WTF Of The Day: Artsy Fartsy Students Edition

Submitted by: skaduskitai 6 years ago in

College performance art: Where everyone"s an innovative artiste!
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Male 439
they should have filled it with hot dogs, sausages, or beef jerky, or somrthing like that
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Male 2,988
Boring and far from innovative. The "Art" world these days seems to be just as far out of ideas as Hollywood and its sad remakes.
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Male 2,402
@premierwondr
Mahalo ala nui(big thanks) for the good memory. KTW doesn`t realize that I put my money and grants to work into science to help put a smile on a childs face when their family pet gets injured. Our diagnose a disease in a ranchers heifer.
BTW I don`t surf everyday. Sometimes it`s flat out here
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Male 975
I didn`t pick up on either of those things Snaps.
I guess this is clearly not for anyone outside the art crowd.
I`m a design major and I still don`t get it. =S
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Male 975
KillTheWeak
What the drat are you talking about?
If I remember correctly that Handy guy lives in Hawaii and surfs all day. I`m sure he`s having the time of the life just like you`d have doing whatever it is that you tried to explain.
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Female 217
Alright BountyKat, I don`t like Jackson Pollock. I`m a painter, and I don`t think he`s a painter. However, ignoring the symbolism they were trying to convey in this piece would be like ignoring the relevance of color in Vertigo. You could do it, but you`d be stupid for it, and anyone who knew anything about movies would cry. Yes, the guy is a lumberjack. He was cutting down a structure made of paper. They main colors were red. A soft song about SUNSHINE played in the background. You`re not picking up any connections at all? Not even dramatic irony? Keep in mind that this is college art. These kids aren`t professionals, but you`re trying not to see the point if you cant see it.
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Female 383
Well that was craptastic.
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Female 399
Or, rather, SHE`S got dressing like a hipster down. He`s supposed to be a lumberjack, right?
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Female 399
That:
A) Made no sense
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B) Was a f**king bullsh*t excuse for art.
The next person to say anything supporting this waste of time probably also thinks Jackson Pollock had technical talent. I challenge you to come up with what the f**k this could be a reasonable metaphor for. People like this are the reason that most artists aren`t taken seriously. I really hope people don`t buy into this "modern art" crap and make this guy successful. I also really hope that he has some kind of actual talent aside from being able to get the hipster style of dress down flat. GUHHHHH IT`S LIKE TWILIGHT FOR HIPSTERS
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Male 80
I`d say that was interesting, but lets just keep hating what we don`t understand. I say we because i dont understand it either. If he`s worth anything as an artist he knows what hes doing. People like handys003 are a sad bunch... im going to be in debt and unsuccessful probably and poor all of my life because of art... and at the end of my life ill be happy and hopefully living well and not having to be on some website promoting hate towards creativity and really the very freedom to do that... the bullpoo that he just did. If anything it represents that, the lack of care for your bullpoo money and the fact that we are greedy money hoarding monkeys with a huge case of the self-righteous-fcuktardism. :-)
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Male 34
What a waste of resources. Art is stupid
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Male 363
Spider_sol "That girl was DANGEROUSLY close to the chain saw a few times."
at least he would have made art and an interesting video then....
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Female 235
what the hell did i just watch...?
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Male 2,402
If that was my kid. I would beat the living sh*t out of him. Drawing blood and poo and smearing it all over him and call it art. Yes this would be my avante garde tribute to the fallacy of wasting parents freaking tuition money.
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Male 542
Digged the alto sax!
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Male 541
wtf is that thing
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Male 757
its a portrait of class structure and the opression of the "little people." i also see they hid some messages about atheism and love in there too. thats right, im deep. you all want me.
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Male 336
gy needs to study more physics.
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Male 29
if there was like paint in it and he splattered it every where then i would think "wow that was ok" but no it just sucks
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Male 311
I...I just hate this culture so much
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Male 1,451
That girl was DANGEROUSLY close to the chain saw a few times.
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Male 757
Its about America. Consumption, greed, sex, excess.
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Female 90
Oh, ok.
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Male 147
I feel so much dumber, and so is the audience for watching this.
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Male 787
What was that all about?
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Male 2,344
I was hoping, so much, that there would be candy inside..
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Male 2,419
why`re they chainsawing cardboard?
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Female 1,589
"WE ARE ART STUDENTS! WE WILL NOT PAY TO DO PAPER MACHE, DAMMIT!"
That`s the only message I can come up with for what this means.
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Male 25,416
Chicks and chainsaw, awesome!
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Female 44
why couldn`t they stick with watercolor? why?
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Male 1,083
even the other art students are like "wtf is this poo?"
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Male 2,034
O_o
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Female 8
Schr0dinger, I sure will :D
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Male 359
There is much to be said for brining back the days when the audience threw mushy tomatoes and rancid cabbage at a bad performance.

And amile, enjoy your career at Burger King dear.
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Female 8
I`m an art major, and even I absolutely hate this kind of crap.
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Male 321
Hipsters that fail at being hip.
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Male 759
Amazed that girl didn`t get accidentally decapitated during that.
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Male 2,690
I`m disgusted at the fact anyone is even watching, and that it made it onto the internet.
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Female 148
Dirty rotten hipsters
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Female 803
i f*cking hate hipsters. so. much.
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Male 5,194
Now aren`t you glad you`re paying $80,000 for your kid to go to liberal arts school?
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Male 3,076
Art???
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Female 102
This is not art. Go home, sir.
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Male 14,332
Ohhh I get her making it rain with dollar bills symbolizes what she`s doing with her parents tuition money.
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Male 37,697
Modern art? SPEW! I`m trying to eat lunch here!!
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Male 1,287
so much fail in such a confined space enabled them to distort time. It may have only been 2:16 but it felt like an hour at least.
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Male 38,457
@Oldfrt

You should change your name to OldfART
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Male 749
So I guess I`m an artist too. I accidentally knock over the garbage can, ART! I take a wrong turn down a one way street, ART! I pull a number from the ticket dispenser to get in line at the deli, ART! Next time my boss complains about a bad report, I`ll call it ART!
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Male 89
F minus
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Male 2,097
That idiot girl almost lost a body part to chainsaw numbnuts. Kids, don`t try this at home.
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Male 2,390
that was just dumb. You know the crowd has to clap so they don`t look stupid since most of em are sitting there going, `I payed 80$ for tickets to this?` If this is art then someone sign up the homeless man on the corner.
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Female 2,509
so where`s the art part?
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Male 138
bloody papuh poooopooo
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Male 38,457

This made Yoko Ono look talented.

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Male 83
For some reason this makes complete sense to me.

What that reason is? I do not know.
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Female 843
OMG! I totally get the message! That, like, totally blew my mind!

Not really, I actually feel like slapping them all now.
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Female 2,525
I love performance art purely for its entertainment value, whether it`s good or not. When it`s good, it`s a meaningful experience. When it`s bad, it`s funny as hell.
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Female 397
ooookay.
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Male 3,322
How is this the WTFotD, and this isn`t!
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Male 1,610
Proteges of Yoko Ono I bet
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Male 931
Aw, totally... :/
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Female 734
He brought a chainsaw to a piñata party and there wasn`t even any candy
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Male 358
I remember, back in the good ol` days, when being an artist actually required some level of artistic talent.
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Male 177
Applause? Really?
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Male 4,807
I was hoping she would accidentally step into the chain saw.... Now THAT WOULD be art!
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Male 15,510
You know, some trolls could easily pass as artists and do any stupid thing and people still call it art
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Male 174
WTF is an understatement
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Male 801
That was stupid, the best part was the Sax solo they cut out too early.
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Male 6
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