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Date: 03/10/11 10:45 AM

54 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of f0rk0
    f0rk0 Female 18-29
    482 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again - Because this is your idea of exercise.
  2. Profile photo of jamilworm
    jamilworm Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:12 am
    I swear honey, I was on the treadmill for like 4 hours today!
  3. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:14 am
    what a perfectly good waste of a treadmill. I so would have put a wheelchair on there.
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    NexusLetum Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:20 am
    Given the pair of overalls, I`m reasonably certain this person wasn`t there to work out in the first place.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36682 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:20 am

    We are not fat because we`re lazy.

    It`s a matter of national security. Fat people are harder to kidnap.
    They don`t fit in a suitcase or in the trunk of small cars. And it
    takes more people to carry large kidnap victims.

    I`m not `fat`. I`m just being safe!

  6. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Everyone knows treadmills are for hanging clothes on them to dry
  7. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:32 am
    What`s point, why is she there? I just don`t understand.
  8. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:36 am
    I so want to sneak up and turn that treadmill to 11...
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36682 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:38 am

    LOL @ tn11
  10. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:40 am
    sarahsaur- What is the point of any of us? Why are we hear? What is our purpose? These are all questions we ask ourselves. And one answer keeps coming back.

    XLII
  11. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Once again, Gerry, you are funnier than the post. XD
  12. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    March 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
    What makes us certain this is in the US? We`ve seen "This is why you`re fat, America" posts before where it`s turned out the actual scene is from another country.
  13. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    @Rick S. Yeah, but it`s funnier this way.
  14. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Kinda failish, because that kind of chair would roll right off the band.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Oompa Loompa dupiddy doo...
    I have another riddle for you...
  16. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    touche gerry, touche.
  17. Profile photo of Nageki
    Nageki Male 30-39
    110 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Old Meme is old. Also getting boring. VERY boring.
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Your not doing it right .
  19. Profile photo of tttaylorrr
    tttaylorrr Female 18-29
    90 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    who the hell wears overalls anymore?
  20. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    No America is Fat because the Epic Meal guys are still running around
  21. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
    114 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Who says Americans dont do irony?
  22. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    @trypno - The Epic Meal Time guys are from Canada.
  23. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    @trypno -memoryburner is right, don`t you go stealing our credit!
  24. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Yup. that`s exactly what that person is thinking, "i`m sure i`ll lose weight on this treadmill, derpadur!"... jesus. they are obviously just watching tv. probably at a college and have time to kill between classes.
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    America, this is why you are fat yet again once more all over again and again
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Treadmills suck. Go outside.... unless you live in smog city, which you shouldn`t since we here in NA have tons of space for our cities...
  27. Profile photo of panicXswitch
    panicXswitch Male 18-29
    25 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    "Yup. that`s exactly what that person is thinking, "i`m sure i`ll lose weight on this treadmill, derpadur!"... jesus. they are obviously just watching tv. probably at a college and have time to kill between classes."

    What college kid would be wearing overalls?
  28. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    I challenge you all to prove this is America and not Europe or Canada or any other modern country.
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    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    @TKD_Master
    well, cause she`s fat

    I know, bad joke... *sight*
  30. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    Heh heh
  31. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    @TDK_Master
    They just like to make fun of us cuz we`re ruling the world. Small price to pay for being on top, `sall good.
  32. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    @Matholameu
    Canada`s just a chiller, less hypocritical version of America anyway, so I still stand by my original statement.
  33. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    He/She`s exercising his/her fata$$.
  34. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 12:12 am
    turn on the treadmill. it`ll be funny.
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 12:53 am
    Oompa Loompa????
  36. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:12 am
    Yea we are fat... so what? We are the greatest country in the entire world.
  37. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 2:52 am
    I`m not fat. and I`m American
  38. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 5:30 am
    "I challenge you all to prove this is America and not Europe or Canada or any other modern country."

    I challenge you to take a joke.
  39. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:01 am
    I live in the good ol` USA.
    I weigh 128. 5`4".
    I am not fat.
    Some Europeans are.
    What`s the problem?
  40. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 9:59 am
    haha my friend actually does this quite a bit, but he runs.... but he goes there mostly just to watch tv, FAT FUQ
  41. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 11:56 am
    West Virginia.
    Oh wait, they don`t even have tredmills there.
  42. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    "Yea we are fat... so what? We are the greatest country in the entire world."

    Yes. Keep telling yourself that, dear.
  43. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Is 107 pounds and 5`5". Also American.
  44. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    6`2" 150lbs. Problem rest of the world?
  45. Profile photo of crash246
    crash246 Male 13-17
    138 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    5`7 1/2``, 130 lbs.
    My doctor told me I was on the skinny side of normal.
  46. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 11, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    I guess this shouldnt be a thread of people posting heights and weights...but I`m proud to be a hypocrite. 6`5", 200 lbs. Dead on what I should be. I get sick of the "America`s fat" jokes. It`s not as true as you`d think. Those of us who are are generally chubby and not obese with chicken fat dripping down our chins...
  47. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 1:53 am
    36.6% of Americans are overweight and 26.5% obese.

    I`m sorry, but... those numbers alone speak volumes to me, and I`m AMERICAN.

    Just because 75 percent of us aren`t overweight doesn`t mean that almost 40 percent of Americans is by any means a small number.

    Americans in general are spoiled rotten and greedy, so it comes as no surprise to me when a lot are over weight.

    Don`t take offense to it if you`re normal or skinny. And sure, other people in other countries are/can be over weight... but it`s the general attitude of the populous that shows how retarded most Americans, and for that matter, most PEOPLE...are.
  48. Profile photo of RarLoco
    RarLoco Female 50-59
    53 posts
    March 12, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    stop being so fat americans, come to Le Canada. oui will recieve you
  49. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    I once went on a road trip to America. I couldn`t believe the increase in fat people. Sure, I didn`t see too many obese people, but DAMN there was a lot of fat people.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 14, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    ha ha ha
  51. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    March 16, 2011 at 4:20 am
    ha ha... ha HA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!1
  52. Profile photo of youhoo97
    youhoo97 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    Sometimez im sad to live in America because we r the fattest country...im at a healthy weight and have good blood pressure and everything but still...
  53. Profile photo of upsadam
    upsadam Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 7, 2012 at 5:12 am
    This is why camera phones should be allowed in gyms...

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