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Date: 02/16/11 07:48 AM

38 Responses to Would You Use This Lotion On Your Body? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Link: Would You Use This Lotion On Your Body? - Lamb? Lotion? There`s a Silence of the Lambs joke in here somewhere.
  2. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Swiss Lamb Placenta?

    Uh- YES PLEASE!
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:03 am
    OMG... this lead me on a search around the web.
    I ended up at WikiBooks.org where I found the following info... {there was a photo but I don`t think you want me to put that up)...

    QUOTE
    Placenta is an organ meat expelled soon after a birth. Placenta has a springy texture similar to the heart, but more sponge-like.

    Whilst Human placenta has a taste akin to a mild liver, many beef recipes work well with human placenta. A human placenta typically weighs 1/6 of the baby`s weight.

    To prepare placenta, cut the membranes away with a sharp knife. Wash if desired. Treat the placenta as you would any other meat.

    Warning: Uncooked human placenta can transmit diseases.

    Recipes featuring placenta include-
    Spicy Australian Placenta
    Placenta with Broccoli
    Placenta stew

    END QUOTE
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:04 am
    It puts the placenta on its wool or it gets the shears again...
  5. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Gerry, knowledge is power but holy crap TMI
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Yay Placenta !
  7. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:45 am
    LOL.. at our last birth the mid wife asked me if I would like to keep the placenta.. Why would you keep that?
  8. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Placenta is supposed to be really good for your hair too.
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Something tells me the best part of Gerry ended up in his placenta, I think he was cheated.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Gerry most of my life was spent not knowing that info now I`ll have to purge. thanks
  11. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:25 am
    put the lamb in the basket.
  12. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Can you feel it, Clarise? The moisture of the lambs.
  13. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Well I suppose it just goes to waste otherwise, so why not?
  14. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Gerry - why would Australian placenta taste differently than any other nationality? If I substituted, say, cheaper New Zealand placenta would it taste the same or would a true placenta connoiseur notice the difference?
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Well, if a doctor selected it, who are we to argue?
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:05 am
    LandoGriffin - conduct a taste test and let us know.
  17. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Wtf? ewww
  18. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:24 am
    im going to start my own brand, it will state

    EUROPEAN DOCTOR RECOMENDED (cuz you can easily buy european dr.`s)
    EXTREMELY LOTIONY LOTION
    MADE FROM LITHUANIAN MALE SEMEN

    this poo will sell like hot cakes, and at least i have a reason to masturbate like crazy, i have a job to do, unlike now its just a waste
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:39 am
    ewwwww....
  20. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:58 am
    Ewwwwe
  21. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    meh, placenta has a lot of proteins in it. some of the best perfumes (used to be, idk if they still are) made out of whale ambirgriss(sp?)
  22. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    yes. cause its awsome
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    Listen carefully America, its a lotion, you are not suppose to eat it k?
  24. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Would you pour petroleum all over your body?
  25. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    I would buy it for someone else and guilt trip them into using it by pretending I really thought they would love it.
  26. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    "Doctor`s Select", so you know its the good stuff.
    Apparently most of the people posting dont realize all the crap that is normally inside your skincare products
  27. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    Yummy.
  28. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    So after using a jar or two do you suddenly feel the urge to leap manically around the backyard and eat grass??
  29. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    LOL @ a1butcher
  30. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:15 am
    there`s a kid at school who`s dad sends him a pot every few weeks to put on his face. He`s got the clearest skin i`ve ever seen
  31. Profile photo of s9b1j420
    s9b1j420 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 12:16 am
    it rubs the lotion on its skin
  32. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:34 am
    trp bathes in this stuff everyday
  33. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:06 am
    that is sick
  34. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:20 am
    what is this i dont even
  35. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Sterilized sheep placenta. So what?

    Did you also know that semen contains many proteins and hormones that promote healthy skin?

    Just think for a moment.
  36. Profile photo of MrsPlague
    MrsPlague Female 18-29
    26 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 9:28 am
    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
  37. Profile photo of poisoncandy
    poisoncandy Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    mmmmmm wonder how it looks
  38. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    March 31, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    UGH!

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