America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago in Misc

Really America? You"re this lazy?!
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Male 12
Lol, eurofags think they`re that much skinnier.
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Male 208
@Simcoe,

He`s not your friend, guy.
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Male 126
Jeez Kernel, you`re so sensitive. Okay, we`ll say that this picture was taken in Canada; hope that makes you feel better, friend! :-)
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Female 58
This is sold at a pilot store, which is a truck stop. This is a product for truckers, so yes, they would eat while driving a lot. Its not like they sell these at walmart, its a niche product sold at a niche store.
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Male 123
@Simcoe
And if it was in the US it would be in English and Spanish.

So I guess it`s in neither.

Unless, of course, that logic totally doesn`t work. Which it doesn`t.
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Male 22
Also available in Germany
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Male 645
but do they make one for a large fry??
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Male 126
@Kernel if it were in Canada the label would be in english and french.
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Male 174
I`m not impressed. Someone call me once they make one of these that can strap to my shoulder. I don`t even want to require hands to eat my french fries. I`d much rather just turn my head and awkwardly reach for one with my neck
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Male 123
This isn`t in America. It`s in Canada.

Prove me wrong.
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Male 151
Might not work for supersize tho....
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Male 1,341
Yea I down a LOT of calories everyday... Doesn`t matter how much I eat, because I participate in this miraculous thing called EXERCISE!! I eat fast food at LEAST 3 times a week yet I still run a 5 mile in less than 30 minutes.
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Female 515
@RuralNinja. I just watched that doc the other day!! Good stuff
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Male 519
Watch the documentary Fat Head. It proves that fast food is not the sole problem, as the man lost weight on a fast food diet. Eating bad is only one factor, what you do in the other 23 hours you`re not eating has a much larger effect.
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Male 25,416
Only in america
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Male 588
Now we need this for hamburgers.
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Male 2,220
My wife once bashed a whole portion of chips into the air vents during an argument. Made one hell of a mess..
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Female 1,324
no, this isn`t America.

This is a small population of America that decides they`re too lazy and their cupholder just doesn`t hold those fries properly. This is why you rarely see products like these, and when you do they`re usually at Walmart or other cheap stores. (Not bashing on Walmart people, just not my place of choice...).

You can be fat without eating fries and burgers everyday.

You can be thin while eating fries and burgers everyday.

These posts aren`t really funny anymore.
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Male 2,220
@McGovern - that your ma and pa on vacation?
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Male 264
How do we know this is America? We aren`t the only country that speaks English.
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Female 166
@McGovern1981 LMFAO Nice! I`m so happy you posted that!
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Female 1,356
why don`t you just build a robot that feeds you.... or get a wife.
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Male 14,332
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Male 147
1. Driving with both hands and preventing accidents is better than holding onto a cup of fries while you drive.
2. America isn`t fat, there are just a lot of obese people in America compared to other countries.
3. I see about one fat person every day and I live in NY.
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Male 2,579
I am not fat
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Male 720
Oooohh we have our first contender already! Censorship on the internet. -________-
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Male 720
I`m just gonna start putting up "IAB this is why you suck rooster" posts.
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Male 33
@PsychGeek: Your the only country that calls the "french fries"
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Female 1,963
I find the posts going "Well how else are you supposed to eat fries in the car?" quite hilarious. Why do you need to eat fries in the car? Why do you need to eat in the car at all? I understand this for people who drive for a living, but most of us can get through even a few hour drive without needing to eat.
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Male 1,008
America=fat America=lazy and its cool to make fun of fat lazy America, Fat lazy Americans this is why the rest of the world hates you! this post=I`m cool, I remember when i was a kid you had to have a bike to be cool
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Female 1,798
and we know this is in America how....?
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Male 181
Awesome - it comes with fries!
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Male 405
I have one of these on my treadmill.
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Male 2,085
Of all the things posted on this site, this is one that gets people riled up.
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Male 13
"Yeah I`m not sure why it is more lazy to use your cupholder rather than your lap. I guess American`s are supposed to accept the challenge of french fries falling on the floor and reaching to grab them while driving"
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This is at a Pilot Truck Stop and is designed for truck drivers to make it easier on them. Do you really want someone driving an 80,000lb vehicle reaching on the floorboard for fries?
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Male 54
Yeah I`m not sure why it is more lazy to use your cupholder rather than your lap. I guess American`s are supposed to accept the challenge of french fries falling on the floor and reaching to grab them while driving.
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Female 1,894
hahahahahahahahhahhahha nice
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Male 1,623
"How to always get posted on I-A-B

Step 1) Find something that can be used to bash America, no matter how flimsy the premise.

Step 2) Repeat."

Understand the joke please.
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Female 1,743
Also, we need more of these self-righteous, pretentious hippies to tell us not to eat fries in the car.
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Female 857
Along with everyone else, I don`t see why this makes people lazier, but safer.
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Male 452
[quote]I went for a bike ride yesterday[/quote]

That was your first mistake ;-)
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Male 1,587
halfpintpoo- I don`t know how it is back east, but in California "distracted driving" is a ticketable offense. So if you are driving like an idiot and you get pulled over the cop can give you a ticket for eating fries.
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Male 166
How to always get posted on I-A-B

Step 1) Find something that can be used to bash America, no matter how flimsy the premise.

Step 2) Repeat.
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Male 1,021
I don`t recommend eating french fries nor eating while driving, but this device is designed to make eating while driving SAFER, not LAZIER.

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE DUMB, I-A-B!
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Male 11,740
That was designed for a semi truck, not a car. Pilot is a chain of truck stop gas stations, they sell all sorts of stuff for the drivers. Special coffee makers, cook stoves, all sorts of things. Yeah, people could probably use them in a car but that wasn`t the target market here. The drivers don`t get a lot of time to stop and eat so things like this are helpful to them.
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Female 2,764
I went for a bike ride yesterday and almost got hit by two cars. One guy was on his cellphone and the other had FRIES in his hand, ironically. One of those things were illegal but they both impaired driving.

MAKE HANDS FREE FRIES THE LAW!
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Male 38,468

This would be handy on my shopping cart.

I always get a supersize fries at the McDonalds in side Walmart so I can nosh while I shop in my camoflauge spandex bike shorts and fishnet tank top.
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Male 6,694
I bet that car smells bad.
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Female 1,743
Better than driving around with it in your hands.
That`s just dangerous.
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Male 14,332
Yep keep making fun of the fat kid we all know how that goes...
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Female 177
Mmmmmmmm french friessss
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Male 3,061
one invention away from a feeding bag.
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Female 4,039
Who would need this? Bo and Luke Duke?
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Male 2,220

"The only thing you should do in a car is drive with both hands on the wheel, your eyes on the road checking your mirrors every 5 seconds and properly signaling your intentions to other drivers in a courteous fashion. And never, ever, ever, eat french fries."


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Male 3,322
"The only thing you should do in a car is drive with both hands on the wheel, your eyes on the road checking your mirrors every 5 seconds and properly signaling your intentions to other drivers in a courteous fashion. And never, ever, ever, eat french fries."

I`ll have to remember to tell my kids that next time I`m driving them to school. :)
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Male 3,322
I don`t see the correlation between holding your fries in a plastic fry holder and obesity. It`s obviously meant for use while driving, as it is pictured in the cup holder of a car. And I`m going to buy the fries if I have one of these or not. There`s no laziness here, since I wouldn`t be holding them anyway, as I`m driving. So, instead of them sitting in the bottom of the bag, they get their own special place.

Maybe we`re saying that anyone who eats fries often enough to actually use one of these is eating too many fries?
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Male 3,475
The only thing you should do in a car is drive with both hands on the wheel, your eyes on the road checking your mirrors every 5 seconds and properly signaling your intentions to other drivers in a courteous fashion. And never, ever, ever, eat french fries.
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Male 2,841
Damn those Americans and their success!
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Female 46
Yeah i think Americans have real problems with fatness but if u want to say something about this pic u should write "people eat boiled potato instead of fries" !!!!
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Male 322
Let me clarify, 85% of citizens, who are all Arabs. The expat population is better at health.
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Male 322
Let me make your Americans feel better about this post. 85% of the population of the UAE (the country where Dubai is) is obese. Why? Because here you can order one Pepsi - yes, one - which costs 30 cents and it will get delivered to your doorstep. More? There`s a mall here called The Reef Mall, which at the entrance, has a 6 step escalator. Yes. An escalator for 6 steps only. Right NEXT to it is are 6 steps to walk up. But no, 99% of people going into the mall WALK TO THE escalator to take it instead of taking the 6 steps which span the entire length of the entrance.
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Male 1,341
Yes because I`m sure EVERYONE in America owns one of these, and just because this product exists it makes all of America lazy.
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Male 670
do they have them for an order of large fries?
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Female 3,696
I fail to see how this is lazy. This was made so that drivers wouldn`t have to keep taking their eyes off the road in order to locate their fries somewhere in the middle console

It`s still in the middle of the console. It`s an insert so fries fit better.....-___-;
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Male 1,108
I don`t see the need for this. They seem to fit just fine in a cup holder.
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Female 105
I fail to see how this is lazy. This was made so that drivers wouldn`t have to keep taking their eyes off the road in order to locate their fries somewhere in the middle console. This is actually really a safety bonus. And plus it knocks off three seconds to get the fries to my mouth by cutting out looking for them! Woot!
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Male 306
I look at how people are acting in Japan, then I look at this, daaaaaaaamn
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Male 272
America, This Is Why You`re Amazing, Yet Again.
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Male 364
I`m sorry, but I don`t see laziness in this item.

I do see someone wanting to keep their vehicle neat though.
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Male 1,815
So, they decided to convert a cupholder into a fry holder.
Not really laziness, so as much as convenience.
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Female 812
That`s not why America is fat, it`s those delicious fat MacDonalds food! I love the quater pounder in America, here it`s just not fat enough....
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Male 373
hopefully they come out with a burger tray next.
fastfood these days...
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Male 483
Man, these "This is why you`re fat, America" posts never EVER get old.

I`m a 5`11" male and weigh 135, and I`M getting offended.
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Female 1,780
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