Yahoo Answers!: Help, I Farted During A Kiss [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago Funny

You"d think I gave away the best part of this with the title, but you"d be wrong. The full question only gets better.
There are 79 comments:
Male 402
thats lame,i wouldn`t care if a girl farted on my hand i would laugh and say it was ok and not to worry. then as a joke i would say "now you have to let me fart on YOUR hand."
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Male 67
lol if a guy grabs your ass after he just told you he had a crush on you, hes prolly an non-nice individual
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Male 405
That might be the most FML moment of all meaningless teenage problems, ever.
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Male 531
Hahahahaha thats fudgeed up
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Male 1,063
Call me! I love girls who bust ass on my hands!
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA sucks XD
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Male 124
well clearly she just needs to develop an eating disorder and then everything will be cool.
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Female 3,001
awww man that sucks for her :(
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Male 1,249
I use the reaction I get out of girls after farting as a way of judging if they are for me or not. There are 3 types of reactions: The laugher, the the ignorer and the "ewww`er". Find yourself a laugher and you are set.
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Male 1,085
does she fart every time she gets shocked or excited? i don`t wanna know what sex is like for her...
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Male 794
i hate it when i have to borrow my lil sisters leotard and its 2 sizes too small and i have to fart and then it stinks and some dude touches my butt.........oh HS how innocent and fun it all used to be, NOW...........BILLS N poo
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Female 2,525
If he can`t accept your farts, he`s not worth it.
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Male 6,694
I think I can smell it from here. Oh, Wait, That was me that just farted.
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Male 606
it probably smelled like a used condom!
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Male 247
life qq moar
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Male 25,416
Or in the words of shrek, better out then in.
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Male 400

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Male 2,690
Trolllllllllllllll
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Male 1,505
Is someone making popcorn?
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Female 164
Lol my gramps has a saying whenever he farts... Oh look my ass is happy to see you!
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Male 613
Plug the hole - problem solved
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Male 86
Hahaha, i like Boredered`s response
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Female 225
Skanky Troll
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Male 371
don`t scare skunks. this sort of thing is common
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Female 240
He`s probably already told all of his friends.
If he keeps ignoring you, spread the word that he`s the one that farted:)
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Male 1,193
SH*T. That STINKS for her BUTT whatever life goes on.
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Male 2,506
You`re a whore and you were used.
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Male 1,815
Koala, I`d have to agree.
Except judging by her post, I can only guess that`s she`s like 13-14. Which is below the age I`d recommend for a girl to solve her problems by screwing them away.
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Male 1,311
Now that`s how you cup a fart!
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Male 1,627
this happened to me before. i broke the tension by farting too.
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Male 2,576
I think we can all agree that the only answer would be for her to sleep with him. :-)
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Female 117
you know he`s not a keeper, a keeper would`ve playfully licked or smelled their hand. a keeper in my case anyway.
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Male 407
lol wolfking got he idea
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Male 2,788
Some guy you`ve had a crush on but barely talk to and you just start passionately kissing the moment you confess your crush? Maybe she mightve known him for a while, but still. `The f
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Female 1,427
Man, if that guy was disgusted by her farting, then he`s never allowed to fart again.

Men who freak out about women farting clearly don`t realize that the female ass exists with the same functions that theirs exist for.
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Male 156
eh if i liked a girl and she farted and it stank i would have just took her to a different spot and kept kissing
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Male 616
Farts, the great social equalizer. Even the hottest girl can rip one and you`ll still laugh at her.
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Female 124
On the morning after the first time my boyfriend (now husband) and I slept together, he cuts the loudest fart on his way to the bathroom. I laugh and say "You haven`t done that before! how long have you been waiting to do that?" and he replies "If I can`t do it in front of you after that [after being intimate] when can I?" It`s touching in a weird way; if he can`t let go after being so vulnerable then the relationship wasn`t what we thought it should be. I wonder if this girl`s story is a fake and just a hypothetical situation but if it is real, she should just own up to it and laugh about it. Farts are funny and if he is a humorless dick she is better off without him.
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Male 2,619
My answer:

Buy a kite, you`re gonna be single a long loooong time
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Male 10,845
Trust me sis you`ll be just fine.
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Female 330
At least it wasn`t a shart
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Male 4,004
FAKE!
I can tell by the way the chick was making out with a gay guy or a girl. A real straight guy (even gay guys, but usually not if they`re fabulous), regardless of race, will laugh at farts.
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Male 270
Girls fart too... not just guys xD
and sometimes they can be even worst than us ahaha
it`s just normal... that guy was a douche.
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Male 546
She should be thankful it wasn`t the opposite situation and her farts actually turned him on.
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Male 1,610
i once dumped a girl cause she shat herself in class while i was reading with her. she got to go home while the rest of us had to marinate in the horrendous smell for half an hour. when I saw her 5 years later i seriously regretted that decision.
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Male 312
Oscola, you are my hero.
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Male 1,081
Who would dump their crush just because of a fart?
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Male 716
Note to self: avoid SethDog at all costs.

Edit: he lives on the other side of the world. Win.
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Male 2,700
This girl has obviously not been married.....

...Showers
...Sex
...Watching Movies
...Sleeping
...Ect, Ect

If you are together, you will be farted upon. No if, ands, ors about it.
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Male 7
oscola i like how you said that with dignity
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Male 349
I once accidentally shat on a girlfriend. No elaboration required. True story.
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Female 60
I used to spend just about all of my time in the first two weeks of relationships trying not to fart. After about that I just don`t give a drat.
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Male 768
I love a girl who can out-fart me. Me and my girlfriend always fart on each other, its awesome!
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Male 37,890
No, you did give it away in description.

description FAIL
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Male 87
@RPGillespie

I was thinking the same damn thing...
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Male 2,332
lol`d at kakabaka`s comment
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Male 491
poo happens.
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Male 109
i would have laughed, said i had to be somewhere else and then met up with her a couple of days later.
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Male 1,418
could`ve been worse. He could have been going down on her at the time.
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Male 1,931
"Best moment of my life followed by the worst". Really? That was your best moment? Granted she sounds like she`s just in high school, but really?
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Male 402
This girl grabbed my butt while I was wearing a leotard and i got so exited i sh*t on her hand.
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Male 1,240
Whaaa? That`d be hillarious. And then it`s right back to making out.
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Male 217
How did you not give away the best part in the title? That`s a bait and switch if I ever saw one.
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Male 1,107
Been there.
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Male 445
*if he cares, he`ll get over it.

Everybody farts. lol
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Female 1,006
No, you gave away the best part of the answer with the title.
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Male 2,034
...so why`d he stop?
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Female 474
lmao that sucks XD
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Male 3,472
If you`re hot he`ll get over it, after all we all fart. But if you`re a "slam-pig", he might think that your crotch always smells like that and will avoid you till he gets older.
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Female 9,402
lol, nice. It could be worse, he could of thrown up while kissing her.
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Male 53
"Love is noise"
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Female 1,008
If a man can`t appreciate your farts then you know he`s not "the one."
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Male 117
What has been farted can not be unfarted. Someone needs to buy this girl a butt-plug.
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Female 99
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Male 15,510
Everybody knows that Yahoo answers is full of Trolls
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Female 833
lol.
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Male 554
lmao, looks legit too...
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Male 1,256
Story of my life right there, leotard and all.
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Female 596
Link: Yahoo Answers!: Help, I Farted During A Kiss [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`d think I gave away the best part of this with the title, but you`d be wrong. The full question only gets better.
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