden Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:38 am
    He`s probably hitting the Vegal Nerve, kinda the same concept as the Vulcan death grip. You shouldn`t mess with that, you can seriously kill someone that way.
  6. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Shenanigans!
  7. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Yup. Shocks the nervous system, and it`s as good as a punch on the jaw.
  8. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:58 am
    viden, yes he is hitting the vagal nerve which causes the initial shock, but what keeps him down is probably the blow to the carotid artery causing a lack of oxygen to the brain. which, if even for a second can cause problems.
  9. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:02 am
    These are Marines - not Army.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:06 am
  11. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Natural 20!
  12. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Actually, Viden and cobrakiller, what`s most likely happening is not a stretch on the vagus nerve but the vasovagal response, which travels DOWN the vagus nerve. When the guy gets chopped in the neck, there`s a sudden pressure rise in the carotid body, which is a little higher than where the other guy chops him. The carotid body`s job is to regulate blood pressure going into the brain, so it instantly sends out impulses to relax all the arteries and decrease the heart rate - this causes a big drop in blood pressure that is briefly unable to supply the brain with oxygen, so he faints. You can get the same effect by using an electric shaver and pressing too hard on your neck, although it`s tough to get the response by pressing just one side at a time since the other side will compensate. Vasovagal response is just another term for fainting, and can be caused by a lot of things.

    Sorry... I`m a nerd about this stuff.
  13. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Omg Gerry1of1 this is a clear SCORE!!!
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    wow
  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    mntlmstrbtr, so you just wrote a more in depth version of what I did. okay, I looked like you were saying I was wrong at first.
  16. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Thanks mntlmstrbtr that makes more sense
  17. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Judo CHOP
  18. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    My friend can do this. He learned it when becoming a security guard.
  19. Profile photo of DecoyOctopus
    DecoyOctopus Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Brachial stun.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Spock is a real a-hole when he`s drunk.
  21. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    So who else just hit themselves in the neck like six times?
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    nobody? ok then... i`ll just be leaving now.
  22. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    I`ve used this before x3
  23. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Yeah... not Army. Definitely Marines. I hate it when dumbass Marines put videos of themselves on Youtube doing stupid poo. If I were their boss and saw this I would hammer them. Page 11, NJP, etc. etc.
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Let`s see...

    -Marine is out of uniform (shirt untucked)
    -Unprofessional representation of the USMC
    -Looks overweight and therefore disgusting in uniform. Needs to be enrolled in the Military Appearance Program (MAP)

    Overall, just doing dumb crap for the enire world to see... screw this clown. Gives me a bad name.
  25. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    @splurbyburbl Take a chill pill. No one cares like you think they do.

    I love videos like this because it shows these guys aren`t just stone statues controlled by our government every second of every day.
  26. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Corpsecrank:

    Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on.


  27. Profile photo of Dieperson
    Dieperson Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    You know there`s no such thing as a "judo chop" right?
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Cool, but now with whom ill practice this technique
  29. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    @splurbyburbl

    Yah "if" you were their "boss". I think You mean "if" you were their superior officer. which your not... so stfu, also you failed to give the correct terminology. therefor the list of incoherent idiotic statements is to be taken as random poo flowing so fluently from that loose non-nice individual of yours. caused by years of "stick up the ass" syndrome. Do the internet a favor and stop trying to troll because you got a dishonorable discharge for lord knows what, if you were even in any form of military to begin with. Also may YOU please "Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on?" Also do you have so little of a life that you actually come back and double check your comments? Pathetic dude. Really pathetic.
  30. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    @shalantas

    I love you with every fiber of my being. My virginity is now yours for the claiming.
  31. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    So if you hit them in the vag nerve? Hmmm sounds like a date rape technique.
    The music of akon sets the mood right
  32. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Thats not Judo
  33. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    "You know there`s no such thing as a "judo chop" right?"

    Have you ever seen Austin Powers?
  34. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    @splurbyburbl

    He definatly isn`t over weight having six pack abbs and thin isn`t healthy he is "built" which means he can out do most people there when it comes to ab workouts. my SSgt was the same way.
  35. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Perfectly executed Judo Chop
  36. Profile photo of riseplease19
    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    @spocom, umm aren`t you under age? lol
  37. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    If you slow the video down you can see he switched at the last second to a vulcan nerve pinch.

    h4><0r!!
  38. Profile photo of Kourogi
    Kourogi Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    Judo is "The Gentle Way". It`s more likely to be Taekwondo, or Kung Fu. There are no strikes in Judo.
  39. Profile photo of XxCameroNxX
    XxCameroNxX Male 13-17
    26 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Pretty sure that`s called Knife Hand not Judo Chop...
  40. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    I love me some army guys. <3 <3 <3
  41. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    Yeah, thats Tae Kwon Do. Its called a knife hand. I never saw someone react like that though. I always preferred a good old fashioned leopard`s paw to the throat. That is guaranteed results.
  42. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    I really hate when this crap is publicized. Normally it takes a person a few years of study to understand the potential danger involved in doing this to another human.

    This is akin to giving a child or a chimpanzee a firearm.
  43. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    To all the kids who just watched this and will now try it the next time someone looks at them wrong: You`re doing it wrong.
  44. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    Wow... why would you let him do that to you? I love how he just laughs about it too.
  45. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    instantly causes blood flow in the main arteries to skip. It`s the same effect as a sleeper hold, only not constant
  46. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    I like how he`s laughing at the end.
  47. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 2:13 am
    yes people, there is no chop in judo. there is also no kick, punch, knee, headbutt, or any other strike. judo is only displacement, throws, and locks. but that is not the important part of this video, so please just enjoy.
  48. Profile photo of wiscesq
    wiscesq Male 30-39
    112 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:34 am
    Has nothing to do with blood flow. It`s a diffused strike to the Brachial Plexus nerve bundle. Causes unconsciousness, and sometimes death. Cops are trained to do it, but it is considered lethal force and can only be used when other forms of lethal force would also be allowed.
  49. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 7:56 am
    @shalantas - "Explain to me exactly how it feels to not know anything about what you are trying to comment on?"

    Well, usually it feels like.... oh, wait.
    You were talking to splurbyburbl, huh.
    The way I rant sometimes I just assumed . . . well
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    YEAH splurbyburbl! Answer that one!
  50. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    my mom did this to an elephant once.
  51. Profile photo of Subfighter88
    Subfighter88 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Those are marines, not army soldiers
  52. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 2, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    I concure with Subfighter88.
  53. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    March 3, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    @ all the commentators

    Lol. Say it with certainty and it must be true, right? Note to self: don`t take advice from the internets.
  54. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Spock taught us about this over 30 years ago.
  55. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    @spocom
    LMFAO! thanks
  56. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    March 4, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    wait... do i really got dibs on your virginity? because if your female and attractive in some way you should email me... if you ever see this... Just saying.

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