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Date: 02/14/11 01:41 PM

79 Responses to Yahoo Answers!: Help, I Farted During A Kiss [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Link: Yahoo Answers!: Help, I Farted During A Kiss - You`d think I gave away the best part of this with the title, but you`d be wrong. The full question only gets better.
  2. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Story of my life right there, leotard and all.
  3. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    lmao, looks legit too...
  4. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    lol.
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Everybody knows that Yahoo answers is full of Trolls
  6. Profile photo of dreaco
    dreaco Female 18-29
    99 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
  7. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    What has been farted can not be unfarted. Someone needs to buy this girl a butt-plug.
  8. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    If a man can`t appreciate your farts then you know he`s not "the one."
  9. Profile photo of Vir
    Vir Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    "Love is noise"
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    lol, nice. It could be worse, he could of thrown up while kissing her.
  11. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    If you`re hot he`ll get over it, after all we all fart. But if you`re a "slam-pig", he might think that your crotch always smells like that and will avoid you till he gets older.
  12. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    lmao that sucks XD
  13. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    ...so why`d he stop?
  14. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    No, you gave away the best part of the answer with the title.
  15. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    *if he cares, he`ll get over it.

    Everybody farts. lol
  16. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Been there.
  17. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    How did you not give away the best part in the title? That`s a bait and switch if I ever saw one.
  18. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Whaaa? That`d be hillarious. And then it`s right back to making out.
  19. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    This girl grabbed my butt while I was wearing a leotard and i got so exited i sh*t on her hand.
  20. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    "Best moment of my life followed by the worst". Really? That was your best moment? Granted she sounds like she`s just in high school, but really?
  21. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1323 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    could`ve been worse. He could have been going down on her at the time.
  22. Profile photo of LiquidFire
    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    i would have laughed, said i had to be somewhere else and then met up with her a couple of days later.
  23. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    poo happens.
  24. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    lol`d at kakabaka`s comment
  25. Profile photo of cynic04
    cynic04 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    @RPGillespie

    I was thinking the same damn thing...
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36864 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    No, you did give it away in description.

    description FAIL
  27. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    I love a girl who can out-fart me. Me and my girlfriend always fart on each other, its awesome!
  28. Profile photo of SuposedArt
    SuposedArt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    I used to spend just about all of my time in the first two weeks of relationships trying not to fart. After about that I just don`t give a drat.
  29. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    I once accidentally shat on a girlfriend. No elaboration required. True story.
  30. Profile photo of ChrisKelly55
    ChrisKelly55 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    oscola i like how you said that with dignity
  31. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    This girl has obviously not been married.....

    ...Showers
    ...Sex
    ...Watching Movies
    ...Sleeping
    ...Ect, Ect

    If you are together, you will be farted upon. No if, ands, ors about it.
  32. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Note to self: avoid SethDog at all costs.

    Edit: he lives on the other side of the world. Win.
  33. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Who would dump their crush just because of a fart?
  34. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Oscola, you are my hero.
  35. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    i once dumped a girl cause she shat herself in class while i was reading with her. she got to go home while the rest of us had to marinate in the horrendous smell for half an hour. when I saw her 5 years later i seriously regretted that decision.
  36. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    She should be thankful it wasn`t the opposite situation and her farts actually turned him on.
  37. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Girls fart too... not just guys xD
    and sometimes they can be even worst than us ahaha
    it`s just normal... that guy was a douche.
  38. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    FAKE!
    I can tell by the way the chick was making out with a gay guy or a girl. A real straight guy (even gay guys, but usually not if they`re fabulous), regardless of race, will laugh at farts.
  39. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    At least it wasn`t a shart
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Trust me sis you`ll be just fine.
  41. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    My answer:

    Buy a kite, you`re gonna be single a long loooong time
  42. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    On the morning after the first time my boyfriend (now husband) and I slept together, he cuts the loudest fart on his way to the bathroom. I laugh and say "You haven`t done that before! how long have you been waiting to do that?" and he replies "If I can`t do it in front of you after that when can I?" It`s touching in a weird way; if he can`t let go after being so vulnerable then the relationship wasn`t what we thought it should be. I wonder if this girl`s story is a fake and just a hypothetical situation but if it is real, she should just own up to it and laugh about it. Farts are funny and if he is a humorless dick she is better off without him.
  43. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Farts, the great social equalizer. Even the hottest girl can rip one and you`ll still laugh at her.
  44. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    eh if i liked a girl and she farted and it stank i would have just took her to a different spot and kept kissing
  45. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Man, if that guy was disgusted by her farting, then he`s never allowed to fart again.

    Men who freak out about women farting clearly don`t realize that the female ass exists with the same functions that theirs exist for.
  46. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    Some guy you`ve had a crush on but barely talk to and you just start passionately kissing the moment you confess your crush? Maybe she mightve known him for a while, but still. `The f
  47. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    lol wolfking got he idea
  48. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    you know he`s not a keeper, a keeper would`ve playfully licked or smelled their hand. a keeper in my case anyway.
  49. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    I think we can all agree that the only answer would be for her to sleep with him. :-)
  50. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    this happened to me before. i broke the tension by farting too.
  51. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Now that`s how you cup a fart!
  52. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    Koala, I`d have to agree.
    Except judging by her post, I can only guess that`s she`s like 13-14. Which is below the age I`d recommend for a girl to solve her problems by screwing them away.
  53. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    You`re a whore and you were used.
  54. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    SH*T. That STINKS for her BUTT whatever life goes on.
  55. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    He`s probably already told all of his friends.
    If he keeps ignoring you, spread the word that he`s the one that farted:)
  56. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    don`t scare skunks. this sort of thing is common
  57. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    Skanky Troll
  58. Profile photo of lilbroder
    lilbroder Male 18-29
    86 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    Hahaha, i like Boredered`s response
  59. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    Plug the hole - problem solved
  60. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    Lol my gramps has a saying whenever he farts... Oh look my ass is happy to see you!
  61. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    Is someone making popcorn?
  62. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    Trolllllllllllllll
  63. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 11:35 pm

  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 3:35 am
    Or in the words of shrek, better out then in.
  65. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:37 am
    life qq moar
  66. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 6:24 am
    it probably smelled like a used condom!
  67. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 7:26 am
    I think I can smell it from here. Oh, Wait, That was me that just farted.
  68. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:38 am
    If he can`t accept your farts, he`s not worth it.
  69. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:52 am
    i hate it when i have to borrow my lil sisters leotard and its 2 sizes too small and i have to fart and then it stinks and some dude touches my butt.........oh HS how innocent and fun it all used to be, NOW...........BILLS N poo
  70. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 11:54 am
    does she fart every time she gets shocked or excited? i don`t wanna know what sex is like for her...
  71. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    I use the reaction I get out of girls after farting as a way of judging if they are for me or not. There are 3 types of reactions: The laugher, the the ignorer and the "ewww`er". Find yourself a laugher and you are set.
  72. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    awww man that sucks for her :(
  73. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    February 15, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    well clearly she just needs to develop an eating disorder and then everything will be cool.
  74. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 1:02 am
    HAHAHA sucks XD
  75. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    Call me! I love girls who bust ass on my hands!
  76. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    Hahahahaha thats fudgeed up
  77. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:12 am
    That might be the most FML moment of all meaningless teenage problems, ever.
  78. Profile photo of killgore2100
    killgore2100 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    lol if a guy grabs your ass after he just told you he had a crush on you, hes prolly an non-nice individual
  79. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 10:43 am
    thats lame,i wouldn`t care if a girl farted on my hand i would laugh and say it was ok and not to worry. then as a joke i would say "now you have to let me fart on YOUR hand."

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