Worlds Most Pointless Escalator

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 6 years ago in Funny

This is why you"re fat, America...
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Male 218
cmann,

Sorry, no, we don`t have an escalator like that downtown (thank God)!
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Male 237
there`s one in Canada too, but I`m guessing it`s because all the Americans are coming up here! Don`t worry, once you guys have finished pooting the bed there will always be room for our southern neighbors :)
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Male 8,415
cman7721-"Pretty Sure this is downtown in Indianapolis, Indiana."

Very sure you are incorrect.

This is in Okadaya Mores shopping mall in Kawasaki, Japan:

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Female 412
Unfortunately there is an escalator this high in Ikebukuro station, Tokyo as well. >< However, in Tokyo you see most people just using the stairs and only old people or people carrying heavy luggage use the escalator. I was glad it was there, as I also had a heavy suitcase and most Japanese stations don`t have escalators at all. Not even the ones where you have to climb up 50 flights of stairs to get outside. ><
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Male 39
"Americans aren`t fat because of this escalator, this escalator is because Americans are fat. Get it?"........XD
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Male 292
the dudes face in this video is hilarious enough to justify this post
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Male 99
There are two just like this in the Palladium mall in Prague in the Czech Republic. (For you canadians, that`s in Europe)
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Male 260
Americans aren`t fat because of this escalator, this escalator is because Americans are fat. Get it?
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Male 217
The mall near my house has something exactly like this. I always wondered "WHY?"
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Male 617
Except this is in Japan, so this is why they`re fat?

Pretty Sure this is downtown in Indianapolis, Indiana.
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Female 1,324
ok so they have one going down...the easiest of the two options? its easier, faster, and healthier just to walk...
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Male 110
Except this is in Japan, so this is why they`re fat?
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Male 1,222
"I am thinking the guy posing for and filming this did so just because it was the "world`s smallest"."
I bet whoever put it here must have been looking for another world`s smallest. Whaaaaaaaaa
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Female 217
K3vin, those are called elevators.
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Male 487
i`m still waiting on a fat cart friendly escalator...
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Male 721
fat fooks
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Male 10,440
I am thinking the guy posing for and filming this did so just because it was the "world`s smallest".

It`s also going down. WTF? I could easily jump that distance.

This thing is so useless that I see it as art.
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Male 15,510
Lol, a Fat America joke but is not America really... you are saved this time but we still have our eyes on you, fatties
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Male 226
It`s all about placement. If the stairs were on the inside, people would be taking those instead.
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Male 249
but they have stairs to go up?
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Male 28
Sometimes five steps is just too many.
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Male 2,796
"You spelled "herd" incorrectly. That is a sign of mental weakness. Please report to the nearest abattoir - and take with you anyone who had to look up the word "abattoir"."

On my way. I will also take this stupid laptop with the tiny keyboard.
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Male 3,327
That`s in Japan, according to this.
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Male 240
LOL, only in America...
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Male 17
@brazzil

Yeah, this is definitely at the scottsdale fashion square lol...ive been there myself lol!
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Male 1,054
"TGhey should just take my idea and murder every human that displays signs of weakness, thin out the heard...make them stronger...smarter. But that`s just me."

You spelled "herd" incorrectly. That is a sign of mental weakness. Please report to the nearest abattoir - and take with you anyone who had to look up the word "abattoir".
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Male 40

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Male 112
I`m not going to lie. I`m ashamed.
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Female 21
I think it`s at the Scottsdale mall.
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Male 1,557
That said, there`s something very similar in the Arndale Centre in Manchester, England.
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Male 2,034
@madest: 9 times out of 10 there are stairs next to escalators, so if you want to walk down the stairs, USE THE F*CKING STAIRS.
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Male 1,429
"TGhey should just take my idea and murder every human that displays signs of weakness, thin out the heard...make them stronger...smarter. But that`s just me."

I would, but I`m too tired to do it today. Maybe I can hire someone to do it.
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Male 247
I hate people who stand still too.
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Male 7,378
Annoys me when I get on an escalator and the people stand there waiting to be magically drifted down stairs... No wonder you`re fat America.
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Male 880
"It`s for disabled people, otherwise they will get sued. "

There are stairs once you get off the escalator.

At least thats what the desciption says.
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Male 2,229
a fat American taking a Japanese Escalator, is that the joke?
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Male 39,531
MeGrendel [quote]"Fail: Located in Okadaya Mores shopping mall in Kawasaki, Japan" [/quote]

Okay, Mr. McPicky Picks-Apart.
Go ahead, suck all the fun out of the room.
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Male 2,796
It`s for disabled people, otherwise they will get sued. Of course... gradual inclines work better.

TGhey should just take my idea and murder every human that displays signs of weakness, thin out the heard...make them stronger...smarter. But that`s just me.

Carry on!
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Male 8,415
Fail: Located in Okadaya Mores shopping mall in Kawasaki, Japan
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Male 6,694
Thats just to much.
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Male 153
It`s probably for people with spine injuries that can`t wal down stairs. I have a kid at my school that can walk (but with a limp) but he has to take the disabled elevator. Sorry to ruin the joke =P
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Male 39,531
Up I could understand... but down?
Really?
How hard is it to walk down hill!
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Female 387
Except that it`s in Japan...
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Male 1,548
Who the hell actually stops on an escalator? Unless you`re dragging something, you need to keep walking.
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Female 2,927
seriously?
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Female 494
Sad day....
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Male 39,531
Link: Worlds Most Pointless Escalator [Rate Link] - This is why you`re fat, America...
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