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  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:37 am
    Link: Worst Rites Of Passage For Manhood Ever! - Pros: You`ve become a man. Cons: You`re covered in poo.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:42 am
    right of passage?

    either that or a really bad date!
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Is this actually poo? Could just be mud. I`m not expert in Hindu (I assume) traditions.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Literal photo of the day!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Bullet Ant Gloves is still worse.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:48 am
    holly poo, oh it is hahahaha
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:48 am
    That just sucks
  8. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:51 am
    There are definitely worse rites of passage for manhood.
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:55 am
    After the ceremony has finished, they all go out together to celebrate and get sh.i.tfaced
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:56 am
    (that might just be a British phrase...)
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:59 am
    What about the boys in South America who have to drink the semen of their elders?? Some would venture to call that worse...
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Makes sense to me. It`s sort of like a symbolic primer for marriage...sever the guy from his ego with a rite of humiliation.

    Anybody find out exactly what this is? I`m still searching.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 11:06 am
    he`s lame
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Do you smell that ?
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    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:12 am
    The guy behind him must have failed the manhood passage like 40 times.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:13 am
    He`s having a $hitty day
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:24 am
    ewwwww
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Haha! Phantom Pooper strikes again!
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:54 am
    That would not be the worst I think somewhere in Africa they have to do something to their peens to become a man.
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:56 am

  21. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    margot138: That goes pretty much everywhere.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Rite of passage for manhood... wearing a skirt.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    "I think somewhere in Africa they have to do something to their peens to become a man."

    oh god, any more vagueness and I might have killed myself.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:45 pm


    Mr. Hankey approves!
  25. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Anyone actually know who/where this is and the significance? It looks interesting.
  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @Riftsong

    How `bout ya go there yourself figure it out.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    There are far worse ones. In fact, this one is rather mild in comparison. It`s just temporarily unpleasant. Much better than, for example, having part of your penis cut off with a not particularly sharp and completely unsterilised knife, then having the wound rubbed with dirt and ashes, then spending a week in the wild while it scars up...or it gets infected. Maybe you die, maybe you can`t get a proper erection again (due to the scarring).

    That`s the Xhosa manhood ritual. Die Antwoord`s extraordinarily crude song "Evil Boy" has brought it to some attention, because it`s primarily a message from a Xhosa man who rejects the custom very vehemently. Traditionalists say he`s an evil boy, so he`s taken the label to throw it in their faces while massively insulting them - Evil Boy is more manly than they are, they are lower than poo, they are just holes that poo comes out of. Great song when you understand it better.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    or it could be henna

    like this:

  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    @kimkio

    1)<Puke in mouth>
    2)<Spit-take>
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    As opposed to the US, where we have no traditions or rites of passage.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I think they couldnt get more honest. You will be an adult soon son, get use to this
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    lundyjack Female 18-29
    102 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Excuse me, sir, but I think you have a little something just...there.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    meh. there are worse rites of passage than this...

    like getting circumcised by an unlicensed doctor, and having to heal all alone in the wilderness with no food or water.... only milk....
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    randomclock Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    I believe in the tribes of New Guinea you become a man by swallowing sucking the older males of the tribe off and swallowing. I think I`d rather have the poo on me than do that..
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    i`m with randomclock

    i heard about that sh*t...completely digusting and perverse...

    you gotta wonder what the village council was thinking when they though of that rite of passage.....bastards
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    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    "As opposed to the US, where we have no traditions or rites of passage."

    ^^^Says the woman that wouldn`t have to do it.

    Seriously though, if you don`t have any traditions in your family, blame your own damn family. Don`t get on the web and complain about the US, just because your family sucks I`ve got my problems with the US, but that isn`t one of them. We, my family, had plenty of traditions. And you can find rituals all over the place here, you just have to look.
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    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    make sure none of it falls.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    @flingspoo replied:
    As opposed to the US, where we have no traditions or rites of passage.

    handys003 responded:
    You need to get out of your little environment more.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    Now if you want to know the true art of manliness visit this link, Oh my especially the Mardudjara Aboriginal practice of sub-incision. That is totally f*cked up.

    http://artofmanliness.com/2010/02/21/male-rites-of-passage-from-around-the-world/
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Yeah we have Rites of Passage in the U.S. it`s entirely a matter of your family not participating.

    As inane as it might sound, the first time I got to plan a Hunting Trip with my Father and my Brothers was a very big thing for me. Getting my drivers license, becoming old enough to vote, graduating high school, going through boot camp, all of these things helped me realize what it meant to be an adult.

    It means having the temperance not to slap the s#!t outta some punk ass kid, just because you can and he totally deserves it. and instead striving to be a mentor and set a better example.
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    gmerah Female 30-39
    25 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    Looks like mud to me.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    "It means having the temperance not to slap the s#!t outta some punk ass kid, just because you can and he totally deserves it. and instead striving to be a mentor and set a better example"

    This.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    February 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    @Silverthread
    Amen
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2011 at 12:08 am
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:16 am
    In the US we merely submit our youths to four years of painful, unrelenting humiliation called "High School."
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:55 am
    "It means having the temperance not to slap the s#!t outta some punk ass kid, just because you can and he totally deserves it. and instead striving to be a mentor and set a better example"

    This.
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    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:59 am
    i thought it meant that as you grow up and experience life yu figure out that, life is sh*t
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Thursday, February 17, 2011 4:16:57 AM
    In the US we merely submit our youths to four years of painful, unrelenting humiliation called "High School."

    and sometimes it also involved poo
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    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:28 am
    That is mud and seems to be some ritual in nepal
  • Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:36 am
    First of all, it`s mud. Secondly, I doubt it`s a right of passage, as there`s an older man wearing all the same "accessories" behind him. I bet this is just a religious ceremony and they`re monks of some sort.
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    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    I`d imagine the point is that those bowls get bloody hot and the mud protects him/gives a mouldible surface to rest them on.
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