Would You Use This Lotion On Your Body? [Pic]

Submitted by: Isobar 6 years ago Weird

Lamb? Lotion? There"s a Silence of the Lambs joke in here somewhere.
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Male 402
UGH!
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Male 67
mmmmmm wonder how it looks
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Female 26
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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Female 192
Sterilized sheep placenta. So what?

Did you also know that semen contains many proteins and hormones that promote healthy skin?

Just think for a moment.
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Female 3,001
what is this i dont even
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Female 182
that is sick
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Male 1,452
trp bathes in this stuff everyday
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Male 91
it rubs the lotion on its skin
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Male 1,357
there`s a kid at school who`s dad sends him a pot every few weeks to put on his face. He`s got the clearest skin i`ve ever seen
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Male 181
LOL @ a1butcher
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Female 1,048
So after using a jar or two do you suddenly feel the urge to leap manically around the backyard and eat grass??
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Female 1,478
Yummy.
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Male 598
"Doctor`s Select", so you know its the good stuff.
Apparently most of the people posting dont realize all the crap that is normally inside your skincare products
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Male 907
I would buy it for someone else and guilt trip them into using it by pretending I really thought they would love it.
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Male 269
Would you pour petroleum all over your body?
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Male 15,510
Listen carefully America, its a lotion, you are not suppose to eat it k?
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Male 163
yes. cause its awsome
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Female 1,324
meh, placenta has a lot of proteins in it. some of the best perfumes (used to be, idk if they still are) made out of whale ambirgriss(sp?)
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Male 533
Ewwwwe
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Male 25,416
ewwwww....
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Male 794
im going to start my own brand, it will state

EUROPEAN DOCTOR RECOMENDED (cuz you can easily buy european dr.`s)
EXTREMELY LOTIONY LOTION
MADE FROM LITHUANIAN MALE SEMEN

this poo will sell like hot cakes, and at least i have a reason to masturbate like crazy, i have a job to do, unlike now its just a waste
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Male 531
Wtf? ewww
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Male 37,888
LandoGriffin - conduct a taste test and let us know.
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Male 1,815
Well, if a doctor selected it, who are we to argue?
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Male 3,842
Gerry - why would Australian placenta taste differently than any other nationality? If I substituted, say, cheaper New Zealand placenta would it taste the same or would a true placenta connoiseur notice the difference?
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Female 2,525
Well I suppose it just goes to waste otherwise, so why not?
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Male 2,748
Can you feel it, Clarise? The moisture of the lambs.
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Male 288
put the lamb in the basket.
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Male 613
Gerry most of my life was spent not knowing that info now I`ll have to purge. thanks
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Male 17,512
Something tells me the best part of Gerry ended up in his placenta, I think he was cheated.
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Female 1,380
Placenta is supposed to be really good for your hair too.
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Male 382
LOL.. at our last birth the mid wife asked me if I would like to keep the placenta.. Why would you keep that?
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Male 6,694
Yay Placenta !
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Male 1,312
Gerry, knowledge is power but holy crap TMI
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Male 4,807
It puts the placenta on its wool or it gets the shears again...
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Male 37,888
OMG... this lead me on a search around the web.
I ended up at WikiBooks.org where I found the following info... {there was a photo but I don`t think you want me to put that up)...

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Placenta is an organ meat expelled soon after a birth. Placenta has a springy texture similar to the heart, but more sponge-like.

Whilst Human placenta has a taste akin to a mild liver, many beef recipes work well with human placenta. A human placenta typically weighs 1/6 of the baby`s weight.

To prepare placenta, cut the membranes away with a sharp knife. Wash if desired. Treat the placenta as you would any other meat.

Warning: Uncooked human placenta can transmit diseases.

Recipes featuring placenta include-
Spicy Australian Placenta
Placenta with Broccoli
Placenta stew

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Male 1,299
Swiss Lamb Placenta?

Uh- YES PLEASE!
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Male 293
Link: Would You Use This Lotion On Your Body? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Lamb? Lotion? There`s a Silence of the Lambs joke in here somewhere.
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